DRIFTING YOUR SHITBOX

I really hope you bought a missile car before dropping 15k on whatever the fuck my favorite shitbox is. Otherwise, you're going to be out 15k real fast.

A Missile car? What the fuck is that. You think I am a fucking Muslim or something?

>be 19
>be retarded
shocker

Calm down there buddy. I just have your best interests at heart.

>Be 19+
>See a 19 retard
>Posts the obvious thing everyone already knows
>Feels smart
Woker

>>TOP DEFINITION
>>>Missile car
>>>>Ratty, cheap cars (usually of Japanese origin)

I get it now, they get that name cause of the Kamikazes

Well I don't consider Evo's, Imprezza's or R32's shit boxes
Nobody drifts Camry's or Corolla's outside of middle eastern tards
NSX sure ain't no shit box
The Civic can go die,
The 180 - 300ZX are all right I guess.
I could go on but you get the idea.

I bet you aren't. Post car

Correction; I drive my own fwd shitbox. I paid for it myself, at least give me that much credit.

if I rev in neutral in an automatic then shift to L am I electric clutch kicking?

I haven't bought it yet, but soon. Which one? Still deciding.

I has no ideas, but you should stop being a cuck and learn how to drive a nice fat stick. Grab that shit and move in, like a man.

I can respect a man that works for his own stuff.

15k won't buy my favorite shitbox so gl

masda

Let me guess, GT32?

Not interested in a Gayata. I know Japan is a low test country, but if I must go Jap, it must be a car made to target manlier demographics.

>tfw 19
>tfw ripe age for financial irresponsibility
>blowing literally every penny on an old shitbox and not thinking about maintenance or insurance
>when it breaks down, or even more likely, wraps around a tree, will have nothing to show for it
>a few years later
>return to Veeky Forums, post 'WUT KAR IZ GUD??', has no money and will need financing
>Now is older, and without savings can't enjoy the best part of life while no longer in college but having a bit of money, because poor
>Crushing school debt + high interest loan + wasted all money in youth on a dorifto shitbox
>tfw wage slave for all of eternity, because couldn't start investing young and set self up for life
It hurts to live, Veeky Forums

Boy, oh boy. You sure sound like someone who is enjoying life and not someone who worries his every second of existence.

Actually I have a great car and motorcycle, have 160k in the bank in investments and savings, and have a great job to continue this progress.

I take great vacations, go on riding trips with the bros, overall my life is pretty good. I didn't squander my opportunities.

Pic related, me having my cake and eating it too.

>they're driving fast cars
>but they don't know where they're going

Yeah, well you re a fat cat who probably doesn't even touges or drifts. I am a lean and cool cat, in his sexual prime, not only could I beat you in a race, you would probably beg me to cuck you afterwards with your wife too!

Move aside old man.

This is a good shitpost, mind if I copy it?

It's all yours, Lori :^)

>I haven't bought it yet, but soon. Which one? Still deciding.
So how the fuck do you think you're driving the car I want, dipshit?

Ok have fun

That's right old man, delude yourself into believe such rektning couldn't be happening to you, Mr I have my cake and eat it too. There's some new muscle around, the Cool Catz are here and I am are running this joint, let everybody know that if I win, I am cucking their wives.

I am a fucking everything specialist, I'll be raging my cock downhill so hard into your wives butthole, that when I cum and her rectum gaps for air, it'll sound like my future misfiringu sistemu. Meow.

>So how the fuck do you think you're driving the car I want, dipshit?
>>>>>>>tfw when I am buying your fav jap shitbox and drifting it whether you like it or not
Oh dear, did you escape from retard school?

Nice.

Theres literally nothing wrong with the miata. Who cares if hairdressers and peter puffers drive them? They're fun as fuck.

I'm going to assume you mean R32 and no.

Everything you can do in a miata that is fun is also a reckless driving charge, not just a speeding ticket.

It's pretty high test in that you have to go super fucking hard and risk your life (lol, open top) to have a good time. A miata is either the most mature and sensible choice of car you can make on a budget (track day, bro!) or the least (better to gun it at lights than try to drift around street corners).

Look brah, I am not looking into shiting gears by moving my my ass around. You get me?

There's nothing Veeky Forums would consider a jap shitbox past 15k.

>shiting gears by moving my my ass around.

what kind of a massive fag actualy comes up with this stuff
did you get in your car one day, look at the shifter, and think "that could probably be used as a dildo"?

>someone poses a rational point
>huttburt poorfags shitpost this hard because they have no logical counterpoints left

>did you get in your car one day, look at the shifter, and think "that could probably be used as a dildo"?

Yeah, who doesn't? What are you, fucking gay?

>When you are too autistic to see nuance and everything in life resolves to logic, facts and numbers

I pity you not.

>tfw OP won't invest it in the stock market instead
>tfw at age 21 OP will be broke with a beat up shitbox
Fucking lol, I remember when I was 19 and even then I wasn't this dumb.

Are you planning on actually drifting it or just going fast in it

Fuck going fast, I want to drift to some slow ass retro wave.

> I remember when I was 19 and even then I wasn't this dumb.

Well, you like anime so you might be wrong.

When I was 19 I didn't like anime, so maybe I'm dumber now than I was then.

Goddamn right, we all know 19 years old are basically the epitome of intelligence. Why do you think Greeks love youth so much? Become old enough, and you start doing retarded shit like, having imaginary waifus, when you could be drifting down a hill while getting blown by Jessica

>Blowing entire life savings on a car
>getting 'bishes'
>japanese shitbox

Oh yeah right, I should follow your steps and blow all my money on Bad dragon horse dong Dildos, Dakimakuras and sonichu merchandise. Am I right?

No dude, you should get a regular shitbox or make payments for financing if you absolutely NEED the car, and keep making money.

But sure, go ahead, blow that measly 15k you scrounged up on a used subaru, please, live it up.

>Life is about making money so you can make more money so you can make more money so you can make more money

I'll make money as I need. Even if I was a millionaire I wouldn't be buying anything else than 15k car.

Imprezas are shitboxes

t. Former Impreza owner

>drifting on a toe gay
>in burgerland
Lol where, it's all shit straight roads

I am not a burger! Also, stop complaining you guys have lots of drift events over there.

Are you actually retarded?

Again, you don't know what my favorite jap car is, and you haven't bought anything. So how can you say you're buying my favorite jap car?

Easy, I'll just choose the gayest and most autistic car.

So, a Miata? Or a Toyobaru?

No, a Totayo AE86 Toreno

What about a Nissen GIR Nisno?

No way you expect me to consider that a ''jap shitbox''. I can even buy a Nissen Skaruline with 15k if I import from Japan...

>tfw 23
>tfw 90k money in bank
>tfw no idea what to do with it
>tfw handsome and fit
>tfw 14, 16, 18 and 20 year old girl want to fuck me
>tfw still virgin because Im too lazy to interact with people past snapchat

Thinking about getting a 2015+ mustang gt though. Here in yuropoor theyre quite rare and rather expensive compared to us. Love the brutish look.

[spoiler]Also, nothing should happen if I engage into 14/16 year olds right?[/spoiler]

Yeah yeah, you'll never be as cool as me. Get the fuck out of my thread, you attention whore.

Op here, CoolCatz needs his beauty sleep.
You better begone from my thread when I come back, thot. Meow.

>Has to use moms lapop to double undercover shitpost.

Kys and begone foul fool

>it's a busrider make a shitthread episode
I hate reruns.
>>>/buschamber/

>15k
>Bruh, invest it in stocks.

The returns on 15k wouldn't do much for you, especially taking inflation into account as well as actual cost of investing the money.

at 19 15k would be better used paying for an education that will drastically increase earning potential later.

>Mfw I drive past you and laugh at you while you're stuck in a ditch

>Mfw no face