Why can't I find a job?

Why can't I find a job?

2.5 GPA What the fuck...

>Got lazy and had my 6yo write my resume

If that's what youre handing in for job applications you might want to reconsider remaking it. Pad it up, as a college grad you should be capable of much more.

Because your resume is fucking ugly, look at the lettering, background and layout, I wouldn't hire anyone who doesnt bother presenting themselves nicely. I bet you wore a fucking hawaiian t-shirt to your interview

>Hey man I'm here for the consulting spot

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Kek

dear god I just realized you put "gaming, family and friends" in your hobbies.

hope this is bait

>GPa is low but excellent communicator
Your CV doesn't communicate the excellence you proclaim have in being a decent orator.
Revise and bend the truth to get your foot in the door.

>Mentions he's an excellent communicator twice

Let's try to write a better one buddy, tell me something about yourself that's unique in your circles