/owg/ - Overwatch General

Big Bad Beetleborgs Edition

>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins (new D.Va skin, same Oni Genji skin)
Heroes of the Storm – Nexus Challenge 2.0
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Official Uprising event website
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st. TODAY

>Loot item checklist
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic
madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
[YouTube] [NEW SEASONAL EVENT] Welcome to Overwatch Uprising!
>Story video
[YouTube] King's Row Uprising Origin Story | Overwatch

>Developer update video
[YouTube] Developer Update | Overwatch Uprising | Overwatch
>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

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First for stop picking ana you widowmaker shitheads

fourth for zarya best waifu

Here comes T.Racer!

>Always end up playing rein in comp because no one else will even though I'm not very good at playing him
>Decide to try some QP just to focus on improving
>Team is flankers on the other side of the map from the payload and a widowmaker with no healer

Sexy Orisa skins when

Wrong, it's Orisa

Sombra online.

Obligatory shipping post.

This triggers the autistic ones

Does Quest 2 start in HotS today? If it does, does anyone want to group up and throw games because MOBAs are dogshit? Post your battletag and I'll add you.

Would Genji still be competitively viable but have a higher skill cap if his Reflect skill was removed and replaced with the ability for his melee to reflect things?

best girl reporting in

I want to fuck Orisa's robot pussy.

>Big Bad Beetleborgs Edition

Well thanks for the blast to the past

youtube.com/watch?v=CeiXE60prpY

Yeah, this is why people make alt-accounts to practice heroes, good luck trying to practice teamplay in fucking QP.

We can't even use the placement matches to get a fresh start, because you're going to placed near your final rank anyways.

Don't we all?

I fucking hate competitive because of this
Every single match needs 2 reinhardts and 2 lucios, bans are desperately needed.
Mirror matches are innately boring.

I heard they announced Diablo for this game

When is his release date?

ITT we continue hating on Chu for being a useless shit, stealing a living.

New skin when?

I WANT TO INSTALL AN ARTIFICAL WOMB INSIDE ORISA AND IMPREGNATE HER SYNTHETIC PUSSY!

No, I want her huge horsecock to hilt me until I mindbreak by rough fucking.

These are both good, yes

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What if I told you, Widowmaker + Junkrat works pretty well. Junkrat is the best close range hero while Widow is the best long range hero.

>yfw Sombra is 30

fuckin old ass hag

WHERE'S MY FUCKING THICC HIPPED GENDERBENDER DIABLO IN HOTS, BLIZZARD?

>tfw attracted to older women that act sassy

Already in the game, it's a skin

what an old bitch god damn

you know that orisa is some user's wife, right?

>[YouTube]
You are doing this on purpose, aren't you... no one fucks up FOUR times in a row.

They actually just released Prime Evil Diablo skins.

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how are people still playing this game? its the same thing over and over again

Yes, mine

This is Rein's best skin, prove me wrong.

It's that time again. Who would you go gay for if they offered you sex and were real?

It is still pic related for me

What, when? I swear I looked like last week and it wasn't in the game.

Prepare to get cucked.

Jesus. That did a surprising amount of damage.

I'm already gay.

Not possible my dude

Cutting off your penis does not make you into a female

>Genji's attack pattern already involves him doing shuriken and melee
>melees every second or two
>Dragonblade is just straight up melee
Rather than competitively viable, you made him OP.

McCree for looks
Lúcio for personality

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Reminder it has been 10 months and 25 days since this gamebreaking piece of shit was released.

Reminder she is STILL gamebreakingly overpowered and a must have to have any shot at winning a map.

I'd fuck D.Va and stroke her cock till she cums in a heartbeat.

I'd rather not go gay for anyone, but if I absolutely had to pick, probably Zarya__

How long until the police Meka becomes available?

>tfw rein has like 5 or 6 amazing skins and other characters barely have 1
IT'S NOT FAIR

I wouldn't even hesitate.

Im already gay, but Rein

Here's a challenge: Find one reason deleting Roadhog would be a bad thing.

Pro tip, you can't.

>there will never be lewds where either Junkrat or Lucio passionately hump Zarya in missionary

As a Lucio main, I am completely fine with Reinhardt having his skins. He'll look fancy when I push him off cliffs.

WHAT TIME DOES THE EVENT END

I swear if I miss out buying skins while waiting for last minute weekly rewards....

Because then more people would play Mei, the other completely broken character

Post more D.Va!

I couldn't resist her cuteness.

junkrat should be taller than zarya

howd the artist mess that up

No. Post more Zenyatta!

No more roadhog porn

so he can only delfect single bursts of things rather than automatic fire BUT it doesnt have a a cooldown?

Same here.

>Play all the time with a friend
>After numerous games there's a 400sr difference between us
How come?
I though the win/loss was determining the gain / loss off sr.
How the game can calculate our respective sr gain on our playstyles then?

Best girl, best boy, best friends

He's only about an inch taller, so the second panel seems all right. I think he's kind of shrinking away from her in the first one, you can tell because his shoulders are pulled up.

When would you want an Orisa over a Reinhardt or Roadhog?

I can understand picking her on really easy edge-kill maps like Well or Sanctum, maybe even Li Jang Garden, but other than that?

She is literally perfection. I want to wrap my arms around her noggin and hug her into my chest!

What is that thumbnail?

I am not actually gay, but for her I would make an exception

I want a Talon PvE event with lots of banter.

Someone else posted a picture at the same second

Don't judge.

Genji: Age - 35 / Height - Unkown
McCree: Age - 37 / Height - 6'1"
Pharah: Age - 32 / Height - 5'11"
Reaper: Age - 56 / Height - 6'1"
Soldier 76: Age - 55 / Height - 6'1"
Sombra: Age - 30 / Height - Unknown
Tracer: Age - 26 / Height - 5'4"

Bastion: Age - 30 / Height - 7'3"
Hanzo: Age - 38 / Height - 5'8"
Junkrat: Age - 25 / Height - 6'6"
Mei: Age(Biological) - 31, Age(Chronological) - 41 / Height - Unknown
Torbjorn: Age - 57 / Height - 4'7"
Widowmaker: Age - 33 / Height - 5'9"

D.Va: Age - 19 / Height - 5'5"
Orisa: Age - 1 month / Height - Unknown
Reinhardt: Age - 61 / Height - 7'4"
Roadhog: Age - 48 / Height - 7'3"
Winston: Age - 29 / Height(Upright) - 7'3"
Zarya: Age - 28 / Height - 6'5"

Ana: Age - 60 / Height - Unknown
Lucio: Age - 26 / Height - 5'3"
Mercy: Age - 37 / Height - 5'7"
Symmetra: Age - 28 / Height - 5'7"
Zenyatta: Age - 20 / Height - 5'8"

>I want a Talon PvE event with lots of banter.
Fucking this. More villain shenanigans, Blizzard, pls!

Also, artist?

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this summer hopefully
I just hope the next one won't be a re-paint

I am going to judge you harshly

>How the game can calculate our respective sr gain on our playstyles then?
badly

>Genji: Age - 35 / Height - Unkown
>Height - Unkown

You posted her.

why won't anyone answer me ;-;

>guy keeps spamming "ult is ready"
>never ults

This shit should be a reportable offense

Sorry but I don't want to risk the enemy Rein blocking my Rein ult just because you guys can't break his shield first.

I fucking hate feet and inches.
Fucking USA.

or you could have just posted the picture

>Junkrat taller than Zarya

with 2.0

We don't know, Blizzard never gives us an actual time

>Winston is classified by his crouching height

Nah nigga

Do we really have this many girls or is everyone just a girl (male)

artstation.com/artist/chome

>hanzo an inch taller than genji

GENJI BTFO BY HANZO YET AGAIN

I would only sex her. I can't stand her personality.

I like the game, but I really don't like playing alone and my gaming bff is gone for a few weeks.

Does anyone share this feeling? I just can't play comp without him ;;_;;

>tfw taller than all the normal humanoid male heroes

feels good man