Dota 2 General - /d2g/

man this shart thing is the most horrible forced meme in d2g today its like a kid was behind this and thought this is funny.
>inb4 rtz fan
hate the guy since he has been dragging my nigga Sumail down every fucking game

go strim shartour

Sup guys.

I stopped playing after the HUD pacth, because they made the game too casual with all the shrines and other shit. I think it was 7.00 or something. I just quit cold turkey, because it was bad...

Anyways, I just wanted to ask if anyone knew why pieliedie quit Secret? Was he kicked? I didn't really follow the games and tournament scene, because it just doesn't look interesting anymore.

Thanks.

>10 mins into the game
>rotate to the offlane to push down the tower
>wtf are you doing go back to your lane retard
I'd really expect better in 4k

@176112162
>guys I'm so mad and my life is so empty I shitpost all day on d2g pretending to achieve something
keep fighting the good war user!

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what if there where 5 lanes and every player was stuck to his lane?

>tfw you Shartour in your pants

>start using facecam again after god knows how long because le serious strimer
>le variety strim with casual gaems
>forcing himself to try to be funny which achieves the exact opposite

I've lost all hope for him. He can probably make a living from streaming but will stay stuck at 2-3k viewers

>some guy decides he is going to gank a hero but instead of leaving afterwards he pushes down a tower
>now the carry cant farm the lane 7 minutes in and the creep equilibrium opens his positioning up for ganks

If you pay close attention you can see the boothguy noticing the smell.

>>now the carry cant farm the lane 7 minutes in and the creep equilibrium opens his positioning up for ganks
>whaaa why wont the game stay in laning phase for 15 minutes whaaa
lmao go make one single creep pull and the lane is back retard

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damn zai played like shit. probably will be replaced after TI

Dota is in desperate need of an mmr reset. There's no point in mmr when people just keep gaining it and reaching 10k. Also too many people are complacent in their current mmr score and don't play ranked once they reach it.

Watch his interview with sheever during the major to see why.
Long story short, he seems broken and miserable. Probably had enough of puppey and his poor leadership

I'm having fun playing HoTS atm, until Dota 2 sorts itself out with a new balance patch.

HoTS games are like the potato chips of Dota-likes

mmr is a measure of how much you win, if those guys reaching 10k win more than you then they shouldn't be playing with you

Sheever had rough sex with him before the interview. That broke pieliedie's back. He's a delicate flower

Yeah I've been playing it too. Hots is like the equivalent of diablo to me in terms of how much I don't care about it. I play it while giving zero fucks and just doing whatever. The game is unbalanced and shitty but it's enjoyable with friends. I still prefer dota over it without a doubt though.

>uninstalled again
feels good

>my teammates are bad it's not my fault I lose
>meanwhile bulldog carrying his team with broodmother in 8k

this game is going full jew mode, bulldong just spent 400 bucks got nothing

*4k

then don't spend that money if you think it's not worth it.

is someone forcing you to pay for cosmetic stuff?

it's baffling how damn stupid people on this site can be

fuck off reddit queer. I you spend money you expect something in return

which is exactly what happens you fucking retard

>bu-but I'm a neet with no money 10 bucks is my monthly allowance and I'm entitled to cosmetics why I'm not getting more?!?!?!?

kill yourself honestly

I did it. I won the Dota too

I not spending any money on this shit game, we are not even talking about me. Stop projecting

and you are mongoloid, I know it's free, you didn't get the point

The point is: you're retarded. There's no other point. But that shows enough with your posts, no need to state the obvious.

you ran out arguments pretty quickly

>put $400 dollars into a slot machine
>get nothing
>complain
hmmmm.....

It's so fucking hard to win with mid Windrunner
What happened?

>I got called out for being idiotic
>"y-you have no arguments XDD"

im going to buy goypendium to support based valve and dota
give me a single reason why i shouldn't do that

Buying the cuckpendium is lieterally the most reddit thing you can possibly do.

yes, you did get called out for being idiotic. Glad you could admit that.

>its hard to win with BadPA
Right, because you are playing BadPA

is having more hours played than mmr a sign you should uninstall?

no?

If you're lucky, one day you will mature. Probably not.

>tfw just checked

JUST

4k hours, never played ranked once.

>wake up
>White

neat

>8 total kunkaa games since beta
>Still want the shark

He's still good as a roamer, right?

you can't fix being an idiot

LOL

>only 8 games on

why did Veeky Forums inhouses stop being a thing

they were so fun

fuck you guys

aren't inhouses where people like psg and lelouch came from?

yeah I'm sure they were lots of fun....

>why did autism shitfest stopped

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXPYtBhr3U8

Namefags ruining everything

I remember a fun loud black dude, a raging tryhard brit everyone laughed at, and some egyptian dude who only did memebuilds

Will /ourgirl/ win today?

Will frogs uncuck themselves?

Who, whom?

Le pen

Post your Dotabuff page.
dotabuff.com/players/44130619

>smurf with below 50% WR

It ain't a smurf, my man

your ti7 16th placers

gollum!

>NP
>Qualifying for TI

be reminded that the "people" you encounter playing dota are not actual human beings, but philosophical zombies

>still 3 months until TI qualifiers

removing a major was a mistake, fuck 2GD and his saturation meme

>philosophical
you're giving them too much credit

why does he wear the hat?

>ree the 2GD boogeyman

goto bed yames, you're drunk

If you were to talk to a psychologist he would probably tell you that Dota 2, as a concept, is impossible. A game in which you do the same thing over and over, with little to no variation, on the same exact map every time doesn't sound like something a sane person would do. And he would be right.
Nevertheless, millions of children and man-children spend their entire lives doing precisely that. They wait in queue for a couple of minutes, pick a character from a terribly limited pool and proceed to click on monsters that only move in a straight line. For God knows what reason, they do this every day for hours on end.
One might argue that this, for the lack of a better term, game was created by KGB (the main security agency for the Soviet Union) for the sole purpose of destroying the lives of millions of young men in the West. And one would also argue that it has succeeded in doing so.

>le non dota forced bait posting
>le boogeyman

Lebanon was fun for a while in the beginning but he went stall pretty fast. No innovation; boring.

>game was created by KGB
IT WAS ALWAYS THE RUSSIANS
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE CYKA BLYAT

>literally c9 minus samsung

>A game in which you do the same thing over and over, with little to no variation, on the same exact map every time doesn't sound like something a sane person would do.

Isn't this literally every single sport

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except dota changes over time with new balance patches, but sports almost always stay the same with the same rule set.
Only thing that changes in sports is the skill ceiling

>If you were to talk to a psychologist he would probably tell you that Dota 2, as a concept, is impossible.
If it's impossible then how does it exist?
>A game in which you do the same thing over and over, with little to no variation, on the same exact map every time doesn't sound like something a sane person would do
If there is something DotA has over most other games is an impressive ammount of variation regardless of the same basic rules applying to every game, the only other game that I can say that about it is Go/weiqi.
>And he would be right.
No he would not.
> Nevertheless, millions of children and man-children spend their entire lives doing precisely that. They wait in queue for a couple of minutes, pick a character from a terribly limited pool
100+ is anything but limited, some even call it excesive.
>and proceed to click on monsters that only move in a straight line.
Not a single unit in the game moves in a straight line.
>For God knows what reason, they do this every day for hours on end.
Most do it because it's fun.
>One might argue that this, for the lack of a better term, game was created by KGB (the main security agency for the Soviet Union) for the sole purpose of destroying the lives of millions of young men in the West. And one would also argue that it has succeeded in doing so.
As a professional psychologist my diagnostic on the user wrote this post is that he's a good enough troll to make me reply... then again I'm waiting for my food and I have nothing better to do.

Sounds more like real life

Which Dota would you fuck hard?

I WAS ON A 5 WINSTREAK THEN 6TH GAME MY INTERNET CUTS OFF

FUCK VALVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>water terrain so shit that bulldog already stopped using it

How is Valve at fault for your shitty ISP?

fuTA
looks cool but performance is trash

sport metas do change, but less frequently. for example in cricket, a few recent rule changes have completely changed a certain format of cricket, and it now promotes very different playstyles and ways of approaching the game.

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judging by his emotes, is bulldog our guy or reddit?

>ti is already worth 2 (TWO) majors

giff battlepass pls

>pepe
one point for reddit
>that old fucker and gross nerd, triggered face, trump, animu girl, confused black guy and good head think about it guy

Naw, he's a Veeky Forums meme star. Still a fag tho.

>dead pepe
our guy I guess