This is in your rearview mirror

You are in your 3k civic with a few simple mods

What in the name of God will you do?

wait for the first corner.

almost have him.

Smoke him.

Drive in front of a train.

turn

Pull away :)

Roundabout.

What would those simple mods be, OP? A huge rear wing spoiler? Some shitty stickers?

$500 and an afternoon

watch him fall out of view as he has to wait for gaps in traffic as his double bacon burger is too wide to fit.

Drive under semi trailer

is it the boosted bois civic? stock motor, so quite simple, and it would rape this thing

TORETTO

race him and a train

Why does this retard keep making this thread?

slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 248 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.

Nothing. If he wants to pass, let him pass. Admire view of taillights puling away into the distance.

He said simple mods. Think you left that far far behind.

you never had him. You never had your car.

lurk before posting

force him to accelerate and overtake then give his rear a little friendly bump

They should have ls swapped the charger.

Do a front wheel burnout.

Simple mods: Don't need any except for a fresh brake job with brand new vented rotors and the highest $ brake pads that fit OEM.

What do?: Brake Check.

get in his face

Crash into a lamppost because I haven't changed the tires on my car in years.

DOUBLE CRASH

It's quite simple really
- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

Keep driving for another 5 min until he runs out of fuel.

Every time

I mean, I pieced this piece of shit together for $1200, including the purchase price of the car. For $3k, I could probably build a decent biggish turbo setup.

pull over and accept my fate.

/thread

>waits for vtec

slow down to get a better look, and act like i'm going to race him and win just to hear that beast growl.

Mind if I ask how much power you're making to the front wheels?

all of it

Ask what the retail is on one of those

T O R E T T O

Like $3,500 when they were available for retail.

stop fastposting you unfunny piece of shit, nobody likes these movies.

So not more than I can afford?
Pal?

ass shit bull hole lots of people like the F&F around here

fuck off boostedboyz

But this fool's runnin' a Hooonda two thoouusand

put the potato I have in my glovebox in his exhaust pipe and then drive away haha lol

I thought the same thing

Granny shift, not double clutch like I should

>a $600 Garrett ebay turbo at 15psi on a stock $200 junkyard K24 from a rek CRV swapped/ghetthoed/welded into an 92 EG8 $500 trashbox, spare change for koni blues and an OZ o' d a n k weed
>simple mods :^)

you're HEMI is ded Dorredo

For real though, why didn't Dom LS swap the Charger if he wanted poser so much?

...

get on a dirt bike, shoot up his front lawn

Reminder the supra won that race

import always beats domestic

THEY DISRESPECTED ME, THEY DISRESPECTED MY FAMILY

Y d fuk do they eyelids on fukkin skyline?.?????? Its eyes r iconic foolz

>Japanese sports car beat 31 year old American family car
Damn, what an achievement.

Continue driving sensibly at the speed limit

Shut up with the cringy real answers

Laugh at the boomer's interracial granddaughter.

MUSCLE BEATS TUNER EVERY TIME

EVERY TIME

stay BTFO

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say helo to my little friend

348 hp on the dot.

The Charger in the OP makes 900 hp

fucking cuck, lmao

kek

dont mind that man. his wife two times him. he is unaware of how violently a 900bhp old charger accelerates

It's pasta that gets posted in every thread. Congrats, you fell for it.

muscle cucks BTFO