/ss13g/ - spessboys on a spess station

basically if the admins can tell it's you in a post you're boned.

cult round btw.

What rare/disabled gamemodes do you like the most?

would it be meta if I read the wiki while playing?
fuck

Nothing matters when you have 2 fingers up pomfs anus, you can be literal space hitler and he'd mod you

bay day when??????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

I like the meteor storm and supermatter cascade rounds/events

Xenos, wish dorf happened more often instead of extended.

abductors

really need dem datums

I've never played dorf. Is it fun?

Over your dead body.

What do Anchor Arms even do?

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>Blasma flood in low pop extended

how do you live with yourself, whoever you are

Its good fun, but its definitely something that should only be done once in awhile.

Wait theres anchor arms on this server?

How do you get them?

>"So, why'd you bring the slime?"
>"Wife."

Dorf Fort is a lot of fun but you need a job like chef or engineer so you're always doing something and roleplaying.

>vending machines can blow fuel tanks up
It was great working with you, Ariana.

I got them from a mechanic, I have no idea how he got them, what are they supposed to do?

That it for the night? Was an interesting experience for a newbie. Brain damage, Mime Curse, no name...

>No syringes on the mining outpost
>Captain in crit
>Pour dexalin plus into a fifth of vodka and start forcing it down his throat while my assistant fixes his crushed lung

sure were a lot of viruses going on that rounds

says the virologist

>troll Xeno by breaking his windows
>weld the escape doors shut
>break the window in the shuttle

Life is good.

Could I get a quick rundown on what dorf is? it doesn't seem to be on the wiki.
Or is dorf just one of those things better left unknown until it happens?

whoever plays helpr, you're a good man

Shit, I meant Amelia.

Make you look buff

Something along the lines of latex gloves -> air tank -> wire -> red crayon

thanks for showing me the ropes Quartermaster.

New round.. continue to play if you want

They make you a jerk and everyone loves you

So they're literally just cosmetic?

It's a round where the entire crew moves to the roid in the first 15 minutes, because after that meteors hit the main station x100 and destroy it.

You then basically sit on the roid for 2 hours and build it up into a proper station.

Of course
They're just big inflatable arms

cargonia would rather blow itself up then be tainted by shitcurity
ebin

Okay, it was killing me not knowing, they're still cool as shit

OOOH, that's where my AAC went!
I wish they'd taken the SME AAC instead of the one I was actually using, though. ;_;

Sounds pretty amazing

>order two dozen fuel tanks for the novelty of it
>start moving them to the bridge for storage
>vending machine launches a soda can at them and cargo goes nuclear

Where'd all the fucking plasma come from? You said it wasn't atmos and there was 38000kpa in distro, how'd someone manage that?

>shitcurity
>he doesn't know

I'm gonna check the logs for it, because I have no idea. Plasma's mix pipe was detached because I'd been using it for something else, though, and it definitely wasn't me.

Dumb question: what happens when you're knocked down with an item glued to your hand? It stays in your hand, but can you use it? Can you shoot a gun while on your back?

Yes, if memory serves.

it stays in your hand

you probably can't use it if you are stunned/knocked down but if you lay down you should be able to use it since you can punch when forced down in xeno nest and stuff

>The emergency shuttle has docked with the station
>It's a smaller ergonomic model designed for fuel efficiency, NT is sick of recalls
>By the time you get in there's only standing room, you find a place to wait by a corner
>The smell of strawberries hits you first, before you realize where it's from her lithe fingers have placed a moonflower held up behind your ear
>She smiles mischievously, turning around just as the shuttle takes off
>Pushed together by the unexpected force, the gardener's perfect behind presses against your groin
>You can hear her playful giggle as she doesn't move away, her body casually shifting her weight side to side to brush back and forth against you
>The smell of the intoxicating moonflower combined with her strawberry hair is too much as she's pressing into you
>You attempt to stifle your moan as you climax, but you know she can hear it as the shuttle arrives at centcomm
>She turns around before leaving, her mischievous grin now predatory
>You can smell the mint from her gum on her lips as she leans in and whispers to you
>"You know hun, there's two different kinds of tiny pricks that will put someone to sleep shortly after it goes in them. Looks like this one will be out of commission for quite a while, huh little guy?"
>You stand paralyzed as she leaves, her shapely hips swaying hypnotically back and forth as she leaves the shuttle

did avada finally fuck off?

you just replied to his shitpost what do you think
t. morena pretending to be salamandoo

Never because that would take effort and wouldn't bring in reddit and hippie players.

>gardener

I can name 20 better waifu botanists that Av*da

>thinking either memeing retards or whiny sticks in the mud are desirable
Both can fuck off.

That long black ponytail...

>all my waifus are gone

how 2 deal with dis feel

who are they user :3

I actually don't have any waifus, I'm just using this as an excuse to self shill myself by waiting for responses then creating a list and inserting myself sneakily into the middle.

>Be clown
>Constantly slipping and honking people in masses
>Even piss off the captain twice
>Out of nowhere get battered by a guy i haven't even fucked with via fire extinguisher
>One greytider i slipped constantly disarms him, then pulls me to medical
>Get cloned
>Shuttle called
>Fire doors engaged, shit going down due to a cult
>CANT SPEAK
>Trapped
>Someone lets me out
>Don't make it to the shuttle in time
>Die

KAYDEN, YOU ARE A MOTHERHONKING FUCKING FAGGOT

Am I your waifu?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUZwriSX4M

so basically it's just a band who played too much space station 13...?? am I missing something here OR...? uhhh

youtube.com/watch?v=PAAvNmoqDq0

here's a song about remaining on tgsation

2hotdogs more like 2coldcats

more like 2coldcuts

Aha, you'v'e fallen into my trap. It's time to end this game, I play [Ivory Tower]

i'm so sorry I couldn't bring you back, rodger, I tried but I couldn't pay you back the favor

What is this? An ivory tower for ants?!

I don't think they've ever left

>the entire wild ride after the cargo brawl

It's ok, such is life on spess

Don't play the local punchbag if you don't want to be the local punchbag

The card that doubles PJB's autism levels! Now nothing can stop his ego! Quick, hide the pipes!

I just got the perfect inspiration for a character
youtube.com/watch?v=EuFfmnu34rs

Now THATSA star trek

>when someone kills you and then they proceed to gloat about it

>when someone kills you and doesn't react at all
>then proceeds to kill others, still not reacting
>goes on to kill the entire station having never said a word
>calls the shuttle, gets on, does nothing interesting at all
>doesn't even have greentext, just murdered everyone and forgot to go and grab a hypospray/blueprints/Ian

we have so much bullshit in game, and they choose to enact some sorta school shooting

>Horatio
>Objective 1: Retrieve a Hypospray
>Objective 2: Get out alive
Can you guess how much if the station was left?

Fuck off heroinehero
We know you want to be a meme, but the self shilling has its limits.

What the fuck is this self-shilling meme

The only person autistic enough to suck horatio's dick like that is himself.

I'm not, I'm just fucking sick of getting nuked when I've finally got things set up in a round.

It feels good not to be waifued no more

DO NOT BULLY THE SLIMES

>objectives the game randomly assigns
>meaning jack shit
just b urself

>MFW stranded with QT medical officer on station.

Life's good as a chef.

Then understand that the retard is only doing it because he wants to be known as "le ebin guy who can only ever do one thing", giving attention to it in the threads only makes him jerk off faster

Oedbay?

how is lifeweb?

delete this

Green haired devil, do I really man that little to you...?

lifeweb is fun, the only downside is how slow everything feels

>log in
>crew manifest
>horatio
>log out because dont want to be bombed

>he doesn't do whatever he wants when he finally have antagonist

some people just wants to have fun at the expense of other, user. there's nothing wrong with that

>playing Cerberus guard
>baron demands me & other guard locate source of horrible noises in his keep
>noises stop, never find out why they were there
>find a hobo downstairs wandering around with an unopened switchblade
>he takes one step towards us
>blast him in the knee and scream at him to stand down
>drag him to the torture chamber and skin his hands while telling the Baron that he was the culprit
>baron thanks us for a job well done and gives us armory access

pretty fun my man