Help me choose Veeky Forums

help me choose Veeky Forums
3 options
I am a sophomore student in an average uni with 3.9 GPA and I need to choose a career path. My parents can pay for grad school.

Option 1: Dentist
dentistry doesn't make me hard, but I don't hate it either
Good:
-from what I heard, not too hard
-probably the best pay out of other options
Bad:
-have to talk to people
-a lot of time studying

Option 2: Computer Engineering
will graduate a mediocre uni, and get MS from NYU.
Good:
-I'm OK with computers
-Doesn't sound boring
-good outlook
-decent salary
Bad
-sitting around all day
-Boring?

Option 3:
Go into finance, become an investment banker with an MBA or something.
Good:
-slight chance ill become a millionaire
Bad:
-shitton of work
-I'm beta af
-boss will probably be a dick
-the job is too alpha for me

OP here, continuing on mobile

Option 4: Professional Cock-Sucker
Good:
-Get paid to suck dicks
-Get to choose my customers (if I'm in the mood for BBC, I can have it all day long)
-Able to command a high price (my step-dad says I'm the best suck he's ever had)
Bad:
-mouth might get sore
-might get pozzed (though that's pretty hot tb.h)

OP here, I had to go to my moms computer

Option 5: Kill my self
Good:
-everything
Bad:
I am still living and will not post on /r9k/ anymore

>Option 1: Dentist
sounds ok

>Option 2: Computer Engineering
You like programming? No? Then you'll probably not enjoy your 2 years at university.
Still with a decent GPA MSc from NYU you can do pretty much everything you want, including a lot of jobs where you don't have to sit in front of a computer all day.

>Option 3: Go into finance, become an investment banker with an MBA or something.
You won't be invited to interviews for IB with your current CV and you won't get into a decent MBA program (so that you'd get invited) either.
Also the workload is very hard (9am to 3am is not uncommon) and the hierarchy is pretty strict ("don't be an asshole" rule has not made it into IB yet) but yeah you'd end up with 7 figures net worth if you stick it out.

>paying for grad school
Why not pick a real field and get paid for grad school?

>3.9 GPA
Cash in on that high GPA. Study for a couple of months, knock out a 170+ LSAT and get a scholarship to a T-14 law school. Law schools don't give a fuck about your undergrad prestige/ECs so you should be fine. A 3.9 plus a 173 LSAT or so will get you into either Harvard/Stanford Law and give you a fair shot at Yale. You might even want to consider a JD/MBA, since B schools tend to be more lenient on the work experience requirement for these type of students.

I have a very strong Russian accent, I'd make one shitty lawyer.

NYU's engineering programs are shit and every recruiter/HR knows it.

you can't become alpha if you stay in what's comfortable as a beta, do things that you think are too alpha for you and soon they wont be

also def not option 2, it is getting flooded with people thinking it's the future. wages will fall