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Previously on /dbt/:

>Bike breaks
>Take bike apart to fix
>Suddenly get an urge to get another bike

save me

Italian porn, you say?

Post you are bike if your going to SAM.

needs more anime girl stickers

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>one of the quechua tents is big enough to fit a bike
Do they require a liner underneath?

They'll go on when I get it back in vegas.

>repsol

don't touch it
you might catch AIDs

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I'll touch Jimmy instead.

who /dixie/ here?

>Tfw u can't go to Sam
We will miss u emvee
Maybe next year you can come

I'll definitely have a good bit of leave saved up, so I think it's possible.

Hopefully next year it'll be somewhere in the rockies. I should have a ZRX1200R by then too.

Rockies next year, West Coast for 3.0 is the plan

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>tfw surrounded by repsol plebs
>tfw no HRC tricolor owners

If honda didn't require full coverage on financed bikes i would have better taste than all of you.

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>wanting to finance anything without full coverage and gap insurance
Why didn't you just buy it outright if you can absorb the risk?

>financed

lmao

Exquisite taste, user.

If it's the Rockies next year, I'll be there.

>Spending even more money

Thanks senpai.
>tfw u will never own a norton 500

>tfw u forgot the name
RCW588. gud bike.

>tfw can't ride down to SAM with firebladanon
Next year I'll have paid vacation and all that jazz, so I'll see you nerds at SAM 2.0.

>Still good taste.

:^)

It looks cool, but the suspension is a bit dated.

Tbh I only want it because nostalgia about muh old 80s shitbikes, aesthetics, and practicality. I'm not gonna have a car because >needing a roof innadesert

ZRX is gud because it's still fast but it also holds sloots and groceries.

>suspension dated on an old bike

Shit nigga who would think that

That can be easily fixxed. Then again, who cares? Just look at it.

I'm a Honda guy myself, and want a CB 1300/CB 1100 but that Kawi is on point.

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It's dated for the year of manufacture.

>2001-2007
>still making a UJM with a spaghetti frame because muh steel tube aesthetics

Memes

Can I learn to ride a motorcycle if the last time I rode a bicycle was years ago?

Somebody in MA pls buy my DRZ so I can buy a truck.

Does anybody here know whether or not Ducati's v4 superbike will follow the 1199's clever construction?

Yes. Don't overthink it.

Is it a mistake buying new?

You mean that weird monocoque frame? It sucks and no one likes it, so I hope not.

Yes, I just picked it up this summer and the last time I rode a conventional bike was over 10 years ago.

Depends.

Spy photos suggest yes.

spy photos you say?

Why is everyone here so spastic over anything that isn't a modern sports bike?

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there are two kinds of people

people like me and
people like you

All the sad boys in this thread who don't own a piece of real American iron.

Okay, I'll see you guys in a few months then!

Getting stage 4 kit installed on my road king.
Will be spanking busas all day at a fraction of the price

The vast majority of people on Veeky Forums are autistic, to an autistic person modern sport bikes are objectively superior to everything else because, on paper, they are. Things like comfort, rideablity, fun, and character can't be shown in numbers, only power and performance, which is what sport bikes are made for.

Also sportbikes are bretty cool.

I've wanted a Rex since I rode my buddy's a few years ago. Great bikes and super fun to ride.

I just bought a z900 and found out a week after I bought it that Kawi is planning on doing a retro version. I was pissed.

Good luck user, enjoy!

>retro supercharged
Fuck. and it's got a spaghettiframe too?

I might end up getting this instead depending on how much it costs.

I take my Harley on some pretty rough terrain. As you can see in this picture.

OH GOD
MY AKRA SOUNDS SOOOOO GOOD
THE MEMES WERE REAL

U just gonna repost this every thread or...?

This guy shitposting the slim is fucking great.

>meanwhile HD is failing financially
loving every laugh

Gotta admit though, I'm loving the shit out of this z900. My only complaint is the seat is pretty stiff. I'm planning on getting it reupholstered with some extra padding stuffed in.

gay

I like my motorcycles made with tools not chopsticks

Jesus Christ. Learn to take a fucking picture...

Sweet.

>at the current rate Indian will outsell Harley in two years
>Indian is crushing Harley in AMA flat track
>Indian and Polaris have stated they intend to produce more than just cruisers
>Erik Buell is looking for a job
>real American superbike soon

Sad boy without owning a true two wheeled experience.

You look exactly like I expect young harley riders to look like. I don't mean that as a compliment.

idk but does anyone know if the 959 replacement will be a V4? Or just the 1199?

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Let's hope they don't buy and kill Ducati while they are at it.

But cruisers, modern classics and retros are the best bikes.

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>Harley switches engines with Ducati and vice versa
>"They're both V twins right?"

Had a nice ride to a rally last weekend. Lots of empty highway.

That godawful tombstone taillight I mounted to the rear fender because I had no others kicking around fell off halfway up and ripped out my rear fender wiring though. Forgot the blue goo.

why am I still sad then?

As you can see I'm an all weather rider.

>reliability unchanged

what model of schooter is this?

Pass Umi

Jesus Christ
I really am a sad boy

Harley makes some beautiful bikes but holy shit they have poor quality control and customer service.

can't go below 0 am I rite?

What gear do you recommend while taking that true American thunder into such conditions?

I, Alamonon, won't be able to attend. Scheduling didn't work out, unfortunately.

It's not always their fault. Coming back from a bike rally my bike kept dying on me. It'd be fine and then all of a sudden the electrical would completely die.

The problem was that the previous owner must have been some kind of muppet and installed the ECM connector without the weather seal gasket. Rain was getting into it and causing issues.

can we have a SAM chat so I can actually find you fuckers?

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What moves you in life?

>SAM

when where

tomorrow-sunday. Tail of the dragon.

>fly down 80kmh highway at 110
>right by cop
>sperg out and slow down to speed limit right beside them
>look at them
>they look back at me
>don't get lit up

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>tfw ass wrapped in leather

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inb4 y'all die crushed under the wheels of semis

also
>S
>South
>SOUTH
>in North Carolina

>20mph over the limit
What a cuck lmao

Dunno bout your parts but in Canada the RCMP loathe pulling over bikes. Second the bike takes off or refuses to stop there's absolutely no chasing otherwise it's considered "excessive force"

>20km over

it's like 3 mph

>first gen SV650S
kill it

he knows youre a beta cuck and not a problem

The legend continues...