/vn/ - Kei Edition

nani?

My loli

>old barracks in neo-renaissance style turned into schools
now THIS is my fetish

Luca a shit!

See? Everyone thinks luca is a shit

anal with rori!

CHOU UKETERU

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I saw Kastel at a grocery store in Lisbon yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

loli for lewd

How lewd is Flowers? I know it is all ages but it should have some handholding and sleeping under some tree shadow etc, r-right?

Well I don't like partials, but might as well start it tonight since Irru PROMISED that 100% patch is coming tomorrow.

Also
>all characters within are over 18 years of age
gets me every time

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Why is everyone on the KS page saying she's a clone of Tohsaka Rin?

cuz normashitters are braindead.

Stop teasing

Get outta here with that unless I see that patch!

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Translate "riajuu" as "normie" yes/no?

If no then what

Patch releasing tonight confirmed

Normie is better than Steins;Gate's "normals" at least.

Can you not fuck with the OP? Retard.

PATCH CONFIRMED TONIGHT!

Because she's a clone of Tohsaka Rin

I hate pedophiles

what is this? sauce ?

>pedophiles
what about thousand year old lolis

Wait, is this a moege where the MC has an actual family, or is she just meme'ing?

No, "normie" is a more reddit way to say normalfag.

Even without pedos no one gonna fuck you, ugly granny.

He has.

You can't stop me, Canada.

Welcome autistic newfriends

She is a senile old hag, of course she is meming.

Normie is reddit now?

So this is the power of nu-Veeky Forums...

Truck-kun when?

They need to wear a gold star
>Doesn't know about gilf dating sites
Bet there are also niche VNs with granny routes
pic related

I just like it when the MC's family is actually involved in the moege and not just working abroad the entire time. That is why I was asking

Okay so how do you translate riajuu?

normie

hatsukoi 100% patch when

normie

t. normalFAGGOT
I don't know niponese

wtf is this!??
need source

niggerfaggot

You heard 'em Irru

t. contrarian retard who cant even provide any reasonable alternatives

So what two routes are generally regarded as the best in Hatsukoi? I'd like to start and end high, save the worst girls for the middle.

>acknowledging Irru's existence

How come everyone seems so indifferent towards her?

>normalfag
Fuck off normie

>gilf
Yes, I should never underestimate how degenerated americans are.

>tfw as reddit as it gets and never ever seen 'normie' used on there

Midori is japanese for "middling"

your waifu is shit, quof

runa and maya are best
pizza is worst

I thought it was for green

*sarcasm*

She doesn't really have much going for her personality wise.

Her kind of character is usually my least favorite in Japanese media in general, not just VNs

They are usually called "mature women" rather than gilfs.

>not putting jalapenos on your pizza

I do, actually.

>the MC doesn't know how to use a phone
How is he going to even be able to talk to girls?

>not putting pineapple + mixing it with ketchup

This general would be great if could get rid of degenerated americans.

>putting jalapenos on your pizza

this general would be great if it didn't exist

This

Real tired of your bullshit, ESL-kun. Go complain about cakes somewhere else.

The Kreens are onto us.

Yukino such a cutie.

No she isn't

What is she even? Sure as shit not deredere. Shes just bland, and those growths on her chest aren't doing her any favors either.

Who is worse, ameritards or ESLs?

She definitely is cute. Please considering killing yourself instead of responding to this post

Fuck off its delicious.

Jalapenos, sausage and grilled chicken with a light coat of banana peppers. Try it once.

please holocaust anyone who has ever come to this general

You

We have a lot of ESLs that only speak in broken english in this general, so I'm gonna go with ESLs.

I've managed a pizzeria for 3 years, I know what it's like.

I just feel like it overpowers the rest of the ingredients.

Almost as disgusting as NTR VNs

It does, but if you like it then its fine. Its not an everytimer for me, but its amazing once in a while.

Reminder that garlic is the best pizza sauce.

JOPs, always trying to start shit

>not getting jalapeno garlic [any meat] pizzas
>having a palate so unrefined that any mildly spicy pepper destroys the flavor instead of enhancing it

my nigga

My loli

Pizza is a terrible food.

Do these early choices matter? I know peoeple were talking about the choice when watching porno with your bros locks you into a route.

Papa's Pizzeria doesn't count
Except it makes your breath smell terrible, but yeah, pretty delicious.

Yukino no

ESLs are the best and most respectful ppl itt.