League of Legends General - /lolg/

If there ever was a picture that could impregnate it's this one edition

eyosongive.us

thats not how its works stop breaking the laws of biology

dota > lol

So is Aatrox decent now?

xth for kill yourself if you play Yi

Xth for the purple man of many dodges

I have become pregnant from looking at this too much. Riot owes me child support.

reposting because I'm dumb

I just started playing and I wanted to know if there are some general tips about the game, things that can be applied on every match like warding and when to rotate lanes
So far I've been playing against bots and using Soraka, so tips on supporting are also appreciated

Lads, I picked Diana again (who I'm shit at) and I'm going against a tryndamere
How fucked am I?

Which AP champions are viable top?

I know the likes or rumble and karthus that see play but what about Taliyah and vlad for example?

soraka is boring. play zyra or blitz.

Which Lego legend waifu has the best pussy? Which girl could siphon your balls so throughly you can't even stand afterwards?

why would you play diana top?

i play both games and have probably played LoL way longer than you
dota2/lol is a valid comparison what i want most is for riot to stop sucking at balancing games and making super strict metas that punish out-of-the-box thinking, but they prob won't as they're set to make competitive LoL antifun

>tfw ywn fuck real life ahri

LF duo buddy on EUW
Silver/Gold/Plat
I just need one less retard on my team when I'm smurfing
Add GIGALOWELOKYS if interested

Birb pussy, best pussy,

vayne

xth for I want to hug a fox

>soraka is boring
He doesn't know...

We need more summoner champs like yorick

Heimer needs a rework

So Lyon is already out? meh group phases are so anticlimactic

If you build him tank then yes.

7/10 and that's the harsh truth

RISING THUNDER WHEN
FUCK YOU RIOT

HOTS has a lot of amazing champ designs and some are pretty fun and unique
shame the game itself is total trash and i cant tolerate more than 3 matches

>stuck up bitch
>best pussy

I like these two casters

who are they?

is azir's shuffle combo a rare opportunity that comes up every once in a while or something that you should be looking for with your own positioning?

This one has the best asspussy

spamming Q is so nice tho
I'll experiment other support champions

how strict are we talking about? nothing stops you from picking random champs and having a good comp as long as...

mix of physical/magic damage
mix of damage/durability
not too many melee

the biggest limiter to viable comps (given these constraints) compared to doto (and i don't really play doto, just watch ti every year), is that doto items are far effectful (with actives and passives) and league spells scale out the wazoo with league's statstick items

Red wards stop a vision ward from working when placed on them. If you try to destroy said ward, however, the ward will once again give vision until it's destroyed.
Attacking an enemy champion will draw minion aggro towards you. You can remove the aggro by leaving their range or leaving the enemies vision, usually by walking into the bush in lane. This is very important for winning trades in lane because minions do quite a lot of damage to you early on.
Always get a red ward before leaving spawn. It's 75 gold and it is literally a life saver.
Itemization changes from game to game. Think of the possible damage, protection, and utility the enemy has and will get before making a purchase.
Don't chase Singed.

>diversity as a unit of measurement
kek

also faker (one League player) gets more views on his streams than most DotA tournaments

he can't carry himself but he is very annoying to enemy team, with right bulid killing him is really hard and enemy team must focus you always so your other carries will have better life

comfy bfs~

I wonder what there even doing with it.
It's most likely dead though

help

its another forced 50% winrate episode

>not one SV
what are you doing

be really, really careful and then just go ham

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I wouldn't call Vlad viable, but he's better top than he is mid. Ryze also likes to dick top laners with his ranged and damage, assuming you can into combos. I've even seen shit like Gragas go top before.

I know most people here are depressed from playing League but a game not being finished in less that one year doesn't mean it's cancelled.

swain if your enemy have 0 or only one dash
kayle but she is boring and weak
jax and yorick do acutally good amout of magic dmg

they realized that a fighting game with 100 characters would be fucking stupid

did school get let out or some shit?

>z7899: fizz carried them
>anexash: your bad
>bahamut20006: ik im better then all of you
>You earned an S+ on Twisted Fate
>z7899: fed so hard
>bahamut20006: its ok to cry
>z7899: landed 1/5 fish
>z7899: couldn't dodge shit
>bahamut20006: it happens to the worst of us
>ArchMx: lmfao
>bahamut20006: awwwww its ok
>Little Man Hao left the lobby
>anexash: your fight suck more fizz lol
>ArchMx left the lobby
>bahamut20006: im sorry for your suckyness
>PixelButts: memes
>bahamut20006: i do suck
>z7899: you only stole kills
>PixelButts: you guys need to chill
>bahamut20006: lol
>z7899: you would have been better for the team afk
>bahamut20006: ikr
>z7899 left the lobby
>bahamut20006: pixel
>bahamut20006: this is funny af
>bahamut20006: they been flaming all game
>bahamut20006: XD
>anexash: it's funny cause everyone just reported you LOLOL

>mercs and swifties dont stop gnar PERMASLOWing you

shit game desu

>Play mundo
>Just facetank everything and not give a fuck
>Mages do literally 0 damage once i get SV

why this is so fun

Ive had terrible games as well
Fuck these nigger kids
I have to literally wait until late night/early morning to avoid these autistic chimps

who is mundo's hardest counter

>Zed's Death Mark steals AD
>Cho's Feast doesn't steal AD or AP

He's a killing machine with the right items

on toplane or via game?

Why does no one play kennen AP?
Kennen is supposed to be a mage, not an adc

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>won many games yesterday
>today i dont feel like playing because i know the system will give me shit team mates to lower my %
fuck this game seriously, fuck riot, i aint playing

i wait til weekday mornings (3am-6am) to play ranked since i know the kiddos will be sleeping or on their way to school

nigger you heard me

scaling, procing, the reason why ad malz was a thing

this si why you build on hit gnar. the obscene amount of damage that deals is too good to pass up

It however does give a permanent stat boost.

>2017
>still no pool-party annie
So glad this game is dying by each year

you know whats funny about lol? even shit fizz and yasuo players can destroy everyone

just no idea what they were thinking

if you play gnar to discover your actual skill level you need to minus 2 leagues

so if you are a challenger gnar main you are actually plat

He's Sundowner.

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True. I hope we get some info at least of the state of it by the end of this year.

Zed's ult doesn't 'steal' ad, it just gives him the amount if it's higher than the current amount he has from his ult based on a percent of the targets plus a flat amount. The target still doesn't lose ad whatsoever

>fizz missed his ult
>and his hop
>landed his dash shit and depleted my hp
>varus q'd and killed me
im a little mad solely because he used zhonyas right before my gold card landed after that failed hop
i fucking hate this shit

dies ez if you dont buy tank items

>Be jungle cuck
>spend entire game slaving away trying to get my boosted ass laners fed
>despite this bot still feeds their enemy jungler, loses lane, then proceeds to steal my farm to stay relevant
>soon the fed jungler(lee sin btw) starts shitting on every lane I'm not monitoring 24/7
>despite all lanes being shoved full of minions mid decides to join the quest in dragging me down to their level by stealing my farm
>2 levels below the lee sin and have to dodge skillshots from fed laners just to farm and stay relevant all while being flamed for not spawning kills, gold, and xp out of my ass

Does this sort of thing happen in higher elo? why do jewlaners steal their junglers farm and put them behind when they've got an entire fucking lane to themselves with endless farm?
Why does Riot think this is ok?
Yes I'm upset

>in champ select
>have to take a shit real bad
>take TP so I can have 30 more seconds to do it
>win because I have a satisfying shit and it clears my mental
what u suckers know about tactics

rumble + teamfight mage mid = freelo from bronze to at least gold
is this correct? only weakness i see is if they draft a tank and
>playing tank in solo queue

his kit is still trash but they are overtuning his numbers to compensate so maybe

Is Graves top still viable?

how does teleport change anything

basically any wombo works

malph + yas
mumu + MF
rumble, mumu, ori, mf, zyra etc

rumble top + kennen adc + teamfighting mage mid is way better

So I can tele to lane from base doofus

strong life

How does that give you 30 more seconds in champ select?

>take a big relaxing shit so you arrive to game 2 minutes late
>tp to lane

>spend entire game slaving away trying to get my boosted ass laners fed
get yourself fed instead lamo????????????

don't question his ancient tactics dude

r u ok.

>not taking flash so you can flash the wall from blue buff to lane and not miss out on the melee minions

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>top lane main
>tank changes
> herald changes
>tank item changes
>kiddies getting off from school soon
Wew
all bets are off
Shit is about to get fucked

Most junglers besides maybe graves, lee sin, Vi, and the like have literally no carry potential.

Times this by the fact that I'm in lower elo and solo carrying isn't exactly an option when the players on your team have an ego the size of texas and refuse to just stop feeding and get carried.

I think I might just pick up ADC or Top lane

>he doesn't bot script while taking a shit
when will normies learn?

Being a jungler is to suffer user it's just how it is.

Also don't be afraid to tax lanes and if they ping back just say "Pushing it into turret D gAtez and shit."

>waste of sperm

im kekking
hes implying hed put it to better use

What champion pisses you off the most?

roasties are the worst thing to happen to Veeky Forums
prove me wrong

you're momee hahaha xDD

>Tanks will be able to actually lane again
The horror

People still play Lee Sin as a carry?

I've seen him be most useful when he's a tanky toolbelt.

>taking ignite top as a lane bully
>still losing

fucking love it

Omg dat Renekton so badd LOOl XD

Kill yourself.

>play kekko
>enemy mid is vlad
>get zoned to oblivion
>when i poke him with Q he just heals up like a faggot he is
>get fucking mad
>go all in
>wtf he actually can't sustain all damage i deal to him
>pop ignite
>he goes to pool
>he flashes
>finish him with aa even when he flashed

So this is the power of Vladimir

We fucking did it, reddit!
The fucking Tryndamere even got FIRST BLOOD on our Lee Sin and gifted double buffs.

Because top lane is the only lane I like

Both of those champs are fucking annoying cunts.

Oh I almost forgot

What the fuck happened to Kennen?