/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>playing arena

Alright, we get it, Chucklenuts. While you're sittin' at your desk playin' as some fat bald sandwich eatin' bastahd, I'm busy stunning people like you with my freakin' sweet Sandman then eatin' your sandwich myself.
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post and rate frenchmen

>game rewards you more for lining up easy shots with the sandman+cleaver rather than for getting long range hits with the cleaver

>that guy who bought 102 crates never delivered

>enter shitty 24/7 CTF turbine server
>a crew of players also join
>they begin coordinating pushes and making complex plans over the all-team mic
>loudly commentate anything we try to do
>generally handle a 24/7 turbine server with max srsness
>initially get our asses kicked
>they are so busy running their tryhard offense we just keep getting guys sneaking past them and taking their intel
>eventually the silent, non-communicating underdogs defeat them
>the next round they don't say shit
I have nothing against tryhard, but please shut the fuck up on casual servers

but i main pyro
and i like the cleaver by itself

I like the military look but it still doesn't excuse that shit revolver skin

>use phlog
>med kritzes me

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>played turbine against xanman earlier
feelsgoodman

my alt kit

the biggest problem with those idiots is that both teams can hear one another so they are also telling others their plans

that, but on top of it, they KNOW mics were set to all teams. just annoying. if they coordinate and stomp my team, good on them, just don't make me listen to all of the tryhard tactical lingo they are shouting to each other

It was my first contract reward and it ended up being FN
I just wish the grip had a different pattern

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I am a bad spy but I crafted the shirt today so voila

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wearing only one cosmetic is nice

Why the heck was the exorcizer made all-class anyway?

fuck if i know but i wont complain
except for the fact that its on soldier, that makes no sense

Hot off the presses.

youtube.com/watch?v=oZ40R27292c

fempyro does things to my dick i wish it didnt

this

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created ME

i really only like what people managed to think up with the eyes. that paint shit is genius and makes the character actually seem cute. not sure why they always make the character fat though

so this is the power of demoknight........

how do you get the game to look like quake?

>If god had wanted you to live he would not have created MGE

youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk?t=5m15s

editing something with nvidia inspector

just google what you wrote +tf2

Is this third world tf2? For pennies a day your money would provide a child with a computer capable of running tf2?

doesn't look like quake at all, but if you are referring to the lack of texture filters, mat_filterlightmaps 0 and mat_filtertextures 0

it saves maybe 2 frames
lol

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that was enjoyable but i still don't understand the appeal, maybe im just low test

this whole video is embarrassing.

his strawman is actually correct the majority of the time, especially with his last point of just not playing pyro. either that or it's just made up complaints no one makes, or not even complaints at all. its made better by the fact that he hardly even argues with his own strawman, as if saying truths in a whiny voice suddenly doesnt make them true.

I love Neptune's Nightmare but goddamn why does it have to clip with every single piece of body cosmetic for pyro

I also like the Neptune. It looks okay with flashdance footies + space diver.

youtube.com/watch?v=lqlLGNhGvDE

quality

Fuck you guys for making me upset the guitar isn't available on the Pyro and for making me make this

good taste in vidya

hey sorry for taking so long long story about cats and homeless people.
also ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP????

me

i'm tf up

Smoke it babyyy

200% ready

im down, but im up

Stayed up specifically for this. Let's go, nigga.

>tfw have the items for this and dress like this from time to time

>supporting valve's shitty behaviour

youre the reason they dont add anything but cases and cosmetics to the game

I'll be up for hours son.

just traded my botkiller wrench with a robots destroyed part for a factory new butchered bird grenade launcher

i wonder if that guy knew it doesnt track robots killed by your sentry

DO IT

>people that know trade maps better than they know official maps

well went as good as i supposed it did...BUT WAIT >w>

I haven't played tc_hydro since orange box for ps3 and I'm a trade server admin. Fight me :P

uh oh

hmmmm....

is it a basic killstreak spy-cicle kit?

well come on man dont leave us hanging

>not exclusively playing the high skill cap classes demoman and pyro

lol noob

XwX
aces high hat of cards

magnificent mongolian with shitty effect.

>not using a trip
How am I supposed to know when you tell us the answer?
Newfriends, seriously.

>professional rocket launcher, shotgun, AND scattergun kit
you won. everything else is pure profit.

>17 keys
>7 keys
>14 keys
38 keys isn't 102 keys buddy.

BUHBUHBUH HE HASNT REVELED WHATS UNDER THE QUESTION MARK YET YOU DUMMY

Whatever it is, it isn't pure profit.

hmmm not bad, thought you where gonna get nothing but basics

>have 2.2k hours in tf2
>ow came out
>havent touched tf2

I wanna get back into TF2 but a lot of the servers I used to play on no longer exist. Anyone know any decent 32 player servers?

you gonna post it or what homo?

(you) was right :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI

TELL US ALREADY

rip

Damn son, and it only took 300$

>check price
>11 keys
OK, you just fucked up royally on this, sempai.

And this, children, is why we don't gamble.

>probably worth less than some of those pro kits

"ahh im sorry m8" - long distance shoot head man

>its eleven keys
at least you got some neato kits right dude

Now you have a hat reminding you of all the money you blew

on the bright side you probably just funded the entire tf2 team for like a whole week all by yourself

"it costs 300$ to unbox this hat for 12 seconds"

245 cent custom keys

can you atleast post the sheens and effects of the killstreaks so i can get the taste of vomit out of my mouth

comon man i had high hopes

i dunno i guess it could be worse....but not really
Can we post heavys to help me get over this sick felling in my stomach, also if possible plz meme my stupid ass to the highest claibur, it would help

it's themed because genghis khan is a famous mongolian and he stole and pillaged