You scored a date with a hot European model

>You scored a date with a hot European model
>You pull up to her house to pick her up and see her dad drives this
>What did you show up with hoping to impress her?

I'll even call his dad a cuck in front of her

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>No thanks user, id rather walk.

>his

Sounds like she might just be some superficial cum and dump bitch so i wouldn't bother with her at all.

To answer anyway though id just lease the most expensive Mercedes i can.

Yrope girls love Wiesmann

The left one.

Probably an all black F150 Raptor. Europeans don't really see full size trucks too often and it might be exotic to her

But it looks like an aston

Eh, why all black? I kinda like the orange and black paint job they put on the latest ones.

>needing a car to impress a girl

>Give her helmet that has space for her hair
>We blast down the Autobahn at 220mph
>We fug in the bathroom

kek'ed

Why does she live with her dad?

Black is just clean and classy although the orange and black is pretty sexy too

good choice
kek
>user, is this you dead grandpa's car?
>I'm not going anywhere
>I genuinely hope this isn't for compensating something else

my choice is picrealated

If I were in Europe with my current standard of living, I'd pull up in an Abarth.

I used to own one, and they're about as tasteful as you can get in that price range. Crazy fun to drive, too.

The car I have because if I scored a date I don't need to worry anymore.

Because she's a good trad girl.

i'll just roll up with my daily. I'll jokingly state that it's the only manual transmission of it's model in the country.

i mean, no sense in pretending to have a lifestyle beyond my means.

I agree, user. Good on you for having some sense.

If the car of my grandpa was powered by a 550 HP V8 with 680 Nm torque at 1400kg, then he was a lucky man

Well in that case this, because she's about to get blacked nigga

>You scored a date with a hot European model
This is Europe we are talking about, right? Her father wouldn't be anywhere close, stupid.

I'd show up in my shitty little daily driven Miata (vaccuumed out) of course because if this is the type of girl that needs to be impressed by the dollar value of my possessions I don't have a chance in hell anyway.

found the autist.

maybe he has a summer home in the states.

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arguably the flashiest car in existence

Luxury, comfort and utility.

what are you going to do when it breaks down halfway down the driveway user

Patrician taste

Nothing.

Because it wont.

>> utility
>> can't make it down a driveway without breaking down

italian reliability.

$0.05 has been deposited into your account by: FCA Italy.

Of course a Carrera GT.

Her dad probably owns a luxury yacht.

Bet he's never seen a luxury yacht on the road before. He'll be super impressed.

You realize there are rural areas in yurop too, you dont fall into the void once you leave a city though pickup trucks tend to be a bit smaller than your pic given that it is as big as I think

>hot European model
>hot car
It would only make sense

Not yacht-ish enough.

>not bringing a sweet ride you built yourself

Hey babe check my sweet ride

Handbag on wheels. She'll love it

"That's a...weird looking car user

You are evil....

Still made me laugh tho.

>uhh user, you sure i'm not gonna cut myself? it looks so edgy

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The off chances that it's going to break at the precise moment that I am going on a date with some hot European model is so miniscule that it's negligible.

It has the same chances of breaking down at that precise moment as any vehicle.

Hon hon hon, m'lady

she'll hate me

Her dad aint got shit on my style

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As a female:

Shall we take the Aston?
Wanna ride in mah mustang?
I drive a Ferd!
Shall we take the roadster?
Oldman car
WANNA RIDE IN MA PICKUP TRUCK YEEEHAW I FUCK MAH SISTER
Nice
Fagget
Cute
I'm married to mah sister louanne mary sue
nigger
gross
nice
maybe
nice
disgusting
grandpa
stupid and bad visibility. Small penis detected

This

It will outperform any car and look good while doing it.

>Seriously user?
>Where am I supposed to put my purse and charge my phone?
>Forget it, I'll go out with Vincenzo instead.

>It has the same chances of breaking down at that precise moment as any vehicle.

except that it doesn't because it's a giant piece of shit

Sperg more yo.

>Picking that alfa instead of this

you're sperging more than enough for the both of us

I ain't the one reaching for an argument that doesn't exist.

Keep sperging tho.

Complete with Nitrox2 setup

you're really earning your shillbux today pajeet

nothing american

The Lexus that Motor Trend says is more beautiful than your dad's Aston.

Rate pls
>TFW I actually have this car

>oh god using bottles is so hard
>I absolutely must have my drinks in flabby paper cups with flabby plastic lids

Ive seen one in person. It's like the Enzo:
Looks like shit in pictures but better in the flesh.
Its not the best looking car ever, but its hella nice.

>European model
>Tacky sports cars and modern compensate-mobiles

If you're pulling up to bae's house in the south of France you need a classic like a 250, or maybe an E-type at a push

The 250 is better than the E type since jags are now prajeet cars.
Lineage R U I N E D.

Can this thing actually run with its engines like that?

Ironically this. The father mostly is well off and could afford any car he wanted. So, trying to impress him with a high end vehicle is pointless. I'd pull up in a twingo, live within your means. If a model is truly dating a lower income guy, then it must be legit love and not just some gold digger or someone looking for social status.

It's a good car user. Do you have children?

The Enzo looks great in pictures and irl, that Lexus is an abortion

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Nope, got it from my grandpa after he bought a newer model

>As a female:

Traps aren't females.

Soccer mom/10

kys

Cutting your dick off doesn't make you a woman. Your chromosomes are still XY.

You are an abortion.

shit taste senpai

Agreed. Yes you do user.

no u

Incorrect.

nigger

faggot

Sameeeeee

1994 eg hatch (with a few simple mods)

kike

An old renault 4. I'll make her suck my dick before while we leave with her father watching me saying bye.

liberal

Show up with my clapped out E46. If I somehow landed a date with a supermodel she obviously already likes me enough to get past the fact that I drive a 150,000 mile 330i

Shut up slut, you're gonna sit in my Lancia Delta and you're gonna like it.

This should satisfy her daddy issues.

soft suspension and easy drive

I bet that smells like france.

I had this hot wheels

>impress european girl
>europe

Easy.

European girls love guys with rides like these.

>he slammed his camel

>too slow to live
>too comfy to die