Most satisfying moment on the road?

I had one of those nights a few years ago.

>in my MR2 Taabo
>midnight
>roads empty
>then
>a wild R32 appears
>think it's just a VW
>thinks about all the street stop light drags I've won
>light turns green
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>.
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>R32 takes off and leaves me Supra car-length behind
>get home
>kill myself

>faggot in an Audi A4 6 cars behind me
>weaving in and out of the two most left lanes
>3rd lane only for right turning vehicles and cars with 3+ people in them
>now 2 cars behind me after changing lanes very unsafely
>fidgets left and right when stuck in the centre of the three lanes
>decides "fuck it" and goes into the third HOV lane
>BMW 3-series behind me with a family inside it pull right at the same time hoping to turn right at next right
>immediately blocks the path of the A4 who is clearly trying to go straight
>stop to turn right and listing to the right
>pedestrian jumps out trying to turn to cross the street
>BMW brakes to avoid hitting them
>Audi A4 rearends the BMW causing parts of the plastic to hit the front of my car as I drive by and hear that glorious sound of a fully at-fault and no injury "accident"

>Be me, drive a FR-S
>Driving somewhere in rush hour traffic
>Notice a BRZ has ended up behind me
>Hello 86 bro
>Go through a light
>Realize I need to get over one lane before next light to turn
>Throw blinker on
>Fucking no one is letting me in
>Suddenly BRZ cuts into the lane I'm trying to get into
>Stops
>Lets me change lanes
>Gets back in his lane once I'm over
>End up next to him at the red light
>Look over and mouth "THANK YOU!"
>He chuckles and gives me a thumbs up
>We wave and go our separate ways

86 owners are total bros and I love it

gb2/b, frogposter.

>be me
>drive brand new Toyota Tacoma TRD Pro off the show room floor straight home
>All of a sudden some Chevy Coloradonigger wants to challenge me to a race
>he has a duramax diesel Colorado
>We have the race and his POS recallorado starts making clunking sounds under the hood
>I watch him pull over to the side in his broken down truck in my mirror
>start having a big kek fest as I claim victory and drive home undefeated in my new Taco

hey, that's pretty good

>Friday rush hour
>I'm somehow the only person on the road
>Drive home, not even getting one red light

Sorry man taco are slowest out of all the fucking trucks

When you drive relatively fast and hit the wavy part of the road where you slowly and very peacrfully go up and down a few times. So smooth, so comfy, so soft.

>me in my Focus
>trying to merge into packed fast traffic from a pharmacy parking lot
>F-150 stops and lets me merge

Ford bros 4 life.

>Driving at night from a party being the third wheel with my cousin
>His boyfriend is drunk as fuck sleeping in the back
>Cousin is in the front seat
>Suddenly she starts to give me a blowjob
>Cum in her mouth
I lied about one thing though. I don't drive.

>Driving in city with buddy
>bicycle lane on my right side and stop and go traffic
>at a red light watching the 2 wheeler terrorists come with a cm of my side mirror
>telling my friend this bicyclist will cut me off and try to squeeze between cars, so he can go up the lane between cars on the drivers side
>as soon as the car ahead moves, the 3 balled Lance Armstrong glares at me and starts rolling
>fails to see the lady ahead stop and crashes into her bumper slowly and almost goes over the handlebars

I've read this several times now thinking it will start making sense but it doesn't

>his boyfriend
erm what?

Nothing beats ditching that tailgating asshole at a red light. SEE YA, NIGGER

>going 85 in a 65 in the left lane
>lane is full of cars going the same speed, all other lanes are slower
>manchild in his big manly pickup truck gets on my ass
>can see him start raging and trying to get me to move even though i'm only a car length behind the guy in front of me
>dont move
>slow down a little
>he starts physically freaking out
>see a gap up ahead on the right
>he starts to speed up in anticipation
>i speed up too, negating the gap and making it impossible for him to pass
>slow back down when the gap disappears

Nothing more satisfying than ruining some manchild's day

escaping a crash or even a fatal injury

>perfect rev match

mfw a female friend from a foreign country visited for few weeks and we spent a lot of time driving around and now I am so lonely when in car.
Drivin around alone was always best most fun thing to do but now i kinda miss her talking some bs or playing DJ and dancing

kill me

>cool night air
>windows down
>no traffic
>v8 music playing

>driving works van back from a client site
>eurobeat engaged
>come up to roundabout as fast as the 90bhp shitbox engine will let me
>struck with inspiration
>perform perfect heel-toe downshift
>never been able to replicate it

the pedals are wierdly spaced and the throttle is unresponsive as it's a diesel but i must have just hit everything right, it was absolutly perfect.

he knows you cant see shit over your shoulder

>What are mirrors

You'll get used to being alone again.

>Driving home from middle shift
> Approximately 12:40 when I'm at a point that overlooks the skyline
>Its a crisp fall early morning
>Sades :hang on to your love plays on my phone
>cruising under the city lights to the music
>perfect drive home

bumperino

>3rd gear going uphill
>listen to glorious revs in the power band
>reach the top of the hill and upshift perfectly into 4th
>engine relaxes into cruising speed as I go downhill

> be me
>know were cop is
>person trying to pass me and being edgy and switching lanes
>block them next to this slower car
>finally let them go
>they fly around me and slam on the brakes
They didn't get pulled over because I guess the cop just wanted to be there.

pick up gf from work take the highway to go home its like 1 am we decide to take a cruse around downtown and take pic in front of Trump Tower

see fellow honda accords next to me in both lanes me in my acura tl i hit the blinker to get into the left the two asshole wont let me get out the lane missed my turn while the jerks laughed
HONDA/ACURA ARE EVIL BROTHERS THAT HATE EACHOTHER

Its not so much a satisfying moment as it is a satisfying situation. I moved a year ago and literally haven't seen a cop on the road. Blows my mind, they just don't patrol around here. I moved from an area where the cops bought consumer-spec F-250 XLTs so they can just drive over your car for breaking the law. Since moving speed is of no concern or consequence, its a beautiful thing.

>Me at a BLM protest
>Lay on the ground in the middle of the road with fellow comrades
>Musta and 86 drivers stop and get out and start telling at us
>I smile and laugh my ass off
>Notice the miata owner eyeing the 86 owner
>They grab each other by the balls and kiss
>mfw

>doing speed limit at night
>someone inna 300C starts tailgating me
>drop a gear and dissapear into the night.

i am not sure if this is a good thing

Washington State here. Police now enforce the rule and pull over anyone not strictly passing in the left lane

I-it isn't too late to feel those feels again is it?

>this was a rule anywhere in north america ever
You fucking lower 48 cucks

???
It was always a law in Washington State, they just started enforcing it recently. It's shit but WA is by no means a flyover

WA might as well join the EU and start taking refugees if they're gonna make the left lane passing only. That was and is always a European rule

>hit touge
>pakr on side of road after tougay
>the few last cars on the road at that time of night slow the fuck down to oogle at some of the rarest japanese sportscars while we smoke and shoot shit
feels good being part of a gang

>take refugees
Seattle's already a sanctuary city and complete shit. Legitimately awful and extremely expensive unless you're homeless, black, or an illegal

Enjoy your brand new Recalloma. The only decent small truck from Toyota is the Hilux or the old "Pickups".

Did you get the rear diff gasket recall done yet?

What about the crankshaft position sensor recall?

Satisfying Moment: user is in high school editon

>be me
>hot shit in e46 328i
>aftermarket shit under hood
>sub box in trunk
>sun roof/windows down
>qt3.14 in passenger
>blaring some rap
>exiting parking lot
>pass pedestrian fags
>tires chirping around the corner and onto the freeway

Cosplaying as a hood rat?

nah I just like being a young piece of shit sometimes. also, having a girl in the passenger just makes you feel a certain feel.

Im not really sure either.

>be me, young attractive qt3.14
>start hanging out with this guy, user, kinda weird and quite, but I like that in a guy
>he's super proud of his car and always tells me about it, know nothing other than its a car, shake my head and smile whenever he talks about it
>getting food together, he turns up the radio in a parking lot all of a sudden as we go to leave
>"an...user its kinda loud,shouldn't we turn it down, everyone's giving you dirty looks"
>can't hear me, the shitty music hes blasting drowns my kawaii voice out, I slink lower and lower into my seat to avoid the dirty looks
>finally pulling out of the parking lot, thank god
>right as we go to leave, a family goes to cross the street right in front of us, yell to warn user but he can't hear me
>watch as his side mirror comes inches from these pedestrians, right as user gives it a lot of gas to leave
>car doesn't actually speed up, but it gets a lot louder from that really nice muffler he put on it from autozone
>small child of family starts crying as dad flips us off
>mfw I realize ide be better off hanging out with actual niggers

kek'd hard. she was my gf of 3 years at the time. and I promise it goes faster in muh power band. she gave me shit but still sucked my dick so who cares.

lmao

Let me spoil your youth a bit, tupac is a actually a homosexual.
He had a relationship with elton john.

lmao implying I listen to shit like tupac. implying I give a fuck who fucks who.

>coming to Veeky Forums to spread celebrity gossip

Can't wait for summer to be over friends

eat shit wiggaboii
I bet you suck dicks

nothing else to say so you make further assumptions about who I am. naisu

>implying im implying
>assuming im assuming
i triggered your craving for black dick didn't i you lil wiggaboii

#rekt

>driving eastbound on I-10 in Florida back home
>brand new black Escalade with Texas plates driving 15 over the 70 mph limit and passing everyone
>i'm already doing 80 mph in my Suburban so I swing in behind him and trail him for the next 50 miles of interstate at a fun, engaging pace
>a left lane hogging crossover with New York plates appears
>he runs up to their rear bumper; they're doing 67
>Escalade switches to the right lane to try and pass, gets slowed down
>I roll up alongside him, behind left lane blocker, look right over at him
>stick hands out in disbelief, "what the fuck is this shit?" surprised look on my face
>Escalade bro (hispanic looking, wealthy, clean-cut with shaved head, nice collared shirt and watch) sees me and cracks up, shrugs his shoulders. "i dunno what to do man"
>we play a short game of charades trying to figure out how to get past this knuckleheaded snowbird; eventually after multiple high beam flashes and short honks they get the hint and move over
>let Escalade through, we resume our mini speeder convoy and get off on the same exit another 100 miles down the road

That shared moment of mutual frustration was precious. Thanks Escaladebro. Best of luck and hope other anons can meet someone else who gets it

continued
>Escalade bro pulls in at the nearest gas station
>I pull in as well to meet this lovely and wealthy, clean looking nice clothed hispanic beast of a man
>i suggest i could suck his dick in the bathroom
>I get on my knees
>pull down his pants
>stick hands out in disbelief, "what the fuck is this shit?" surprised look on my face

cont

I didn't write this. I bet you get angry at people who drive decommissioned cop cars too

>driving speed limit in the road head lane
>BMW passes me on the right shoulder doing 100+MPH???
>BMW cuts across two lanes and nearly takes out a state trooper
>BMW guy slams on the brakes and the trooper immediately lights him up
>they both pull over up the road
>mfw the trooper without any hesitation rips some hadji looking mother fucker out of the car and slams his face into the pavement, knee jammed into his face and slaps cuffs on him

troopers are fucking awesome man. Check this timestamp video out; the trooper doesn't even say a word, just drops the boomer in seconds

youtu.be/EYz_7VFVa4g?t=271

Some fucking bootlickers in here.

>bootlickers

uh oh someone's teacher hit them a little too hard in public school, everyone watch out

Go back to r/latestagecapitolism until school starts back up fag

>door open
>jumps out of his car quickly with his finger pointed at the officer
>walks towards him
Surprised he didn't get shot

>"racing" guy (following him doing 80 in a 55)
>see blacked out charger in the distance
>coast down to the speed limit
>passes us
>sure enough, it's highway patrol
>see him brake and do a uturn and flip on the lights
>pull over thinking in fucked
>he flies right past me and pulls the other guy over