/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/2WEkzfK
discord.gg/Dst3G2U
discord.gg/RTGt4Tw
strawpoll.me/12834595
steamcommunity.com/id/substrata
tf2r.com/kkac46g.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

1th for post killcams

Am I doing it right?

post death screenshots

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yes

>Pancake OP
I am more than okay with this

>four pyros
>only time they spycheck is the second after I tell them to spycheck more
>one of them starts complaining about spies

Cleaner's Carbine, people already hate using the SMG as it is and the carbine feels like a direct downgrade
>slower firing and less clip make it worse at self-defense than the SMG
>SMG already isn't that great a weapon
>good luck trying to deal 100 damage with this thing to fill the charge
>mini crits are really only useful with the bushwacka, and even then jarate and bushwacka works way better and is more consistent

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discord shits:
discord.gg/2WEkzfK
discord.gg/Dst3G2U
discord.gg/RTGt4Tw
Third one looks dead, first two seems alive enough and yes all channels have wanderer and viva in it.
Again, those are not my discords.

what class are you?
500 hours in mspaint

>competitive
stopped reading after that

Preach

Some user posted this poll once, check the results, or vote:
>strawpoll.me/12834595
I main Heavy and voted at that poll already.

>they "main" an offclass

>maining
You will never make it

>>strawpoll.me/12834595
i enjoy playing any 6s class
what do i vote then

Namefag guide

me on the far right

Wonder who'll stop being Anonymous in 2018 and making it to the next chart

Why don't these charts ever have vibri? He's probably the best and nicest poster on the general atm

uhh excuse me but you're forgetting about
me

Its because Vibri never gives out any personal info so its hard to make a chart on him

>not being such a good poster that people can't identify your posts

>that font rendering
holy pixel

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>unrecognized
>enjoy talking to other posters
>ignore/hide avatar/namefags
>occasionally respond when I have something to contribute to the thread
>enjoy playing tf2 and occasionally checking the thread that is mostly devoid of any kind of circlejerk
could be worse

Nothing because you cant even think for yourself

He doesn't obnoxiously post like a queer, he just give out raffles and slap his loadout here time to time
Not really groundbreaking stuff to put on a chart

>You're in tf2 and tf2g raids your pub
What exactly do you do in this situation

Me with the heavy tourism

>You're in TF2

Nope

i can think for myself
i think
>/tf2g/
>ever doing anything
im pretty sure nobody here does anything since 2015 or so

We literally just did a thing and had fun

>never got a special url so look into it
>type in my username
>"Already in use"
>go to it to see who has it
>It's some frog that hasn't played a single game and was last online 3131 days ago
fucking shoot me

>ctrl f
>no tf2r links

fucking steve jobber let me PLAY TF2 WHY AM I A MACFAG AAAA

>40 posts deep and expecting raffles
go away leech

>2010+7
>Still having a mac
Let me guess, art student?

you have to admit we've had a lot less raffles than usual

tf2r.com/w4lru53.html

>check mine
>steamcommunity.com/id/substrata
neat
>posted one in the last thread and only one person joined

nope
tf2 is literally the only game i play

>w4lru53
>walruse
>ruse
no way, brah. come on.

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ebin

>Needing raffles

More like NEETing, am I right? Haha, get a job, you begging bums

>tf2 is the only game i play
>not wanting free stuff

>i'd rather work in real life for real money to get an item in a video game i don't even play than have an opportunity to get it for free

There's a BIG difference between "getting free shit" and "begging for it like a 12yo" and you fall in the second category

tf2r.com/kkac46g.html
pathetic NEETs need free stuff
die, the lot of you
f-fuckin idiots

Oh no, what will I ever do without that one hat that costs 2 refined?

Oh yeah, I can work and buy whatever I'd like. Wow

No one's gonna be raffling expensive items I'd like. And I don't want what people are raffling. I get to buy whatever I'd like with money I save. It's a win win win

nice raffle and cute dog

>festive spy-cicle
wait really
it looks horrid

you must be mistaken, that's a picture of me top fragging on a casual day being the photogenic person I am. Pic related me abusing comms with my teammates to assure victory.

i didn't ask for any raffles though, i'm just confused as to viva's weird reasoning.
you can just sell the stuff people raffle and save that up to buy stuff you want and not have to spend any money on it. it's not like you lose anything from it.

2016 festives
instead of a naughty crate they just let you put a festivizer on some new weapons

Anyone got a good youtube video on frame time and stuttering?
I want to show a friend what stuttering is, and that it can happen even in high fps
i was not invited to such thing ;_;

>stuttering
fucking weebs

The stuff people raffle is bum shit. I win a hat that costs 1.33 refined, and people won't buy it for more than one single refined
>B-but it all adds up

Nah, refined is useless. That'd be a ton of winning you'd need for one single Key. One single Key doesn't buy shit either. Instead of wasting all my time on raffles and selling, I could use that time to buy however many Keys I'd like to buy so and so

What kind of idiots do youtubers and stuff play against? I cant go 2 miles near a player without two pyros and 5 soldiers gangbanging me while they walk the map around in front of clueless players

>wearer receives mini crits when airborne even when not active

>jump
>get killed

i dont know man

>clicking one button is wasting time
>implying people will be spending as much time entering raffles as you do at your wageslave job
ok sure

>join game on my own
>5 reds with clan tags
>leave
it cant be that hard to match solo autists with other solo autists

people like you, apparently

>tfw find old tf2g screenshot

>spectating while dead
>cloaked spy bumps a pyro
>they're too tunnelvisioned with flairs to even notice
I've never known such rage

More like clicking 1000 buttons a day, sitting at home and hoping you hit it big with at least 1 raffle. Big as in "Ohh boy, I sure hope I get that 2 Refined hat!"

Meanwhile, I'll be the normie that I am, working my nice job. When I get home, I can buy Keys if I want to. I don't want to, though, so all that spare money can keep being saved up for things I need. While I'm having fun with my life, the NEET finally won 2 raffles this week! Woah! He can finally make a profit of 3 Refined. Nice job, Mr. NEET. What are you gonna buy with all that metal? Oh, that's right. Nothing, because Refined metal isn't worth shit anymore

My favorite Medic cosmetic is the Archimedes. Isn't he just a swell pet?

seething

>implying a thousand people give out hats worth 2 refined a fucking day
that's not even wishful thinking, that's just fucking stupid. tf2r is dead and scrap has maybe a hundred people giving away weapons and scrap with stupidly long blogposts and maybe 20-30 people giving away anything worth as much as a ref. /tf2g/ raffles are nice though.

>Viva getting this buttblasted about a person entering a raffle.

I hate american internet

Poor Mr. NEET will never make profit this way. Oh, well

that is literally nothing but profit. in exchange for nothing i get items occasionally. i don't spend anything but i gain things. do you know how profit works? i thought you were mr. moneybags here, i thought you'd at least know what a word relating to money means.

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>Rationalizing having a shit life by entering a delusional state where everyone else must be friendless NEET's just because you used to be
>Throwing a tantrum over someone having Fun with raffles
>Not accepting some people here have a good and nice life, are most likely a student, or working an enjoyable job, and tf2 is simply an addition to it
This bait is too good

whats in the box, tf2g?

i'm a student and currently training for a nice commission job but according to viva i'm just a neet who doesn't know what he's talking about
it's a snake

craft weapon

It's always a crate

Dragon Dildos

oh h*ck yeah, a crate and a mo'horn

do my eyes deceive me? 2 mo'horns?? and they're strange!

sexy

That's actually an item? Since when? Christ, it's fucking disgusting

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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whos this cute girl?

hold up

just how many are there

>11 items
how many mo'horns user
how many more

lord almighty! 6 S T R A N G E mo'horns! I dont even know what to do with so many strange duplicates xD

Oh, someone went through with my idea? Cool
10, he's doing a tradeup

but
the elites aren't even good

whoops! I forgot to move my cursor for the picture ^^;; I guess I got some pester jesters? I bet these would look great on a clown pyro xD anyone got any ideas of what kind of loadouts I can make or what I should do with these 10 strange hats? :P

Choke on them

raffle
nah trade up

Give them to wanderer because he's a selfish fuck.

this