Mass Effect General - /meg/

He made the thread when no one else would edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

>Furfag turian degeneracy:
pastebin.com/mKsLQ29j
Why do I keep this here?

Last thread:

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reddit.com/r/MECoOp/comments/69m4l8/psa_to_improve_weapon_damage_set_your_sp/
channel4.com/programmes/how-autistic-are-you
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Cora is cute

>avatarposting tripfag
Fucking dropped.

Vetra is cute.

Angara genocide now

>Managed to download the App "Omni-tan" to your omnitool before cryo
>Can hide the disgusting freckles that come with your potato heritage
>mfw I hooked the Pathfinder with my "deep" religious scientist bit and can get all the rock samples I want

At least use a Mass Effect image, nigger.

I'll stop you.

Good. You opened this spoiler.

Patch when?

More MP characters when?

Angara genocide when?

Jaal is cute.
>Avatarfagging so hard you can't even make the OP a related image
neck yourself

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She's half-Arab judging by her name, that's probably her natural skin tone.

Probably tuesday, asphalt beard user

Black widow is the best raifu

pls stop posting ur fagshit I have a weak stomach

>tfw no angara bf

>weak stomach
Work on that. Women don't find that attractive

>you will never get the biggest and warmest of hugs
jdimsa

Good boys.

Bad boys.

Scott is for Sara

Sara is for Scott

Gas is for Angara

Let me love my Grannyfu in peace

Bring her Primus' head first.

Jardaan will fight you

You will genocide mind controlled Angara unless you save the Angaran AI on Voeld

Only the truly intelligent waifu the Moshae.

>superior race
>fight amoebas
>implying they even need angara to kill us all
Oh yes "fighting"

Option to convince Gil he's straight when?

I really want him and Jill to get married.

>implying the angara don't have it coming

There's already an option to convince Gil he loves Jill.

>implying the Jardaan didn't deploy the scourge on themselves bc whoever created the Angara went rouge and creating life is illegal in their society

This is retarded.

what do you think Mass Effect Andromeda is

A postmodernism art.

That's not enough, he needs to get married and renounce all those years of homosexuality.

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It's not convincing him the he's in love with her just holdout him understand what love isOr I would say if he wasn't willing to raise a kid with the crazy lady as the dad

I really hope they do something about that. How is Tumblr not exploding at the fact that's it's basically straight conversion

Just wait for 9 months.

He can renounce all he wants, but he can't unfuck his butt.

Based bioware.

He donated his cum and they injected it into her. They didn't fuck, he's gay bro lmao

Just wait until he'll want one more kid via more natural way.

oy vey cure homo

Hi tumblr

It's not his. Jill uses some other guy's

Proof? I thought it's pretty clear that the kid is his.

jesus christ
reddit.com/r/MECoOp/comments/69m4l8/psa_to_improve_weapon_damage_set_your_sp/

>unironically posting reddit links
What happened to this place?

>reddit
>being retarded
Shocked

I forget exactly when but when approached about the subject he joke about how Jill got the perfect man's baby gravy

The joke is that he's the perfect man.

how much autism can one man develop hoy fug

The Mass Effect series was followed by a fanfiction spinoff and we were infested with these types around that time.

did you actually check the link, because it proves bioware is retarded, not reddit

>literally defending reddit
What the actual fuck?

I don't have the exactly quote but he's very clearly talking about someone else, that he doesn't know much about, just exaggerating his success for a joke

>perpetuating the "us versus them" narrative with reddit when most Veeky Forums users use both

they're certainly doing better at cracking open game mechanics than /m(uh waifu)eg/ is

oh boy stop there pal you're only making yourself look like a bigger moron here let me help you

channel4.com/programmes/how-autistic-are-you

I think I'm getting baited here.

are you people actually biodrones defending this shit or are you such autistic spergs that you can't click a link from reddit because the poster was too lazy to do a tldr of what it is
also
>avatar tripfag is calling someone else retarded
why aren't you banned again?

if you took five seconds to click the link you'd realize that it's talking about how the settings for MP are pulled from your singleplayer difficulty, instead of from a separate config that's supposed to be for the difficulty level of the match.

ergo, setting your singleplayer difficulty to narrative gives your gold multiplayer match enemies 0 armor damage reduction instead of the 20 they're supposed to have, as long as you're hosting.

the only retard here is you and me for responding to your dumb ass

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Why are well even discussing this? Hell why am I trying to defend it not being his kid? It's Comes off more normal if it is.

I knew this place was infested with redditors. Holy fuck.

Would any of you even want to live on Meridian?
Looking up only to see more land and watte IRS just so unsettling. I'd rather live on the Nexus, if it's anything like the Citadel it's be comfy

desu I expected a planet to have formed INSIDE the orb not have the surface inverted?? It's just silly.

Meridian seems unsafe, desu
Voeld seems to be the safest place in Andromeda to live in, as long as you have a heater, that's it.

Now I remember why image Jill even more.
>has Gil's kid
>insists of being a parent and keeping the kid
Ok it's totally normal for her to keep Gil's kid it's do for y'know him and Ryder since they have more claim the the kid as being parents

Ugh. I should've romanced Vetra

>jaalfags
>vetrafags
>biodrones
there was never any doubt

>fag gives relationship advice about women

Fags know more about women because women are more inclined to share with someone who isn't trying to dick them

>What are bisexuals?

Fags.

I think you meant "sluts"

mandible kissu

No I read "change the difficulty to normal and assumed they were being typical redditards

thot is the better term

I thought thot was Tumblr. You're not Tumblr, are you, Helghass?

I thought thot was ebonics?

Thot is nigger for slut, but it's been coopted by neo nazis because memes

At least the Nexus isn't some secret backdoor relay that's also part of a big weapon and also has the starchild in it.

>Mods being incompetent again and not banning the avatarfagging shitposter

Who the fuck really cares about "Veeky Forums v. Reddit" anymore? Especially since when I occasionally look there I see pretty much the exact same stuff posted from here there except worded with less homophobic and racial slurs so that way they don't get banned.

>I want the mods to ban people that make fun of muh waifu
You are more pathetic then me

I want them to ban autistic attentionwhores who are so reddit that they put their avatar as the OP image, even though it's totally unrelated to the general.

Seriously neck yourself.

Honestly if you're that offended that someone makes fun of your favorite character in a video game you really need help.

However in my opinion I feel the tripcoding is starting to get annoying. It was alright like the first 2 or 3 times you did it but now that's it's become a common thing it's just getting tired.

At least find some new avatar or something to go by.

Help i can't decide what to spec my character as
I'm bored of generic biotic bullshit

>then me
Can't even into proper English. Talk about pathetic.

Play as infiltrator or as engineer, senpai

the redditors defending that site care at least as much I guess

>getting this mad
Glad I could help

All the more reason to stop being a faggot user

What do engineers use?
Is Cryo beam good?

Yes but I prefer Flamethrower. Still tech skill tree is really nice, here are the skills.

Dante Must Die Mode: do this for MEA asari.

Not just asari do this with ME:A Salarians and Turians too

Turians are easy, they have different face paint and pretty funky skin colors.

Yeah man.

Pale white is really funky.

>pale white
They are mostly pale browns and grey browns

Is there Lilixierax on that picture?

Andromeda Turians?
The guys are mostly pale white with different markings.

Yep Li is number 6

What the name of that turian that died during the Tuchanka bomb mission?

Adrien?