So basically I'm interested in buying a car (my first one) and I always liked and wanted to have a BMW...

I'm from Europe too. BMW is a luxurious car, maybe not this exact model, but it is considered a fancy car.

except sluts are not impressed by civics or hatchbacks.

Don't fucken know, but yeah i agree they look shitty

But the ones that are probably do anal.

this

They all do anal.

What car should I drive to impress asian chicks, im asking for a friend...

The most gaudy German piece of shit you can afford to finance

in Australia brands like BMW and Mercedes are generally considered rich/high class cars because they don't export out their affordable ranges.

Nissan Skyline