Leave town for work

>leave town for work
>wife decides its oil change time
>ignores the fact I always do it myself
>takes it to shop staffed by retards
>they clearly used air tools on the drain plug
>can't get it off
>can't change out that shitty cheap oil
>can't swap out that shitty FRAM filter

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

How the fuck do I get it off? I've got bolt grip removal head things, but I'm worried it'll damage the pan itself.

What do??

Make your wife twist it off before she can come back inside.

>I've got bolt grip removal head things

I am having a hard time believing that you are any better than a lube monkey

>Air tools on the drain plug

Nobody does this. Also the wagies that change oil don't even have air tools, they have wrenches or a ratchet at best.

Didn't say I was a mechanic did I? Just said I want to user higher quality oil/filter.

Fuck off gatekeeper autists.

I think she'd die from heatstroke/she can't fit under the car

Never had a problem getting it, or any bolt, off before.

If they didn't chugga the shit outa it with air tools the fuck did they do?

>spray on penetrating lubricant
>try again in half an hour

>gatekeeper
numale woo beta to talk to shoptechs has his dye-haired wildebeast of a wife wear the pants lol

>autistic anime virgin spergs out and drops all his buzzwords

If they put the drain bolt on so hard that you can't get it off it is likely fucked. Or you are just a puss.

Drain pans are pretty weak

at least i can get the drain plug off as i don't have noodle arms

Who's that anime grill
>inb4 its a twink
Because I've been seeing a lot of people posting that shit lately

>she can come back inside
Fuck that, just come inside the bitch. That'll teach her.

Hikari takanashi from Demichan wa kataritai.

THere's also a succubus who's QT as fug

Just drain the oil out and drop the pan. Then put a new pan on with a new plug

this will not work on a fastener designed to seal, >inb4 I was only pretending to be retarded

You're not replying to OP (me) with that comment dumbass. More than one person here thinks you're retarded...

Most logical solution

>first thing I tried
Thanks anyway

Not a puss, never had issues with bolts or lugs before.

If it's totally fucked just drill a new hole and put in a new plug. But only as a last resort

I at least have the sense to use a breaker bar, and put a pipe on that if that don't work.
>Never had issues with lugs or bolts before
then you've never worked on shit.

Just use a blowtorch on the bolt to heat it up and when it contracts, you will be able to get it out

Breaker bar? If that doesn't work I'd be surprised

>heatstroke/she can't fit under the car
pics of wife please

Doesn't heat expand things? I don't want to burn all my oil either

second

>Demichan wa kataritai
>not 亜人ちゃんは語りたい
You're not really helping him m8.

Yes it'll expand the bolt, then contract, allowing you to get it off. Works great with rusted bolts. And don't worry about the whole fire and oil thing, trust me

that's what you'd search on nyaa.

Holy fuck you're dumb. No wonder you can't even get a drain bolt off

>get tires changed at shop
>few weeks later decide to check brake pads
>wheel lugs torqued to a billion ft/lbs

thought I was gunna break my breaker bar

Calm down faggot, no one cares about you projecting your autism here.

Judging by your asshurt attitude I've been doing little jobs on my own cars longer than you've been alive kiddo

I'll try that, cheers

Nah

Not OP

That's not OP, pretty sure it's the one retard in the thread shitposting so he has something to reply too...

>then you've never worked on shit.

This. My grandmother never had issues with lugs or bolts either other than the yard boys taking too long to change her flat tyre.

>never had issues with
Meaning I could eventually work them off.

You two are retarded as fuck.

>nah
NVM, found pics of your wife and car

Fucking hate that. I'll do pretty much anything with my car but when it comes time for new tires I've gotta take it somewhere. I always double check every lug before even going home

9/10, would give her pro-choice in the butt

wtf where did you get those delete this

Thought that was a joint perched atop his ear kek

no

>Mad because he's bad

>'assblasted'
>what a retard
>'WOAHH U MAD KEKEKEKEKEKEKE'
Go back to your Honda Civic your mommy let you buy with daddies wages kid.

It's not our job to fill the emotional void a broken home has left in you,

Even if I am all those things (which is just you projecting) I'm at least strong enough to stronghand my drain plug off. How bout you give your wife a try at taking it off? You're too much of a pussy to do it

>ITT: OP wonder what levers are
>and how to use them
>even though he is probably a master of leverage
>if he has charmed and tamed a landwhale
maximum overkeks
t. also bangs fatties

just have her fuckin sit on it

I recognize that fat - foxy roxxie

>ITT: not enough cheese

use an impact gun?

>implying she didn't get a chad come for a home service.