So Veeky Forums

So Veeky Forums

I have about 50$ to my name right now and i need 1000$ by the end of march. Anybody have suggestions?

I was thinking about purchasing panties in bulk, posing as a girl online and selling piss-soaked panties for 20-30 bucks each.

Anybody else got any ideas for easy to make money?

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Buy 5g of weed for 50$
Sell for 75 to 100$
Buy 10g of weed for 100$
Sell for 150 to 200$
Buy 25g of weed for 200$
Sell for 375 to 500$
Buy 70g of weed for 500$
Sell for 1050 to 1400$

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This is honestly the fastest and your best guarantee OP.

Get in touch with a drug dealer asap

You are the reason why Veeky Forums is shit.
All those fucking
>I have no clue about money, have no money, but need a lot of money. Tell me how!!!11!
threads are really shitting up the place.

But here's some advice anyways:
Suck dick or get your buthole fucked for money.
Or:
ride out whatever consequences this failure to provide 1000$ has (can't be too much consequences for such a small sum) and get a fucking life, learn to control your live and learn how to be a financially responsible adult.

yeah not like 80% of the threads here are about bitcoins or anything

Get a job

those are just the same shit with other text.

> entirely different topic
> same
Yeah right

Get rich quick schemes are slightly above Cryptoshit, because they can be somewhat entertaining at least.