/owg/ - Overwatch General

>First mystery heroes is attack on hanamura

I KNOW YOURE MONITORING ME KAPLAN

oy vey

How much have you spent for the event?

I spent 400 bucks on lootboxes to get everything from the event so I wouldn't have to deal with all the stress at the end of the event.

>against 3 D.Vas, Ana, Lucio and Soldier
>you will only get bastions and torbs

YOU CAN STILL GET SKINS, THE EVENT IS BACK UP

I got everything I wanted too

only difference was that I only spent 40 bucks

>Genji is with you

Thank you for supporting our game, whale-chan!

>singles ONLY queue
>teams of 2 ONLY queue
>teams of 3 ONLY queue

This would fix QP. Find a flaw.

THE EVENT IS BACK UP RESTART THE GAME
THE EVENT IS BACK UP RESTART THE GAME
THE EVENT IS BACK UP RESTART THE GAME
THE EVENT IS BACK UP RESTART THE GAME

EXTENDED FOR 24 HOURS

LINK OR FAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>MOOOOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SR?

WE STILL IN IT BOYS
WE CAN STILL GET THE SKINS

>stack on my team
>complete fucking retards who are probably russian hackers that stole someone's account
>stack on the enemy team
>top 50 players bored on smurf accounts who get sexual pleasure from being as anti-fun as possible

queue times

> play mystery heroes
> defense has the disadvantage
> always put on defense

> play 1 vs 1
> games consist of Winston reinhardt and Symettra

> 3 vs 3
> snipers vs Roadhog mei and soldier

HOW ABOUT YOU START THE GAME

Okay, don't enjoy the extra day.

how the fuck do higher level soldiers have such high average accuracy? I'm not even bad at soldier and my average is 40% (this season)

wtf I fucking love bleuberries now

no one really cares if you're too stupid to open the game client to see for yourself.

>Mystery Defense is disadvantaged
Nobody knows how to play anything. The stalemate favors defense because nobody's wiping them quickly enough

>Grown men literally crying because they didn't get a skin on a video game
>Blizzard feels bad, extends the event

What a time to be alive, so pathetic.

They need to add a scoreboard to normal play so people can shame do-nothing shitters.
Every single FPS has it for a reason, faggot fucking casuals need to learn their place.

Have there been any leaks on the new comic yet?

ending the event right on the fucking refresh when no other event has ever done that was a shit move though

>defense has the disadvantage
HAHAHAHAHAAH

twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/859209674385698822

>MH
>When im offense the defense has 500 tanks and healers
>When im defense we get genjis and sombras

REEEEEEEE

>queue

>TFW I've got everything I wanted and don't give a shit either way

Who else /chilling/ here?

Okay, but first off, it's a video game. Secondly, the event has been going on for a month. It's not anyone's fault but your own for being a literal retard and waiting until the last second.

I'm not calling you a retard personally, just speaking in general.

>tfw you realize this is just a marketing gimmick to get people to pay for loot boxes last minute

Not surprising at all

Not an argument.

>tfw you realize its working

twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/859214955903557632

purchases available good goys
go give money, hurry

Should I buy boxes?

SHOULD I BUY BOXES?

>tfw goy'd my way too all notable things this event

Are we getting a new comic and will it possibly cover the important lore topic of how Fareeha got her high tech thong armor?

DO IT NOW, QUICK

Can we unlock Police D.VA yet? It shows up under skins now.

>im definitely not a shill guys

oh em gee should I pay money for loot boxes that dont have anything but duplicates

They are delicious

DO IT

>be junkrat
>hold left mouse button
>team kill
literally how is this allowed?

Matchmaking is fucking stupid.

I just asked Chu and he said that's what all 10 pages of the next comic will be about.

YES GOYIM

Tomorrow.

Someone needs to make Todd edits of Jeff. Make him scream. He needs you to keep buying his loot boxes.

Based Blizzard

> No Limits
> Team treats it like QP picking shit like Hanzo and Widow

Why fucking do No limits if you aren't going to gang fuck them with DVA or Bastion?

>nyaa is kill forever now

imagine all the reddit posts by shills saying "Oh thanks blizzard, you're the best. I really wanted that skin and now I can atleast just BUY it with money and I thought I had missed the chance omg."

Post them:

>main
>fetish
>highest rank

>tfw stacking multiple Zarya

Attackers can just push payload by sheer brute force

>Soldiers alt fire is basically a free kill button
>He can self heal and heal allies
>His sprint is unlimited

Explain how this is balanced

Micheal Chu has been posting depressing tweets with pictures of alcohol a lot lately. I think he had a break up. At least he can always fuck the voice actresses.

Owner the fuck out of some faggot 76, and he had the nerve to say Symmetra was over powered.

Over fucking powered how, like you realize she doesn't have a right click free kill right? You realize your gun does more damage on normal than anyone else right? You realize you get free fucking ape self heals right? You realize her alt isn't baby gets his free kills mode right?

Gamers were a mistake

>>Soldiers alt fire is basically a free kill button
>>He can self heal and heal allies
>Jyoto da!

you forgot to mention that the alt fire has a splash damage spread like a nuclear explosion

Soldier players are always the first to bitch about another hero being "overpowered", yet they can't see the irony in their statements. He is literally the tutorial character, and he has a tutorial playstyle.

His favorite teams lost games. You're telling me a dude wouldn't get depressed over that?

I want to kiss her on the cheek.

Not him but, there's money involved so the "it's just a video game" argument is irrelevant.

I didn't know that lol.

>anas grenade is bascially a free kill button
>she can heal herself and allies with it too plus boost their heal efficiency
>healing sniper rifle capable of rapid fire and hitscan scoped shots
>some other things as well

explain bloo bloo blee blee

Honestly a team full of tank steamrolls almost anything.

Holy fuck, all arcade modes suddenly turned into tryhard central all of a sudden.

gee i wonder why

Buttmad Soldierbabby detected

Also Aimbot Ult.

roadhog, soldier, lucio/mei?

shit damage

Arcade mode really brings out how retarded the playerbase is since they can't rely on the balance they're use to. Fucking retards as far as the eye can see, extending to infinite in every direction.

>Ana was announced in July of 2016
>Soldier was announced in July of 2015

What broken mess of a character is Blizzard going to release this July?

I WANT MUH LOOTBOX >:(((

If blizzard hadn't turned off PvE, this wouldn't be happening.

Doomfist.

Is there a limit on leaving Mystery Duel games?

I really don't want to fucking bother when it's 3-1 and Winston comes up, like fuck off.

bet she fucks like a wild animal

something about solider girls lads, when you've been with one u never go back

t. married for four years

but this makes it harder so people are more likely to just give in a pay money

It's the testosterone. It increases there sex drive

I want more Katya

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>Uprising is gone
>Have to suffer through Mystery "Enemy Team gets a perfect team comp 100% of the time and you never win" Heroes for my Loot Boxes

I can't play mystery heroes, I'll put a hole in my wall.

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