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I just picked up this puppy today, and because their isn't one in the catalog, post your car and rest others.

We abarth now family

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>Rest others
Rate others. Fuck.

I secretly want one of these but worried I'll look like a gigantic faggot to casuals. Also not sure about Fiat reliability. Any common issues pop up with these things yet?

I've done a fair bit of research, I can't find any large known problems yet. I got this 14 model with 7k miles on it, but I'll be picking up a Chrysler 5 year/75k mile warranty extension so I'm not too worried about it.

Try driving one, they're retarded fun, and that exhaust is ungodly good sounding for a shitbox

Does it have direct injection?

>It looks like it does ^_^

Is the driving positions really like a UPS truck?

It really looks like the ultimate cuck vehicle. A girls car with zero aestethics. Maybe its fun to drive, but i bet you get laughed at, driving this tiny gaybox.

My main gripe with it is I wish the stance was more "squatty" like a Cooper S. Too tall.

No sadly not, just mpfi

Honestly it isn't that bad. The seat is lower than a regular 500 so it doesn't feel like a bread van as much. The roof is really tall so you don't feel like the car is tiny from the driver's seat. It's pretty comfy, I kind of wish it had the leather seats though.

Post Fiat memeballs. I like how it looks, but it is a bit of a gay car. Either way, it's fun enough to drive that I don't care. I let my dad rip it today and he had the biggest grin on his face.

>I let my dad rip it today and he had the biggest grin on his face

We don't need to hear about your butthole.

>69
Kek'd

>We don't need to hear about your butthole.
Now that was fucking good, audible kek
You feel a lot faster than you're really going because the front of the car is 3 feet away from you, and you can see the road all the way until it disappears beneath your feet. Less UPS and more upright go-kart
The secret is to not give a shit what others think of it and fully give in to the Italian memes
Benvenuto mate, you finally did it. Also great color choice, Jay Leno approves

Ayyyyy. I love this thing man. Have you done any mods to it yet? I kind of want to do a loud bov, this engine just wants to be revved.

A barf

:^)

Not yet. If I do it'll probably just be minor things front sway bar and other suspension stuff. The way I see it is that at the end of the day and a few engine mods later it'll still be a small fartnoise maker, so I'd rather focus on making it handle better. Pretty impressive that you managed to find a 2014 with only 7k on it.

Where's Cummy

Well, you actually did it too. Congrats.

I'm just here to see the butthurt comments.


Getting his ass drilled by a random mutt, probably.

My baby

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shitbox

Clean af my dude. Also fantastic license plate kek

10/10 love the lil Abarth!

Rate m8!

It doesn't.

>t. Abarth punto owner

>service in the background
something you'll visit again soon.

>>t. Abarth punto owner
Can you post it friend? I have a thing for Abarth Puntos.

not yours/10

Congrats man! Hope you enjoy the fuck out of that thing.

Fellow Abarth reporting it

Noice, did you tune it yet?

Also, did you post those Christmas stories you promised?

you would be right about that. Mine is purple.

stick a fat snail on that

Oh shit, you bought it? How do you like it so far? Anything you dislike about it?

If you already made a review thread then please link me to it.

How can you fuck up this hard?
Pretty good
European ae86/10
Manual or auto?

>polo
>european AE86
European AE86 is the BMW 2002

This thread needs more beater trucks

The 2002 is too old though,it resembles the 86 by being just as fun in the death-trappy way

do you mean the current 86 or the initial D 86?
the initial D 86 is almost from the same era from 2002

The Kadett, Escort and 2002 are all too old to be the European AE86.

The Euro AE86 is an E30.
>RWD
>great handling
>various bodystyles
>cult following
>huge racecar history
>ridiculous markups right now

>the initial D 86 is almost from the same era from 2002
Nope. The 2002 stopped production in 1977, the AE86 started production in 1983. There's a complete difference between the two, mostly in their level of tech, and their overall design.

tsuchiya said himself that the elise is like the euro ae86. I can not for the life of me find the english version but he talks about it here
youtube.com/watch?v=ObgB5pAh1FU#t=806

I don't agree with him though. it seems like the e30 would be a better choice as it is FR. but I guess he was talking about the handling characteristics

>In b4 the dog fucker coming here telling us why these cars are garbage and how he managed to nearly die spinning his volvo @ 20 mph while replying at every post "omg this meltdown" etc..

>Alfa Romeo plate

Congratulations user, that means your Abarth is equipped with Soul & Passion™

Question: do Americans 500 Abarth come with Recaro seats as optional?

I drove both a standard 595 with Abarth seats and one with the marvellous Sabelt seats, tobacco alcantara and leather (hnnnngg) and I can tell the latter were lower and more comfortable.

Pic semi-related (the ones on the 2017 restyling 595 have a lightly different design)

auto
pretty sure the manual only came with the diesel

they're both pretty light and that's it really

Topkek. The dealership I bought it from also sells Alfa Romeo, Maserati, and McLaren's. Shit is gnarly

Thanks man. This engine is incredible. Doesn't feel tiny at all on a car this small. The sound is absolutely delicious as well.

That's any I've got a decent warranty :^)

Lifted this off a guy for $1700 yesterday

It's comfy as fuck and runs great but it'll take some work to make it roadworthy

This thread needs more datsuns. Here's mine.

Here are my two

>he finally got the abarth

Fuck you m8, mad jelly rn. One day I'll get one.

How much is an average lease on an abarth 500? I was thinking of picking on up for a year or 2 while I do a full rebuild of my current car

Do these sound as good as the 500 Abarth?

Much better condition than mine currently

Thanks senpai

I'm not sure. I'm not interested in leasing tbhfam

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Here we go, let the shitshow begin.

Kek

Just curious, I just want something to put around in while doing the restoration.

Also do let us know if FIAT reliability is a meme or not

See It's not a meme

do you really take your trip off to samefag crummy?

I'm not Crummy, he's just right
One of the few posters on this board who knows what the fuck he's talking about

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Isn't that crummy guy who managed to almost kill himself in a volvo?

From what I've read, these are o pretty bulletproof. I can't find any known common issues

>maybe the fact he spun out means that my car will be reliable, not pigfat and not slow now!
Uhh sorry sweetie but no

>implying I own a fiat

Sorry you suck at driving and life bro

lmao. dogfucker status: Roasted

>That pile of mismatched planks
What the fuck user

>I don't own a fiat shitbox, I own a Volvo shitbox!

>that back
Unff, room for days. Good catch user.
Sexy paint/10, very nice.
>bimmer and an Aussie with an identity crisis
Top stuff

The absolutest of all madmen

>that sure showed him

hey try not to wreck on your next trip to the grocery store faggot

Yeah driving a car is pretty dangerous, buses are safer though so you should be fine.

>I-I'll call him a busrider

Don't you have a ravine to fall into?

and say hi to frolo for me

Is that what Mrcrummy look like?

Why does he look like a more anemic bones?

I think that's actually just a picture of bones.

skinny

That's me

I've told you before in another thread you're an okay dude. Anyone who drives an Accord is a good fella in my book.

But you gotta stop hating on FIAT though, seriously. They make fun cars and that should be all that matters to a petrolhead.

"Fun" is entirely subjective.
What is objective is that Fiat makes some of the most unreliable turds on the market today, and the 500 Abarth is a pigfat wrong-wheel-drive cuckbox.

This dudes knows what's up

>this guy thinks his personal car is 'fun' when fun is subjective

>t. never had one
The FIRE engine in the Abarth is one of the most reliable engines ever made. Yeah FIAT has had awfully unreliable engines before, but not all are like that. Especially not the ones in an Abarth.

The Abarth is still pigfat as a motherfucker though, and wrong-wheel-drive to boot.
Plus see , it clearly has at least some engine issues. How many stock cars do you know that wreck turbos like that?

Dunno mate, but I can tell you that's not an Abarth turbo. Would have been an IHI VL36/7/8 or a GT14 otherwise.

We can agree on it being pigfat though!

any 2000's era forced induction BMW, Subarus with pre-turbo cat's, sr engined nissians...

It is fat for its size, but still one of the lighter non-dedicated sports cars on the market these days so I don't see it as being too big a deal
>people like an objectively substandard car
Ok, good on them. I'm not gonna sit here all day and get my panties in a twist over it because I like some questionable vehicles myself

Fiat 500 because you americlaps don't get the Twingo and want to larp.

youtu.be/nYSCG46aL0E

>don't get the twingo
Thank God.

>mid engined RWD
Basically a supercar.

>sub-1l turbo inline 3
>can't turn off electronic nannies
>doesn't even have a frunk
It's a cuckmobile alright.

>twingo is basically a supercar!
I can't even tell if people are serious anymore

"Supercar" is entirely subjective.

Is everything subjective to you mang?

It's the losers way to rationalize and quell dissonance
They refuse to accept and only try to weasel their way out.

not
>"everything" is entirely subjective

"Loser's" is entirely subjective

oh good a Fiat thread, and I thought today was going to be boring
Honestly I really like the idea of a RR compact, sounds like fun

>when the ass a 10/10 but then she turn around and the face a 3/10
Luckily giving a car a facelift is easier than giving a person a facelift

How are you triggered this easily

Nice projection

Holy fug, I wish you luck user, she'll be a looker one day