>we hate each other so vega will fail to qualify and implode as usual I used to be a G stan
Ayden Roberts
feminine _____
Connor Murphy
guess the hero
Chase Adams
They'll fail because their players are shit, not because they dislike each other
Hudson James
>player has a 550 GPM average >45% win rate
Juan Murphy
>Pure
Austin Moore
abaddon
Hunter Thomas
tide
Hunter Harris
darkseer
Levi Rodriguez
close but no cigar
Hunter Campbell
underlord
Logan Howard
CENTUAR
Colton Nelson
someone post the webm of zai taking a massive shart please
Jaxon Martinez
THICC
Elijah Jones
chipenko pls
Brayden Wood
That's a pretty average underlord build desu
Caleb Turner
feel like it needs a crimson guard and no radiance to be THE standard underlord build, it makes sense if he was winning his lane and wanted to scale harder I suppose.
Luis Fisher
>1 second >yfw
Jonathan Brown
who is that asking for friend
Zachary Collins
T H I C C
Luke Kelly
crystal """"maiden"""""
Benjamin Jones
where will sharteezy go when he inevitably gets the boot
Angel Hernandez
she's perfectly pure. Unlike her slut sister that is.
Oliver Robinson
dunno if he will get the boot, universe, cr1t, zai, and him seem to be a single unit for the most part. Suma1l won't leave EG imo, so only way rtc gets knocked off of that roster is if almost the whole roster gets changed.
Justin Hill
meteorically toward obscurity
Christopher Lewis
>booting the top NA carry ???
Jaxson Edwards
that's not Jacky Mao
Brayden Thompson
>bounty hunter >aka bad riki
why tho
Nathaniel Wright
That's not Mason
Nolan Lee
think it would probably be something more like >kicking the player that had the least impressive showing at kiev
Kevin Barnes
thats not adrian fata- trinks
Cooper Cox
Sumail is officially Dendi of EG. He will never leave because they'll throw a fuck ton of money at him just for streaming and constant top 3's.
Sebastian King
...
Dylan Sullivan
You have been given a small loan of 5 million dollar,but you can only invest it on >NA Dota Scene >SA Dota Scene. Which one do you pick?
David Cooper
SA, NA isn't getting any more established and unless you can buy EG for 5mil you won't win anything relevant.
Leo Martinez
SA because somebody Jewish just put his money there
Eli James
NA, all in on Mason
Gavin Davis
my nigga
Lucas Cooper
Let's settle this Who's the best sister?
Hudson Torres
>eg cares about non-TI wins
finding this meme utterly loathsome, famolamborghini
Jason Sanchez
lina smells
Josiah Richardson
The difference being is that sumail is actually the best chance of making it to top 3 at TI for his team
Jose Green
why not both?
Hunter Sanchez
Do these still get made often? Left around the illusionist 2 meme
David Reed
>nu-eg >a relevant TI team
laffin at this meme t b h
Evan Allen
rtc winning a TI is a literal meme though
Bentley Howard
CM has better winrates
Joshua Perez
i did the illusionist ones and no one's done a proper patch one since
just deadgaem
Caleb Gray
...
Noah Cruz
imgur.com/a/HoZpY some slut
Adam Sanders
yeah
Kayden Edwards
w o r m b o y s
Angel Bell
You're a redditor aren't you bud
Adrian Morris
>38 about right for /d2g/ roll
Andrew Watson
feels bad these were one of the best memes
Nathan Collins
rollin for a non 3rd world country
Oliver Collins
give good country preferably
Christian Reyes
Why ask questions you know the answer to?
Justin White
They got old really fast though. No wit beyond spamming 'memes' and 'le reddit' over everything.
Zachary Foster
fuck
Brayden Miller
actually this one was better
Andrew Howard
>I carry Carnage. Who is this "Carnage" individual and why is Terrorblade so convinced that he's carrying him?
Easton Martin
PATCH FUCKING WHEN
Justin Powell
goodnight slut
Jack Scott
dota two
Adrian Barnes
2 weeks and no good esports for like 3 more weeks
Leo Wright
>tfw no nightman hero
Brody Wright
>itt virgins falling for thicc meme
shes fuckin fat bro, needs to lose 30 lbs
Oliver Barnes
maybe in real life, but if you look at the unrealistic arm proportions I don't think she is fat
Levi Robinson
If you can't see a vertical line on her abdomen, the bitch is fat
Nolan Rogers
support main in mid 2k mmr here
i cant do it, i cant get out of 2k maining support. and i'm a REALLY good support.
i'm the motherfucker that always has his eyes on the minimap giving call outs, pushing for smoke ganks in opportune times, keeping wards up, and giving the carry that easy fucking farm
but i just can't fucking do it anymore, i'm so fucking tired of a ta continuing to try to split push but keeps fucking dying like a god damn retard
i'm so tired on a sven that i gave an easy god damn lane to but never fucking farmed and 45 mins in had 4 items
what do i do, /d2g/? if i let somebody take over warding duty they'll fuck it up and wont be useful. i don't trust anybody picking support, yet i dont trust anybody picking fucking carry. i can't have the same awareness in a game if im focusing on farming, my carry skills arent as good as my support skills.
just fucking hang me please give me cancer and end my life
Nathaniel Morris
Isn't it clear?
Dominic Barnes
>nightman >nightstalker
>dayman >kotl
when is nightstalker going to get a karate taunt?
Jeremiah Hernandez
post dotabuff
im 5693
Brody Bennett
so here's the thing, you sound like you are playing dota to climb mmr, and while that is one viable approach if you are generally better at the game than your teammates, it sounds like it isn't working for you. I would suggest finding a hero that you genuinely enjoy playing, or that you want to learn more about and play that for a bit. I spammed kotl through 2k because mana leaking offlaners was hilarious to me, highly recommend doing something you like over trying to grind it out, because otherwise you are going to get mentally exhausted playing this game, when it's supposed to be fun in the first place.
Carter Reyes
how do i find myself on dotabuff? ive never used it
Bentley Harris
post dotabuff wanna play with me qt?
Robert Baker
thats usually what i do, i main phoenix and warlock and i love playing them
its just so unsatisfying when my climb in the past few days is gone because of some retards
Hunter Sanchez
type in your steam login on dotabuff
Carson Adams
Well then I cant help you really, since your match history is likely private
Find your friend ID on your profile page in dota, it should be around the top right when you view your own profile
go to your settings in dota, make your matchmaking history public (there should be a check box for it somewhere) play a game, then try again
Mason Lewis
critique me, give me tips, tell me what im doing wrong
i'm not a dunning krugerite, i know there's a lot of shit to improve on and i focus on my mistakes during a game and never my teammates, but i know that 2.4k mmr is not where i should be right now.
Post your dotabuff and/or some match IDs so I can watch replays
Jonathan Myers
I think you're dying too much
Christian Gutierrez
oh yeah, thats one of my biggest issues. i can identify how powerful somebody is but i usually just play to aggressive. most of the time my deaths are past early game, like going solo to try to deward, but i've had some shit early games recently.
Jose Sanchez
>normal skill
Didn't need to look at anything else to be certain you'll never amount to anything in your life
Colton Gray
>NP.Pieliedie >NP.Singsing :>
Henry Walker
xD you got me there bro
David Lee
Alright, I've just scanned over your first page of games and I've got a couple quicktips, I'll watch some replays tonight (maybe tomorrow, its getting late here) and get back with a little more indepth analysis
1. Stop buying BM on bristle, its a shit item for him, he doesnt need those stats and you shouldnt be facing heroes with your front to need a blademail anyway, your passive basically does BM and better. 2. Die less 3. Buy midas on Fenix, it'll help you get your items in the mid-late game 4. Stop using memes for a steam name, memes and anime are objectievly the worse types of players in dota, to improve your gameplay you must improve yourself. The next worse is people that use girls/LE SEXY stuff
Thats pretty much it for a quick rundown right now, as I said, I'll try watch a couple replays and get back to you later this thread or maybe tomorrow depending on the time.
cunt, he asked for help stop being an attention seeking little niggerfaggot just because mommy and daddy didnt give you enough as a child, you fucking wimp.
Caleb Martinez
something else to add is that unless you are really really far ahead the lv15 gpm talent for phoenix is generally more useful than the fire spirits dps
Jaxon Campbell
i dont play bb much, but he's just a good pubstomper so i feel safe on him. only reason i got bm was because slardar was fucking with my armor and i was getting bursted rather quickly.
most of my phoenix deaths are from bad positioning with my ultimate, but yeah, that's understood
also fuck you my name is great
also thank you
Benjamin Murphy
>
175885673 is not me, dont listen to him, talents are entirely subjective based on time/level ignore people telling you "X is objectively better than Y cause I said so"
Christian Nguyen
>somebody that has never played phoenix before
stop, 65 flame spirit dps is objectively the best choice
i knew it wasn't you as soon as he said the gp
Jonathan Brown
if you are looking for armor gain then medallion into solar crest is my go to on bristle, also helps with rosh control.