Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Xth for Li Li a CUTE!

sorry raynor but greymane has the best murrica skin of all time

tychus really needs a confederate skin

Hooray!

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Where the FUCK is Maiev????

Soon my friend

>Really like the Li Li announcer because she's fun and sounds really hyped

Oh no

Am I a Li Li fag now

Soon.

Im calling garithos right now to reserve a gas chamber spot for you

That's basically just her lovable character. It's up there as easily one of the best announcer packs.

I feel foolish. I actually bought Butcherlisk with money before 2.0 was announced.

It is a great skin, guys. Better than getting a Murky announcer or something.

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>he doesnt know who she REALLY is

poor soul, should keep it that way. don't research her lore at all or you'll regret it.

I dunno guys I think it checks out as bait but I can't tell. This is some abstract fourth dimensional shitposting.

You better be

It's breaking all the walls of shitposting.

Mostly because nobody would buy that skin. I just gave that post a (You), and the Butcherlisk has won yet another time.

At least use some new art goddamn it. Here, I throw you a bone:

twitter.com/RegisterSIX/

I spent a half hour to listen all the announcers and ended up with Li Li as well. She's just so cheery it makes even sad defeats bearable. Warms my cold soul like an oven.

Hopefully

What is going on here

he eats them to absorb their essence

We always talk about possible heroes and what sills they would have, but what about maps?

What about a map based on Char, wherein every couple of minutes, neutral Zerg spawn that attack both teams, but defeating an Ultalisk at it's centre let's you grab a beacon that lures the Zerg. You then have to cover whoever's carrying it from both the Zerg and the enemy team, but dropping it next to a fort is a good way to add pressure, at least until the Zerg wave passes.

you tell me

I use the li li announcer and I don't even like the character. Just waiting for leoric and alarak, she is like the best of the ones I have anyway.

I'm still waiting for a warcraft map.

I'm good, thank you

Now you can enjoy it in all of its compressed vocaroo beauty.
vocaroo.com/i/s07fKa3FGx9n

Sorry, but generic fantasy has been covered by the Nexus OC maps.

AV

I have him ride the eyepad and I like how the meat becomes green essence.

>TWO AT OOOOONCE!

Oh my.

>lili posting

Moooods.

Owls in HotS fucking when?

>Hanamura and Towers of Doom are the two most garbage tier fucking maps in this game
>Both on rotation at once
>When only 6 maps are avaialble
>1/3rd of the maps are garbage

Really making me want to quit here you fucking incompetent fucks.

Wrong thread, buddy?

KNOCKED THAT ONE SILLY

after dva

>oh look another abaturd on hanamura
>has a weeb name

forfeit option when

Abathur and Ragnaros seem to be the most common heroes in QM. Are they the most fun heroes in the game?

Welp, this is gonna be there forever.

Abathur is not fun but normalfag play him because they think using him makes them somekind of masterminds
And Ragnaros is a strong hero so hes played a lot

w-was probably me i just bought him and i got that map ;_;

you know you can play vs ai to get that done right?

>Abathur
>not fun

Plate of the Whale is shit and needs buffed

>play ranged AA hero
>cassia on other team
>play cassia
>all mages on other team

why

WHY DOES NOBODY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE TRASHY MATCH MAKER
THIS FUCKING GAME GOT SO BAD EVER SINCE 2.0 HIT.

plastic surgery

Tell me about your worries user.

I'm probably not gonna play this past getting the cop skin but is there a "good" pack of characters to buy

i-i just want to have balanced teams and have fun...

Why are you playing just for a really ugly skin?

I-is this what sex feels like?

It's probably her best skin, I've got her summer games one, which is ok.

I don't play her but it is a really nice skin and I'd like to get it for the rare times I do.

this is what anal feels like

Which hero pack you get depends entirely on what types of characters you like to play. If you want the one that is strictly the biggest value, I think the assassin one is worth the most gold.

We have tyrande's owl

The only time I've ever played a moba before this was when dota 2 was new, i picked a robot i think.

make xul great again ;_;

xul was never great

>downloaded only for dva skin
>been waiting forty minutes for a quick match
Do you guys actually like this or do you just hate yourselves?

>been waiting forty minutes for a quick match
takes less than a minute for me to find a match

Not really.
Yes.

>40 minutes for a quick match
pardon

>Figure I can jump on and join some randos like I did for Genji
>literally nobody in all chat

Are you EU? US matches are instant

Tell me about your losing streaks, user.

How long are they, on average? Are you on one right now? What do you feel causes them?

A friend I talked to about this subject told me his losing streaks are, on average, only a couple games long, whereas mine can go for up to 10 matches in one straight row. Then again, his win streaks are also shorter and mine are lengthy.

This seems to be a situation I find myself in all the MOBAs I play, and the reason I already dropped one; it's a big day-long conga of either wins or losses. As can be deduced, I'm on a day-long binge of the latter.

>Come on the internet
>Post lies
Why do people do this

What is the best 40shard banner?

I need the absolute best, no shitters need reply.

this is, quite literally, the cutest picture i have ever seen in my entire life

is this brawl impossible to win when pushing?

do not trust chromies

35 second queues at diamond EU also.

>hanamura has been out for a week
>still dont know what the dragon spirits do

i mean COME THE FUCK ON wheres a proper explanation in the game blizzard?

owls are wise

Nah, US here. Friends and I have been trying to play for the last hour and only found one match. All of us joined different parties too and still nothing.

>he doesn't have maiev tyrande and maiev lunara

It's like you dont even want to show the devs you want maiev

>Keeps posting lies without screenshots
Sure user and my dad works at nintendo

He was great in Diablo 2. It's been downhill for him afterwards though.

>tfw gnomes and goblins made you think you could jack it to midgets
That feel was wrong desu

Maybe your MMR is so low that they can't find anyone to match you with

git gud

pics or fake

>pick auriel with a valla on the team
>crown valla
>she never does damage
>have to crown zagara to be able to heal
If you pick an assassin do fucking damage

best girl best owl

Usually only two or three games. I tend to stick to unranked draft these days, so I mostly avoid the cancer of quick meme.
The worst part is, it's usually one or two close games, and then a complete assfuck of a game with at least one person on my team disconnecting right at the start, or an obnoxious faggot who pings everywhere because they're silences. Or if they're not silenced, bitching endlessly about one person who made one mistake and their toxic attitude brings down the whole game and the person they're berating just decides to feed.

If I lose two in a row, or just have one really bad game, I make it a point to quit HOTS for at least a few hours. Usually helps to give it time before getting back into things.

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>shitter stays in lane all game
>gets mvp because muh siege damage
>thinks they are actually good
Every time.

then maybe you gotta invite some faggots to your team and learn to suck dicks. I won't judge

This

So a friend wants me to help him get the D.Va skin so I gotta play 5 games against people but im new to this

I dont wanna suck so any nub tips or heroes to try and focus on at first?

>play like a pussy
>have 0 deaths with decent exp soak and siege
>get mvp

2 ez