/owg/ - Overwatch General

Why is she still able to use her hips?

Sombra is the red headed stepchild of Overwatch.

Orisa will get her sit and laugh animations before Sombra.

Nanomachines

Do you think loli Pharah ever masturbated thinking about McCree?

Fareeha!

sombra is a shit character

Lies

Playing competitive at level 25 is not a good idea, anyway.

and why do I continuously queue with the same people? Odds of that are very low....

Because that 30 million "registered users" includes people that only played the beta, only played on free weekends, and haven't played in almost a year.

I mean she does have a unnatural healing ability and she's basically immortal.

Broken bones are probably like a scratch for her.

>....
Reddit detected.

List of canon black heroes
Efi
Orisa
Sombra
Reaper
Widow
Lucio
Mcree
Dva
Pharah
Ana
Reinhardt

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>having to switch to Winston to fuck people over
>it's not fun

Why is this shit so effective

Just accept it, user. No one wants Sombra around. You'll feel better about yourself when you play her just to dick around with your team AND the enemy team.

Blame Blizzard and their shit idea of an ARG and inability to make interesting and balanced characters.

No Zen?

Is there anything that says "I'm a baiting faggot" on /owg/ more than the word 'canon'?

Poor guy's trying so hard.
What made you so mad, user?
Who hurt you?

Hes a robot BAKA!

>Winston
>not fun
A-wha?

Yeah
"Ana is balanced"

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2358855

Tank meta is gone and we're leaning towards flankers/squishies in general.

Widow/Tracer/Genji are on like every team in every game I play.

Nobody's replying to his epic meme thread on /bant/ probably

I know people in the last thread were memeing, but does anyone else get like actually furious when they hear a girl on the mic? Like, even if they're good or whatever I just get fucking livid, and I don't even know why.

Orisa has at least one new line, when the match is in prep mode she says roughly "Running simulations to compute all possible outcomes". Haven't heard any banter between her and the other characters, though.

>mfw someone finally made a decent webm with the frostbite skin
rule34hentai.net/image/235647

>The completely isolated animations of the head and body
This is just not very good.

Real bleu would never get triggered. You are an imposter!

The Tank Meta is still there, it's just that thanks to Winston's little buff and some other stuff Dive Comp's made a return.

>tfw no cybernetic caribbean witch doctor who programs holograms that are actually binary ghosts but can interact with reality
>or can eat car parts for convert into shielding
>or make it rain 0's and 1's
goddamn it they missed a chance there.

Try
>Sombra is useless

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Yes, and I am also a grill. It's called misogyny.

Maybe you legitimately have autism.

Not really if anything im curious to see if they can actually play.

Real bleu is a slut.

Insecurity?

Harry Potter is shit.

gtfo

>D.Va
>Ravenclaw
>Not a fucking Hufflepuff piece of shit
Reinhardt would be Headmaster, and Torb can teach charms.

Can girls be misogynists?

Today I will remind them.

Who is best girl?

Seeing her with a dark purple ass took a second to get used to

When?
This is gangster as fuck.
avatarfags who post constantly fareeha over and over, holy fuck its getting on my nerves.

Tracer and D.Va

Fareeha.

Would Reaper be the Snape equivalent?

Imposteur

Orisa. No argument.

Isn't this from the same "person" that made the star wars pictures of Ana, Mercy, and Pharah?

My favorites of course

Best girl right here. No other OverGirl can match this level of perfection.

I actually have a gf, and I'm fine with girls in reality, but I don't want to try and get my gf to play or else I'm afraid my irrational anger will kill the relationship.

>"person"
>?

that idea is fire but shitters will say its racist

having a super heavy chainsmoking jamaican old lady accent would be awesome tho

rude

Do u have that pic? Id so then please post

>carry team
>POTG is a guy getting one kill with his ult

What Overwatch girl is most likely to be a size queen.

Hard mode: not Zarya and give me a reason.

Shimada Imouto

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The diablo female witch doctor is probably the only black character ive ever liked in a video game.

>Widow/Tracer/Genji/Zarya/Winston

That's all I fucking see. Along with Lucio and his faggot ass

probably pharah, no specific reason

Torbjorn's wife. Have you seen how many kids she's popped out?

Thinking I need to make a teledidonics vibrator that checks when allies health goes to full it causes the vibrator to spin up for a few seconds and damage boosting kill cause more intense vibrations. Taking damage instantly causes the vibration to stop.

Would honestly be really easy to rig up, the hard part would be getting a good quality USB dildo.

Now where could my pipe be...?

As I understand it, it's called "internalized misogyny" when women do it. I never really cared for the distinction, though. Sexism is sexism, doesn't matter who's doing it or who it's being done to.

Tracer. Lesbians like putting two foot dildos inside themselves.

D.Va, because the only penises she's ever seen have been in porn.

I think you might be have an actual problem

>I don't have anything against women, I have a GF, but I really don't like hearing them speak in my safe space because they make me irrationally angry

Sombra

No, because they're most likely playing the game for the same reason that we are, to have a good time. I don't see the harm in that, yeah they might not be "good" at the game or whatever but that's only because they're not a sweaty neckbeard who does nothing BUT play. Don't get mad at chicks, bruh, get mad at yourself for being a pathetic fat kid who is living in 2017, thinking that video games should be for guys only. Hate to break it to you but I'm almost certain there were girls who designed, developed, wrote, and animated the very same game you're crying on an anime imageboard about girls playing.

is this true lol? I know nothing about lesbians

D.Va would be Slytherin, mark my words.

Full of ego, not wits

Well I actually dispise "le mercy main gamergurls" too. But Girls who can actually play are ok. But most of the time I expierience the cliche and that annoys me and I say that as a female.

Post tracks while playing your favorite hero

Pharah
youtube.com/watch?v=94jABJjpDrc
youtube.com/watch?v=GUQaL_NhRRU

D.va
youtube.com/watch?v=EjFx-de8Nd0
youtube.com/watch?v=fDfzPmCGSG4

Lucio
youtube.com/watch?v=Os9DYRZyk-w
youtube.com/watch?v=xCXhI3psJzE

What are yours?

Yeah theres shades of self hate and lack of inhibition they love fisting too so definately.

>getting mad at grills on the mic
>not getting mad at the neckbeards saying 'cuck' in mic or your average gamerbro popping up on mic with that passive aggression

>HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY MUSIC TASTE AREN'T I COOL

Nobody cares, fuck off to /mu/

no its not.
source: I am a lesbian

t. lesbian expert

I haven't managed to meet a /pol/tard in comp because they're all in silver.

Everytime I hear a white guy I get pretty mad. I'm trying to play genji and thrn I hear this passive aggressive racist switch or mock my afrosamurai inspired gamertag I just start feeling the black rage.

Mercy
youtube.com/watch?v=7Sg7ZDPLNWM don't ask me how, it just fits

Well you got to wonder at someone who uses the term size queen unironically because big dicks are largely a myth.

Jesus christ we're Shit Bait General tonight aren't we

Let's not go there please.