Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1054

I'm actually retarded and somehow misread Ryoubi as Kafuru.
Sorry.

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

Discuss

Yo

My HATRED OF EVERY GIRL is the power source of the Sun! You owe your lives to it!

Name just A SINGLE Senran that is cooler and more radical than Miyabi.
You can't

He's speaking the truth, there is nothing to discuss.

Thank you for letting plants and crops grow HOEG user!

Done.

It's okay to like Yumi here puri

Don't you have training to do, Yumi?

Daily reminder Murakumo is lewd.
LEWD!!

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Not today puri

Only thing worse than a Yumifag who admits to liking her is a Yumifag who is too ashamed to admit it because of the fanbase.
Actually, admitting to like Murasaki is even worse than one being too ashamed of liking Yumi.

Daidouji is a man!

A man!

I want to make Haruka ahegao!

I want the Mistress to make me ahegao which in turn will make her ahegao!

please post puffy vulvas

Haruka has enough ahegao potions for everybody.

Again, Haruka already makes silly faces normally. You can't make her ahegao if her face is already silly.

Miyabi is sounding more and more like an older woman trying to fit in with high school girls in order to feel young.
Except it looks like she grabbed her references for what boys find cool, so it turns out her outdated references are even geared towards the wrong gender too.

Which is why I'll use all of them on her.

Haruka is so ugly.

Easy there, user. Her face will become DANGEROUSLY silly if you try that. It won't end well for either of you.

No, you're ugly!

>retarded hair
>ugly pink bow
>green eyes

I think she's plenty ugly.

>Not liking Mistress' perfectly styled hair, her adorable ribbon or her gorgeous green eyes.

She's quite the opposite of ugly, she's beautiful!

>Cinnamon buns for hair
>Pretty pink bow
>Beautiful green eyes

I think she's plenty gorgeous and you're just jealous!

Look at these mega dorks...

>green eyes
>bad
You have ultra-shit taste.

Wow, what fucking losers.

holy fuck I never noticed how hot miyabi is

Miyabi is looking dangerously soft, there.

Asuka looks pretty soft too.

I want Yomi to comfort me and kiss my forehead after cum immediately after we start having sex.

why are Asuka and Miyabi holding hands?

Because Asuka is a dork who's overly sexual with everyone and Miyabi is a weirdo who thinks its normal to hango ut with teenagers.

I'm glad they decided to completely remove Homura from the game

I want to drug Murasaki and sell her as a sex slave!
The experience should make her Root of Calamity even stronger!

By removing Homura's model, animations and soundclips, they can add over 4000 unique puri sounds for Yumi!

I want to be Murasaki's slave!

That's not gonna make her any stronger, you doof!

How do you know, he might be a shit slave.

"I accidentally jizzed on your Bebey."
>[autistic neet screeching]

I'll get her PINEAPPLE on her pizza!

What's the WORST that could happen?

>What's the WORST that could happen?
She actually enjoys it.

You know she would. The fat bitch will devour anything.

twitter.com/jitome_dan/status/860777901238534144

Then I'll get her a DIET soda!

How about that, huh?

Stop, this is cruelty unimaginable.

what in goddamn tarnation

Fine, I'll add YoxMino in my acceptable Yuri list

I hate it when user acts like a whore

>Ayame uses her ultimate move!
>user snatches all the panties from the air!
>The attack failed!
>He's sniffing them all...
>Let's leave user be for a while...

my type is cute ditzy blondes and strawberry blondes.

>hating on green eyes.

Green is the best natural eyecolor.

my type is whoever gives me attention FUCK I'M SO ALONE

how do you feel about Senran feet?

i never really saw the appeal of feet in general

>green eyes
>shit

What kind of a shit taste is this?

Indifferent.

beansprout farts

>Mistress Haruka will never test her new drugs on you
>Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog
>Mistress Haruka will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Mistress Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Mistress Haruka will never be real

I ain't a foot person, but I would happily worship Mistress' feet if she so desired it.

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>Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog

Pet my head and call me a good boy and feed me treats?

ASUKA!!!!!!!!

And put a cute collar and leash on you, take you for walkies and make you do tricks!

Sounds like fun!

Of course it would be fun user, everything with Mistress is fun!

How would you feel if a tiny, hyperactive hamster creature started running towards you at high speeds?

Very happy. Sad we don't have more feet or even legs in general.

Stand there with arms open, and hug a cute tiny hyperactive hamster creature.

I would feel run very fast.

Anyone here get the chance to see GotG 2? I forgot it released yesterday and I was busy with family business today.

How was your day, /skg/?

ASUKA IS CUTE!!!
CUTE
CUTE

CUUTEEEE

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Extend fist and wait.

Up next on Jackass!

Theaters suck. I don't understand why theaters are still a thing. They should just release movies straight to VHS and fuck off with that theater bullshit.

>VHS
>Not glorious Laserdisc

Time to power up my ultimate headpat attack!

The bullying will never hurt me. Leo is a woman, and I love her.

Is your nearby theater shitty or something? I love the one I go to.

Good night /skg/
Sleep well and sweet dreams to you all!
I didn't dream of Mistress last night, but I did dream of being a jet pilot and asking Cima Garahau from Gundam 0083 out of a date, so it wasn't all bad.
Maybe tonight will be different? I hope it is.

Go to sleep Gor.

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i want to hear this deep voiced woman moan in bed!

I bet you have friends or a girlfriend.

I never care about Leo until I hear her deep voice

W-well yeah...?

Seriously, why was her voice so deep?