>buy manual car even though I don't know how to drive one. >get the basics down over the weekend and on my own on Monday. >qt girl is working with me that day. >offer her a ride since she is on my way home. >forgot I'm driving a manual now. >traffic slows down and end up stopping on a hill. >oh shit, never did a hill start. >end up stalling like a million times. people honking. me being in panic mode trying different things people told me like handbrake start etc. >nothing seems to be working cos I wasn't doing it right. >bus she would've caught drives past. >feels bad to the max man >eventually fluke it and get it. >I'm obviously distressed and humiliated but manage to get her home. >I get home and just crawl straight into bed. >do the same thing for about 2 weeks because of how bad it made me feel.
at least she was nice about it and knew I was new to driving a manual and says she is proud of me when I finally got the hang of hill starts.
she started taking driving lessons and said she wants to give a manual a go since she saw first hand what it took to learn lmao.
should I offer to teach her? if I do think she will give gas money?
Jace Ross
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Ian Smith
You posted this same shitty thread few days ago and it got insta-buried. No one gives a fuck about your dumb fake story you no car having summer bitch. By the time your old enough to drive manuals won't even be around so stop fantasizing now.
And I'm the future, when you are old enough to talk to girls, dont expect gas money. Girls never pay for their own gas so they have no concept of using someone else's.
Charles Rivera
Savage
Hudson Diaz
Haha BASED, liberals BTFO!
Andrew Green
>be bachelor making a shitload of money >daily drive extremely unimpressive vehicle >cute broad delivers some shit to my office one day >get into conversation for some reason >wannagrabadrink.tga >go pick her up in my daily >immediately becomes a cunt because it looks like I'm a poorfag >fast forward 6 months >been dating this girl for a solid two months and she doesn't seem to care that I drove a poorfag car >ask her if she wants to come back to my place >holy shit, user >it's not MTV cribz, but for a 25 year old it's bretty nice >starting to get serious, she spends more time at my pad than hers >decide that we should try cohabiting >moving her stuff >"my roommate is going to help bring a car full" >roommate is the fucking girl from scene one who acted a cunt because I picked her up in a mint, and impeccably clean shitbox >gf's roommate is sulking >they get in a fight >roommate leaves never speaks to gf again >fast forward 8 years >girlfriend is now wife with two kids >wonder sometimes if roommate is still salty as fuck
Jaxson Adams
tfw no gf tfw not a bachelor making $800k/hr at 25 years old
Christopher Thomas
>tfw everyone on Veeky Forums is a mid 20 something loveable loser with a heart of gold and a 80k/yr job >sureeeeeeee
Hudson Hill
Joke's on you, I'm a cynical 21 year old loser with no job at all.
Mason Nelson
>tfw daddies car is better than no car
Anthony Edwards
>driving 8 year old sister around >she finds razor... thing in center console >picks it up and outs a big slash into the door handle >pull over and yell at her for not respecting other people's property and ask how she would feel if I cut up her stuff
and that's how I realized that you should keep kids away from anything you care about
Anthony Turner
I'm a 36 year old cynical software architect making 150k, some would probably say that I have a heart of gold because I'm always helping people get a hand up on their situation, but I am a sarcastic douche.
Luis Baker
What's the difference between software and cynical software?
Samuel Turner
I railed my fiance in the back of my Bronco a few weeks ago, in a parking lot at night. She tried to be quiet but she moaned pretty loud when she climaxed. And I came on her stomach.
Ayden Morales
I'm a 28 year old cashier
Asher Peterson
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Austin Barnes
pics of your fiancee? just side face or something like that? she better not be fat
Dominic Miller
>I'm 29. >I make $60k/yr at my day job >I have a $2m trust fund and inherited a nice house that is paid off. >tfw no gf
Christopher Johnson
What year bronco? How's the space back there? Been thinking about buying one to do long road trips/camping excursions in.
Benjamin Powell
Can I have $20?
Easton Russell
>she finds razor... thing in center console
It's your car and you don't even know what you cut the coke with?
Noah Bailey
>go on a summer roadtrip with a female friend >she's qt, small and has big boobs >everything is great but her feet >she decides to take pictures in/on the car >"hey user can I put feet on your steering wheel and take photos?" >remember her ugly feet and fat toes >tell her that feet are dirty and it's stupid talking pics with feet on wheel >don't want to offend her feet >she starts to nag and throw a fit >I agree only if she wipes the wheel clean with tissues >tfw she wiped the feet before and the wheel after taking pics >everytime I drive I remember the horrible feet >she still thinks her feet are pretty
Brody Murphy
Seems likr everyone on Veeky Forums but me is exactly that. I'm turning 25 and starting a $10/hr helpdesk job
Luis Allen
[spoiler]Post feet[/spoiler]
Jordan Jackson
Naw man. I'm a mid thirties cynical asshole that works on trucks. You ain't alone
Josiah Richardson
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Samuel Howard
Totally acceptable looking feet.
Jaxon Foster
>tfw gf has really cute feet >but they have an eye-watering smell to them >her used socks are radioactive with stench
Carter Rivera
>fat toes >deformed feet >totally acceptable feet as a feet person I simply cannot accept these feet as acceptable and neither should you. Trust me, in person they are more grotesque then you can ever imagine. As I said, everything is great, tight body, huge boobs, cute face but horrible feet
Wyatt Adams
>have gf >do car things together >let her drive my cars >no problems >even a RHD manual in the US
It must suck to suck
Colton Adams
She's tall and skinny.
1978. Lots of space. No regerts
:-)
Jacob Morris
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Isaiah Walker
I dunno bro, i'm not even a feet person and I can tell those feet are kind of fugly.
They look like they belong on a pudgy midget.
Jason Stewart
>that's that shit i don't like
Justin Green
>girls in your car stories n/a
Benjamin Lee
yeah those are some shit feet.
How do I bring up with my gf that I want to do feet stuff with her. I'm too embarrassed.
I used to do feet stuff with my best friend when we used to hook up when we were younger (I lost my virginity to her when I was a teen). when I told her I don't do feet stuff with my gf she started making fun of me saying to just tell her I'm into it.
also how do I get my gf to like my friend? ever since they met I get the vibe my gf doesn't like her very much, as in she is more standoffish and not as open with her as she is with my other female friends.
she has never said anything negative about my friend and I never told her that we used to fool around when we were younger, but yeah she still doesn't seem to like her.
is my gf supposed to know about me and my friend's sexual history? because I feel like that would damage relations further.
Leo Thomas
>22 year old airplane mechanic making barely 22k a year >no gf >nothing good >only got my car >i love my car
Benjamin Cruz
this is a Veeky Forums board last time I checked, but Current gfs are always jelly of your ex or close female friends, either it works or it doesn't. If you were intimate with your friend your gf can sense some tension or you told her for some reason. Telling about past sexual partners is a no-no for me, either be it number or just showing who you slept with, it's a discrete matter imho. If you plan on going more serious with your current gf and you built your relationship on honesty then I would tell her, but expect her to be angered, hurt or request you stop hanging out with your friend (I don't know your gf neither can I predict her actions). You should know best since you know your gf better, if there is nothing going behind the curtains with your ex and you want to have an honest relationship, tell her and tell her how trust is important and that she should know now instead of finding out later by accident. You can arrange a get together with a few friends including your ex and current gf, but if they don't tolerate each other, don't push it. As in feet stuff, it depends on your relationship, keep it honest and tell her you like her feet and would like to get more kinky with her feet, nothing wrong with that. There is nothing more wrong when you are sexually shut down and can't grow with your partner (excluding perversions and other more disturbing fetishes, but hell what do I know).
Samuel Davis
I rented a car earlier this week and let girl drive it even tho she is kinda a bad driver. We picked it up late at night and I left her with the keys until we left the next morning. I was really worried since they had my credit card on file.
She loved the little hamster car tho, so I had to let her drive it most of the time. Although when we got into the city, I drove and then let her take over for the highway driving.
4 days after returning it and still no crazy charges on my card so I think I'm ok.
Carson King
>tfw everyone on Veeky Forums is a mid 20 something with 80k/yr job Retired empty nester. Retirement income all sources is approx 30K/yr/aftertaxes without touching principals and I'm not even drawing SS yet. Yes, I am double dipping. Spouse still works with nice benefits package. The house and cars are all fully paid for. Despite one being retired, our household income is still well above the _median_ seattle household income of 80K annually.
We were lucky to make a living when the slices of pie were large. With the portion of pie so small for the other 90% of the population, I don't see how most people of the bottom 60% will avoid being wage slaves or social welfare consumers for their whole lives.
Jason Gutierrez
Just because I'm feeling generous. This should be ambiguous enough, and I'm the only one who has this picture.
Ryan Garcia
>let her drive my cars You better check your insurance policies to make sure they are insured. Many policies do not cover loaning out your car to a non-family member.
Thomas Ortiz
>be me >mid 20 something cynical misanthrope with a heard of ash and an $80k/yr job, probably $100k+ in a couple years >no debt, trust fund >not loaded, but my net worth is higher than 95% of 40 year olds >haven't done the deed in 10 years, literally never in my adult life >tfw when 6/10's occasionally flirt with me and my personality causes an immediate 360 moonwalk >I have accepted my wizardry and focus on hobbies/fitness now
end blogpost
Juan Wilson
just get a hooker, you cheap jew.
Cameron Reed
>Not virgin >accepted my wizardry That's not how it works
>t. Soon to be Wizard
Daniel Green
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Austin Bell
I exist in a different dimension. It's a new, raw wizardry, beyond virgin and non-virgin. Given the choice, I'd choose your fate over mine. You know, ignorance is bliss and all.
>t. Ascended Wizard
Parker Howard
meant for
Cooper Jenkins
Fuck you
Jose Campbell
Having one of these on your car ironically or not is maximum autism.
Thomas Davis
ITT: fiction
Bentley Thomas
> lonely 19yo virgin > furiously swiping on bumble on a friday afternoon, find this black chick, easy 9/10, add her snapchat > don't even match with her but she adds me right away > send a smug pic of my face with the caption: "would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?" > "I'd rather cuddle with you" > two messages later she tells me to pick her up at this bar distrinct at midnight > edge for about 6 hours to interracial breeding porn > 11PM, get in my nissan xterra, stuff like 10 condoms in my glovebox > put on my fingerless driving gloves, aviator sunglasses, and pop in my initial d nonstop mega mix CD > drive 15 miles to the opposite side of the city, going 10 over the whole way with a rock solid boner > arrive at the bar district, call her, tell her I arrived > she is hammered and doesn't even know what bar she is at > argue with her for nearly an hour trying to figure out where she is > finally she finds out that she is at a completely different bar, 15 minutes away > finally arrive and pick her up, shes wearing a midriff tank top and tight jeans > she has a tight stomach, firm breasts, and a thicc butt > nearly blow my load just standing next to her > cant go back to her place, she lives with her parents > we agree to go to a park and cuddle > sit down at a bench, shes on my lap, I stroke her hair, grab her ass and squeeze her tits > she starts to get really cold, even though its only 60 degrees outside > we get back in my car and drive to another park > sit in the back and cuddle some more in the rear end, got the seats folded down > its 2AM, she says she wants to go to sleep with me, but the floor of the trunk is hard plastic and she can't fall asleep > decide to drop her off at her place, agree to meetup sunday at my place to 'hang out' > drive all the way back home, so tired i might as well of been drunk > beat dick, pass out on bed > ask her to chill, says she doesn't do hookups
still aint fucked a girl to this day
Ayden Lopez
diabetic/10
Parker Morgan
>pick up girl for a date in my early 90s NSX >"ugh user this car is too low it's scary to be in"
Brody Brooks
When you get too old to live alone I'll move into your house and help you out, so long as you give me the house and half your remaining value when you croak >tfw destined to compete with indian h1b faggots for jobs for the rest of my life
Grayson Lewis
Should've fucked her in the park faggot
Isaiah Foster
you did good user
Zachary Watson
everyone in my car knows not to touch anything unless i let them. suppose the people in my life are just sort of respectful of others' belongings.
Gavin Morgan
>get qt gf in college >she really enjoys sitting next to me on the bench seat >we sing along to beastie boys really loudly >she giggles when I do a skid
it was nice until her anger issues interfered with finals, had to break up with her.
>tfw took her virginity >tfw still miss her sometimes, 3 year later
Kevin White
what if I am an asshole 30 year old with a 200k/year job?
David Price
Part 1 >Meet this girl through this other girl I banged a few times, her brother's girlfriend >Before she introduces me asks me "PLEASE, user do not fuck this girl" >"Okay" (what an interesting thing to say, hmmm) >Girl is a total alleycat, making all kinds of perverted jokes and shit obviously they've been "girl talking" about me >Drive them both around in my old Lebaron convertible end up smoking them out and doing a double feature Cannonball (1976) then Equinox (1970) >She sends me a private message later "Want to know a secret? I was soaking wet the whole time"
Part 2 >Girl messages me about 11pm "user, these two drunk bi girls came to my BFs house trying to party and I gotta get them outta here come take them" >Borrow Dad's Lesabre (4 more whores) and drive over there >All three pile in, girl in the front with me the "couple" in the back it's some fat dyke and this little blonde waif who is clearly super wasted >Take them all back to my place >Turns out this is a case of this fat ugly bitch uses a young innocent girl to get stuff for herself from people: drugs, dick, etc >Little blondie climbs onto my leg facing me, puts her face against my neck and starts stroking my chest and rubbing her muffin against my knee >Other two girls are amused as I struggle to decide if this is a situation where I'm going to whip my dick out or not >Just then, in comes the one occasional visitor of mine who would drop by after midnight >Throws a monkey wrench into the whole thing since he was eyeing Girl and I'd have been stuck with just Tubbs and maybe-passed-out girl >Take their drunk asses back to Girl's BF's when they're ready to pass out >Turns out to be a good thing as the next day I check Myspace and little girl turned out to be fucking 12 years old >Still real good for my rep though
cot'd
Nicholas Murphy
> stuck in LA traffic > need to piss so empty out arizona green tea and relieve myself > throw it under seat and forget about it > couple days later have qt 3.14 in car > she says she thirsty > look around and find green tea, forgot it was a piss bottle > give it to her > she takes a sip > apparently didn't notice she was drinking old urine > couple hours later she complains about stomach ache > mfw_I_remember.jpg
Asher Kelly
This really made me sad and I'm not sure why.
Brody Gomez
>go to the JDM corner in the genral once-a-week car meet in city >girl in supra jumps out and runs over to my car all excited >saying she really fucking wants one >laugh and take shit off the side seat and let sit in and inspect the car.
Ian Diaz
Your pee must not taste half bad
Michael Ramirez
user I.... how can anyone fuck up this bad?
Sebastian Murphy
This was 4 years ago and to this day I have never spoken to her of it. She has no idea why she got sick that day.
Connor Bell
if you live in hawaii that's my friend's sister. looks like her
Jeremiah Cook
Part 3 >Be into RCs, have fat sack of greatest ever JWH-018 >Girl has had to move out to the shit-town because her BF stole a refrigerator from public housing or some shit >Texts me "user, I haven't had a buzz in so long I'm afraid my slutty dissociative identity is going to come out you gotta help me" >lolokay this should be good - primo up a black and mild and drive the 30+ minutes through country roads to shitsville >Pick her up off the street, "Hey Girl hows life in Shitsville?" >"I'm not Girl, Silly. I'm her twin sister Amanda" >Okay cool. Smoke this, Amanda >Starts going on this huge tangent about how her "sister" keeps her locked in her room all the time and all she wants to do is get out and party, sometimes loses track of if it's "her sister" or the BF >Yeah okay well we're on this long drive back to my place to get you wasted so why don't you play with my dick?" >Proceed to get the hottest hand job ever starting out sort of reluctant but it turning her on as she goes, starts licking my precum off, getting her tiny hands all slobbery and eventually gets excited enough to really start sucking it but having to go back to her hand when her mouth can't stay open so wide >Get her back to my place and dumbly let her have access to pure powder while I'm setting up a camera and "up-and-under" light (learned to have one from other shoots) >Get her on camera and interview her crazy ass for a bit while undressing her as she gets more and more incoherent >Put her ass in the cam, intending to have her on her hands and knees the whole time sucking my dick >She literally passes out drooling on my cock >Hmmm okay >Get her passed out for like 20 minutes on cam before she comes back around and REALLY wants to fuck >Manage to get my dick halfway hard again and fuck this hot mess >Go on to fuck her lots more times, use her as a third etc after that but am sure to control her doses >BF finds out I banged his gf and sister >lol w/e they fat now
Cameron Nelson
>got grill in my car >directly injected her
Angel Flores
>have qt gf >have pigfat Camaro SS convertible >giggles or squeals every time I floor it >enjoys the top down on a good day Feels good man
Alexander Myers
This is like having a pet dog. You are fucking your dog and think she is cute.
>You monster
Ayden Jenkins
heres a good girl in my car story > > >
and another ride with my friend, because im feeling like typing stuff out > > >
Caleb Perry
>be 17 at the time >junior in HS >have single turbo FD 13b from rich family >cute girl in gov class >start talking to her >offer her a ride to school >pick her up >"this car is really really loud" she says >proceed to take it easy for a second >get to school >friend comes up and asked me to rev >2 step activate >scared the fuck out of her >shes still scared shitless of my car but i know shes hiding that she loves it
Tyler Anderson
she was very cute and innocent despite being 18, feels bad knowing I blew what was probably a once-off tier of relationship. Every woman over 20 seems washed up :^(
Gavin Watson
>be 33 >start dating 41 year old Asian woman >she's actually a great driver and and grew up driving stick in a BMW family >everything about my Miata turns her on and she drives it every chance she gets >I sell Miata and buy a Mustang because loltork murricav8 >she grew up in the south where only inbred hillbillies drove Mustangs and would throw beer bottles at asians >girlfriend doesn't want to drive my car any more
I broke up with her for actual reasons but now I hate the Mustang so maybe she had a point. Should have gotten an E36 like she wanted me to.
Connor Edwards
I do not live in Hawaii
Jordan Campbell
>is my gf supposed to know about me and my friend's sexual history
NO
>because I feel like that would damage relations further.
YES
Aiden Jones
Wait until you get into your 30s. Every woman will have been directly injected so many times they don't even look at you anymore. They just look past you.
You are just one more cock out of hundreds to strech their hole.
Easton Russell
Don't beat yourself up over it. You always remember the good in relationships more than the bad. I still love my first girlfriend from almost ten years ago but when I think about I realize she never could have carried a healthy relationship.
Angel Barnes
As a guy in his 30s who has dated women in their 30s-40s, this isn't true. Only some women are like that, just like only some teen/twentysomethings are club whores.
Wyatt Wood
I'm just hoping I keep my youthful look so I can punch below my age range if/when that happens.
>tfw you tell people you graduated last year and they ask where you want to go to college
true that, I just try to keep past relationships out of mind
Dominic Hughes
>since she saw first hand what it took to learn lmao literally my first driving lesson ever I could do hill starts fine. I spent the first half hour going up a hill just using the clutch it's not fucking hard
Xavier Murphy
I don't know where you are but in my country no girl makes it through her 20s with out becoming a club whore. They are either great at it and lose all ability to form releationships, or they suck at it and develop such severe self esteme issues they can't form relationships.
Colton Watson
>be me >19 >drive shitbox hyundai >have gf >her friends make fun of her when they see her in my car >she doesn't care >fast forward 10 years >gf is now wife >just bought her a new sl63 amg >saw one of her old high school friends last week in a rusty neon
Wyatt Hughes
I legitimately don't even know what it is, it was in the center console when I bought it. It's kind of like a putty knife or something
Asher Hall
shit I remember those in my dad's old car when I was a kid
what are they for?
Jayden Lee
They are for cutting your wrists open when you shunt your BRZ that is still on loan.
Ethan Martinez
>childhood friend/fwb who's now an escort asks me for a lift >nothing to do and the hotel is pretty close so no big deal >drop her off >doesn't even offer me a blowjob
Jason Foster
It's a razor blade scraper...used for scraping paint drops/runs off of windows, etc...
Ryder Brooks
I used to own a GSX Eclipse and remember clearly not being able to hold my then girlfriend's hand cause I was too busy shifting.
One time she held on while I was shifting, which was kinda cool.
Sebastian Lewis
Lol you don't sound like an airplane mechanic, you sound like a junior enlisted maintainer, e-3, maybe e-4.
Kayden Cook
Mainly for taking off things like inspection stickers or oil reminders etc in cars
Henry Jenkins
22k would be about a 2 year E4 so yeah you right
>no not him
Robert King
Girlfriends
>Undoes her shoes for a long ride >Throws them on the rear couch >Puts her feet against the window >Folds the carpet against the door edge. >Left an half eaten apple in the glove box, only noticed 2 weeks later >Never does the rear shelf fully down >Just throws shit in it from a distance
This one time she threw a lighter or some shit stabding outside the car and it went right between the little ridge where the handbrake goes. Deep into the bowels of the car. Never seen it since.
I love the girl but she is a fucking menace.
Bentley Williams
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Brandon Adams
What The Fuck
Xavier White
Rip in peace clutch
Jack King
My software might actually be cynical because it has low expectations of the user.
Benjamin Foster
>driving oneitis home >thanks for driving me home, user. today was a good shift! >closes door behind her