/wowg/ - World of Warcraft General

Belfs should be BIG

No you have to download model files

All mounts are account bound and any mount can be used at the most basic riding skill, even massive dragons, you just can't fly with them
Dunno why you got a free lion though

>be Paladin
>get named the next Highlord
>have a hammer used by Tyr himself
>a shield that can't be broken and is blessed with pure light itself
>was personally choosen to be the next Ashbringer with Tirion's dying breath
>find Maxillian in High Mountain, who is naked, and thinks crabs and murlocs are demons
>he still calls me his Squire

and then my character just sort of shrugs his shoulders and goes along with it

>take an elf
>remove the most noteworthy elven feature: a slender body
wew

>Dunno why you got a free lion though
Yeah that's what I'm wondering.

I WANT A GOBLIN/GNOME GF

the juxtaposition between their T&A and between their thiccness and the slenderness of normal elfs is what makes it hot

I'll be your thicc gnome gf

is it still impossible to find groups if you're not a range dps or healer?

no, you being a kissless virgin lowers your standards enough to want to fuck anything with curves on them

Where do I get them?

This
Please find an appropriate race if thicc is your thing

dude the priest owl is fucking dope, dunno why you think otherwise

What an absolute qt

That's the best Looking mount in the game dude

Conversely, the druid owl is ugly as sin with a really dumb skeleton choice

>doing falcosaur world quest on DH alt
>see some prot warrior pull 3 packs along with 2 patriarchs
>run up and do 2 eye beams in a row because head legendary
>everything dies
>he goes "jesus christ, you fuckin melted them"

I impressed someone today

Post your character doing this!

Are devilsaurs good in pvp?

fuck off stop posting this

Responses like yours is why those autists spam it

>like all three warlock specs
>Have no idea what to play
Help!

Demo and dstro tend to be the easiest to dual spec atm due to similar stat needs, nou clue if 7.2.5 will change that. Affliction you would need a 2nd set of high masteyr gear

Alright, this is about the Game Tokens.

I want to play again and have 100K gold on one of my characters. That should be enough to ATLEAST get one Token. I cant see them being priced any higher.

Here's the kicker. My account isnt activated. What is the chance they're going to have a system where you can purchase it while your account isn't active?

Why buy game time with real money, when I can buy it with the gold I already have and now have a reason to farm for? The problem is being able to redeem the token or actually get it while my account is frozen. I want to buy the game time that I can already afford without having to pay 15 bucks just to actually buy it.

Ah, the most comforting of dilemmas, no?

I like that mount you fucking pleb. At least it's better than drake#985783249 my warrior main gets to have

it's over 100k right now

Just try asking support, there's a good chance they'll give you some limited game time to do that.
They're like fucking drug dealers giving people "freebies".

>Start playing WoW for the first time
>Randomly pick a server
>start playing and enjoying the human starting area.
>Want to group with people to meet people. Start asking "I am new to this game. Anyone want to group with me?"
>Get tells "die" and "kill yourself"
>Try to get into group for my first dungeon. Get booted. Reason? "Scrub with no BOA"
>Try to find a guild. Nobody wants to chat.
>quit game.

I heard so much from my uncle about how great this game once was (he doesn't play anymore) and I figured I would give it a chance. Apparently I was born too late.

I like this one it makes me smile every time

>arms

Welcome to online games post-league of legends
You need to work hard to find people who don't act like high schoolers

you cant argue with insane people user, your paladin knows that, it disrupts their reality and causes even worse mental problems

good mount
DH
Druid
Hunter
Monk
Priest
Rogue

shit mount
DK
Warrior
Mage
Paladin
Shaman
Warlock

I was generous

I only play it in pvp.

is this another copy/paste thing?

>r8 my transmog m8s!!!!

>it's a non-orc with blackrock gear
>it's a non-blood elf with blood elf gear
>it's a non-troll with troll gear
>it's a blindfold edge set
>it's a bloodfang edge set
>it's a poorly mismatched set of gear with no rhyme or reason outside of relative color semblance
>it's a plate class wearing pally color variant gear
>it's an undead wearing pally color variant gear
>it's a leather wearer with katanas
>it's a slutmog
>it's a cm mode set mog

Did I miss any?

>Warlock

Short haired blood elf females.

Thoughts?

Dunno, it's just too risky to respond

Server is really subjective. Get on one like proudmoore. It's filled with mostly okay, friendly guilds.

>see someones character with the name pavarotti
>reflect back on a time when i used to go to an awesome italian restaurant with friends
>it eventually shut down due to the chef suffering from a very aggressive form of liver cancer
>back to the present day
>that chef is very close to death
fuck i didnt want this feel fuckity fuck fuck

Like Paladin, it's just the class mount
They should have gotten the felstalker mount that comes with the legion special edition but cha-ching

>Carry my friends in their shitty small normal mode clear every week
>They start griefing me during raids (lifegrip/turning me into a bat/ect)
>Tell them I will leave and they will lose the guy carrying dps if they don't stop
>They say I'm too much of a pussy to leave
>mfw they got really mad at me after I left

I take it from that that you're in the US? If not, if you're in EU, what realm?

>haven't played WoW in a couple years
>pretty much only mained Dwarf Shaman since BC
>Specifically as Enhancement because it made me feel like a fucking Norse God
>get a craving to explode shit with fire and lightning
>get on my Shaman
>they're fucking garbage now
>get to 110 because maybe it's just because I need to be 110
>they're even worse at 110
>check DPS logs for Enh
>we're really low for single target, even tanks are beating us
>for AOE we're half decent, but still other classes are better
>check Arena
>takes 2000 players before I find 1 enhance shaman
Holy shit.

WHAT THE FUCK DID BLIZZARD DO TO US? WHY. FUCKING WHY

Move DH to shit and Lock and shaman to good and this list is accurate.

I see why people dislike the mage one but it's really not that bad. It definitely doesn't warrant all the bitching over it

>>pretty much only mained Dwarf Shaman since BC
ecks dee

You forgot mask edge

GOT YA BITCH

TROLLED

HARD

Man. I don't want to insta-100 because it feels overwhelming. I do also like questing and exploring (and I still haven't done every zone). Thing is, I have done all the earlier areas and doing them for the millionth time is quite a slog. Also, the various classes all seem to play really boringly at low levels.

I've tried Druid and got to about level 15. Just got a Monk to 10. Not feeling it with either. Really not sure what to do. How bad is the deep end feeling of boosting? It was quite bad in WoD but I did (I think) get used to it over time.

>While running dungeons on my alts I usually try to help to new players or simply just players that are bad
>Try to help a random lvl 78 DK this time
>Give him some stuff and shit
>He adds me on Bnet
>Constantly asks me for help with runnin old content even when is he able to solo it with absolutely no problems
>This continues till he's lvl 90
>He just asked me for help in the Cata Dungeon End Time
>Tell him what mechanics he should do and ask him if he's doing them correctly
>At this point I have no idea what is he doing wrong
>Check his armory
>Agility neck from Ruby Sanctum
>Sword from WotLK
>Intellect trinket from Magister's Terrace
>Agility cloak from End Time
>Sword from ICC
>Only reason why he was wiping in the dungeon is because he stood in shit

I think this one is a lost cause

>shaman

youtu.be/wQQxLX89Nv8?t=198

lejebaited for le this los exact XD RESPOONSE

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Start breeding Goblins.

you do a trial of the character before using your boost. it gives you a basic tutorial of the easiest spec for whatever class you're picking and then you get about 8 hours of playtime allowed for it
its like 4 per hour and 8 per week and you can't run instances

I'll be the chief breeder. Lock me in a room full of female goblins and they'll all be pregnant within 15 minutes.

That fast?

Im going to start a fresh level 1 thicc goblin!

I REALLY like female goblins.

I mean as long as he keeps going it isn't really a problem

What a shitty mount.

jesus christ. When its flying it looks like hes about to fucking nosedive just by going forward.

> using any mount but the skyscreamer
Don't do this

If female Goblins looked like this in game I wouldn't be able to stop jerking off

took over 100 black barrucuda to get fishbrul special recipe from nomi..

>see a flyingscreamer on a skyscreamer

:thinking:

Is it weird that gnome porn makes me want to create a gnome?

Okay. I'm willing to admit I have no idea how to transmog. If I want to build an xmog around the chest/shoulders, where should I start?
pls no bully

>alliance
>elf
>monk

fix these.

This just looks like leveling great. Look for more fancy looking bits for a cool transmog

Do you like playing male ne?

a.pomf.cat/fjjvba.webm

>he plays horde

so edgy

>being a screamer

lmoa

Just ignore hordeposters they're still grumpy that anduin got a cinematic

>start new level one fem panda
>can't ever get off the turtle because i'm constantly jacking it to the pandASS

anyone else have this problem?

pomf.cat/orznhh.webm

Yes so I only play female trolls now
But now I'm getting attracted to their butts..

every pandaren player should be permabanned

True but only because Wrathion wasn't keeping him company

>start a wqgf group
>afk while screamers do all the work for me
lmao when will they ever learn

Shadowmeld and the extra dodge is great, but I don't pay too much attention to anything else. I switched from undead rogue so I'd hate to lose the ability to just stop fighting whenever I want.

I want a swarm of imps to gangbang my fembelf

I dunno, show me it and I'll see if I agree

Are warlocks still awful?

pandaren females, yes

nothing but degenerates. i see people trying to start alt-leveling groups of "nude" females pandas all the time

How is it possible for no goblin/gnome hybrid to exist in the warcraft universe? They spend so much time together they would have to eventually hate fuck for science at some point.

>horde players are the same ones that post the reddit screamer meme every 10 posts
It all makes sense now

I just finished neltharion lair for the first time on my alt and both the healer and tank were fem pandaren monks from guess where, ragnaros.

let me see If I took a screen

>find source
>one of them has a peepee
of course, I forgot that 50% of women in WoW are actually men