Hsg - hearthstone general

>can't believe i'm actually going through with drawing magni bronzebeard bara

post magni inspiration please

will try to make it non-animu shit

>the audience's reaction when he brings Rag Lightlord online for a huge Rag heal to the dome!

>Lost to Primordial Glyph

Really cool game guys.

fuck off faggot, go to dota2smut if you want response on your fag oc

>guy uses his Primordial Glyph package into Fireball package for 6 damage to the dome

Lol fuck - should have gone wide

>It's a "losing streak to snowballing aggro decks" episode again

And I'm playing a reno paladin deck

Heh, greetings

How to find decks from global games????

>Cards disenchant for 50%, instead of 25%
>rerolling 1 card from a pack, for another card of the same rarity
these two changes would already make the system so much better

Look at the OP it has plenty of links to meta game deck lists. Hearthpwn isn't too bad either.

Rank 20 is harder than Rank 10-15.

Like - it's a mix of ebin net decks and crazy shitters playing absolutely random shit you just can't predict

>""""pro"""" hearthstone player firebat cant break rank 17 wild

lol no

Rank 10-15 is full of netdeck shitters trying to aggro their way to rank 10

just like most pros he needs to find a deck he can autopilot

once more "pros" start playing ranked you will see a lot more netdecking and the people that play for 8 hours a day will be high legend rank, since that is the most important factor

so of course people that play hearthstone for "work" will be the "best" at it

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO SCREAM

>created by
dude just play around random xDD

PLAY A BETTER DECK

Happens with me/most I think. I was stuck at rank 15 for ages getting destroyed by rng but eventually got the high-roll streak and bumped into rank 10 quickly.

The """pros""" mostly understand what the cards do in context and create the netdecks themselves, at least. He's trying to get Patron to work and failing miserably knowing absolutely about wild because he's a Spike shitter

Good don't come back

Post Golden Legos Tier

Elder God Tier

Tirion Fordring
Ysera
Edwin VanCleef
Bloodmage Thalnos

Furrfag tier

Aya Blackpaw
Lorewalker Cho
Madame Goya

the rest are meh imo

Why? It's both fun and good, at least at lower ranks

Lmao I literally cruised to 11 in wild just playing a janky reno deathwing raza priest for the win 5 priest games quest and kept going til my win streak ended.

>yfw you land a rag shot to the dome because your opponent didn't go wide

>lmao i got lucky in this luck-based game

Is the Heroic Tavern Brawl tomorrow? If it is I know I dont need to even bother logging in.

nah I literally faced only complete shitter decks, unrefined murloc shamans and paladins and board based decks, and my deck counters them hard with 1 of each priest aoe , explosive sheep and reno. Wild early seasons is extremely easy.

>i'm not lucky i just faced shitty decks

>he takes rag shots to the dome and doesn't go wide with his taunt package

The cards say "Magic: The Gathering" on the back.

>being butthurt about someone calling rank15 wild easy

>not bringing your taunt package online against an agro murloc package

Nigga make disenchant for 100%. There is no fucking reason at all that your collection should constantly depreciate in value at a rate of 4x or even 2x.

do whatever you like dude everything bara I enjoy

>would be fun to see the bronzebeard brothers like this tho

>/hsg/ threads are now full of redditfags and their lame ass twitch memes

Fucking gas yourselves.

>Elder God Tier
>angry 8/8 dinosaur stomping noises intensify
too bad he's probably never going to be good enough to put in your deck

You're a retard, then you would only need enough dust to craft 30 cards and whenever you want to play a new deck you just recraft them into different cards.

Blizzard would completely dump Hearthstone then

i only have one golden lego so im biased, but i love my golden malygos

fucking rares disenchant for 20% and commons disenchant for 12.5%

>tfw you bring your Ashbringer online for 5 damage to the dome

Poorfags would do that. The whales that comprise 99% of the game's income would still shell out assloads of neetbux for all golden collections.

Have we got a bracket for the EU tournament?

>tfw you bring your disenchant package online to go wide to the dome on your craft package to bring online a murloc package with your newly bought online dust package

>playing match with a friend
>play a memedeck
>he tryhards it up, BMs and shit talks
>I'm about to die a couple turns
>Barnes out Malygos with 2 Sinister Strikes and 1 Razor Leaf in hand
>topkek exact lethal through discover next turn
>mfw

He was extremely salty, he should have felt honored to have witnessed a miracle.

>mfw reached the rank 10 floor day 2 by streaking Secret Mage so now you get to play even bigger memes

What should I play? I was thinking Concede Shaman, but there has to be something spicier. I have almost all the cards for Shaman and Hunter if it's a really r a r e m e m e, and a decent f2p collection otherwise. I'm open to just playing Wild too

>didn't go wide with a taunt package

kys

Give me ONE reason this shouldn't have been changed years ago

I've been trialing an aggro taunt warrior, it's complete shit but they never see it coming.

What are we even quoting?
Is it a tournament commentator or something?

Its Cora "SongSnorlax" from dreamhack.

I want to have fun, not be a gatekeeper that makes sure that no one on either side has fun ever. Maybe I'll build a Tempo Warrior and jam N'Zoth in it, Arathi Weaponsmith and Cruel Taskmaster are decent memes

It's not gatekeeper shit, I hate that.

I just put loads of cheap taunts and card draw in with the idea of getting the rag power asap.

>tfw you had your taunt package online and were going wide but your opponent gets the aggro package online and gets a rag shot straight to the dome online package rag shot online package dome.

Warrior is allowed to have strong weapons and removal because it's hero power has 0 interaction with the board.

...

Public Defender is my bro - shits over agro and Quest Rogues

>tfw fell back from 16 to 20 with freeze mage
I got real unlucky.

>not mitigating this with a draw package into healing package to the dome

everytime i queue freeze i get jade druid the first game then i dont want to play freeze anymore

You say that, but what you are describing is a faster Taunt Wariror, which is literally the definition of what I am describing. I'll take playing against a regular Pirate Warrior that jams 2 Bloodhoof Braves in their deck any day over playing that shit, taunt is cheat (unless it's Ancestral Spirit Earth Elementa)

lSMOrc

Well I never win with it anyway so don't worry too much.

>he didn't bring his wallet package online to combo into buying packs wallet to the dome

What are you, poor?

It's okay, I'll meet you some time on ladder with my full on Totemic Might Shaman

I mean i need some specific decks that i've seen at global games today, and they're kinda different from decklists and hearthpwn. Is there any place where these players show their decks or smth like that

It should work like Enter the Colliseum.

It's not even the issue with Brawl that it's too strong because it really isn't, it's just so fucking frustrating.

Godspeed user

it is too strong

for 5 mana you:
worst case scenario leave only their best minion alive
best case scenario suddenly have a winning board position

it's fucking retarded and the worst kind of RNG possible since it's entirely gamewarping
so many games where garrosh entirely steals the win because he wins a 20% roll on brawl

>3 free packs
>just got Tarim in my last pack and decided to start saving up now
>here goes nothing
>mfw Lyra

Time to craft Shadow Visions and live the meme, apparently.

Brawl is like Mind Control, it's effect has never been "OP" in terms of increasing your overall winrate, just strong at times, but they should nerf it's mana up anyway because it actively siphons the enjoyment many people get out of this game. Brawl 6 mana WHEN

Source: my ass

>2 cards of same rarity to make 1 of gold
>current rate is 8

gee, why doesn't blizz do this?

They really should just double down on the golden crafting cost cost and up dust rates so the whales can still show off their small penises and they make cash.

What do?

>Still no Hearthstone China pack drop rates

Why is Hearthstone allowed preferential treatment?

that's not a terrible idea, but then the mid range tax bracketers get mad because they can't get their full gold deck now

>drop Primalfin Totem
>it didn't reduce the cost of my Thing From Below that I could have played that turn

FIX THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE

r8 my meme deck boys, trying to be as honest as possible while playing wild shieldbearers

>initiating "Well played!" as the winning player
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU
AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNT

>player politely compliments you on a good game
>REEEEEE MURDER KILL KILL

>tfw beating aggro shitters as Ramp Druid

>Starting hand is Smuggler's Run, Smuggler's Run and Grimestreet Outfitter
>First draw is a Divine Favour
Might aswell concede

>Opponent is able to sneak an emote in before I can squelch

>not playing into the 'heh, greetings' package

concede

At this point you may as well just go wide and bring online the concede package to the dome

don't listen to this shieldbearer.

all you need to do is get the burn plan online, your hand is telling you it's time to put the gas on. you ARE running the burn package, right? if nothing else, you can always set up a value plan and win once Antonidas comes online.

ward their jungle

the single best golden legendary is jaraxxus. you get a golden hero, a golden weapon and a golden hero power that summons golden minions.

heh, greetings
>smack
>smack
>leeerooooooooyyy

>he's not running the 'to the dome' package

kys shieldbearers

it's just one guy spamming the same line over and over. ignore the autist