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>Happy Edition

Finally. Though it won't last.

Preorder Earrings:
VIT + 5 STR + 5 DEX + 5 MND + 5 INT + 5 Experience bonus: Lv 50 or less plus 30%

Thats +%85 exp if stacked with the other items.

Where do I buy gil from? Avatarbank, Koala Credits and InGameDelivery are all samefag "secretly" to do some control scheming shit but avatarbank seems alright for what it is, and mmogah says they're fucking discreet with a player trader network but wowfags have gotten burnt apparently but this is gil not gold.
It's not that I want to buy market shit or a house, but leveling doesn't fill obscure savage queues because every faggot is doing 1 and 4 only

Playerauctions

Get out

Thanks I'll check it out.
Remove the page numbers from manifestos since they're already divided into three tiers for alexander savage then, some of it is fucking dead. It's all subpar shit by now anyway aside from grinding for glams.

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>Happy Edition

post in the golden summer bikini, would work well with that skin tone me thinks.

wow amazing for all my jobs that are below 50

Thats kind of fucking bullshit actually.

that is frickin lewd

I'm glad I didn't bother to get this mount

Dude just prestige.

top comment of the day.

Holy shit today must have been awful

what is that skirt from?

I hate to say it but this is a good slutglam, honestly.

Do jannies just like flip a coin on what is and isn't okay?

Everyday is awful at the /xivg/

Does this count?

Why would this not count?

I know, it's really cozy like that.

Every so often I also post "Just ward his jungle" too

Should I stockpile hunt seals for Stormblood? The books will become useless correct? I only need to get 1000/1000?

Unless you're aiming to get your own elite variations of the new jobs' weapons then I dunno if the allied or centurio seals will really be necessary.

There'll probably be some other variation of hunting seal introduced for SB.

Every post that's reported goes into the review queue to get yea or nay'd. If there's a post you think is violating one of the rules, submit a report and it'll get added to the queue. After that, it's up to the janitor's discretion. Sometimes it doesn't seem fair, but them's the breaks.

> good slutglam
Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron? How fucking thirsty are you? "Good" and "slutglam" only belong in the same sentence if the sentence is "there is no good slutglam".

catgirls are fat faced generic sluts
au ra are psoriasis ridden weeb demons
elezen are all long necked and tiny headed
highlanders and roes are men in drag
midlanders are all boring bots
and lalas are pedobait

when will we get good females

Is that a mod? I didn't think cats could be that stacked

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44 or 50 whm "pants" dyed black I think?

I admire your persistence

I don't know, that swimsuit does not feel that slutty...just a little

Not a mod

>has Paks, a known log-leaker who literally tried to give someone a keylogger for hurting his feelings

No thanks.

It's the same tired old slutglam Liora wore for over a year. Orison gear is played out.

35th for please fix pld
;-;

37th-ish for cant even get post numbers right

why does that cat have a dot on its head

Meanwhile I'm completely indifferent to anything because they're giving MCH a flamethrower and I don't even care if it's good or complete shit because I get to set everything on fire.

Oh my god I wanna bully this little dorky cat and flick that wart on her forehead.

it's cat herpes

why do people insist on using those disgusting claws

I cooked that

thats how i am with pld now, i really like if for the theme and the holy-esque abilities but i'd still like to actually be useful too!

it's a cultural thing (apparently, it just looked good when i had blonde hair and never changed)

>thought I finally decided what job to play at 60 after many days of research and consideration
>spend 2k lore
>deep regret a minute later

Godsdammit.

One day I'll walk in and it'll all be gone just like the halloween soup was.

I don't envy SE for having to figure out what to do with all the jobs. If it's anything like HW we're in for a clustermuss to start with.

I still miss how I could use Rapid Fire to instantly teleport.

>was genuinely interested in joining this FC until I saw Paks was in it

Yeah, no. I'll be glad to see the meltdown in a month or two though. Good luck.

>spending 2k lore on gear

I'm not in the least bit thirsty, but thank you for asking.
What I mean is, I think the glam is consistent and good, has a theme, and is well-composed. But good lord if anyone ever says anything nice in this thread.

what's your angle?

>Fire cleanses all, Red
>Everything must be clean

Cute.

That's what the voices in my head tell me.

>interested in joining a Free Company with an open door policy
>but not if they have an open door policy
This is the kind of bait where you know something is wrong with the baiter.

What's yours? I have no interest in being in an FC with someone known universally for causing drama, meltdowns and anything inbetween. He's a sociopath and would probably be a killer if he wasn't such a beta little bitch.

I have no room for any of that. I just want a nice FC to join.

he doesn't even do anything
if you actually wanted to join you'd join but you're just using it as a reason to shitpost, lol
"Open door policy"
omg someone came in who I don't like!! I'm not joining!!

Post me your most classy yet slutty Summoners.

Truly Red is the only catboy who pulls off that face well.

Even if it's a babyfaic

>one person makes a comment about an unliked individual
>instant defence force, attacking of character, "you're the problem!!!"

>thinking anyone will want to join after this shitstorm

>created a week ago
>still no new members
>on fucking balmung
sure wonder why

all +XP items work when you get sync'd below that level in roulettes.

no house

Slutglams are trash and they show no thought other than sexually-charged ones. Slutglams are neither consistent, nor do they have a theme, nor are they well-composed. They're called SLUTglams because they make the character look like a SLUT. If you want consistent, well-composed glamours with thought put into them, you don't want fucking SLUTGLAMS. You want anything but slutglams.
Seriously, what the fuck is well-composed about a miniskirt so small it shows the ass cheeks and a shitty halterneck? And don't even get me started on the shitty fucking Orison gloves. Those literally scream "fetish outfit", and on top of that, THEY DON'T EVEN MATCH. They're made of a different material with a different feel!
Go fuck yourself, asshole. You don't know shit.

You sure are angry, user. Maybe you should take a breath or two.

you must fly into autistic fits of rage at korean mmos, or watching porn

The fluffy hair suits the face, I think it's just a combination that works well together.

Joke's on you faggot, I'm always mad.

I have to agree.

Have fun doing that.

Go to bed, Bruce.

one guy btw

I don't recall giving you permission to be pleasant to me. Go fuck yourself with a rake, you phallic blister.

Fuck that asshole too.

go to bed aika, paks might take you back if you play nicely

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I don't need your permission, user. And I hope you have a great, yet angry, day.

Not on my watch.

Fuck you very much, ass-bucket. I hope a bike messenger runs you over and only breaks one rib instead of three.

How much cholesterol is considered fatal these days cause I think that's about how much I'mma eat.

Actually it's the RDM from the Benchmark

Pics or it didn't happen

>when the autistic retard still keeps up his shitty gimmick of "lol i'm angsty and never left the age of 14"

Grow up.

That RDM was the ugliest, shittiest manqo'te ever, and it single handedly ruined any hype they could have generated.

They need to never, ever promote a job with a catboy. They never look good at anything. The only remotely passable one I've ever seen quit the game and wore a false mustache so he could at least hide the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome eye bags.

>They never look good at anything.
Kay.

I'm not sure if you can justifiably call anyone an autistic retard when you can't tell the difference between angst and anger, you fuck-funnel. I can't really think if any other insults to spit at you right now so I hope you have a good day.

You fucking heard me. He looks like Tidus got a shitty halloween costume.

shut up idiot

I'll slam these against my helmet and there is nothing you can do about it.

Whatever keeps you quiet A.

Hmmm I don't like his eyes to be honest.

Did your father beat you a lot as a child?

storm blood will save whm r-right...?
surely they won't keep
>delayed bene
>12 sec duration aero2
>shorter shroud than ast even without CO extending theirs
>zero mitigation or damage boosting skills other than stoneskin that everyone can use

Terrible.

I am my father.

Excuse me, my name is B.

I'm sure you'll get that new AOE heal skill you've always wanted. Don't worry user.

Well in benchmark they get what looks like a bouncing chain heal....soooo...look forward to it?

probably, rip

Does anyone know how many new skills each job will get? Will it be a new one for every two levels?

other healers will probably lose stoneskin for starters

>lose
It will become a core skill for everyone.

Well you know what they say: "You can't make an omlette without violently smashing your face into more omlettes"

They said that after the skill trimming all jobs would end up with roughly 5 more abilities than they do now

or let us cast stoneskin2 in combat or give graniteskin back