Why is Coupé the ultimate bodystyle?

Why is Coupé the ultimate bodystyle?

Sedans are boring business fleet vehicles.
SUVs are family haulers.
Convertibles are women's cars
Trucks are penis-compensating cars.
Hatchbacks are teen pizza delivery guy cars

Coupé has no stigma other than luxury and the smarts to not overpopulate Earth.

I notice wagons are suspiciously absent.

Wagons morphed into SUVs for the American markets.

the space management when having two doors on one side over-complicates the look of a car. sedan styling always ends up looking way too 'busy' from the side
>pic very related

Op knows

Getting my civic si coupe this Christmas as the sedan version looks like shit.

>pic

Why does it get uglier every time?

Because you need eyeglasses.

S/CL Coupe is consistently the best looking car Mercedes has made.

imho new mercedes aesthetic cant hold a candle to old mercedes aesthetic. they all look like poor-fitting condoms

Fastbacks are the ultimate body style. Then wagons and hatchbacks. Coupés are pretty dad / businessman tier

>sedan styling always ends up looking way too 'busy' from the side
>uses a (((modern))) riced out car as an example

And coópays have a huge blank slab of empty space on the rear quarters.

1 and 2 look much better than 3 and 4, come on dude.

Liftback hatches über alles

Picked up this e46 a few weeks ago. Its a six speed and i love it.

2 is objectively the worst. Look at the thick as fuck plastic trim on the b-pillar as an indicator.

Yet even 2 looks good and has aged gracefully overall.

Take your shit opinions elsewhere. The "everything new is shit" hipster bullshit meme is trite as fuck.

Easy killer, 2dr shooting brake is best of all worlds

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love that

Perfect 80s dimensions, I agree! Aged well too. Have another for nostangia's sake

Oh and also.

a challenger appears

whatever the fuck it is

Even automakers realized that four doors are superior and started making 4 (four) door coupes.

It's a coupe according to my insurance policy.

Stupid fucks have no clue about my secret door.

Is that the new RX8?

Better known as a sedan

*gran coupe

Mercedes coined the term, 4 doors coupe to perfectly describe the ideal blend between coupe and sedan. It spreads like wildfire.

>GRAN coupe
>aka
>small expensive sedan

>4 door coupes
>gran coupe

>Tired of that old fashioned two story colonial? Do I have a deal for you! Here we have a two story house, but the ceiling is very low and modern, watch your head! We call it the Gran Ranch! (What's your credit score btw? Costs same as Colonial)

I'll pass

It's a hyundai veloster. It has a single door on the driver side, but two doors on the passanger, I thought it was an open fold out but some of the newer ones have two door handles i think.

This but unironically.
Wagons are oversized hatchbacks.

How is a truck compensating but a 15 foot long coupe isn't?

>coupe
>not a penis-compensating car

Almost

> pay full price for car
> get half the car

k. enjoy your small car, peasant

Whoops, I goofed. I meant to say that 1 and 3 are the best. 2 and 4 are inferior.

I own a decently looking bmw sedan but I agree coupes are sexier.

I like coupes that seat 2. If there are 4 seats, I prefer 4 doors*
At least I don't have to worry about the 2-door "tax" on classics

*convertibles with generous rear legroom (especially older landbarges) can be an exception

An abortion?

hey man, people are talking shit about common rail

Nice, blue fits the facelift well.

Toyota would never make this. They'd have no idea how to market and sell more than 2 a year.

Of the styles you list, yes.
Include Estate and Coupe is 2nd best.

are there any accessible coupes with popup headlights anymore? (Berger)

Feels like the only thing I see with them are miatas now

Never a fold out AFAIK

pop up headlights were outlawed in the us.

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Man I love modern car aesthetics

It looks fine you autistic faggot

I wouldn`t call the 6 series small. Hell, even the 3 is pigfat now.

Shooting Breaks are the GOAT of all time.

fact: good looking coupes died with high beltlines.

Well, this is what it currently looks like, so you'are're wrong.

It looks marvelous.

Exhibit B.

Coupè is the ultimate bodystyle.

Blobs with no windows and fat A pillars

>melted bar of soap

As opposed to what? A freshly unwrapped bar of soap?

A brick of manliness

FOUR DOORS = MORE WHORES

>looks like a kid drawing of a shoe

that caddy is nigger-tier

I'm ok with this

Not everyone is an americlap. Also wagons look better than SUVs.

>Not everyone is an americlap

My apologies for being a mudslime not born into Freedom™

>implying 2-door light trucks aren't the GOAT body style

Behold

Small 2 door suvs and pickups are truly the master race

Agree.

>4 door coupes

That is just as retarded as "2 door sedan".

For what purpose?

>Why is Coupé the ultimate bodystyle?
because you have no friends?

like seriously it was a pain in the ass to carpool in a coupe unless it was just 1 person

i recently got into the EDM clubbing scene and i am so fucking glad i have a sedan now

i would actually say station wagon or 4 door shooting brake is the ultimate bodystyle......i want an E61 ///M5 Touring so bad

So when he blows the apex seals he can do a quick engine swap

why didn't you wait for an emirates flight or something?

Looks like a sightly longer 1-series

ew

fuck yeah

I don't think they fly into this airport lol, but good one