Heroes of the Storm General - /hots/

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Holy fuck that Scarra play lmao

fun and cute!

>50+ people in the Veeky Forums chat whenever i ask to play
>ignored every single time
Why do I bother?

na or eu?

You gotta sound like a cute cum slut if you want any attention.

or they check your profile and see you at bronze

only 3 in eu chat so it cant be that

I'm still laffin

>femdiablo

ah thats you then.
dont ask if anyone wants to do the quest.
people just assume that youre an overwatch fag and nobody wants to play with those

>Keep getting horrible teammates
>For the fuck of it keep checking their match history
>4 games played in the last 3 days
>Then onto a bunch of games last played 11 months ago

Every. Fucking. Time. I want it to stop. Fuck 2.0, I don't want this shit anymore.

Is there any /hots/ group? I lack friends but want to finish the nexus challenge **im not an OW fag if it helps**

It'll get better as soon as the Nexus challenge finishes.

>fighting against arthas
>he's an invincible god unkillable

>play arthas
>i'm made of soggy cardboard

what the fuck?

its RIME time baby

haha

because you can pick a skill called rime that reduces damage a lot which in turns increases your tankness

it's a bit hard to understand

Arthas does not engage.
Arthas counters AA heroes and melee heroes.
Arthas wants you to run at him like a moron to get slowed, rooted, and a sword shoved up your ass.
Arthas requires you to gitgud

Post yfw Blizzard starts teasing that the next hero has something to do with cold and ice and everyone thinks it's Kel'Thuzad and then they release Mei.

join the Veeky Forums chat then do this

Is there any way, any possibility, anything that can make Tyrande useful on any comp or at least on pro level?

She's so underrated and so weak that I can't see how can she fit on any team.

>mfw Mei
>mfw Bikini Mei skin
>mfw more faggots crying over overwatch heroes running their nostalgia fapfictions

:genangry: I NEED HEALING

She's a roaming gank support, works great in vikings comps, on spider queen, best support in "deletion" compositions where you kill key target instantly then clean up the stragglers.

god dammit OP, you forgot the g

Voyboy about to start his placements if anyone is interested in watching him

Tyrande is outclassed by almost every support in the game because she lacks a defined niche. My suggestion would be to make her a multiclass assassin/support and rework her talents so she can function as a "kill this hero" support or an AA carry.

posted from mobile copypasta sorry for mistakes

The kid wonder? Who would want to miss out on the kid

get out of here voy

>not liking femdiablo

No one should assume I'm an overwatchfag unless they are the overwatchfags. I've been in that chat for over a year now.

>implying they wont make her fat from community complaints
fags complained she was too thin in her chinese skin and they "fixed shelf ass" by making her fatter and making the shelf ass worse

everyone in the Veeky Forums chat already has their own little clique so they dont even ask in chat anymore

place bets
pls no butcherlisk

>40 minutes till i go to work
>Aight i'll go for some casual qm
>Some dude goes ''sorry i will go feed i just want dva skin you can report idc''
>Lose
IT'S JUST 5 GAMES YOU ASPIE OVERFUCKS

I like her fat.

horse Mount

Murky announcer

Thiccness incoming AND nostalgiafag bitch tears? Sign me right the fuck up.

Which role is the hardest to start in ranked?

Butcher skin.

Yeah, I know. The unfortunate downside of not allowing these people to complete the promotion in Vs. AI.

Is there a way to attack move favor enemy heroes instead of just whatever the closest unit is?

i hope you reported him so blizz will take the skin away from him and he'll be butt blasted about it

Gas yourselves Overcancer.

an actual legendary skin, not bad

>finally bought Prime Evil Diablo with shards
LEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOO

rip

Cry more you emasculated cuck.

i cant wait for overshits to leave

>hating the t h i c c
Did your dick do something to offend you in a past life? Why deprive it?

yeah so the game can go back to being dead right?

God, I fucking can't stand that skin. I can't believe I actually got it too. It's so fucking ugly.

... Congrats, I mean.

Being dead is better than immense suffering.

>Mei will have the shoot while moving meme.
>Freezes people every 5 seconds
>Community start hating her except her playerbase
lezz go

deleet thsi

true but i play alone 98% of the time so its always suffering

>still no rengar-like hero that leaps from bushes

>Overwatch player plays Azmodan
>Has no idea how black pool works, puts it on ungotten merc camps and does nothing
>Buddy and me as Cho'Gall carry the team along with a sylvanus
>"Finally I can stop playing this shitty game"
Go ffffffffffuck yourself

>Kel'Thuzard gets released
>it's necromancer Kel'Thuzard instead of lich Kelly

>Lich ult at 10 or 20 that transforms him for the remainder of the match
>or maybe until death
>something about a phylactery

Is it me or do Xul's skeletons kinda suck? The rest of his kit is fun but those skeletons don't feel impactful.

they auto push lanes, soak minion/tower hits
they aren't very impactfull for fighting heroes, but they are good for pushing

I just came back to this game today after a hiatus since shortly before the first ranked reset, got the warrior megapack [s]just for ragnaros[/s] and Im lost in terms of new heroes, current meta and stuff

Any tips?

>mfw watching voyboy not picking up the shit from each hanamura camp

I actually like that idea.

Do I really have to play against AI?

Outside of clearing the wave and immediately rotating? Yeah, kind of.

This is sort of their thing. You shove the wave into tower while simultaneously making it bigger. Increased structure damage, ammo drain, etc.

quest is bugged so you wont be able to finish it anyways

They're for absorbing tower shots and pushing lanes, maybe they're not super visibly impactful but it's definitely bigger than it looks on most maps.

Speaking of Xul though, I see the lvl 4 "brone prison spawns 2 skellies" talent being taken by a lot of good players - is that really the best option?

Skeletons? More like skelepounds!

>Play 3 AI games
>do I really have to play against AI

uhh

>tfw can't stop wasting gold rerolling chests
Help.

I'd want that available as one of his skins at least. The old necro model is underused as hell.

The main problem is it would mean they can't add Heigan with his DDR ult that turns lanes into lava dancefloors.

who's the most fun lane pusher?

Sylv

It fucks skillshots and finishes off weak enemies while you're getting your skinny ass to safety.

murky

Xul and Bribe Murky

help

Murky
Xul
Azmodan
Lunara if you take Culling and Thornwood

Jaina or Sylvanas.

Xul imo, feels like he offers something in a team fight too.

>drop banshees on someone
>they're running for a full 15 seconds from middle to 2nd fort and past all the towers before they die

rmb-man is kinda funny

enjoy your apples, fox

>3 placement games
>3 novas
CAN'T WAKE UP

>that voyboy match
he plays pretty well aside the obvious fuckups on not taking the stuff from hanamura camps

Ye, even if he did chase a few kills.

>diablo just pressing Q and E on cd
I wasn't here when it started what mmr was this game

I've played all five of my hots games to get the d.va skin. I have minimal MOBA experience so I can sorta pull my weight.
Every fucking game we had a solo queue (in Quick Match, mind you) who was raging at the other new players.

Are you lot all this much of idiots? Doing a lot to encourage new players guys...

Murky or Nazeebo? I have tried Nazeebo already, he's fun, but Murky also looks fun.

>Doing a lot to encourage new players guys...
Yeah but new players are like this

I got my first rage whisper.