Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
Does this shitbox have something that records gforce pulls like a Porsche?
>faster than a gtr
Because I'm a fag and if I'm gonna get a car like that it'll be to impress people. The Corvette only impresses people who know shit about cars and small children who think "Looks cool, must go REALLY FAST". Great goddamn value though. If I were a richfag I'd just get a Vantage or a 911 though.
yes, along with a nintendo dvr in the dash and a happy meal toy.
anything else is a rip-off
I'm saving for a Porsche 911 Turbo so I can put an M3 badge on it ironically
x more warranty than any other supercar
Read the small print, it wont cover shit.
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
Bullshit. Prove it.
>>Faster than GT-R for half price
The meme says otherwise mr DNF
>>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
You clearly don't know your history (pic related)
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
From a distance, then you see the panel gaps and plastic interior.
>>Delicious Fl variably timed V8 power
We all know LS engines are, cheap and unreliable as fuck
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
Down a hill, in neutral.
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
Not hard to make a v8 sound good.
>Starts at only $50k
55k. For the slow ass stingray (before Tax, dealer fees, registration, any options etc...)
Because you haven't posted saying you're from /mlp/ and I see no chicken in the picture. You need to up your game little man
>More LeMans Class wins than Ford GT
Chevy and the Corvette has won Le Mans 0 times.
which model?
I was into saving for a Turbo and ended up getting a Cayman, pretty satisfied now 2bh
Fucking this.
>We all know LS engines are, cheap and unreliable as fuck
Now hold the fuck up there cowgirl. I'm not gunna quibble on anything else you said but friend, the LS is a gift from god and they should be in every single vehicle ever made. It's the only reason to buy a corvette, so you can take it out and put it in a good car.
997 Turbo but I probably won't be able to afford it anytime soon
Wrong.
is this you?
Prove my statement wrong then. Show me Corvette or any Chevrolet taking an overall win at Le Mans, not a class win.
overall wins don't count, sorry
"It's too manly for me."
-9 out of 10 Veeky Forums users
WHY DO ANY OF YOU IDIOTS STILL RPELY TO THIS HE'S BEEN POSTING THIS FOR LIKE A GODDAMN YEAR
Okay then brah, I will fish a vette out of a ditch next time i see one and LS swap a twingo or some other meme car.
he's still trying to get back at me for ass damages. the funniest part is that soviet caused the damage not me. LOL
nahh, I wouldn't vote for hillary even if she gave me all that sweet sweet blood money. But great assumption freedom fag.
he's been posting it for two years now.
prezo set the blueprint for trolling Veeky Forums.
true! Lol!
gotcha, this is you then.
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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
How did you find me? Thanks for the FB add, love your profile pic.
simple user
>American made
wynwanwry
lol
Is it the same faggot who keeps making these threads with the exact same text? I swear to God, I will hunt you down.
Prez/poo/ is ashamed of his post record so he drops his trip to shipost
He's been posting it this year only
Put your trip back on faggot
Spotted the newfag
There is a reason there are class distinctions.
too poor
Getting one in Kangarooland costs too much
The C7 will age very poorly, it's too busy and overstyled. Performance/dollar is amazing though...
>Buying GM ever
>Literally legendary C Squad from my graduating class all got work there because they were Mexican.
>Having shit tier Mexineering design cars.
No.
I'd rather a viper than a boomermobile that pretends its an european supercar.
same reason I didn't get one the last time this garbage showed up
>engines in the wrong spot
>Performance/dollar is amazing though...
>overheats after a lap
>performance
lol
why is he so angry? what exactly did you do to prezo?
he triggered prezo into thinking alphonse was the one abusing him the whole time
remember that one time when he got so angry he wished my mom to die
lol, I just love imagining him getting all mad our posts
How's the view GM cuck.
Because the Chebby veeate I did buy doesn't overheat or eclipse the BP oil spill after 1 lap
Wow, I took that pic a year ago. Glad to see it here.
dsghs
Bought a 2017 Stingray LT1, manual trans, bright ass yellow, black wheels.
Don't really care what Veeky Forums says, I love the vehicle.