/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Where can I get a fake phone number which gets by accepted by this retarded authentificator?

use your moms phone number

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>Going for headshots makes you a worse player

Rly makes thinkin

Looks like G2 got bamboozled

Mousesports is looking like a solid team, when they lost Niko I thought they were done for, but ropz and oskar are doing so well, they have a bright future I think.

leave it to me

Where do I go to join a team? Any silvers wanting to rank up with me? Pls no bully

silver what? also id?

silver 3 now but I made it to gold nova back when I was playing regularly

ratedryman

>ratedryman
prime?

yes

Guys this is skinny pansy

youtube.com/watch?v=QzfqNW_6cyY

2011 Pansy would totally be my waifu

>tfw my mummy bought me a new WRX STi for my birthday

Time to buy some skines

Bread on hood or you're a lying faggot.

faze up

youre prob from australia or new zealand huh

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whats it look like with a rifle or sniper

no idea senpai

Rye will have to do

GOD Oskar

looks like a camry from the back

Uhhh
/Gotards/?

A 4.8 second 0-60mph camry w/ 2.5L turbo engine

leave it to me

>tfw should have got a 27inch monitor since I play 4:3

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4:3 looks pretty ugly on a 27 inch mayne. Native res actually makes you think you're playing a game that isn't 13 years old

Wedding fucking when?

Happy birthday bitchfaggot fuccboi.

why didn't scream stay with shox at g2 when the shuffle happened

buy something nice for her instead

>our guy pimp is now a shitty analyst

HELP

Nbk doesn't want muslims on his team.

>that piss yellow tint on the stream

Fucking dreamhack.

this was a great idea

I hope you're being ironic.

Thanks user
Bought her a $500 cardigan and wiped out my paycheck on hers and my dads birthday a few weeks ago, probably influenced their decision.

Honestly never thought I would be the type of person to get a car for their birthday. We only became rich about a year ago.

do you require a /s reddo?

hello reddo

Your parents have the same birthdays?

>manlets

twitter.com/Lachlan_DONG/status/860756354775916544

>azr being your favorite player
>taking shit to manlets while being one
>your

I just got cancer.

youtu.be/slK-_Kxn8sA

yep

@176036743
This video is not only terrible, but making highlights of you getting kills in casual is sad.

a fucking fragmovie made from deathmatch and casual
as if these things aren't cancer enough
you are weak and you stand for nothing

as if u could do better

Kill yourself literal redditor trash.

tips for aiming in general?

i tend to crouch walk and spray whenever i try to clear corners but i just get raped by people who just aim at the floor

hit up the dms my dude

Play 10s and learn crosshair placement.

Yes I could, not only I work editing videos for a local TV channel, but I'm also rank A. Kys you dumb nigger

you failed miserably and should consider throwing yourself off a bridge

you talk the talk but can you walk the walk? show me ur portfolio

Talking like this is the reason you don't have any friends to play with, user.

friends are for people who can't have fun by themself

Everything else aside, get better taste in music before making videos and clogging up the internet with this garbage

how to stop momemntum?

crouch or just stop?

run n gun my dude

Hahaha this is bait right?

shut the fuck off

counter-strafe quickest way to reset your accuracy while moving

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You've got the reactions of a snail. Chose literally any of my casual games for the past 3 months and it'll put you to shame 15 times over.

uploading a demo you little bitch

Counter strafing my guy, learn it
crouch peek only when you have an awp or when you have angle advantage

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You can bet sprays now?
Back to underdog betting for me

/ourguy/ friberg is streaming my dudes

i'm gonna go stream my toilet, wanna watch?

>getting raped by p90s

what do

get out of silver

its dmg lad

whats the site you are using?
and will they disappear in a few weeks?
I thought skins betting died

vpgame

csesport

bets.gg

csgo188

Get out of silver

That's csesport.com

I assume you've had no problems getting your winnings then?

Nope never had any issues. I never leave anything that valuable in returns for that long though seeing as they're Ruskies and how skin betting has gone before.

Only annoying thing about csesport is it's run by Ruskies so they take ages to do the payouts for NA ECS matches cause everyone running the site is asleep I assume.

will there be terrorists at the tours event??

aim for the head, my main man

is it time for the betgod to return?

post inventory

-s1mple
when?

s1mple definitely doesn't fit with Na'Vi

s1mple need smart teammates who plays diff style

get a better pc and better internet. this game is unplayable while under 300 fps.

that's why you get kiddies with no gamesense in higher ranks with "insane" aim even though they have shit crosshair placement. i was stuck in dmg until i bought a good rig and just jumped to supreme in a week. it was like everyone was playing in slow mo.

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oh, and a 144hz monitor also makes a lot of difference, makes it easier to spray.