/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>renegades losing to tier 10 local team

lmao

I am confused. Thought you mean Niko and Kassad.

My theory is that online kassad has been coaching them but since they're at lan nexa is igling solo and he just sucks at it cause he hasn't played tier 1 cs before

>13 rounds
>one person has 5 kills

16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0

Good news is that most people are asleep and wont see this embarrassment

>15-0
>lets take a 2 min break
>16-0
fucking esl

Except for Australians though lmao

i feel good

>tfw finally a tournament in my timezone
>thread is dead

wew

this is by far the funniest pro game I've ever watched

thanks oz

There needs to be a renegades betting chart which basically just says bet high when they're underdogs and don't bet when they're favourites.

How is he feeling right now?

Chiefs made a mistake just rushing A. A slow round would have made RNG panic.

Pretty good because he abandoned ship at the right time.

oh my gosh please be my gf pansy

I want to worship her feet.

I hope SPUNJ tears their arsehole lmao

i wish spunj tear my asshole lmao

>australian tier 7 teams to astralis vs faze
this is one helluva tournament

rain need a diet

Why should I ever play on private rankings like FACEIT or ChallengeMe over regular matchmaking. Seems like they're "fake" ranks and full of smurfs

>two cobble permaban teams playing cobble

Niko?

more like Cucko LMFAO

cuckigan
cucku
cuckoshima
cuck
cucko

evens i play a match

odds i watch the match

dubs/trips: end my life finally

cuckice
cucke
cuckeeh
cuckbye
cuck9x

the average skill level is higher so you'll improve a lot quicker compared to mm

good banter

haha XD

cuckest
CuCk_RiGhT
cuxist
cucken
cuckberg

delete this

i usually call kio cuckoldshima

cuck clan
cuckralis

I've never played this game except for some CSS mod servers.

What maps do I put on?

Nig9x

cuck2

Just say Asstralis like the rest of us.

cs_office, cache, cobble and canals.

de_favela

>>cuck48153

Noopewildy1rs : god bless The girl Who is talking love her voice i whish i had lime her voice but im.a guy :laughing:

Ok, all these on except for de_hue because it doesn't exist.

Why is D2 the only map with a sequel?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=123518981

???

will this shitty game ever have balanced pistols and smgs? why are those values so hard to tweak

>that blatant lock by zipnix

Balance = cheap guns are useful.

Balance = Terrorists need to be just as powerful as cts

Balance = let's add a stupid gimmick to this new gun to balance it. Low ROF, long pullout time, or it takes a second for it to shoot lol

hes just an another timthetatman who like shit music from postmalone

because dude tec-9 forcebuys lmao

1tap btw

>play with silver 4 friend
>Lose badly, enemy team has anime
>Play with mg 1 friend
>Top frag and win ez, enemy is not anime

Hmmmmm

damn faze really thought they are the best team in the world

Why would you have a name like that, aren't you just asking to get banned?

upboated xd

weak flick desu

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why would you post a webm of urself cheating idiot
fiucking kill yourself you wast eof peie

why isnt there a 1080p60 stream for this?

T H A N K S
G A B E

yeah?
wheres the proofs lad

jks has a sexy voice

tfw no good streams on

>playing alone b on cache, no one will help me
>terrorists literally go b twice in 15 rounds
>teammates lose a or mid consistently
>omg yellow why are you 4-14 u suck
>miss any shot while someone is speccing me
>HAHA YELLOW OMG YOU SUCK
>get kicked after we lose t-side pistol and score is 11-5

>going for retakes you can't win

start pushing every round if they keep going a you mong, or al least tell one of the tards to fuck off b because obviously they can't do shit on a

Lmao forest and friberg are just complete dead weight and a lot of it

If they only went B twice out of the fifteen rounds why were you squatting on it so hard?

Having CTs on both bomb sites isn't some gospel rule you have to abide by.

After a couple rounds realizing they never go B you should have started pushing through B to flank them garage or support your teammates mid. For those off 2-3 rounds they went B you're still better off alive rotating for a retake then getting overwhelmed by numbers on site alone.

If your team is getting shitty at you for not clutching every single round, demand that you take the side they keep losing.

Same story happened to me on cache except the opposite bombsite.
>Losing one round after another, 1-6
>I held A single handedly and almost never lose a 1v2 there, but something doesn't feel right with the game
>always had to rotate B into terrorists already set up, saving occasionally, but bottom fragging with low deaths
>You fucking suck, look at your score, my back is sore from this carry, why are you always last alive etc
>they're telling the enemy team how shit I am and trying to kick me
>enemy team catches on and starts trying to lay into me
>complain about my fucky ping, they claim I'm making excuses
>get sick of my team after losing another clutch round
My exact words as a response to their latest bullshit
>Maybe if you would stop fucking dying and feeding them kills like bots I wouldn't have to retake all the goddamn time
>disconnected randomly without telling them, a round later, changed my interp_ratio to 2
>A fair bit of rage from 2 of them later
>Fuck you guys, someone swap with me, I'm taking B, you obviously can't fucking hold it
>Nobody goes onto site with me, instead three hang back and team bait me, while the other goes A.
>instead of rolling over like a cuck I take out 4 and die, then the glory hog top fragger gets the last one and a defuse
>talk shit to my team in a big way, they shut the hell up and basically don't even make calls
>I don't need em tho
>Consistently decimate enemy team, get into the swing of things and start clutching out when the terrorists ended up trying to avoid me and going to A or through mid
>By half time the enemies didn't win a single game since I went on my rampage, one of the enemy team leaves and I'm laffin, start getting smug at the enemy team, since my own team shut the fuck up
>Close up the game by saying "If only you guys were better"
>mass disconnects

>forest
>not gtr

try again sweetie

It blows my mind how seriously people take MM as if their existence was defined by their rank.

Nobody wants to admit that they're playing on a silver / GN level, everyone is a GE level player.

Just like everyone on Veeky Forums benches 3 plate, or that all of Veeky Forums has 140+ IQ, or that people graduate and make 300k starting

Anyone who takes Valvo MM stats or rank seriously should neck themselves. There's so many variables out of your control in those games you can't get any sort of accurate read on a player except maybe raw aim?

I don't take rank seriously, but I take my performance seriously. If I get carried and win I'm salty. If I carry and lose I'm fine.

draken and his mediocrity fit really well in NiP

The boy had twice the kills of anyone else on the team last game

apologize

Just coming back to the game after quitting for about half a year, had lost most of my inventory because of an account breach that Volvo couldn't do shit about.

Which trade-ups have decent profit atm? I'd consider 50/50 if the potential gain is high enough

> lost most of my inventory because of an account breach that Volvo couldn't do shit about.

learn to use a mobile authenticator

>>disconnected randomly without telling them, a round later, changed my interp_ratio to 2
What does this do? I know it has to with your connection speed. I don't know what I have it on. I usually have 50-76 ping on non-central NA servers. About 20-30 on central NA. My game will also lag or rubberband for a second or tow about 5-6 times a match.

>topfrag on a lost map
>bottomfrag on the map they won
:thinking:

>having a smartphone
hahaha oh wow

rare dazed, ddk, and james cast

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=xc8pxVZtNzs#profile-0=undefined

>dazed, ddk, and james cast
I didn't know how badly I wanted this.

>not having a smartphone in 2017

Why is Fnatic using a standin? What happened to JW?

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>He doesn't know
He had a heart attack, man.

Shit really?

I guess looking so much like a pig caught up to him.

Shouldn't have betted on fnatic - nip then. Oh well. Serves me right for not doing correct research.

Am I the only one around here who thinks Valve ranked system is completely retarded?

Out of last 7 games I won 2. But bear with me.
My scores:
37/20 W
24/23 T
21/16 L
33/23 L
17/20 L
22/8 W
16/20 L
Do I really deserve a demote for this? I am doing what I can...

Score doesn't mean shit.

I know. But I was the one who did all the shit in most games. Those people have crosshair at knee level, 0.003 sensitivity, can't speak english and don't know a single smoke. This is so fucking frustrating... Like I put 1-2 hours into aim training, I tokk the time to learn many useful smokes... And I am supposed to be ranked the same as this random idiot?