The Intelligent Investor

Just bought The Intelligent Investor, what can I expect to get outta this book as someone with zero knowledge in the field?

a lot of neat old timey phrases
you'll feel smarter though that's for sure
it's a solid good read
you should find time to read it at least 3 times in your lifetime though
by the third time you'll actually understand it all

lol i already found that out, first page in the book and im like oh shit what does that even mean

that its basically impossible to play the market

Now is it just stock stuff in this book, or will I learn investing in other things?

The basic underlying principles of value investing extend far beyond equity securities.

Just ignore everything in this book, basically the book's premise when it comes to personal finance in relation to investing (in securities), is that you have to actually work hard for money- and invest a small/medium amount of that money into a long-term secure investment that you have done thorough due diligence on, then an even smaller investment (one you can easially afford to lose) on a short-term higher risk investment..

1. Are you a faggot?
2. Do you want to make bank?

Then instead of following this crusty old book written by effeminate old fools, put everything on $AMD

So im still gonna read it because I got nothing better to do and its something I can say I've done recently other then play a video game lol

You'll be far more aware of how very little you know.

Even less then zero o.o?! Oh boy