/owg/ - Overwatch General

>tfw Im really good at blocking gravitons, pulse bombs and Hog followups
>Wear cop skin

i am literally the fun police.

I miss the days when things like this actually worked

>played 1.6 religiously back in the day
>been playing 76 because he's better than McCree
>Plat better McCree than 76 thanks to those deagle maps

Holy shit people are so bad against him. I literally 1v4ed a team on KOTH. I cant do thAt with anyone else

>ad for Funko Pop garbage right next to the ad for the Nendoroid Mei

kek

>Funko - for unevolved girls and male feminist cucks
>Nendoroid - for normal people
>Statues - for patricians

When are we going to get yes and no voice lines

I like to enrage people then report them when they swear

user... I don't want to blow your mind, but affirmative means yes

> widowmaker gets grapple reset on critical kills
> Winston gets leap after kills

Yay or nay?

When do we get boop voice lines for D.Va Winston and Pharah?

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I just met the edgiest Overwatch player of all time, I ended up losing, but holy shit. I win in my head because of how insanely edgy this guy was
>First round is Torb, he asks "No turrets?" I don't respond because I didn't see it
>He waits in his base till the last 60 seconds, and then kills me when I get in
>He goes quiet till a 76 round, I lose, and he says "You're fucking pathetic at this game."
>Next match and final one Winston
>He beats me just barely and says and I quote "If I ask something, fucking answer it you cocksucker."
>I tell him "I'm not required to, reported."

can I get some sauce for this? image search gives me nothing.

What other games do you play /owg/, whether multiplayer or not. I play a lot of Rocket League (but honestly am beginning to feel a bit burned out)

Should I stay maining Mercy or should I fuck off to Ana?

I have an easy time using her rez and her flying abilities, but I just feel like Ana's sleep dart and anti-heal is just too good to pass up.

fighting games and shin megami tensei everything and paragon but fuck that game

Nobody cares about your fee fees faggot

>GM Smurfs in my diamond game
>pick widow but does literally nothing
>standing there facing a wall just afk
>ask his duo orisa why he plays with him
>lol idc this is my Smurf too
>We get steamrolled
>oh well lol it's just my Smurf
>next game they're on the enemy team
>both of them pick their main characters
>beat them anyway

Why are people like this

Ana's healing wins team fights. Mercy's gets pretty nice numbers total healing, but a pocket Ana is a much bigger problem than a pocket Mercy. Plus sleep dart and nade can flat out shutdown ults

>Tfw play on PS4 so can't get cop D.VA
Bad feel :(

Another shitty d.va skin who care

You can though

What, how?

coonnect your penis account to the vagina of the pc

So got the skins, I expected HotS to be worse, but instead I found it to be alright, and I primarily mained Zarya. Mainly because I did best with her.

When I see this skin all I can think of is "Van Helsing." I think it'll go well with Halloween once it comes back around.

Your Battle account is connected, so just use that and play some HotS, when you do the achievements then bam, unlocked on ps4 version of Overwatch.

Oh, well damn.

Naked Reinhardt skin fucking WHEN?

Here are some things to know:
>Matchmaking never improve as you get higher.
>The same issues that exist in Gold, exist in GM.
>Most GM players aren't really that much better than diamonds.
>However, GM players are incredibly cocky because they think they're the best of the best

Most of these people make smurf accounts because they're terrified of losing their main GM rank but still want to play comp.

Its actually kinda sad, they get all cocky because they're on a throwaway account. But on their main accounts they're beta as fuck.

>use officer dva skin
>random person says this
>drop spaghetti and leave without replying

You know for a game with such a large playerbase why the fuck does it take 5+ minutes to get in a fucking game

maybe not a full reset but -2 seconds off of the cooldown.

Changes the whole meaning of "pinned"

5 games for genji and dva or 10 games for officer

>tfw can't stand MOBAs but want that D.VA skin

I honestly wish this happened in canon to Winston, the big dumb monkey deserves to die, no wonder he got his tail cut off.

it's not a real moba don't worry, unless you queue with a buddy that's got super high mmr you'll be playing with other clueless shits spamming abilities and putzing around

You can just throw the matches. Not that people will like you for it.

Just run in circles at spawn and wait for the match to be over.

Whats the point of getting good at this game?

wait so for the dva skin you have to play against people? u cant play against AI ike the genji skin one?

Nope.

do hots matches count towards genji AND dva or do you need to unlock them one after the other

What's the point of getting good at any game?

>hackers are still a thing in GM-top500
>he was just on stream too with POTG
this game god damnit

>he

Literally who?

Is that supposed to be thought provoking? I dunno the usual answer would be to impress their peers right?

Just seems like a waste of time unless you're a streamer or something

i'm gm and didn't even try to improve or anything. play mostly dva/mccree/lucio. just put your mouse on the heads and click.

t. bronze/silver

What's this about this "t." I'm seeing everywhere lately?

it's a high level debate tactic where you completely invalidate your opponent by claiming they're something derogatory.

Its showing that theres a poser claiming something without any evidence so we know who to disregard.

So yesteday there was this Veeky Forums Post making the rounds about a supposed Doomfist leak.
How do we know this post could be taken even slightly serious? I mean everyone can call himself Blizzleaker and claim shit ?

>unironically using poser

Poser

>gm
>still doesnt really know what I'm doing
>just shooting whoever I see

lol

Anybody else?

Lying feels so damn good doesn't it?

true gms go to rocket science school and know the trajectory of every bullet and that's why only the smartest and bestest could ever be gm like every gm in america is actually korean smurf because americans arent good enough and only liar is claim to be gm when really all of american and eu are silver or below and above is nothing but korean smurf doctor lawyers

Why would I lie about being gm lol

I was t500 last season

Season 1 = 50 SR (Platin)
Season 2+3 = 2.500 SR (Platin)
Season 4 = 2.800 SR (Platin)

>Buy 2nd Overwatch account
Season 4 = Placed at 3989 SR

>ELO-Hell confirmed

>bought the game last nice
>finally got my first Potg

Wasn't all that great, but it still felt good.

t. virgins
Nice try lmao

>175740867
hold on i got this

nice projection m8 lmao be more jealous and btfo nerd

not even worth a (you) haha

Smell that? You reek of virgin

It's not perfect, but glad you had fun with it! Good kills with that ult bub.

I'm legit gm though

Also my female cousin molested me when I was young, am I still a virgin?

I'm not traumatized by it or anything, just always have that thought on my mind whenever someone makes fun of my virginity. By technicality I'm probably not a virgin but then I start thinking about it and a Seinfeld-esque discussion starts happening in my head.

I mean you're a legit liar. But thats alright if you dont wanna provide proof of claims, it just shows you're trolling is all. All in good fun right?

What kind of evidence do you want

It's 4am and I can't sleep

>my mercy main friend makes over twice as much SR as i do while playing in the same games

I think Blizzard "fixed" the healer SR problem a little too well.

It's all about that fun. Friends help.

Post a screenshot of your GM sr

Wait - I thought every player always sees his OWN POTG at the end? Because I always see mine. I didn't know it was something you have to earn.

yeah, I've mostly been playing with friends. Been having a lot of fun with McCree.

Why when I can just pull one from Google?

Data. Theres ways to tell if its a legit new screenshot or something pulled from google. It should be easy for you to just screenshot it and post it here right?

I miss being new and playing with mostly other new players. It's way more fun.

YES FINALLY INTO PLAT (fucked up screenie but whatever). Now I can get a gold gun

1819 --> 2506

forgot screenshot

>merciful is easily the best ana skin
>has the worst sniper rifle
>have to use captain amari for good looking gun
>mfw 30 year old with the voice of a 60 year old

>people thinking gm is impossible
>can't be arsed to play 7 games a week anymore

Question: If you have been Diamond for Season 1-4, is it technically even possible, if you intentionally play shitty during you placement-matches in season 5, to be suddenly ranked at bronze or silver?
I want to witness that zoo down there for myself

Lori Alan VA Hero when?

Are payload and KOTH really the only kinds of maps that would work in this game? CTF is garbage, obviously, as we saw with Capture the Rooster, but would anything else work?

I think you can be placed in high gold at the lowest, but it should be fairly easy to drop from there

>Holy shit people are so bad against him.
It's not really a badness thing so much as you can't compete with hitscan in a lot of situations. You got to directly counter it or have your own.

what the fuck are these gay babaganushes saying? i swear to god it's just talking about how the fuck they're gonna throw because the other team is throwing jumbled swastikas and balloons too

>try to click the information button on the competitive tab
>queues me up to play my placements
>instant-pop
>3 masters above 4k rating and 3 diamonds on the other team
>get shit stomped in and shit on in match chat the entire time
I haven't played a competitive game since Season 1. Why am I being placed against these people?

>play widow (i suck at widow) in comp with all communication off

I never felt so liberation

everyone should do this