/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

it's a sign

Sunbeams cheater's lament, even if i'd feel sorry for the guy that deserved it
I just like the hat

Killed someone repeatedly and stole their Golden Pan

>airblast demoknight into retreating teammate

>telefragging an enemy can boost your banner meter to full
Woah

>Nigga I also do a lot of support medic
>also

Being flexible in what you can do is good

>Being flexible
>i can be useless too, so what

*takes out blutsauger*
*arraysevens you*

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There is nothing wrong with being a combat medic.

What if...

New Sapper

+Turn building against it's team
+Can't be removed after it's effect takes place

-5 Sec. delay until it's effect takes place
-Building is deactivated while being sapped
-Only one can be deployed until it's destroyed.

If it's too OP: Can be removed with a single wrench hit
If it's still too OP: After the 5 Sec. delay the building gets deleveled 1
If it's not OP enough: Building is deactivated while being sapped.

Dont project your life onto others, its not healthy

*in casual

>shitposting

is Uncledane the best tf2 content creator?

soundcloud.com/uncle-dane/lenny-bind

Only if you want to cause a fuckton of salt in pubs.
obviously

tf2r.com/kbwlgru.html

This isn't me btw.

im gay

The only mode that matters, yes

i'll stop replying now

Please dont, I enjoy the (You)'s

I have decided to leave tf2g forever and instead only post on /r/tf2

Autobalance was great feature, it made matches more even, also being able to freely change teams was good when you're in those retarded teams with like 5+ engineers, switching teams and going demoman and fucking the turtlers felt great. Autobalance would distribute the retards if you they were entirely in one team, making things better. Sometimes it wouldn't balance team at all, but most of the times it would solve stacked team issues.

This current retarded casual matchmaking system favors team stacking. Get 3+ people together against randoms and it's gonna be a quick stomp. That's if the losing team doesn't ragequit after realizing teams are not remotely balanced.

I'll take being autobalanced into a loss in the last minute than having queues for completely uneven matches that aren't fun to play if you're along with the team steamrolling or being steamrolled, there's no challenge or fun to be had in these.

There's also some other benefits to autobalance, it changed how the matches played big time, adding some variety to the game since different team setups turned out to be different out in the field, sometimes you'd face a really good player, you got back and forth with him, and then suddenly you're on the same team watching each other's backs, that a was a nice change of events.

They have fucking killed pubs with this inferior, unbalanced retarded shit that only favors team stacking and makes ragequitters destroy a match completely.

nice essay dude
only friendless losers complain about new PLAY WITH FRIENDS feature ;)
t. jill

joking aside, I completely agree this new system is complete fucking garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=zbyZnDT6cko

What ugly effect replaces this dude has on

Isn't that the guy who created lmaobox

>Direct Hit: capped at 120 base dmg
>Quick-Fix: Decreased healing from 140% to 110%
>Soda-Popper: Removed extra jumps
>Atomizer: Only grants 3rd jump when equipped. 25% more damage taken
>Crit-a-cola: Only allows meele while active.

nah he just shilled the even living crap out of it for years

no thats just some pathetic attention whore

you can't be bad with splash dama-

member @MaxBoxNSFW
wish i didnt member

I wish I didn't remember either, but you brought it up

I'll be your friend

dead of night pls

hot garbage incoming

>shirt + shirt = shirts

Lmao, you thought. Enjoy your Engineer Blueprints

I would've enjoyed blueprints over these

bring back taunt sliding

>upward last
>have one last push
>medifag screams at us to push
>fml
>med is quickfix
>at 100
>med continues to bitch and moan
>heal beam on me
>I jump across the pit to smash faggot sniper
>notice medic is screeching like a berserk monkey
>turn around
>medic fell into the pit
>apparently I threw him in there.
>mfw medic swallows mic while we lose the game

I crafted a dead of night last week. I coulda traded you my old one. But it isn't as good as thr cross comm mask I crafted.

I mainly wanted to craft it for profit but thanks anyways

Sexellent

>tf2 used to run fine on 2gb of ram
>the same pc with 4gb now needs dxlevel 81, max fps config and it still crashes every 2h
what went wrong

shitty developers

>stop playing for a few days
>join pub
>juggling meds with sticks
>pipes left and right
>win 26:0
I guess sometimes taking a break is the best thing you can do.

>pub
am i supposed to be impressed?

Anyone up for some Mann Versus Machine? We're gonna be doing Botbash for the first mission

id/BasedViva for them invites

Doing some more MvM if anyone wants to join in
2 cities

well it's no 112:32 but it's pretty nice.
If you're not impressed you can fuck off and dont reply to me or my posts ever again.

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when a pyro sees you
youtube.com/watch?v=HrWeO-me9rY

this actually made me laugh.

Thanks for that

what cosmetic do i use with the fortunate son and flak jack?

Any of the boots.

the flak jack looks like shit

>none of them sell on the steam market

well fuck me sideways

post scouts, rate scouts

I haven't checked in a while, but bootenkam whatevers and brooklyn booties shouldn't be too expensive. I remember both of them being cheap.

i can't trade because my cellphone is a brick from the early 2000's

Just means you'll have a 7 or however long day waiting period. Do you want me to grab a pair and trade you?

I like the surfer-type look

Also, I don't know if it requires an actual phone, I believe it just requires the steam application. Have you looked into emulating an android or iphone and downloading the app?

it's 15 days if i try to trade anything, if you add the item and i add nothing the trade works the exact second we'd do it, so i'm not sure

wouldn't that buttfuck me if i need my account recovered though?

i should probably stop being a cheap fuck and buy an actual phone, too bad my hate for mobiles is stronger

I don't mind the waiting period if you want the item. And I'm not sure, you should still be able to recover through your email + the app as long as it's attached to your pc.

remember how demopan represented how much the artstyle had diminished

female (male) scout/10

eh, i think we'd both need to wait 15 days until anything goes through anyway, but thanks user, i'll sort it out myself

while we're at it gentlemen please rate my texan man of quantum engineering and fuckery

We would. But if you connect your account to the application, there's a 15 day period before you can trade without holds. So regardless of if it's done now or then, there's will be a waiting period before you can get your item.

Member of the girl scouts
kang of the disco

not a fan of the paints
good on you for making that egyptian hat work

i'll be fine senpai, plus i don't have any metal to trade with you right now anyway, it'd be a waste

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always liked hatless, quality loadout/10
biker scout looks great, shame there's no lead pipe

how do i make my soldier not look like a tryhard/shitter/hightower dweller

>only one weapon is killstreak
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

70's Disco Egyptian/10 pretty good
That scout looks dangerous, I think I've seen someone similar in a film but I can't remember which, I like it
Looks like a Mad Max rip off.
Is it a cosplay I'm not getting? Otherwise it'd look better with a jacket instead of a tuxxedo.

default

spy cosplay

oh, I feel stupid.

sucks that the sleeves are short then.

Have you played Hotline Miami?

*blocks your path*

Botbash was fun. I carried, as usual

Anyone up for other MvM missions?

a dead of night would look more like spy than the tuxxy

Only if it's boot camp because i'm poor and irish

im sure this person didn't farm these kills.

yes, it still reminds me more of Mad Max though, even though you painted the helmet and all.

Nice stuff, specially the painted Converse

meh/10
welcome to vietnam, son

Didn't actually know it gave him long sleeves, I'll probably get one now