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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Happy Edition

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FFXiV Amazon Promotion April 25th - May 8th
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Patch 3.57 Notes
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Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
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New info on class changes for 4.0
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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Happy Edition

Finally. Though it won't last.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Preorder Earrings:
VIT + 5 STR + 5 DEX + 5 MND + 5 INT + 5 Experience bonus: Lv 50 or less plus 30%

Thats +%85 exp if stacked with the other items.

idontknow
idontknow

Where do I buy gil from? Avatarbank, Koala Credits and InGameDelivery are all samefag "secretly" to do some control scheming shit but avatarbank seems alright for what it is, and mmogah says they're fucking discreet with a player trader network but wowfags have gotten burnt apparently but this is gil not gold.
It's not that I want to buy market shit or a house, but leveling doesn't fill obscure savage queues because every faggot is doing 1 and 4 only

Methshot
Methshot

Playerauctions

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Get out

farquit
farquit

Thanks I'll check it out.
Remove the page numbers from manifestos since they're already divided into three tiers for alexander savage then, some of it is fucking dead. It's all subpar shit by now anyway aside from grinding for glams.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Happy Edition

farquit
farquit

post in the golden summer bikini, would work well with that skin tone me thinks.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

wow amazing for all my jobs that are below 50

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Thats kind of fucking bullshit actually.

SniperWish
SniperWish

that is frickin lewd

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm glad I didn't bother to get this mount

RavySnake
RavySnake

Dude just prestige.

Inmate
Inmate

top comment of the day.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Holy shit today must have been awful

Booteefool
Booteefool

what is that skirt from?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I hate to say it but this is a good slutglam, honestly.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Do jannies just like flip a coin on what is and isn't okay?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Everyday is awful at the /xivg/

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Does this count?

Techpill
Techpill

Why would this not count?

girlDog
girlDog

I know, it's really cozy like that.

Every so often I also post "Just ward his jungle" too

5mileys
5mileys

Should I stockpile hunt seals for Stormblood? The books will become useless correct? I only need to get 1000/1000?

Inmate
Inmate

Unless you're aiming to get your own elite variations of the new jobs' weapons then I dunno if the allied or centurio seals will really be necessary.

There'll probably be some other variation of hunting seal introduced for SB.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Every post that's reported goes into the review queue to get yea or nay'd. If there's a post you think is violating one of the rules, submit a report and it'll get added to the queue. After that, it's up to the janitor's discretion. Sometimes it doesn't seem fair, but them's the breaks.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

good slutglam
Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron? How fucking thirsty are you? "Good" and "slutglam" only belong in the same sentence if the sentence is "there is no good slutglam".

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

catgirls are fat faced generic sluts
au ra are psoriasis ridden weeb demons
elezen are all long necked and tiny headed
highlanders and roes are men in drag
midlanders are all boring bots
and lalas are pedobait

when will we get good females

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Is that a mod? I didn't think cats could be that stacked

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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farquit
farquit

44 or 50 whm "pants" dyed black I think?

SniperWish
SniperWish

I admire your persistence

Soft_member
Soft_member

I don't know, that swimsuit does not feel that slutty...just a little

Not a mod

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

has Paks, a known log-leaker who literally tried to give someone a keylogger for hurting his feelings

No thanks.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's the same tired old slutglam Liora wore for over a year. Orison gear is played out.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

35th for please fix pld
;-;

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

37th-ish for cant even get post numbers right

Soft_member
Soft_member

why does that cat have a dot on its head

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Meanwhile I'm completely indifferent to anything because they're giving MCH a flamethrower and I don't even care if it's good or complete shit because I get to set everything on fire.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Oh my god I wanna bully this little dorky cat and flick that wart on her forehead.

Booteefool
Booteefool

it's cat herpes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

why do people insist on using those disgusting claws

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I cooked that

likme
likme

thats how i am with pld now, i really like if for the theme and the holy-esque abilities but i'd still like to actually be useful too!

it's a cultural thing (apparently, it just looked good when i had blonde hair and never changed)

girlDog
girlDog

thought I finally decided what job to play at 60 after many days of research and consideration
spend 2k lore
deep regret a minute later

Godsdammit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

One day I'll walk in and it'll all be gone just like the halloween soup was.

I don't envy SE for having to figure out what to do with all the jobs. If it's anything like HW we're in for a clustermuss to start with.

I still miss how I could use Rapid Fire to instantly teleport.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

was genuinely interested in joining this FC until I saw Paks was in it

Yeah, no. I'll be glad to see the meltdown in a month or two though. Good luck.

Inmate
Inmate

spending 2k lore on gear

WebTool
WebTool

I'm not in the least bit thirsty, but thank you for asking.
What I mean is, I think the glam is consistent and good, has a theme, and is well-composed. But good lord if anyone ever says anything nice in this thread.

Methshot
Methshot

what's your angle?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Fire cleanses all, Red
Everything must be clean

Cute.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

That's what the voices in my head tell me.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

interested in joining a Free Company with an open door policy
but not if they have an open door policy
This is the kind of bait where you know something is wrong with the baiter.

StonedTime
StonedTime

What's yours? I have no interest in being in an FC with someone known universally for causing drama, meltdowns and anything inbetween. He's a sociopath and would probably be a killer if he wasn't such a beta little bitch.

I have no room for any of that. I just want a nice FC to join.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

he doesn't even do anything
if you actually wanted to join you'd join but you're just using it as a reason to shitpost, lol
"Open door policy"
omg someone came in who I don't like!! I'm not joining!!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Post me your most classy yet slutty Summoners.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Truly Red is the only catboy who pulls off that face well.

Even if it's a babyfaic

FastChef
FastChef

one person makes a comment about an unliked individual
instant defence force, attacking of character, "you're the problem!!!"

thinking anyone will want to join after this shitstorm

DeathDog
DeathDog

created a week ago
still no new members
on fucking balmung
sure wonder why

massdebater
massdebater

all +XP items work when you get sync'd below that level in roulettes.

iluvmen
iluvmen

no house

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Slutglams are trash and they show no thought other than sexually-charged ones. Slutglams are neither consistent, nor do they have a theme, nor are they well-composed. They're called SLUTglams because they make the character look like a SLUT. If you want consistent, well-composed glamours with thought put into them, you don't want fucking SLUTGLAMS. You want anything but slutglams.
Seriously, what the fuck is well-composed about a miniskirt so small it shows the ass cheeks and a shitty halterneck? And don't even get me started on the shitty fucking Orison gloves. Those literally scream "fetish outfit", and on top of that, THEY DON'T EVEN MATCH. They're made of a different material with a different feel!
Go fuck yourself, asshole. You don't know shit.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You sure are angry, user. Maybe you should take a breath or two.

Playboyize
Playboyize

you must fly into autistic fits of rage at korean mmos, or watching porn

JunkTop
JunkTop

The fluffy hair suits the face, I think it's just a combination that works well together.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Joke's on you faggot, I'm always mad.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I have to agree.

Have fun doing that.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Go to bed, Bruce.

cum2soon
cum2soon

one guy btw

Playboyize
Playboyize

I don't recall giving you permission to be pleasant to me. Go fuck yourself with a rake, you phallic blister.

Fuck that asshole too.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

go to bed aika, paks might take you back if you play nicely

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I don't need your permission, user. And I hope you have a great, yet angry, day.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Not on my watch.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Fuck you very much, ass-bucket. I hope a bike messenger runs you over and only breaks one rib instead of three.

takes2long
takes2long

How much cholesterol is considered fatal these days cause I think that's about how much I'mma eat.

Inmate
Inmate

Actually it's the RDM from the Benchmark

Skullbone
Skullbone

Pics or it didn't happen

Illusionz
Illusionz

when the autistic retard still keeps up his shitty gimmick of "lol i'm angsty and never left the age of 14"

Grow up.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

That RDM was the ugliest, shittiest manqo'te ever, and it single handedly ruined any hype they could have generated.

They need to never, ever promote a job with a catboy. They never look good at anything. The only remotely passable one I've ever seen quit the game and wore a false mustache so he could at least hide the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome eye bags.

askme
askme

They never look good at anything.
Kay.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm not sure if you can justifiably call anyone an autistic retard when you can't tell the difference between angst and anger, you fuck-funnel. I can't really think if any other insults to spit at you right now so I hope you have a good day.

Evilember
Evilember

You fucking heard me. He looks like Tidus got a shitty halloween costume.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

shut up idiot

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'll slam these against my helmet and there is nothing you can do about it.

massdebater
massdebater

Whatever keeps you quiet A.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Hmmm I don't like his eyes to be honest.

Did your father beat you a lot as a child?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

storm blood will save whm r-right...?
surely they won't keep
delayed bene
12 sec duration aero2
shorter shroud than ast even without CO extending theirs
zero mitigation or damage boosting skills other than stoneskin that everyone can use

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Terrible.

Techpill
Techpill

I am my father.

Excuse me, my name is B.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm sure you'll get that new AOE heal skill you've always wanted. Don't worry user.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Well in benchmark they get what looks like a bouncing chain heal....soooo...look forward to it?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

probably, rip

5mileys
5mileys

Does anyone know how many new skills each job will get? Will it be a new one for every two levels?

SniperWish
SniperWish

other healers will probably lose stoneskin for starters

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

lose
It will become a core skill for everyone.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Well you know what they say: "You can't make an omlette without violently smashing your face into more omlettes"

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

They said that after the skill trimming all jobs would end up with roughly 5 more abilities than they do now

King_Martha
King_Martha

or let us cast stoneskin2 in combat or give graniteskin back

iluvmen
iluvmen

I haven't really played any FF games except for 9. Is this still worth trying out to sate my MMO craving?

StonedTime
StonedTime

You gotta crack a few helmets to make an omelette?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

{/straightface}

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yeah but it feels like a single player game most of the time while leveling

MPmaster
MPmaster

Interrupted right as my warrior of light is about to put the moves on Ser Aymeric

Reeeee

farquit
farquit

You BAKAS.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I wouldn't be surprise if it wasn't
It's not really mandatory like cleric or protect

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Found anyone to whisper stuff in your ear yet?

massdebater
massdebater

I dunno I'm not french.

Okay this killed me and is perfect in every way.

WebTool
WebTool

Is the story/lore stuff at least as good as I've heard it is?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

no lol
it's a bunch of faggy final fantasy fanboys jerking off over the typical bad writing

takes2long
takes2long

Yes but it takes a long time to get to it

Everything level 45-60 is pretty great though

JunkTop
JunkTop

After giving up on eggs for moral reasons after marrying into the egg tribe Red bites into miscellaneous armory as substitute

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I had to stop eating what now? ... no one told me that!

whereismyname
whereismyname

No idea, I haven't watched a single cutscene in this game

takes2long
takes2long

It's better than any other MMO's story. But worse than any other Final Fantasy's.

Except VIII. Nothing is worse than time compression.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Cute cat.

TechHater
TechHater

whoa, shit taste confirmed

rinoa best girl and even the garleans are shitting in everyone's mouths with gunblades

youtube.com/watch?v=j3yngLPkA2U

Supergrass
Supergrass

Benediction and Shroud will probably stay the same.

Aero II could get a duration buff up to 18s, I wouldn't be surprised if Stone III also gets bumped up to 250 or so while Malefic II stays 200 and Broil 170.

I think they're actually likely to get a series of mitigation skills, the way that they got a series of off-GCD heals in HW.

askme
askme

Rinoa is used goods and Irvine's fucking hat had more character development than she did.

RumChicken
RumChicken

You can't reach the eggs anyway.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

muh character development
she rides a comet dog through outer space motherfucker, you don't know dick about shit

MPmaster
MPmaster

shroud needs twice the current duration to be on par with ast, given the higher healing spell cost

JunkTop
JunkTop

thanks, pst

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The earlier bits can be a bit weak. Enjoyable and much better than every other MMO story I've played, but still a little weak compared to fully dedicated RPGs. Towards the expansion though the story gets really good.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Cute comfycat.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I can't wait for Stormblood where no one has chairs so they all eat close to the floor.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It'd be better to shorten LA and/or increase AST MP costs across the board.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

i want to kiss with both of these but they're both off limits ;-;

Methnerd
Methnerd

nerf the good
not buff the bad

happy_sad
happy_sad

can someone show ads mount on male lizard...

i wanna fanta to one for awhile maybe but i need to see ads mount on them first

Playboyize
Playboyize

make cleric stance whm only, problem solved

farquit
farquit

You can't kiss both parts of the same marriage, user. That's double NTR.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You dumb fuckers. As long as AST has Balance, nothing short of taking away cleric stance from them ENTIRELY will balance the healers.

inb4 AST gets no cleric stance in SB

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If I was on Gilga I would. And say "hi"

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

queue into random DF
healer is an AST
75% chance its gonna be a bad run.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm sorry that you value not having your feelings hurt over actual good game design.

It is objectively bad design for healers to have so much MP that it ceases to matter as a resource to be managed, unless you are going to 100% remove MP from the game entirely and balance skills solely based on cast/recast times. WHM is much, much, much closer to the ideal balance of MP management than either of the other two healers, and SE should be looking to make the other two healers more similar to WHM in that regard rather than the other way around.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

that just makes it hotter for me. "other woman" fetish

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

you too...
ow o

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

help i think i got my first period...

girlDog
girlDog

Rectal bleeding does not make you into a woman, user.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

As long as AST has Balance,

Weird, I thought they only buffed Balance in 3.4, I didn't think they introduced a new card entirely

hairygrape
hairygrape

can i drink your period

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No, according to that sentence you got your first three.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

*SLUURRP*

taste the rainbow owo

Methnerd
Methnerd

needs mana pots and ballad to be as functional as the alternatives
ideal balance
scholar has infinite mana, as has ast now, as should whm have
your artificial difficulty balance around "mp management optimization" is retarded when it needs another job to have enough mana to be able to do shit that the others do better because of bad game design

WebTool
WebTool

How much MSQ do I have left to go before Stormblood if I just had dinner with Aymeric

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

ast is good but sch is broken and always has a spot. emergency tactics and the fairy need to be gutted.

iluvmen
iluvmen

emergency tactics
Spotted who never raids

Playboyize
Playboyize

Balance has always been the only reason to take AST.

SCH is shit now and only gets a spot because they've always had a spot and people never caught on. WHM+AST for highest deeps and strongest heals.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You don't have much longer left. Just a bunch of crap about warriors of darkness and some dragon stuff.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Called Balance
It's not balanced

What did Yoship meme by this?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Emergency Tactics isn't the overpowered shit. It's the fact Deployment Tactics is fucking hilarious. It's the most ridiculous thing in the game because deploying an Adlo off a Defiance Warrior is the most incredible way to trivialize raid-wide damage

takes2long
takes2long

Scholar still has a spot because you can't do Ast/Ast without having LB penalty.

massdebater
massdebater

You don't even understand the idea that "ideal balance of MP management" refers to the balance of MP costs versus MP generation versus skill effects versus time, rather than overall balance of one healer versus the other, so I don't think you've really got the perception skills necessary to participate in this conversation.

Let me make this more clear for you: The balance between healers is shit, largely because the balance between MP consumption and regeneration on SCH and AST is shit.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Cool I like the evil warriors of light

Are there any side stories in Hward worth doing? I remember seeing something with a librarian girl?

Spamalot
Spamalot

No because WHM does more damage than SCH and AST shields are stronger than SCH shields. And if you solo heal you're going to take AST, that's just a given.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Stop talking.

TechHater
TechHater

the game masters of xivg, everybody

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Ok so why do you geniuses take SCH? Because it's outclassed in damage contribution by both other healers, outclassed in healing by whm, and outclassed in mitigation by ast.

Evilember
Evilember

Because it's objectively stronger than WHM with EoS, Indomitability and great sustained damage, and you can't have 2 AST without having LB penalty.

Nojokur
Nojokur

meant deploy, sorry keyboard warriors

Lunatick
Lunatick

SCH has infinite MP, Selene in the opener for Fey Wind during MCH, BRD, DRG and NIN openers, and Eos for trivializing actual healing required by both healers. Deployment Tactics trivializes everything in A12S, and it has good personal DPS for the fact Eos handles healing by herself in speedkilling. WHM has higher personal DPS and finite MP, no way to personally increase the raid's DPS during their openers and cannot trivialize raid-wide damage, it can just heal the damage but every healer in the game can and will heal that damage just fine. WHM has nothing in its favour right now because the raid tier's damage is shit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

arguing with Valvey

lmao just stop

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Is there a cheap lightweight parser? I don't need a bunch of fancy graphs and tools for everybody I just wanna see my own numbers after/during a fight.

happy_sad
happy_sad

it's outclassed in damage contribution by both other healers
fflogs.com/statistics/13#class=Healers&region=1&boss=34&dataset=99
fflogs.com/statistics/13#class=Healers&region=1&boss=35&dataset=99
fflogs.com/statistics/13#class=Healers&region=1&boss=36&dataset=99
fflogs.com/statistics/13#class=Healers&region=1&boss=37&dataset=99

outclassed in mitigation by ast.
Nice job revealing that you think mitigation is done through GCD skills

WebTool
WebTool

it has stronger shields, are you trying to argue with numbers now lol

Methnerd
Methnerd

Wow the stronger shields are so good because they are totally needed, also AST's fairy is better than the SCH fairy, right? Not to mention AST's deployment tactics. Wow.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Indom is shit and only exists because succor is even more shit and SCH literally could not do AOE healing before they added it.

Fey wind is shit and if you need it for your opener you have geared incorrectly.

Nobody gives a fuck about fflogs. Go do a striking dummy parse. WHM does more damage, period. And even catchup progression was months ago, the game is in full farm status now. NO healer should be having MP problems.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw tempted to start parsing just to see my numbers
know for sure I'll more often call people out on their shit performance
content knowing I already know how to play my role and not a raider

Methnerd
Methnerd

you DO now that unless it crits, aspected benefic is stronger than a regular deploy, RIGHT?
a gcd is stronger than a 2 minutes cd tha has around 20% chance to crit, and i'm being generous

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yes, AST's synergy + aspected helios is better than deployment tactics.

Lunatick
Lunatick

So your argument is go get a parse with 0 mechanics, its stupid arguing what does more when you dont factor in having to do ANY form of mechanics.

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's a factual DPS increase to use it in the opener and swiftcast to Eos after Fey Wind is applied. It's a factual DPS increase, one that WHM cannot contribute. WHM contributes nothing to the actual raid, it has higher personal DPS and only higher personal DPS. Eos works in a way that reduces the actual healing both healers have to do. WHM can't even do that, because it has no raid-wide mitigation akin to Fey Covenant

WebTool
WebTool

Indom is shit and only exists because succor is even more shit and SCH literally could not do AOE healing before they added it.
I seriously hope this is bait, because if this is the current Scholar playerbase, it doesn't surprise me that they are all so terrible.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Sacred Soil, Supervirus, Deployment Tactics, and even Fey Covenant are the mitigation that matters, not single-target Adlo and Succor

It doesn't matter that AST has stronger versions of single-target Adlo and Succor, because they have no Deployment Tactics, their Sacred Soil equivalent is on a 90s cooldown compared to Soil's 30s, and the closest you get to a tertiary mitigation skill like Covenant is the fever dream that an AST is ever going to waste an RNG-based RR on AoE Bole. Disable compared to Supervirus is the only one where AST doesn't get embarrassed and shit on, and that's nowhere near enough.

massdebater
massdebater

indom is shit
lol

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Yeah let me just heal all this raid damage with my 150 potency heal. I'm sure I'll have MP left after I cast it six times because it's been less than 60 seconds since I used my only other AOE heal.

Fuck did you even DO ARR prog? SCH was goddamn helpless without a co-healer.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Okay I'll take that, my bad. AST still doesn't have a fairy, nocturnal sect is fucking trash.

Booteefool
Booteefool

SCH and WHM both solo healed all of coil. Did YOU play in ARR?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Nobody gives a fuck about fflogs. Go do a striking dummy parse.

Come on dude, this isn't Midas, you can't pull the Guys I Raid ;) card anymore

DeathDog
DeathDog

SCH, WHM, and AST have all solo healed all of alexander, too.

SCH just happens to be the worst at it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

All of coil was done with 7 fucking warriors too.

To be fair that's probably the most reliable setup for success with current gear levels. Maybe that should just be the meta.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

he uses shields to heal raid damage
just stop posting dude

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Their fairy is the entire rest of the fucking party when they've got nearly 100% balance uptime now that you can shuffle all day and RNG barely matters.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

SCH is about mitigating the damage so they don't have to heal so much in the first place.

idontknow
idontknow

Oh yeah, I forgot that The Balance heals and mitigates damage. My bad.

Emberfire
Emberfire

gook

WebTool
WebTool

Do you even play sch/attempt to soloheal alex as sch

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Are you a retard or just pretending? they don't need to DO damage when they're already contributing at least 10% to the raid dps. Two buttons and they're doing more than the offtank in 90% of content.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The Echomaster is finally here.
Teach them a lesson on how to be a real Scholar.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Do you even go anywhere else on Veeky Forums you fucking tripfag? Do you have some kind of reputation we're supposed to know or care about?

farquit
farquit

This is false, and an incorrect comparison to begin with.

Noct AH is a 150 potency heal. With the 10% Noct bonus, that brings it to 165. With the 20% bonus from Synastry, that brings it to 198. The shield is 150% the heal, so the total potency on the shield of a Synastry'd version of AH is 297.

Adlo is 300 potency - so you're already wrong. Further to that, you never Deploy off of someone without a healing bonus, unless the thing you're mitigating is literally just so weak that it doesn't make a difference what shield you use. Cross-class Convalescence is used at a minimum, for a 360 potency shield. If the damage is seriously threatening, you use Convalescence + Defiance, for a 432 potency shield.

This is an incorrect comparison to begin with, because the AST does not have Synastry running 100% of the time (you fucking idiot), and SCH does not lack a healing buff. The comparison, if you're using buffs, should be to an AST with Synastry versus a SCH with Fey Illumination.

In which case, the baseline Adlo+Conv shield potency on Deploy starts off at 432, and goes up to 518 if you use Defiance on top of that.

Firespawn
Firespawn

who are you and are you qualified to be a real scholar

DeathDog
DeathDog

Remember to train hard to become a good healer, /xivg/~

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Ok. And then you get completely BTFO when they draw Bole.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

If you turn around right now and tell me that this whole catastrophe of a conversation has been an elaborate setup to this punchline, I won't even accuse you of pulling the "just pretending to be retarded" card, because that would actually be fucking brilliant.

w8t4u
w8t4u

trying out for some groups as AST
scholar doesn't deploy off the war

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Nice response, user
Good job at answering my question

Methshot
Methshot

saving for later...

King_Martha
King_Martha

it's almost like this isn't a sfw board.

idontknow
idontknow

my dick shouldn't be this hard just reading a fucking dumb image

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

There's something wrong with you healers.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Please be less obvious, samefag.

Fuck, if this is the quality of ERP that gets you off, you must be underage, extremely lonely, and be incapable of finding porn on the internet.

JunkTop
JunkTop

have you tried
ignoring posts you don't like
:)

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I would hate to interrupt the slap fight going on now but does anyone recall seeing a post on reddit that listed the required stat point allocation at the umbrite stage to reach certain breakpoints when you finish off the 275 stage?

Evilember
Evilember

he actually put his name on it

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

oral
boring

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

r/ffxiv/comments/5wwlpq/anima_weapon_i275_stats_breakpoints/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you're a wonderful person and I love you

RavySnake
RavySnake

read discouraging posts every day
gets a little harder each time
Still not giving up! Just watch me!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

why are you so acoustic putt

Techpill
Techpill

if the damage is seriously threatening

See that's the thing: it's not. It never has been in this raid tier, and it never CAN be with their current encounter design where all classes must be equally viable. It's been balls to the wall dps races from the start. Which means your warrior will not be in defiance. Especially now that everything's on farm status.

FastChef
FastChef

Progression Holy Bleed very much was

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Good thing those only come once every 90 seconds huh.

oh wait

Lunatick
Lunatick

You can do anything you put your mind to! Just don't put your mind to murdering anything that's kinda mean.

Inmate
Inmate

not really, people lived through it with several thousand hp to spare. compare that to water split in a8s (before people started doing the sac strat).

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

If the damage is never threatening then it pretty much immediately flips to the other side of that argument, where there's no advantage to Noct AH being stronger than Succor because Succor will do the job 100% as well.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I am convinced that red is a girl.

eGremlin
eGremlin

meria wouldn't EB a girl

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Don't bully the poor maiden.

Discouraging about what?

SniperGod
SniperGod

fey wind is shit and if you need it for your opener you have geared incorrectly
wrong, with enough spspd and fey wind you can get an extra broil cast in the opener. regardless any extra gcd/aa breakpoint that you reach through fey wind's minor increase is worthwhile
either way it's literally free dps to use so it's not about "needing it for the opener"
indom is shit
it's literally one of the most broken cds in the game, no other healer has an off-gcd heal that's nearly as powerful. the fact that cds like essential tetra and indom exist is the major factor in why healers barely have to heal in raids, they can just toggle cleric and hit a cd. the dps you lose from spending a stack on indom is always a gain. it's broken

SCH is hardly outclassed in damage by other healers, dummy parses don't matter. the fact of the matter is in actual content each other healer has to put up regens on the tank pretty often because sch can't, so sch pulls ahead in everything.

prepull, you hardcast eos and fey wind before summon finishes. you lose on a few seconds but it's better than swiftcasting fairy unless you use the dissipation bug, which is a bug and shouldn't be counted since it'll be removed eventually

Illusionz
Illusionz

afuckingleaf.jpg

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I thought they fixed the dissipation bug already

DeathDog
DeathDog

You are the worst secondary rider I've ever had.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i havent actually done anything in the game in like 3 or 4 weeks so i wouldnt know, it doesnt matter anyways

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Have they mentiond anything about PvP equipment?

DeathDog
DeathDog

no

hairygrape
hairygrape

new to game

want to make [email protected] scholar

worried friends will know im a cuck fetishist if i set my name to "___ Tia"

should i just not bother with a lore appropriate name.

Firespawn
Firespawn

No, nothing in particular. But as we know that Red Mage and Samurai will get weapons added to all existing content other than Coil and Relic/Anima, you can assume they'll also have PvP weapons up to the Garo event

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How about you do it anyway and just own it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

whm mana management is cancer lol

it's not fun, it's fucking worthless, spamming ethers does not in any way make for better game design

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

There's more last names than nuhn and tia

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw no catgirl gf

TechHater
TechHater

tfw no catgirl gf (male)

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

catboy
You're a faggot.
lorefaggotry
You're a HUGE stereotypical faggot.
Why don't you be fucking original.

Flameblow
Flameblow

holy shit dont call yourself nuhn or tia

DeathDog
DeathDog

Abe my diapy need a changey.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Server?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Probably not considering nunhs don't actually ever go adventuring lorewise, the U tribe in the story is an exception, so pretty much every catboy should be Tia if they're not physically in the tribe.
The name generator will close to never give you nunh for this reason either, so nobody will actually assume anything based on naming yourself tia other than that you might have a randomised name.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Spamming ethers is, in fact, better game design than "You will never run out of MP unless you specifically try to do so".

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

newfag reporting, if i want all those manly tanks to abuse me should i level WHM or SCH first?

happy_sad
happy_sad

no it's not, remove ethers from the game and maybe we could have a discussion, until then your alternative is garbage

Methshot
Methshot

what a bunch of nice friends you got.

idontknow
idontknow

all existing content
Time to start thinking about what lv50 katana I want.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Yeah, they said everything apart from Coil was getting new weapons for them. I stocked up on a ton of demimateria to be able to craft most glamour rapiers when they're added. A lack of Coil weapons for them seems a bit weird, though, but I guess there will be Ironworks weapons to actually use up to The Aery

Evilember
Evilember

Someone buy me sub and a fantasia.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

gilgamesh

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Primal fight rewards from Ifrit through Zurvan will all be available, including those with additional visual effects. As for raids, gear from Gordias/Midas/Alexander are all prepared. Coil and Anima weapons will not be added
Just as a citation, I guess. Stocking up on totems, too

FastChef
FastChef

I was a tank in HW but I wanna dps in SB, will likely main SAM

The thing is, it's possible that SAM will be garbage at release, I wouldn't mind playing something else for my group until it inevitably gets buffed, but what would be a good choice?

Basically I wondering what DPS to level so I can future proof in case SAM is garbage, I realize the meta will change with 70 cap though, but maybe some classes just can't be bad

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Whoever thought of quests tying them to fates should be shot.
Fucking can't do anything but wait for the fate to pop up for this raid quest bullshit.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Theres a possibility that any dps job will be garbage, we just don't know. MNK will share gear with SAM so thats probably the safest bet till we know more

Flameblow
Flameblow

Looking at the last thread, you ALL need to get a life outside of this general. Jesus Fucking Christ.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

oh that's neat, thanks user

surely both of them can't be garbage

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm actually a bit surprised that they didn't outright change the quest for unlocking Labyrinth of the Ancients. Changing their respawn rate wasn't enough, it's a stupid quest that they clearly learned from, it's why Syrcus Tower, World of Darkness, Void Ark, Weeping City and Dun Scaith all have far better quests

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

surely both of them can't be garbage

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Careful user, BRD and MCH started off having a competition for the longest time and Yoshi buffed them both to the point that they both ended up being ridiculously good. The worry I have is that Red Mage will get the Astrologian treatment, where it just won't be viable until much later. Samurai could also have that, but I expect it and MNK to have a stupid BRD and MCH life instead, or maybe it'll be ridiculously catered to (DRK vs PLD)

Soft_member
Soft_member

why is gilgamesh never open?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Because it has a high population. It opens occasionally after maintenance.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Too bad that I'm also the BEST secondary Rider had by default.

Because there's already too many people on there.

whereismyname
whereismyname

when is the next maintenance? I need to meet with shirou urgently.

idontknow
idontknow

Fuck if I know. Just contact him on discord you dilly.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

It's next to impossible for NIN to ever be bad, because Trick Attack is so universally powerful, on top of a bunch of other in-built utility.

DRG can never be bad as long as Disembowel exists in its current form, unless both BRD and MCH get nerfed into absolute irrelevancy, which is in itself almost impossible, because of how important it is to have an MP battery and also because BRD has Foe Requiem and Battle Voice in an expansion where 5/8 members of your party can now be casters without any class overlap and MCH has Hypercharge and 6/8 Physical compositions will have even more variations than they do now.

BLM and SMN are vulnerable, but not as vulnerable as MNK, because A) Their gear will now be shared between three jobs, meaning that it doesn't matter if BLM sucks on one fight as long as either SMN or RDM are good, and B) Because there have been plenty of mechanics in the past that required magic damage that could easily force them into a party slot, whereas MNK only has melee, physical damage.

MNK is still the most vulnerable, but at the same time is a lot less vulnerable than they are now, simply because they share gear with SAM, and both classes have to suck really badly before it becomes a bad idea to get MNK gear.

SAM and RDM are both total wild cards, but unfortunately I think they're more in the MNK/BLM/SMN tier of vulnerability than in the relatively safe DRG/NIN/BRD/MCH space.

Inmate
Inmate

Silly fujo, Riders don't fuck each other.
Unless you mean figuratively in which case they won't stop trying to screw each other over.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Can someone post both the orthodox and the dravanian gloves of casting?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Red on the left

Emberfire
Emberfire

I only got the Dravanian gloves, maybe someone else would be able to provide the Orthodox ones.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You both the real MVPs

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

want to make [email protected]
you're already too far down the cuck rabbit hole

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Could you also preview the Coeurl Beach Briefs without wearing anything else?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sure

Booteefool
Booteefool

THIS IS NOT A CATBOY
DELETE IT NOW

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Can anyone help me unsync Titan Ex? I haven't done it and need it for my kittybook. Balmung.

Thanks.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

hows your morning/afternoon going lads?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is this a midlander?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Nah senpai. Check these titties.

RavySnake
RavySnake

naisu

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Lv 50 or less plus 30%
release 2 new classes at level 50

Firespawn
Firespawn

Great, I used a fantasia for the first time yesterday and went Elezen. I've already gotten a few compliments from pugs and my friends that are chicks swooned over him this morning. Feels good. Also got my sephirot bird

Yourself user?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Put up a PF and i'll join.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Say that to my face fagbreath I will mess you up

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

All done. A.F.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why are female Au Ras so classy?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Nice dude, I just got back from class/errands. Waiting for some laundry before heading out to the gym. Haven't really decided what to do between then might run diadem to gather some mats up.

Illusionz
Illusionz

SCH are sluts, but WHM has the best slutty skirt

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Please post handsome hyur for eb material

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

pasty xaela with white hair
Original, NEXT!

iluvmen
iluvmen

it needs to be original to be good
No, you pleb.

Methshot
Methshot

You guys realize not everyone playing this is a neet right? I've been playing since the launch of 2.0 and I only have one job at 60.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

literally how

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't think those exist

Flameblow
Flameblow

Pretty sure this is literally impossible even if all you did was login to do leveling roulette once a day, or a GC turn in for DoH/DoL.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Does anybody else wait in places everyone goes to on daily/weekly resets to see the types of people there. From where I'm at there's a huge population of female Raen and male Seekers

Supergrass
Supergrass

I generally see a nice variety, but I'm on a mid pop server

idontknow
idontknow

I've been waiting to play SAM ever since all my friends quit playing XI and I started playing XIV (the original version).

I'm a yuropoor on an NA server playing solo though, how fucked am I

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You'll be fine unless they move the servers to cali

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

cringe

w8t4u
w8t4u

probably fine but we have no way of knowing yet

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

dime a dozen lizard
dime a dozen outfit
dime a dozen hairstyle for the race
Literally fodder tier

Firespawn
Firespawn

I just downloaded the free trial, made myself a cute cat girl and am playing blind. When do I stop following the main quest and start wanting to play this game?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Endgame 60
Unless you want to be a chocobo stable fag which I think that's level 30

TechHater
TechHater

When the game tells you that yours is truly a realm reborn, everything starts to open up

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

w-where can I get one of those chest pieces?

Spamalot
Spamalot

sarah...

askme
askme

Be a highlander
Das it

SniperGod
SniperGod

It's Seihai all over again lmao

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

So you're telling me the trial doesn't represent anything that makes the game good?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Rou, jp and elliot are the first to come to mind, but yeah they're an endangered species

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

holy shit post the rest of it RIGHT MEOW

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Did eri get this commission done for the two of them?

Emberfire
Emberfire

hempen camise, looks different for every race/gender

Inmate
Inmate

except the ones posted here weren't sehei

viagrandad
viagrandad

And this isn't Sarah.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sarah is a default midlander after all, it could be anyone.

Inmate
Inmate

Do we have any info about when Early access is? I'm want to know when my descent into despair will start, doing PoTD 51-60 for 24 hours straight

Emberburn
Emberburn

16th

RavySnake
RavySnake

Source

Lunatick
Lunatick

Which catboys from Balmung are virgins..?

farquit
farquit

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=62551202

Flameblow
Flameblow

The Internet you fucking turbocuck spoonfed nu-user

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/318f07187e8c6f53f818b1dc23aa1d897bb81a55

viagrandad
viagrandad

Kelly Welly

cum2soon
cum2soon

that armor
Doesn't she usually wear a flower, though?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

you too

whereismyname
whereismyname

heheh look at that it's a game related post
I'm reading it two hours later but I'm gonna reply and type "cringe"
eheheheh

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

just quote them you sperglord
watch this:
fuck off retard

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Calm down Abe.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Someone help, I'm on the verge of fantaing from midlander to aura

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

But Kelly Welly got impaled and stuffed by an au ra!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You guys made me laugh but no, that isn't me. I can't even open the pixiv link to see the image because I don't have an account

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

colina williams, formerly known as colin williams, born at henry ford hospital 1994 in michigan

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

All these avatarfags
Cats every other post
Cringy worthy flirting
Little to no discussion about the game, unless its got something to do with a new hairstyle for someones faggot cat
I heard this place was bad but god fucking damn you are some pathetic fucks.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Makes me so hard thinking it is you.

StonedTime
StonedTime

where do you come up with this shit

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

do you really want to make yourself an abomination with scabs all over your body, limit your glamor options solution to ranged DPS and healer's and be a same face fodderfag with face one be my guest. Let me guess you're going to go face 1, use either face 1 or face 3, use the hime cut, and be a human toned Raen am I right? Ooooih so original we don't see those every day nope. Oh and then yours totally going to use the hand on arms pose because "tee fucking her I'm a cute" go do it you cookie cutter boring no creativity having ass son of a bitch.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not a new IP

girlDog
girlDog

Should I go SAM?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Dunno, do you believe in Japanese honour?

FastChef
FastChef

you alright dude?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

not really i like japanese shit but ill do anything to win

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

That's a pretty lewd picture user

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You should probably roll Ninja

w8t4u
w8t4u

it has censor bars.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Calm down.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

this special snowflake enough for ya pal?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

do you really want to make yourself an abomination
You had me right there. Fantaing now to Au Ra.

Flameblow
Flameblow

any AST mains that can tell me about sects? what one do I use? and what situations would I use the other?

Illusionz
Illusionz

special grown man for sure

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Hello, it is now cuteposting hour. Please post in an orderly cute manner.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

If I preorder stormblood now will I get the earrings now? I could really use the exp boost.

idontknow
idontknow

Hey

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You use Diurnal like 95-99% of the time. Their HoTs are typically more effective and they stack with WHM Regen, and not with another AST HoT. The only time you'd be using Nocturnal is with another AST or if you're forced into a weird situation where your group insists you fill in for the SCH and you dont have it leveled.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

this is getting me hard
stop it

Supergrass
Supergrass

unless you do progression raiding with whm, you always want to use diurnal

shield are useless for casual content when the damage is survivable and hots can bring or keep everyone to full hp

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why do so many ffxiv players have no sense of color matching? That looks fucking horrible.

Evilember
Evilember

You're right! Totally SFW, whew, thanks Japan

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

When is the early access supposed to begin and how do I get into it?

Booteefool
Booteefool

hi me

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

fags aren't cute

Methnerd
Methnerd

Cute!

DeathDog
DeathDog

thanks

whereismyname
whereismyname

post catboy nudes NOW

Lunatick
Lunatick

I want to mating press a catboy!

Nojokur
Nojokur

Feline Females?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Anyone on Balmung want to try forming a casual Creator static to hopefully take into Stormblood? We still need basically everything.
PST Kistol Crescere...

Booteefool
Booteefool

PST Kistol Crescere...
stopped reading there

Techpill
Techpill

hey me too

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Please respond

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Yes

DeathDog
DeathDog

Lei kisses!

Tfw Lei will never play R6 Siege ever again

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No you retard

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

[email protected]

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

pointlessly rude
You're a faggot

cum2soon
cum2soon

hi zayev

Playboyize
Playboyize

wtf I will...

idontknow
idontknow

{Same}

If I did, it wouldn't be with a faceless male!

Flameblow
Flameblow

Do people still do Diadem nowadays?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

odd eyes
the true sign of a shitter. why do people do this?

w8t4u
w8t4u

because it's the suncat lore to have heterochromia

massdebater
massdebater

can you say something nice to counteract your mean post? thank you.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Pls

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

This picture reminds me of how cool the tribal concepts of Miqote are and how fucking lame miqote players make them be. Pretty sad.

Methshot
Methshot

youtube.com/watch?v=knV-5VciTTQ
Souken will never top Sophia's theme until sometime in 4.x
Why live... ;_;

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Where do I turn in Rowena's Tokens? I want to get a weapon, but I'm kind of lost.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

help me pick a EU server.

Spamalot
Spamalot

because it's the suncat lore to have heterochromia

that's not how you spell homosexual inclinations.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Odin.

We got cute cats here

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

to make autists angry about it

RavySnake
RavySnake

Shiva

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I registered my preorder bonus on my account and I still haven't received the ratings. How long does it usually take?

Spamalot
Spamalot

post pits

Nojokur
Nojokur

But that is a manly game. You should play with ponies etc.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This just makes me sad that there's no navel piercing accessory

Snarelure
Snarelure

I just play twitch and Ash so it's ok

Emberburn
Emberburn

sorry I turned the wrong way.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Wait, are there actually pants with a belt like that?

Spamalot
Spamalot

lmao

who is this on the right

Techpill
Techpill

hey

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You think they'll add the benchmark monk form as an emote?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

cute

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

ugly idiot

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Show those things below your ankles?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What server are you on again? I forgot.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

selling FC + small house in the Goblet on Gilgamesh 21 mil!

Methshot
Methshot

DELETE THIS NOW

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I want this, but at the same time posers will level my Job solely for the emote. That triggers me.
Same thing in Guild Wars 2, fuckin' Mesmer humans wearing Necromancer eyes.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I will pay you that if you EB me, Acat

Nojokur
Nojokur

selling small house in the worst ward
when there will be more house plots in under 2 months.

girlDog
girlDog

It depends on when you ask.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

heck
my Air Force 1's

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'll be your mom in under 2 months.

iluvmen
iluvmen

who is this cringe master

StonedTime
StonedTime

EU. We haven't talked in a while, we met on Balmung.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

No you won't

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

give me those kicks white boy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

pst m.q.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

name and gender/race i need to play to drain him

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

you're gonna be able to move your houses in current wards to new wards in expansion

Emberfire
Emberfire

Belieb it bitch boi

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What people think will happen on Balmung and Gilgamesh:
Tons of people transfer their houses to the hip new Shirogane district and lots of housing is opened up for the less wealthy
What is actually going to happen:
People will scoop up all the new housing on their alts made for holding housing or flipping housing, and they will hold onto their original housing or vice versa

Inmate
Inmate

What are those pants?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Yup, that's why the plebeians should take the housing offers they can get NOW before prices go up up up!

w8t4u
w8t4u

housing is something people care about

iluvmen
iluvmen

they think they can beat botting and speedhacking rare ex that managed to get a whole ward last time

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

me!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

That's Lei

Methshot
Methshot

I never saw proof of this. It was mainly just 1-2 guys doing it and only gained a handful of low profile ones.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Seriously how come they've not implemented that you can only have ONE house plot per account? It's like SE want people to grab houses and try and sell them for mad bucks.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

But Balmung aint EU and we meet? I do not meet a lot of people. I'm most likely going to transfer to a different EU server sometime soon.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

people could congregate on a new realm and create another populated server with a healthy economy
they instead stay on balmung and make it even shittier
this is why this server is cancer, SE needs to stop people from transferring there and offer free transfers out of there tbqh

Methshot
Methshot

The degenerate posts in this thread day in and day out is absolutely astounding. It really makes me wonder why this one is so different from all of the other awful mom generals. Why is this one the absolute worst?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

if there was proof then they'd all be banned.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

gays (catboys) trannies (female au ra) grown men (female anything)

Snarelure
Snarelure

beautiful

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's obvious that if you want to participate in this game's housing system, then you should not play on Balmung or Gilgamesh.

You shouldn't be playing on Balmung or Gilgamesh to begin with.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I play on Odin and would transfer to a smaller server if I did not have to deal with transferring all my Gil by buying stuff from the marketplace. It's impossible to get a house on this server.
tfw I had a medium house once but lost it because I went inactive too long

Soft_member
Soft_member

I get to post my cyute character. owo

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Because I transferred. Why and where to?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

post your cuter catboy instead

King_Martha
King_Martha

Where should I play?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yoshi will never green light his very own Homestead Act

King_Martha
King_Martha

what do u want

Evilember
Evilember

people complaining about the lack of houses

Meanwhile there's a number of open smalls and mediums in my ward, and I'm on a mid-pop server.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Because it would cause retroactive damage and piss off a handful of vocal people on the forums who snatched up tons of plots. Yoshi's team is also seemingly incompetent, so chances are they have no means of 'taking back' houses from people who have multiple ones and compensating them for it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Similar story, lol! But it was all "planned". I'm on Shiva right now but I will relocated somewhere els when I can recollect my gil.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Ultros. Medium pop server with a large /v/ presence of the good kind.

TechHater
TechHater

an EB to me is worth way more than that.

askme
askme

Oh, okay. RIP. Maybe we'll see each other in DF/PF some time.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Do I have to be a loving cathusband ingame and irl?

5mileys
5mileys

Where are you?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You have to have extensive property holdings and significant personal wealth and/or be the member of a wealthy FC to which I can secure an alliance to.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

oh......

cum2soon
cum2soon

i Hate you because you don't post lewds.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm on Odin now since I won't raid on NA in Stormblood.

idontknow
idontknow

looking for loving catgirl girlfriend

w8t4u
w8t4u

jk
I only marry for true love o wo

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'll probably/most likely join you over there in a week or two.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why are there suddenly so many black cats? And why are they all on odin?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Cool! Let me know when you do and I'll find you in Idyllshire.

Skullbone
Skullbone

!!!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I never see any black cats on Odin, only that one poster that posts all the time.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Which one?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Find me in the battle hall you dork.

Spamalot
Spamalot

That [email protected]

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You link posts like this

StonedTime
StonedTime

There's also that green eyed one

SniperWish
SniperWish

tfw someone announces to you they got married and they make such a big deal of it you can't tell if they mean irl or in game
they meant in game, fuck this games community is trash

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

if youre on balmung, its the latter
yep

massdebater
massdebater

balmung

you knew what you were getting into when you transferred.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

people having fun and talking about the game
not blogging about irl on vg
fuck this community

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i dont play on balmung. you dont have to to know its full of losers that dont play the game, just reading this thread is enough

Soft_member
Soft_member

This, this general alone should tell you to not go on Balmung (where most of the toxic loud posters are from) though these people are a small, extremely vocal minority to the server. Llike maybe 50 people from the thread are in Balmung.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

so about half of the unique posters.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

daily dose

Supergrass
Supergrass

that is Kroe

Emberburn
Emberburn

people erping my afk body right now after paying millions
hahaa all i do is read it, easiest money of my life

Lunatick
Lunatick

it's Veeky Forums playing on balmung and complaining about roleplayers hour

Soft_member
Soft_member

So what's about the easiest/smoothest/most entertaining way to get level 230+ gear? I only want a high enough item level to complete the main story for the moment since with stormblood coming out I imagine that even nice shiny 270 gear would be comically outpaced at later levels and I dont want to waste my time.

I'm looking at lore gear a bit but unfortunately the lore set for my class looks like hot garbage so I'm open to other options (but if the answer ends up being lore gear then I'll deal with it)

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw just sold my leaf erpginity to some ugly lalafell for 5m

askme
askme

I will never, NEVER understand what people like Abe/his static/Ultrash are doing on Balmeme. Never.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

high fucking five lmao
people pay for this

w8t4u
w8t4u

i assume it's part of the roleplay, to compensate their lack of power and wealth irl

girlDog
girlDog

I had so many more questions!
see you on odin.

FastChef
FastChef

spam pvp shatter mode until you can get a full 235 set

takes like a day

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So I'm a dumbass and created my character in Goblin. Friend is in a higher pop server and I was thinking about transferring there. What items can I grab/make in a low-pop server that would be valuable/sell well in a high-pop server?

JunkTop
JunkTop

none because no matter what the prices will be cheaper there and you will lose money regardless

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Most things will be worth more on your dead server than the one you move to. If you have less than 1m gil you don't have to offload it to move. Otherwise just try and hoard the allagan vendor trash coins off others.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

this asshole took over the Crystal Braves
went along with framing the Scions for treason
at this point the WoL doesn't know if the other Scions are even alive
just stands there and accepts this

is there a worse moment in the story as this?

iluvmen
iluvmen

They're huge fags that love drama, pathetic internet relationshits, and being generally fucking weird aspies, so where else would they be?

Inmate
Inmate

and the sultana just forgets her idea of dissolving the crown and giving power to the people.

#GlassUldah
#OneOmegaWasn'tEnough
#FinishWhatBahamutStarted

StonedTime
StonedTime

No.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

try to blast through the story quests in preparation for the expansion
every new instance requires me to get more item level
go from requiring 210 to 230

WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME PLAY THE GAME JESUS CHRIST, I DONT WANT TO REPLAY YOUR DUNGEONS FOR DAYS AT A TIME BETWEEN QUESTS

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

just get the pvp armor

TreeEater
TreeEater

starting today

can I pick the midget race if I want to go ninja or monk?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Either get PvP armour or run it with friends because premades ignore minimum ilvl requirements

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Ultrash infiltrator here

post the names and i'll dish out the intel i've acquired

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

ya

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Fuck off, mumu.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yes

Start with Pugilist, which is the pre-requisite for Monk

Rogue unlocks at level 15, and it is the pre-requisite for Ninja

Good luck, user

Emberburn
Emberburn

sarah lockwood

farquit
farquit

What's the best EU server?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Get hyped for Stormblood!

cum2soon
cum2soon

They seriously need to rework the glamour system, it's bad enough you have to have to have a expaned loot table for drops but combine this with having to have inventory to keep it and you can wind up doing a dungeon 50 times for a glam piece, find out you don't like it, sell it for more inventory space, a new set comes out that would look good with that piece, then have to run the dungeon 50 more times, give us a glamour catalog.

Illusionz
Illusionz

you can wind up doing a dungeon 50 times for a glam piece
Check out THESE apples!
For these reasons, with the 4.0 dungeons, we made it so players can obtain the gear for their role after defeating the last boss in that dungeon.

viagrandad
viagrandad

thank you spaceman. I will start as pugilist then.

Booteefool
Booteefool

playing
randomly the screen goes all neon pink and green for a few seconds
a few seconds of black screen follows
then everything goes back to normal
happens about 1-3 times a day
anyone know what this is and how I might fix it?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

why do people try to kick you when you try to make conversation in dungeons?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Which FC on Balmung do I check out if I'm looking to buy a catboyfriend?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

your graphics card might be fucked

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

fuck off lily

King_Martha
King_Martha

Your graphics is probably fucked.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I seriously cant be fucked to grind a full poetics set for SAM, does it even matter if im just going to brainlessly do PoTD 51-60 anyway?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

LEAF

StonedTime
StonedTime

Updating graphics drivers?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Nope.

eGremlin
eGremlin

you'll still want some gear for the daily roulettes.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Who got BTFO harder
Ala Mihgo fags?
Or DNC / BLU fags

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's Blue Mage, guys

hairygrape
hairygrape

it sounds like a GPU issue, do you get an error message, like from the system tray from windows saying your graphics driver encountered an error? could also possibly be your monitor, but if this only happens while you play then it should be your gpu. Try updating first, and monitor temps while playing

MPmaster
MPmaster

Shiva

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The banquet was worse.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

daily roulettes

I would only do this if they buffed FATE exp because waiting in queue is going to be a tremendous waste of time

TechHater
TechHater

what's a legacy server?

trying to play this game but every server is closed except ragnarok (legacy)

takes2long
takes2long

The server existed in 1.0. That doesn't matter anymore.

whereismyname
whereismyname

None seems willing to talk to me, I need to find some fabric to wear up on land to not disgust people. How hard would it be? I have a job to kill som critters and he promised me some gloves, but I'm not sure that will work.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

potd queues probably wont be any better since its limited to just the server, even if roles arent restricted. at least youre promised a nice bonus with leveling roulette.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

is ragnarok okay to start with then? what server are you lads on?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

If this is the case what's the verdict? Just buy a new card and pray? I'm a computer shitter. If this is as bad as it gets I can deal, two or three 5 second lockups across 8+ hours isn't unbearable.

I updated a few weeks ago for the first time in ages but I think there's been a new one. This happened before I updated too, although it never used to recover on its own before I did update.

no error message that I can see. It pretty much only happens when I play but its nothing in specific, sometimes just fucking around in town, sometimes in a dungeon/combat, doesn't seem to have any trend.

farquit
farquit

Odin if you want to play on EU. Balmung is by the far the most populated Veeky Forums server tho, and there's A LOT of degenerates there.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

what are you? i could help you skip the fc part

SniperWish
SniperWish

even moonie
odd suncat
0 lala

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ur a delusional whore

SniperWish
SniperWish

it says Odin is closed. I remember ff11 had something similiar where you were put on a random server after character creation, made it a complete nightmare to gather a group of friends.

REEEEEEE

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

wait for something to kick the bucket or get really bad before you replace parts

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yea but their fish is cute so it's okay :^)

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm just trying to figure out a way to get to 60 in a decent timeframe. I hope roulette queues are going to be better

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

potd queues probably wont be any better
explain your logic behind this

TreeEater
TreeEater

I think the server open up now and then, anyone knows for sure how often this happens?

You should come to Odin, there's a lot of cute cats here!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hello does anyone cute want to be my friend on Ragnarok?

No bullying allowed

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

you have several floors(1-10, 10-20, ect) all the way up to 50-60 and only the people on your server in queue for it. its still likely the queues could suck because you and 2 other sam players are waiting on a 4th while the same is happening ti people for other floors, all while being restricted to a pool no larger than your server. I guess if you're on a mega server like Balmung or Gilgamesh, it won't be likely but at the same time it's hard to say if that will be less congested than a 4 man queue that stretched across an entire data center.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

potd queues are across the whole data center
if 51-60 is instant now, I have no idea how it wouldn't be with more people

iluvmen
iluvmen

ugh a memer replies

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

potd queues are across the whole data center
are you sure about that? i was certain it was only your server which is why you have to go to E shroud in the first place instead of just using duty finder.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yeah I'll try later

StonedTime
StonedTime

You're right though. I do feel dirty whenever I'm out of the water. I've done things I never thought I would ever do in my life time since I came to Eorzea.
Thank you dear traveling stranger.

massdebater
massdebater

The thing is you just need 4 players for one, while you need tank and healers for the other. Not to mention you're also competing with every other DPS in the queue, not just RDMs and SAMs who want to level.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Anyone want a living onahole pst

Inmate
Inmate

fuck off already loser

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

you can't do it with cross server PF, but they are for sure across the whole data center
pic related I've been in potd for the past 2 hours

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

sure pst

Bidwell
Bidwell

damn, looks like i was wrong then. i guess i can use that time in potd studying the tooltips then so im not a massive shitter once i hit 60

5mileys
5mileys

What's the position called where the girl holds the guy's ankles up and just fucks the shit out of him because I want to do that to a catboy until he meows at me

Nojokur
Nojokur

wtf is this ugly thing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw no futalander
Where did she go?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Believe me I do want to "fuck off" I do want ot be home laying and playing tricks on all my suitors.
The beauty of the sea can not be seen through your dry eyes.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

what race r u

Illusionz
Illusionz

need a picture to understand better

5mileys
5mileys

au ra raen

Emberfire
Emberfire

why are both female cats and lizard players typically so cringey?

RavySnake
RavySnake

grind
Poetics

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

pure moonie

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

haha cringe channel dude

JunkTop
JunkTop

because they play dress-up and textfuck simulator by self-inserting as futas

Playboyize
Playboyize

That's a nice 9gag image pal but what the fuck is your point?

girlDog
girlDog

How do I put this.
The boy is on his back, like you're going to mating press him, but you hold his legs up by gripping his ankles or feet near your face and you pump his poor cat dick while looking down on him.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Amazonian press

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Femroes and Femhighlanders are easily the cringiest people in this general. And that's saying something to the mass influx of [email protected] and lizard shits.

takes2long
takes2long

Of course, it's so obvious!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

futa posting > cat posting > lizard posting > everything else

iluvmen
iluvmen

the amazon now settle down

Emberfire
Emberfire

At what public spot/city do you usually idle at?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Gotta love ebie.

eGremlin
eGremlin

idllyshire?

more like, idleshire

am i rite

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Here is my futa, cat posting. No lizards avalible at this time, please call back later.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

meow

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How can I win B'nhaka's heart? They always just run away when I emote them.

Techpill
Techpill

all those legends.. OwO

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

midlander
futa
I bet you bottom.

viagrandad
viagrandad

how do i make my posts futa?

hairygrape
hairygrape

wanna make me meow?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Ahh, I really want to amazon a catboy now

Emberburn
Emberburn

Not him, but Lore and Scrips are being removed and you'll be able to buy them with Poe. SAM will start at 50 so you're guaranteed 30 Poe a run.

Retard.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Post a futa.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Moonspore Grove, my apartment, my shared house, sometimes my FC house. I have a spot in Middle La Noscea I sometimes idle at, too

Methshot
Methshot

Post meowers

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw you're still leveling slowly alone and can't hang out with all the cuties in idyllshire...

viagrandad
viagrandad

Rub their tummy like a magic lamp.

happy_sad
happy_sad

no just meet me somewhere
i guarantee you'll like my meower

askme
askme

I just got randomly kicked out of potd on floor 99. No one was even talking and they just up and kicked me. Why is this allowed?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

stop being a shitter

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why do only a few races have a muscle slider? Why isn't every race allowed to look fit?

girlDog
girlDog

trying to get to 60 on everything before SB
do two or three rusn of potd before I'm burned on it and need a break
how do you anons stay motivated?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

implying the thirstlord who posts these ever meets up with catboys in game. all talk.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

MCH mains, I'm still learning the class but when do you use reload? On CD or when Slugshot procs to get the cleaner shot proc?

Supergrass
Supergrass

The phrase for meower is all raimes fault, you can thank him for the cancerous saying.

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw they have more fun with others than they have with you

SniperWish
SniperWish

I don't run Palace of the Dead

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

a moments later there are more.
If only I was a top like Suro.
These are dead times, my friend. Level up and enjoy everyones company to come in Stormblood.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I prefer slutposting to patheticposting

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I played since beta I only have 3 at 60. and only play 2 of those. leveling in this game is awful because its faceroll grind the entire way with no modicum of challenge or immersion.

Emberburn
Emberburn

More of that elezen, please.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

haha cringe channel dude

King_Martha
King_Martha

just calling their bluff because i know they wont

Inmate
Inmate

What if I do both?

FastChef
FastChef

F*ck no, you can ask me anything but not that.

Evilember
Evilember

Who is that blue haired cat? I've seen a gif of them doing /pose before.

JunkTop
JunkTop

then you're a pathetic slut

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

well stop being so boring then

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw everyone already got their circle of friends they hang with
tfw you're too shy to interact or talk with anyone.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

how do you level

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

choke them

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's a very slow burn because it feels like you're forcing them to be around

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I have a confession to make. I love Ebie chan. That is all.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Dungeons. The only times I have ever run Palace of the Dead were whenever some people from here used to want to run it for the fun of it, and I used to go in as a job I already had at 60 so I could complain about the really silly leveling progression MCH had pre-30

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What do you do while waiting for the queue to pop? FATEs solo? I assume this might be somewhat viable now that you can use the bird while in queue

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You're in deep water here! Tread carefully.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

No, only times I've ever done FATEs were when I finally decided to do an Anima weapon

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

yea i love me too

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

it's generally open between 1 am - 10 am, sometimes even like 2 pm -- when people are at work/school/asleep

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

POST NOT CATS

(I just fantasia'd last night and I love this guy now)

Playboyize
Playboyize

[email protected] is best walk

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Ye but who is it?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I will likely not give you a name. I have little less to do than replying to your post wich I should not have in the beginning. I'm sorry. But you are on your own. Have fun!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Now if only the tail clipping wasn't so horrible for most outfits.
I miss 1.x outfits that actually had changes made to them so they fit the tail.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I do love you too if you know what I... mean, what?

Evilember
Evilember

be a futa and into tickling feet

StonedTime
StonedTime

Could anyone explain to me how NIN Trick Attack would work in combat when pulling a boss in raid?

I have to go into Sneak -> Trick Attack first, right?
Is this what ninjas do every time before a boss pull? I don't think I ever noticed it. Or is there another way for me to apply the debuff?

Basically, I'm just looking to make sure that this is how I should open on a boss. If I even can.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

That is what Suiton is for

Flameblow
Flameblow

Once you get three Mudras you can use an attack that will make it possible for you to apply Sneak Attack without being in stealth.
That's why NINs get a long ass countdown so they can do Huton at like 23 seconds remaining and then instantly use Trick Attack.

Snarelure
Snarelure

attention whore: the post

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Spicy
I can love you platonically
CUTE
How'd you get a nice SS? Mine wont' save any of the benchmark shots

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Are you level 50 yet because suiton takes care of that.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Thank you.

Skullbone
Skullbone

How'd you get a nice SS?
dxtory

Firespawn
Firespawn

this is how i imagine all of u look in real life. a delinquent stoner. and you ACTUALLY think its a good look

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

best tail

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

thanks

Methshot
Methshot

nice thumbnail

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tfw you're probably the most attractive person on vg
Good feel

likme
likme

Oh hey, a pic for Cutter's Cry residents

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

hey nice overused meme

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Thank you a lot.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

np

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I haven't forgotten, I was going to do froggy things today but things came up.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

PST Shirou Kuma if you want a living onahole
Must be roegadyne or elezen, nothing smaller than 7'

iluvmen
iluvmen

the most attractive males ive seen have been female cats
Really weird, I would have thought all of them were ugly neckbeards, but two I've seen so far were really handsome.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

cringe

WebTool
WebTool

elezen dont reach 7' retard

5mileys
5mileys

tfw i could beat up everyone itt

viagrandad
viagrandad

shut up bitch

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How does a lonely cat on Odin get comfy company?

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw i could beat everyone in 1v1 warrior only

Snarelure
Snarelure

tfw I'd join you brother
:^)

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'd also like to know this

WebTool
WebTool

Flat...

King_Martha
King_Martha

Lots of guys like flat don't worry user. (Me included :)

girlDog
girlDog

/pet

Firespawn
Firespawn

You & me. We are made to be together. If you like other cats company that is.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

ok flat

Supergrass
Supergrass

Who?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Let's all remember when chemo tried to revolt against this general and make 'his own' and got fucking btfo

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Did that one user ever upload that Au Ra doujin? This game has a severe lack of non futa or doujin porn.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

L
B

JunkTop
JunkTop

Cats make the best company.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

they got a warning everyone else got a ban...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Ask one of the odincats to invite you to the linkshell

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

thank you user, very informative post

ultimately I think I'll level MNK first simply because of the gear sharing, kinda interested in BRD too, there's time so I may do both

blm seems fun but I would be awful at it probably, seems to me like you have to commit to playing BLM to be any good at it, more so than the other dealers

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Femcat SAM or FemHyur SAM?

askme
askme

Sure, if they wanna

WebTool
WebTool

stratos....

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Hyur you idiot
You can actually make an Asian themed sword wielding broad with a hyur
And before you say it. Au ras are way to thin and malnourished looking.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

how can hyur be any more asian themed?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

post catboys!

Methnerd
Methnerd

no

Firespawn
Firespawn

ni hao as the samurai say

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

considering going back
or to lalafell

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Futa?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Treat me right and I'm very good company, until you tell me to stop

Emberfire
Emberfire

tfw neko will never throatfuck me with his catboy bbc

WebTool
WebTool

do it and plunge into seto bp

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Never know unless you try
He doesnt like catboys

Evilember
Evilember

Yes I do wth!!

Bad post

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

until you tell me to stop
Stop with what?

RavySnake
RavySnake

agreed

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

seto samefagging about how much he wants to choke on neko's dick
do you really need this thread you homo

SniperWish
SniperWish

I absolutely hate the cap underneath.

Methnerd
Methnerd

But he is thirsting after stratos

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why would you throw the eyes in some chasm? What the fuck was that?

Playboyize
Playboyize

lala expert here
post lala

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I am in DIRE need of some GC right now.

Someone qt come to Uldah's housing, plot 33.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I didn't realize that 1.0 was pre-calamity, and that the calamity was actually the shutdown event for 1.0.

I hope that post-Stormblood, they give players a way to go back and experience 1.0's story. It wouldn't be that hard to justify:

vision
minstrel's ballad
story time from one of the Scions

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

guess what's gonna happen

idontknow
idontknow

poor story writing 101

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's a deep and meaningful instruction never to let your eyes wander to the abyss. If you do, someone's gonna pick them up and rub them like magic lamps.

girlDog
girlDog

they have no idea what just happened

JunkTop
JunkTop

So when are we getting butt sliders and high poly feet?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Tell me to stop showering you with affection.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

People don't think properly in a time of panic
But that was pretty bad, all the problems it caused and the best thing they thought was "fuck lets just get rid of them both instead of destroying/preserving"
she's a hotdog

Spamalot
Spamalot

you are a grown ass man, do you ever look into a mirror and contemplate how sad you

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

IIRC, that abyss is a clusterfuck of aether and nobody had ever entered there and returned alive. Barring a means to destroy the eyes, it's as good of a place as any to seal them away.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You didnt answer my question.

whereismyname
whereismyname

why would they bother at all to make high poly feet

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Good thing the Warriors of Darkness aren't afraid of any silly chasm of dark ominous doom

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

when u kys

Skullbone
Skullbone

Screenshot the part where they go down there.

WebTool
WebTool

What if they made higher quality feet as a cash shop option?

Illusionz
Illusionz

is gathering in this game good money? or is crafting the way to go?

RumChicken
RumChicken

my static is normies/roleplayers and i've never cared about roleplayers existing, what

iluvmen
iluvmen

What do you want?

Illusionz
Illusionz

a jew mountain of gil

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Crafting. Beware, it's not easy.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What's a jew mountain of gil? I'm still poor

Techpill
Techpill

Then maybe they should have established that fact about it beforehand in a way that is meaningful to the story and impossible to miss rather than relegating it to some halfassed aside as a background lore detail in some quest description, or wherever they actually give you that information.

Even if they'd just clumsily explained it in that one scene it would have been better.

Aymeric: The eyes! Cast them into the abyss!
WoL: *Looks over to the edge of the bridge, back to Aymeric, back to the eyes, back to Aymeric*
Aymeric: Don't worry! That's a bottomless pit of aether that would kill any living thing that went inside! Nobody could get the eyes and come back alive!
WoL: /airquotes
Aymeric: I will PERSONALLY suck your dick if you put the eyes in the abyss and anything bad happens because of it
WoL: *Shrugs, rolls eyes, tosses them*

iluvmen
iluvmen

my wol after aymeric said that

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is there a somewhat reliable method of making gil that doesn't rely on crafting jobs and that any shitter can do with some time investment? I want to get some coin going into SB

Methnerd
Methnerd

Makes sense if SAM is going to be wearing sandals.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Dragonskin maps.

massdebater
massdebater

youtube.com/watch?v=vVqwiv6NJuE

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

ERP

Emberburn
Emberburn

i'm about to get into astrologian, any tips?

what should my rotation be at level 30

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

There is no rotation at level 30, just use your abilities, dps when you can, and draw/use cards when you can.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Who is this

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Level all of your retainers to 60 as a battle class and send them out hunting for Deepeye Tears or whatever other materials are selling at a decent rate/price.

I probably made at least 20-30m off of my three DoW retainers over the course of Heavensward.

Methnerd
Methnerd

how do the cards work?

how does ast differ from whm

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Should be pretty straightforward, press the Draw button to draw it and hit the same button to apply it to your target.
6 different types of buffs, +dmg reduction, +dmg done, +casting speed, lowered CDs on abilities you use while buffed, TP regen, and MP regen
Just read your moves and test it out a bit, should be simple

RavySnake
RavySnake

implying they won't just give sam sandal's high poly models instead

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you can see the low poly feet in the benchmark

Emberburn
Emberburn

thanks, is there an easy way to get level 30 gear or should i just buy astrologian gear from the market board?

farquit
farquit

kindly fuck off with these footfag images, they're not game related and they're disgusting
thanks

Booteefool
Booteefool

look up where NPCs sell the gear, buy that as your baseline set, as your level you'll probably get some drops from dungeons.

Soft_member
Soft_member

thanks
not liking feet
reee

my posts are game related though so who cares what images i post

Emberburn
Emberburn

kys shirou

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nah I was gonna ask you too, please don't spam anime pics or fetishes, we have enough of that.

As for gear, ask a friend to make you some if you really want it but it isn't a big deal at that low level, just go with the 3 pieces they give you and whatever spare pieces you have, just gear up in dungeons/brayflox. If you're on Balmung I can make you some stuff

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i'm doing something that a known poster does i must be that person

kys faggot

TreeEater
TreeEater

story for ARR fucking sucks towards the end.

WOAHHHH YOU MEAN THEY MEAN TO SUMMON IFRIT/TITAN/LEVIATHAN FOR THE 15TH TIME?

WOAAAAH WHAT A FUCK MANNNN

does it improve in heavensward

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

A little.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Not everyone shares your fetish, so quit spamming images of it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

sure i'm on balmung right now in limsa, just look for the naked astrologian cat with no gear

Methshot
Methshot

Is this the Final Fantasy thread?

Evilember
Evilember

yes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

the villain is better

cum2soon
cum2soon

I.. don't see you. I'm by the market board. Initials?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

M S

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

why have the threads been so increasingly awful

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

content drought
the people that still post here are either new players or shitposters desperate for attention

viagrandad
viagrandad

the mmo yes

WebTool
WebTool

why do i want to die
wait nvm i already know

hairygrape
hairygrape

veekyforums.com/thread/175600616/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175600616/video-games
Move you wastes of space.