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History is fun and so is fantasy

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Burn this heretic.

I need news so badly. I am jonesing so badly for more content.

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Daily reminder that deep down all elf bois crave beastwoman cunt.

Is there any way to make the storm of chaos event actually piss-pants worthy?

Old friend pls be a chaos rework.[/spoiler[

something something bones something something

Do beastmen have females though?

I lend my calcium to thee, brave Skelly!

Get a better bad guy for Chaos obviously.

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I lend my calcium to thee, brave Skelly!

Chaos Dwarves one day.

I want to make little saplings with that tree.

Low quality mate.

Beastwomen are gentle and caring creatures after they're done raping you to exhaustion

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I lend my calcium to thee, brave Skelly!

H-he's fast! (for a dwarf)

>mudslimes this triggered

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>finish reading brunner the bounty hunter
>want to genocide bretonnians.
Who do I pick as starting LL lads?

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That's the literally who, with Warhammer Online.

yup

however, they aren't mentioned in any book

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willy king mentioned it in his G&F books
he also has a thing for rape.

>thunderers firing by rank in Orcslayer
>in tww all firearm infantry just shoot when they feel like it
>still no reload animations
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wonder if there are manchildren on Veeky Forums who will want to play lizardmen unironically.

I laughed honestly. It takes a lot of effort to be that stale.

Seriously, there are so many things you could insult muslims about, but Sandniggers and Suicide bombers is like the oldest thing there is. The fact that you expected me to rage and cry at something people call me every day is even funnier. Bravo.

Oh also, pic related.

Crossbows have reload animations.

>Beastwomen - Beastwomen are female and, compared to the beastmen, are shy and gentle.

Would you marry a beastwoman?

>he's actually this mad
>he's actually a mudbomb
lmaoing @ ur lyfe & ur prophet

>Literally posting failed christian wars.

Bet you're going to post George Bush next kek.

Why do you think people are trying to be funny?
Its just the facts.

>still responding
>still mad

Beastwomen only deserve an arrow in the neck.

They're not, they're trying to trigger me. The problem being Muslims hear the suicide bomber joke every day, at this point it just makes us laugh. It's more fun to just keep replying and watch them try their best.

>Letting out 700 years of pent up losers bitterness.

Bet you're going to post another meme now, shit one more and I'll be on the verge of tears.

Any must-have mods for total war warhammer? Just started playing. Wood elves and beastmen expansions worth it? Is there any way to pirate them?

>churchill couldn't conquer that with the best navy in the world and most incompetent turks at the gates
Beady BTFO.

>Any must-have mods for total war warhammer?
No.
Wood elves and beastmen expansions worth it?
Yes.

*Beastwomen deserve a human child in the belly

FTFY

go to the steam underground forums
sign up to view their links.

Also, Crysnos' mods are a enhanced vanilla edition mod.

>STILL buttblasted enough to reply
im just lynching your nigger senpai is this your first time on Veeky Forums or something?

>nigger
rude.

A bit degenerate (like most christians), but otherwise pretty good. What else do you have?

>Mods

Celtiks AI Buildings and Recruitment
Ultimate Minor Settlements pack for Grand Campaign
Building Progression Icons
Resized Lords and Heroes

As for DLC, I'd say wait for sale.

Me, I'm that manchild.

Reddit rats?
Lizardmanchildren?

why are lizardmen more manchild than other factions

Experiencing my first naval combat. I really needed a break from Warhammer.

Best queen when ?

battle pilgrims or men at arms (shields) for anvil though?

Battle pilgrims if you don't want to use squires.

old friend

There are no interesting historical settings left and creating a new historical total war is a secondary project akin to giving a pacifying toy to a screeching autist.

squires dont have shields though

>dem witch elf designs
>dem high elf princess designs.
Bueno.

Ok guys we can stop pretending to like warhammer, the joke has gone long enough.

When the gang rape mechanic are added to Beasties

so what do grown-up manly man like you is going to play?

>There are no interesting historical settings left
you just have shit taste family

She's not an elf tho

I'm quite sure crossbows don't...

Only normal bows

was i talking about crossbows fgt
crossbows do

Well I don't know but I've been told, Tsarina pussy is mighty cold.

High elves, the most aesthetic of all factions.

Any good mod for attila?

>Wood Elves mini campaign
>if you bring to the camera close to Modryn, a place where sunlight never comes, it gets darker
>if you bring it to Anmyr, a realm that's struggling with Chaos corruption, it's always raining, there are strange, pulsing growths here and there, some trees are withered and leafless, the rest have turned brown like it's autumn
>Atylwyth, a land supposed to be covered in ice and snow, is indeed covered in ice and snow, and the frozen dryads and other things are also there

Huh, the campaign map here is pretty accurate and well polished. [/spoiler]Still not enough to justify 17,49 yuros though.[/spoiler]

I dont know,you tell me

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>Wood Elves legendary
>staying in my own forest
>not doing anything wrong
>half the old world already delcared war on me
huh

pretty much this.
the empire is more aesthetic though.
AE
never ever

>Archaon try to rape his way to the empire
>This happen
>End Times averted !

fote

>baboon
>French
>Poles
>toasters

unironically this tbqh

>Heavy Metal intensifies

Fire by rank was always broken and ahistorical. Reload animations were bad and didn't look at all like how a musket was actually loaded.

The game is better off without them tee bee aitch.

you deserve it

So long as they're not as diplomatically bad as Wood Elves then I will not be making a point to genocide them, how ever if they do turn out to be massive faggots, they will be burnt down to the ground and their island will be sunk.

Now post the one with the fire girl

How about a bunch of neutered slaves took over your mightiest empire from the inside because the Shahs were too lazy to actually administrate?

W-what fire girl ?

>Frozen 2 confirmed
Her line for line for denying a diplomatic request is going to have "let it go" shoehorned in.

warhamz related post, is vermintide worth getting on sale if you dont have any friends to play with?

This is total war general not warhammer general