/owg/ - Overwatch General

oh wait it's for bnet nevermind

I've gotten quite close to beating PvE legendary in pugs, but now think I need a premade. But no one is online :(

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They should make her Blonde on her cop skin just to make SJWs rage harder.

Amari!

I love her!

I want to shove my meat stick into lena's hole so she becomes straight

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why would that make her straight? if someone sticks their meat stick into my asshole it doesn't turn me gay

Me too!

>sees jumping winston
>try to sleep dart him mid air
>misses but hits enemy pharah in air
>she drops out of bounds to death
>my face:

For the same reason that your cock can turn women into slaves, or that if women feel too much pleasure their "mind breaks", and women can have penises, and hurrr durrr.

It's /d/ shit.

too pure for this world

Post your hero without posting your hero

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user, you're under arrest for jacking off to lewd photos of me.

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Are you letting me jack off to the real thing instead?

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Please end the event with one last comic

Did the Chinese ever reveal the item probabilities? Or is it still "soon"?

This is your meta now

>yesterday
>last day of the event, or so i thought
>buy blackwatch mccree for 3000 dollarydoos
>log off
>come online today
>the event has been extended
>get my arcade crates today
>gotten the ctf one, elimination 3v3 one and 2 of the 3 weeklies
>get my final weekly
>it opens
>there's a legendary
>please no jeff
>can feel untold horror in my bones
>it lands
>blackwatch mccree

jeff
why

This. The opening comic got me excited. But then when I played the event for the first time I was so disappointed. There is ZERO characterization of Null Sector. They may as well be grey blocks. They're as fleshed-out an enemy as the terrorists in CounterStrike. All throughout the first comic, one gets a sense that this mission is significant for Overwatch, not just because it's Tracer's first. And yet we don't even get a victory sequence explaining any results.

If we don't get a new comic I will give up the hope I have foolishly held onto that Overwatch might actually have some substance beyond good gameplay and 2D charachters.

>red
>only one healer

Woah boy, that must have hurt.

as long as queen D.va is in, that's all I care about

Hana

cucked

Posted this yesterday, but

>uprising starts
>see ironclad torbjorn, want
>start doing uprising
>even buy boxes
>opening boxes, get the other skin
>open more boxes, dupe
>open more boxes, dupe
>open more boxes, dupe
>yesterday, buy more boxes to try and get it
>get another dupe
>gives me enough gold to buy ironclad
>buy it
>play some matches
>box drops
>ironclad dupe

And some people wonder why the Chinese government wants Blizzard to disclose the item probabilities. This shit is rigged.

Orisa deserves a loving husband!

I don't understand what that screenshot is supposed to show.

I can't believe people actually believe this.

Overwatch men are pure sex and should be sexualized more.

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>overwatch saves the day but gets into trouble because they weren't supposed to be there
>add in Emily as one of the hostages just because

It'd be as boring as all the other comics

guys so I got this idea, instead of hana SONG, she could be hana THONG

thoughts on this?

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S T O P

>rts mechanic in ow
LUL

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Shut up Winston, she will never love you back anyways

I got the other skin, and got it as a dupe 4 times without getting Ironclad. As soon as I spent gold to get Ironclad, I got it as a dupe. The very fucking next box. So don't give me that shit. The loot box system is fucking rigged.

>when you're playing QP and start wondering what the fuck both teams are playing like shit and you're dominating the match with gold everything
>suddenly someone speaks french

Every fucking time, fucking frogs are the worst. It's like some genetic trait that makes them shit at video games.

>He doesn't understand RNG

yeah but frenchies are so damn lewd, they always pick qts and say hello all the time and do emotes near you

With the way rougue (full French team) acts on twitter I am not surprised.

>Because of genetic modifications, Winston has many times bigger penis than normal gorillas
>He's sexually frustrated because he's the only one of his kind
>He uses Tracer to satisfy his urges
>He built a remote control to Tracer's accelerator to prevent her from blinking away

>implying the loot system is RNG
>implying it isn't rigged to give you dupes and to overload you with sprays and player icons

Isn't Rogue the best Western team atm? The only other team that comes close is EnvyUs but Rogue still beat them in the last tournament.

hon hon hon baguette

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Oh fuck I am retarded. I misread that as frenchies having bad attitude not that they are bad as in gamewise.

>they speak french therefore they are from France

Winky face

Here is the ranking anyway.

gosugamers.net/overwatch/rankings

Sometimes I worry about you, user.

Quebecois are worse

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>Winz still playing
Noice

What in the god damn

>11/12 players present
>waiting for players....
>reinstancing

every fucking time.

>>He built a remote control to Tracer's accelerator to prevent her from blinking away

lol imagine him using it to make her blink on and away his dick

More....

New fuck here.

Very tempted to buy this game, but like...money is money, don't want to get jipped.

Tell why I shouldn't buy the game. Might not do it if there are legit reasons.

Cheers anons, love you.

DVA
COP
SKIN
WHEN

You'll be giving Blizzard money.

let's keep this in the groove

There are three kinds of quebecois gamers:

1. Stupid motherfuckers
2. Angry motherfuckers
3. Drunk motherfuckers

Because monaco, luxembourg, belgium and switzerland are really that far off france right?

Community is shit, maps are shit, the game balance is shit, competitive is shit. If you want to fap to the female characters you're better off googling the sfm animations.

>why not

Serious non-memeing answer here.
It suffers from what every multiplayer game suffers from. Absolutely brain dead playerbase.
If you don't have anyone to play it with and/or you get frustrated too much when you lose because you are playing with quadriplegic monkeys don't buy it.
Otherwise it's pretty fun.

Literally no reason not to buy Hana's game

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language#Geographic_distribution

back to /mlp/

Like every popular multiplayer game the majority of players are either horrendous at the game or are massive pricks. Not in the fun banterous way, in the constant incessant shitposting and screeching over the microphone way.

If you can put up with those problems, which you already have if you played games like TF2, Counter Strike or any other popular shooter, then it's a very fun title. It's not exactly innovative and it's certainly not perfect, but it's fun. Ultimately I think that's all that really matters.

but she's soon in another, free to play game

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>wanting to play ASSFAGGOTS

yeah, you're going to be disappointed

I'l admit this isn't a surprise - but it's good to have a confirmation from the inside.

Cheers again.

>be pharah
>sneak up behind enemies
>get slept on the very edge of the map
>rein and friends come over to finish me off
>Im mashing e for my life
>enemy wakes me up just before rein takes me out
>boop! send myself flying away and get environmental triple kill
>best potg I ever got

> Buy Lootboxes

Thats how they celebrated, do the same!

you'll be giving blizzard money and they don't deserve it

>enemy team and my team all talking french on all chat on a EU server
>they might be from south africa

you fucking twat

seriously, just play tf2 or rainbow 6. overwatch has shit tier linear maps, less mechanical depth than tf2/r6 and a community that's even worse than moba communities. it's a highly polished turd, don't get suckered in.

Do you know how servers work, user?