Whats the cheapest way to kill myself?

Whats the cheapest way to kill myself?

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Maybe bleach is on sale?

Drowning

Maybe I could trade my worthless Sprint phone for a bottle, but the grocery store is probably too smart for that

Holding your breath.
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The moon launch was cancelled. Air is the one thing I can still afford.

Some organizations sell or even give out Exit Bag kits

I highly recommend that

lay down on the floor
dont move
dont eat
dont drink
good bye :)

Buying bitcoin.

This may work if I can sell my body afterwards.

I admit it, I lol'd. Thanks for the laugh after a really shitty day.

Why?

Jump off a window.

Goodbye pal.

Because I thought there would be some uptick before their Q4 release next week, and because I thought their reports wouls be far better than expected based on my apparently moronic research.

And because fucking Robin Hood failed to honor my "Stop Loss", meaning I lost a little over double what I would have if I wasnt using a broken PoS meme app.

they all cost the same to you

I pulled the same stunt with Microsoft.... In all seriousness thats the only thing that saved my ass. I have never been a big fan of theirs but I am gonna go home and fuck my xbox tonight.

Do you need to sell you organs after user?

Im down 19k on a 24k portfolio.

Fuck off.

>he didnt believe the index fund meme

You wanna kill yourself over 2.2%? There are people losing 99%+ on DRYS trades. Have you ever blown an account?
>buying Sprint
I would advise against that

Should've bought VZ on the dip revenue decline. 4% dividend on $6m account gives a nice $240k to live on per year all passive, studying, and going to gym. how is that difficult #feelsgoodman

>DRYS trades
Holy fuck who brought that turd?

> 2007: $1,482,000 (equivalent value before reverse split)
> 2017: $1.99

If you care to share some links to idiots shilling this id be appreciative.

this probably. Assuming you can afford/manage to steal or find a cinderblock.

lol nice one

sprint should hit the moon

just hold. enjoy the LT cap gains. sprint is fine, dont worry.

source: trust me, i know what spectrum is worth.

oh one caveat.

>bought TIDAL for 200mil 33%

this made me sell 75% of my holdings. but price didnt decrease. the tidal decision hints at shit mgmt

>>jump straight up
>>flip 180 degrees
>>land on head and break neck
>>????
>>PROFIT

Post a screen shot? Have you been trading memes or are you holding long. I'm curious and ever so slightly distrust you.

Cement shoes and a trio to the Golden Gate Bridge

A bullet is $0.32
The traintracks are free

But that'll make you rich.

Fuck you

Short change yourself by eating out and tipping 200% until you run out of money.

how do u get BTFO'd by Sprint lmao

Dehydration

Before you kill yourself. Can you tell me what app this is?

Buying telecom right now lmao. That shit got super inflated when people were chasing yield in 2016.

if you were a responsible investor you'd have more cash/liquid assets to spend on even more sprint shares so that when it goes back up you are making bank

Fasten your seatbelt. I wonder if they're bearish yet
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commit a crime and act like ypuare producinga gun to cops-- death

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