/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

Do Koroko's get bigger as they get older or do they just come in multiple sizes

Actually, did the sages in OoT die or not? It's not explicit, really.
Makes sense, she's got to have grown over those thousands of years, gone mad and stays sane only through dancing.

That fucking bulge.

The panties are real. The NoPan is edited slightly for your viewing pleasure

Well that would make this even weirder than it already is

Since last thread is kill when I asked,
who's your favourite Korok /lozg/?

The ones that don't give me shit so the stall keepers, riddler, trial koroks, blupee and ice rod korok

That makes it hotter

Please don't sexualize Hestu

post your THICCEST Links

Zelda stop

Repostan in case anybody missed it

I get the impression sages kind of semi-ascend. they probably eventually become like the TP ones, over time.
it's odd too that people think descendants of sages have to be genetic descendants, when... they seem to imply that once they become a sage they can't pursue their relationship with Link anymore.. and thus, with anyone else. considernig how often sages change race, i think they're not remotely genetic, but SPIRITUAL descendants. that ties up a lot of questions
I don't feel Bokkurin is meant to be a korog at all. When you meet him he's like "those korogs are mean to me" as if he isn't one of them. I assumed he was another type of plant-being. i mean, he could poop out his OWN seeds for his maracas if he was one of them

They have her pantyless model in game?

it's a great edit!
i realize it frustrated a lot of people, but the little one trying to travel.. was fucking adorable. I loved watching him waddle around and try to make his way.
but my favorite will always be my OCs, the Windleaf Pirates

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>I don't feel Bokkurin is meant to be a korog at all. When you meet him he's like "those korogs are mean to me" as if he isn't one of them. I assumed he was another type of plant-being. i mean, he could poop out his OWN seeds for his maracas if he was one of them
His own seed is too big, he gives you it after you return all 900 of the other seeds.

What a shitty DLC, is just wish that the Cave of Trials and the armor will be cool. Because holy shit, the new map feature is shit, the new difficulty is just enemies with more level, and the armors are 8 pieces of armor, not 8 armor SETS.

If you zoom in an 2B's panties, you can see pussy stains.

oh that came out of him?
okay in that case i submit that he's a mutant one.
i wish i'd had that new map thing all along. it's way too late now.
i am going to forego using a guide for the seeds though since we're getting a mask to help.

Japs love Tingle, he reminds them of game show hosts.

Much the same as Final Fantasy's art style went the flowery baroque route after Japan decreed that FF7 was not kawaii enough, as the Zeldaverse expands, you will see more and more characters like Tingle that Japan loves and America hates.

What armour would you like to see? For me I'd like to see:
>TP Ganondorf armour
>Iron Knuckle
>Hero's Shade
>TP Magic Armour
>TP Zora Armour
>Gerudo Guard armour

but FF has been getting less and less kawaii as time goes on, 7 was the start of that, and the most recent one is about as far from cute as you can get. i want MORE kawaii, less weird ugly deformos like when they put brian peppers in TP.

got any source on that?

I want armor that makes me look like a Korok. Like, we get the Makar mask, give us a tree bark suit.
I also want the train conductor outfit from spirit tracks. Maybe a set bonus to increase horse speed.
Finally, how about LttP armor, complete with pink hair?

>Ganondorf armour
>so you can wield the sword of six sages
dude no, it's too powerful.. we can't.. it would.. be too much
we also absolutely can't include nuck armor, be it iron, tart, or otherwise. that's just.. too awesome.

alternate outfits from other games like the zora and magic armors though? very yes.
honestly i'm surprised they arent going the tf2 route with this given that it has to be by far the easiest content to add

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So I don't know if it's a change in the translation or what (obviously the specifics are, since it's not 'tesitar bridge' it's manhala), but all those 'old bosses with bridges named after them except the word is changed significantly but you can tell that's what it used to be'..
do you think that's a cultural taboo issue? like originally some macabre fellow named landmarks after cool monsters, but over time it became forbidden to say their names, so they changed them slightly? kind of a 'gropecunt lane' scenario?

I want my Link with Ganondorf's fabulous hair

might as well just let us dress like Skull Kid

and give HW fans a chance to claim it's canon. No chance

I think it's more mistranslation over the ages, seeing as how we have mekar island instead of makar island. Speaking of which, I WONDER WHERE THAT MAKAR MASK IS GOING TO SPAWN, PERHAPS SOME OTHERWISE POINTLESS ISLAND FILLED WITH TONS OF SKELETONS?

Your reasons for avoiding fun are bad, and they bring your family shame.

>Get Zelda as a companion
>you can dress her up too

Zelda wearing Cia armor when

Zelda wearing Zora armour when

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that's Nintendo's reason. My reason would be the outfit looking like shit on a male. If I wanted something similar to it but more suited to the male form I'd go with Ghirahim's duds

Do we have any clue what the holiday DLC is gonna be?

I wish there was a patch/option to reduce fog and increase saturation. The game looks so washed out when it doesn't need to

>Dungeon
>New story content

That's all we know

Hey, don't lump me in with normal tripfags, I only use the trip when I'm talking about trying to solve what causes monsters to get stronger.

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I'm genuinely curious as to how it all works. Great work so far.

Diet and exercise?

I want to see Gerudo fighting off a a Lynel and their leader riding a Molduga

They might get confused and try to date it.

I've got at least 2 example of Gerudo considering interspecies

No one will never draw Lynel on Gerudo porn

>Now mentally visualizing a Gerudo Lynel.

So are Lynel guts located in the horse half or the human half?

Yes they are.

Gerudo genes so strong they overwrite even Lynels. Probably produce a kid who's slightly more muscular and has a taste for fighting and meat and likes to be left alone

>we will never know just what the hell kind of unholy force managed to injure Link when he was previously shown to take down hordes of enemies with nary a scratch
inb4 he just wanted an excuse for a healing sesh

i agree, except.. you picked the worst ganondorf hair.
>stalkid
i'm sure that'd go over nicely with the deku tree. "hey, look, i'm one of your kids except undead! you kept such poor tabs on me that I got lonely and almost destroyed another dimension I found"

eh, HW's setting is pretty canon-y, it's only the timetravely bits that dont quite work.

fuck, she's 17. the same crowd that censored lynlee's bikinis will throw a fit if zelda's clothes come off. she'll have to have a burqa as standard underwear
>GRAPHIC
my sides

Which Ganondorf has better hair and please don't say HW

To the Bloodmoon Researcher Guy!

I've now obtained all amiibo outfits, a few shrines and no beasts and difficulty has ramped up massively, all wizards dropping higher tier rods and most mobs are now black.

More likely the creepy pedo fish overracted to a small scratch and insisted she heal him even though he was fine

Probably a couple dozen white lynels.

An injury that happened during rough cuddling.

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>Heart seats.

god i love following NPCs around and watching as their dialogue inexplicably changes a bit over time
though it's disappointing how none of it means anything. the girl talking about going to the shrine of wisdom never does, she just goes between hateno and the stable over and over, getting ambushed like 8 times

I hope the chests for the DLC items aren't just in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing to them. Maybe theme the area around it up a little bit and/or put them in locations that might seem like it makes sense. They say to look/hear out for hints across the world as to the whereabouts, but I'm thinking what's the first general area I'd start looking around for stuff like Tingle's outfit, Majora's Mask, the Phantom armour and Midna's helmet. The Korok mask might seem obvious, but who knows.

>that's how ganondorf was born
to me it looks like a heart. centauroids almost certainly have two hearts whether or not they have a full two sets of abdominal organs. now how the lungs work, don't ask me, but I guarantee they have fucktons of erythrocytes to feed that entire body with that small air intake
HW. also OoT but only in-game and only in the future. not so much the official art

Chest has a reasonably nice shield in it.

>all wizards dropping higher tier rods
now that's interesting, i'm in the endgame with all silver lynels and i'm still seeing low-level wizzrobes about half as often as high. it was annoying when i realized i'd never photographed a normal ice rod
i remember when i first realized they were actually separate enemies.
also i've always either killed them in one hit or bolted, what do they actually do? my very first encounter it raised the temp super high and i just got outta there.
wait where's that? i dont recall a one-bed room
also where does sidon sleep?

is mujura's mask going to affect the moon y'think?
ohhh it's there, at the reservoir. weird that that place has a bed. who'd sleep there?

It's ostensibly there for you to heal yourself for the Vah Ruta fight but there's no context for it otherwise. Zora don't sleep in beds, which makes its presence even weirder.

The room us up at the reservoir, just behind where Link and Mipha were hanging out in the memory.

Sidon's sleeps in water, like all Zora do. Probably in the large royal pool room since the royals grow bigger.

The reservoir was built in a joint Hylian-Zora effort, so I'd assume Hylian dignitaries might've stayed there pre-Calamity

It's the honeymoon suite where Zelda and Link will stay during their visit post game

Too bad Link hasn't shown any interest in Zelda.

I hate one time dialogue from NPCs especially in Gerudo where dialogue changes from your arrival to returning the helm to beating the Beast to earning the helm

long partially slicked back hair

>Zora don't sleep in beds, which makes its presence even weirder.
oh that's right, they sleep in pools.. which is awesome. but raises questions.

so it IS sleepable then. that's very interesting.
i wonder if that's just offscreen or what. i dont recall dorephan ever moving but i imagine he can't. zoras just become sessile as they age, like uh.. what's that animal that does that.
oh that's a fantastic concept
>here, we made you a .. you call it "bed" yes? for putting your body on while asleep!
>we put a structure over the top of it in case it rains. you don't like when rain gets on you, right?
dignitaries are like.. wow.. you people havent invented walls yet... quiet you'll offend them

A lot of the characters are never shown sleeping. Just awake 24/7.

>You'll never see Isha sleeping...

i hate when i accidentally skip through them

what about that hair?

It's sleepable and zero cost. Link can use it as soon as he finds it there.

I started a new save file to get the dialogue

doesn't compare to TP Dorf's hair IMO

I mean it's right next to the elephant so Mipha and Linktogether

>weird that that place has a bed.

it's so you can fuck sidon prior to battle to let off stress

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yeah in fact i was shocked the other day to notice one of the sleeping zoras was one of the moms, i think the one you rescued. other than that it's all just the kids.
god i really wish theyd put the tiny extra effort into making kids different sizes

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whom are we talking about re: slicked back? no dorf i know has that
never noticed the details on that champeenship belt before. and she even has matching pants. that's great.
i'd love to see a post-industrial zelda where we see the beginnings of widespread name-brand products. can you just imagine?

time trial instead of an actual race

Pathetic

I'd have liked some Gerudo around Riju's age

>what's the first general area I'd start looking around for stuff like Tingle's outfit, Majora's Mask, the Phantom armour and Midna's helmet.
Tingle Island
???
Lanayru Wetlands
Arbiters Grounds

I have no idea where Majora's Mask would be hidden. Skull Lake maybe?

Mekar Island? Somewhere in the lost woods?

BotW Zelda is NOT Link only

>The entirety of Zora's Domain had to hear loud fish sex every night because no walls

No wonder half of them hate Link, only the older ones knew what it meant

OoT final battle Ganondorf has long hair somewhat slicked back

Zora don't fuck, they just quietly deposit their eggs in the spawning pool under the main stairs.

Kass's teacher fuck off, you lost