/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

IT'S FLOATING ABOVE YOUR SHIRT THAT ISN'T ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

whoever modeled the clothes needs to be shot.

First for x80 being a waste of money.

Kazzi is a slut and not to be trusted

No it's just a very stiff necklace.

I really don't understand why they didn't just do a modular system like Saints Row 2 had.

>Pick shirt style
>Pick color(s)
>Pick logo/graphic if you want one

That would free up so much clutter instead of having 81290387128973 premade items. Not like it wouldn't work either, since you can glitch that too.

lmao no.

>Look at broughy's videos for what vehicles are best.
You retard, stop doing this.

What is this from?

At the drive thru, what y'all want?

It worked in APB, too. There were also decals for cars, and it was fun to mess with.

>No spicy chicken sandwich

I'll be taking my business elsewhere.

An afghani heroine smuggling dlc

how do they expect me to roleplay as a vinewood actress if they have no vegetarian option

The first part was a joke poking at the fact that they're label something incompatible just because something clips a little with something else. Meanwhile you can wear the business scarves on top of a bulletproof vest, and it's allowed.
The second part wasn't
This irritates me more than anything because none of the colors match. Some colors are darker shade than other colors. The least they could have done is give an option to paint everything crew color.

>1.50 for two strips of bacon
It's the little things you know.

aw shit here we go

babu babu

Post trucks.

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>people getting almost 500k shekels in tax refund
>some other people getting like 200k shekels for no apparent reason
>I have not gotten either

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Man, I know their updates are becoming smaller and fewer, but I'd love it if Rockstar implemented small part-time jobs like being a taxi driver, body guard, mailman, hunting, etc. Just extra ways to make quick cash on the side that acted more like mini-games.
That and the option to sit on more things, like grass and benches.

A heist preparation screen peasant.

fuck no, there are better supers for half the price. not to mention its easily the most retarded looking car in the game.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Is there a way to get a modded player character to replace the main characters in GTA V?

Holy shit, the lighting on that weebshit character model makes it look surprisingly real. Got more screens?

>small part-time jobs like being a taxi driver, body guard, mailman, hunting, etc.
Pretty much this. If you could just scout around in a police car doing vigilante work like GTA IV, with rewards varying from ~10k to ~25k buckos depending on how hard the tasks are, then I would grind on that shit all day.

But yeah, never ever.

The shading techniques in modern weeb games for characters are definitely more realistic than what Rockstar did with GTAV. The Nier model for instance isn't even being rendered properly because GTAV is so basic in the lighting department.

But anyway I think I found out how to replace a main character. I'll report back after I do the mod.

Anyone want someone to help with heists on ps4?

>co-op buddy cop shenanigans

Are there any level hacks that you can get away with using without a ban?

Asking for a friend.

No

So why does the host get 0% in the new pacific standard method?

>So why does the host get 0% in the new pacific standard method?

Oh wait I'm retarded, u said the new one.

>doing vehicle warehouse stuff cars are just spontaneously combusting
>yesterday a guy teleported on the road ahead of me and instaheadshot me

Are modders still this common after all these years

Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

Worse

How did I do in the face generator?

More angles.

gayboy emo hairstyle and dsl, rest is good

Chad

>he made a middle-aged emo femboi

thousand times better than the trannies in this thread

nigga, I've seen better dindu and tranny characters than that user's bottom-boy, he didn't even try.

Most hairstyles in this game are really bad.

Now you look like a Frenchman who cut off his long hair, and that's better.

So this game is basically Mario party with Los Santos as the lobby?

It's nothing like Mario Party, and GTA Online isn't the only GTA, fag. Get GTA V and ignore the grindy shitfest of jetshitters and scriptkiddies that is Online.

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>no free roam element where you trade bank accounts with a random player

you need bigger, darker eyebrows and a longer jaw in my opinion

r8 our mc

lol it happens again, ghost org, off radar and even find the vip job aint working against me, i dont know if its the whole lobby or just me im on ps4 btw

I have a feeling you like jerking each other off in the clubhouse meeting room

Got my new gta machine put together

>165hz
waow

literally every session

>if I make my username retarded they cant report me

>implying you wouldn't do that with your best bros

My bros prefer driving around and playing Heists together, and if we feel like fighting people, we'd go blow up jetshitters and defend the lobby from them.

you had to play and spend moneys between 25-30 april to get the tax refund

>he doesnt jerk his buddies off
lol r you a homo

That sounds pretty gay.

the crew color is so ugly

yes
also yes

>weekend gta online

not even once

You got good bros. Appreciate them before it's too late

You bikers would desecrate the dead huh.

Me

Why do they do that anyway? To avoid getting reported?

Someone called me a tasteless nigger in the last thread so I tried again.

The car ain't half bad, but you still dress like a tasteless nigger.

I wasn't aware I had to be Veeky Forums in a game

This game is all about cars, outfits and blasting shitters.

yeah you have to look good, drive good AND jhave good looking car

you're dressing like a fuckboy who decided to join ISIS but has to wash the dishes first, of course someone would criticize your shit tastes

Do everything but have fun. Got it.

What exactly is fun to you in this game after several hundred hours of gameplay?
You rack up money to buy your garages full of cars you'll never use and spend 10 hours customizing your character's wardrobe and then collectively with GTAG blast the poor sod who thought it'd be ok to kill you.

Know the devil by his mark

PLAY THE GAME MODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE GAME!

Race and i dont mean that wonky ass shit races with boosts and shit, race like a normal person without hitting others

>dedversary
>catchup/slipstream the mode
>go here and kill this group of npc's for minimal pay
>overplayed heists

Yeah nigger. I'll do that.

Why not just play an actual racing game?

LTS and deathmatch

just play the damn game

>you're playing the game wrong
First of all, the game is far too laggy for a competitive versus game mode like that.
Second, I'd really rather play games actually made for those modes.

I play GTA Online to collect things, customize things, use my superior firepower to bully IGN shitters and maybe jump on the hills with a rocket voltic.

LTS is nothing but Insurgent and Rockets shit.

Deathmatches has a retarded filter that annoys you if you're good or bad at it, it gives you a sympathy power boost if you absolutely suck at it or flares you with a bounty if you ever get more than 3 kills without dying.

This game sucks and you're a retard for liking it, just play modded GTA V.

>LTS is nothing but Insurgent and Rockets shit.

you know nothing you level 30 nigger just LOL

I just like screwing around.
Anyways, do I get to start enjoying the game yet?

>those spoilers
Ew

I'm a 300, faggot. You can't find anything but Snipers vs Stunters or Rockets vs Insurgents on LTS, so sperg harder about the truth, retard.