Pay 40k€

>another cosmetic exhaust thread

being diesel isn't a red flag dipshit

Friend of mine has A5 TDI and it has regular tailpipes at the rear not those integrated ones but they're also fake.

this can't be the case for the one with the biggest engine, r-right?

It is when it's a VW.

You're right, the SQ5 is even worse.

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holy shit

Audi is a fucking meme

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jezus fucking christ, like, i actually fucking love VAG products, and audi's are the shit but this can't be happening.

Holy fucking christ on a stick this is BAAAAAAD ;;

This is Chinese-tier

Why even bother? Just make a classy smooth rear bumper.

or just Audi-tier

Well they ARE literally VWs with makeup...

wtf i hate audi now

muh S badge, probably
somebody thought it was more important to have the car look the part than have it not look completely fucking retarded

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Does it have direct injection?

SQ5 looks like SOS
Maybe someone's kidnapped at Audi.

why average people love Audi when its trash

Because it's expensive and it's seen as luxurious

Because they mostly have direct injection

because normies are badge whores who fall for marketing tricks

>because normies fall for marketing tricks
Pretty much this, it's like how normies think crossovers are bigger inside than hatchbacks or wagons because they appear bigger on the outside due to the lifted suspension and body cladding.

The extra ground clearance is marginal at best, it's all in the seating position most of the time.

And roofline

Enjoy your tractor

You know what tractors have? TORQUE

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I will

>audi

You bet

Couldn't be beat though.

I know what you are saying, and it's true, but multi level marketing is something else

>buy an Audi
>get bitches, impress neighbours and friends
>get made fun of on an internet image board

>buy a 3k civic or a miat
>get praised on an internet image board
>get laughed at in every other aspect of life

No matter what, you always lose.

he said "multi level marketing TIER", as "it is as bad of a scam as multi level marketing is"

>buy an Audi
>get badge whore bitches, impress badge whore neighbours and badge whore friends
>get made fun of on an internet image board
FTFY

>buy a Porsche
>get bitches, impress neighbours and friends
>get praised on an internet image board

Thank you for proving the "get made fun of on an internet image board" point

>implying a new Porsche would get you praise here
>implying an old Porsche would get you praise with any neighbours or friends except the ever-so-rare car enthusiasts

>implying a new Porsche would get you praise here
>implying it wouldn't
Specially if it was the Panamera wagon
I prefer the sedan but Veeky Forums is all over the wagon
>implying an old Porsche would get you praise with any neighbours or friends except the ever-so-rare car enthusiasts
>implying it wouldn't

I have to say you're excused if it's the R8 though
for every other Audi there's a much better alternative for the same money so only badge whores who fall for marketing memes buy them

>badge whores who fall for marketing memes
You mean literally everyone who doesn't have an interest in cars? Pretty likely to be your neighbours and friends.

>miata
>Veeky Forums and brodudes will call you fag
>Veeky Forums and people that dgaf and just care about the ride will compliment you
>chicks think miata is cute
>all cabrios are like industrial grade pussy lubrication

unless you care about dudebros in their trucks and half of Veeky Forums there is nothing bad with miatas

Nah, I mean people who buy things without doing the proper research first.
Gullible impulsive guy buys an Audi, it turns out to be a hyped POS - buyer remorse! Many such cases.

>buy a crossover/SUV
>Get treated like the superficial scumbag you are
I'm ok with this

You can thank the "muh chillins" soccer mom crowd for this bullshit
>multiple exhausts make a car loud, fast and dangerous!

audis nowadays are faker than their owners

based audi, haters btfo!

Its a visual sleight of hand. You and I both know that those cars have the exact same interior space, but the crossover version appears bigger just looking at them side by side. Imagine what a normie thinks looking at that picture, he'll happily buy the "bigger" car for more room.

>pay 3 times more
>get this

youtube.com/watch?v=NZLYse15cj4

>You mean literally everyone who doesn't have an interest in cars?
A thirty second comparison between the Skoda Octavia and the Audi A4 would show even the normiest normie that they can get exactly the same car, with the same features (EVEN MUH QUATTRO) for about 10 grand less