Mass Effect General - /meg/

Weeablue edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

>Furfag turian degeneracy:
pastebin.com/MqzvBWy3

Other urls found in this thread:

venturebeat.com/2017/04/20/march-2017-npd-zelda-and-tom-clancy-have-a-big-month/
ign.com/articles/2017/03/16/horizon-zero-dawn-sales-pass-26-million
vg247.com/2017/02/01/ea-expects-mass-effect-andromeda-to-sell-around-3-million-units-in-the-first-week/
cgmagonline.com/2017/04/07/ea-hiring-500-new-staff-in-montreal/
youtube.com/watch?v=AGqXjTJMGUs
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Cora a cute weabloo

Comfiest romance.

I agree!!

>the Jaalcancer is already here.

Patch when?

More MP characters when?

DLC when?

WRONG

post VETRA

Are accuracy and stability useful for squadmates in this game? I remember everyone was a perfect shot no matter what in ME3. Asking for Vetra's rank 5 turbocharge.

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How much Scott/Vetra art exists? Like 3 pics?

Reposting from a previous thread:

MEA sold about 3 million copies in the first week and had a slightly worse opening than ME3, in line with EA's expectations. Specifically NPD Marketing Research said it sold more in 1 week than HZD had in a month, and HZD sold 2.6 million in its first two weeks.

>venturebeat.com/2017/04/20/march-2017-npd-zelda-and-tom-clancy-have-a-big-month/
>ign.com/articles/2017/03/16/horizon-zero-dawn-sales-pass-26-million
>vg247.com/2017/02/01/ea-expects-mass-effect-andromeda-to-sell-around-3-million-units-in-the-first-week/

Bioware Montreal also has plans for multi-fold expansion:

cgmagonline.com/2017/04/07/ea-hiring-500-new-staff-in-montreal/

Should probably be in the OP, it's pretty relevant news. Profit is all that matters in the end.

>accuracy and stability useful for squadmates in this game
I would skip it

So how many sequels do you think they'll make? Will they go to another galaxy after?

shitty OP, PREVIOUS THREAD;

They would have sell more copies if they made better romance scenes with Vetra.

I'm falling in love with Director Tann!

Nice.
>bioware is DONE fags btfo for eternity again

Jaal is cancer.

I'm sorry for my mistake. Previous thread OP was hidden because I filtered the tripfag.

haha

You think that's funny, dude?

Ur cancer

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"Bioware is done and will close its doors soon" since 2010

Well, we're dying since the day we are born.

I'm sorry dude, I apologize

Does he love you too?

We're going to need a large blender

>yuri

turians deserve to be summarily executed for their crimes against humanity

>tfw you can't insert SAM into Nomad so you could ride him

What could you make with blended Angara?

I won't let you!!

Sara's gonna need a bigger womb

Multicolored sauce for spaghetti and maybe some tasty juice.

>turians deserve to be cuddled and loved

ftfy

"There was slight limp in Sara's gait, her enormous swollen belly bulging obscenely out over her pants. Bloodvessels as thick as her thumb criss crossed the swollen orb, visibly throbbing as her little heart tried to keep up with her offspring, all eight of them.
Jaal embraced her, barely making it to her shoulders as she groaned and twitched.
Sara didn't reciprocate the hug, her arms limp at her side until Jaal let go.
Her joints creaked, her legs trembled with effort as she lowered herself onto their bed.
Jaal was quick to offer her a small tray of her favourite minifigures and small vehicles of her own creation.
A small smile came upon her lips as she lazily started sorting the figures according to some system Jaal couldn't begin to understand.
Still he listened patiently as she explained why some figures had openings in their headstud and how the molds had changed over the years."

It is

Apparently he does

Lies and slander.

Cora a best!

stop the slander, Cora is nice.

Sara is so wonderfully autistic, I love how her eyes slowly but surely drift towards npcs shoes while talking to them, how she walks like an ape in cutscenes. Bioware are truly masters of the craft.

>slander

Is that Sid?

best waffle

>Cora T'Harper
>wanting white children
lol

Yeah, she's nice. Nice like the explosive diarrhea I've had since Thursday.

I bet her skin is cool to the touch and feels amazing against you

What the fuck man.

The krogan like em raw.

vorefic when

I like to imagine it kind of sclay but still soft enough to feel aroused by it.

>Shep grabbin' a handful of that ass and leaving a flourprint

I like it!

samefag

Bioware b-btfo, r-right guys?

Asari scaly skin looks gross

I imagine them feeling like a snake.

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Just had a multiplayer match where if you died you couldn't be rezzed. It wasn't a strike mission, it was a normal mission. What the fuck was that shit?

I guess killing this thing is the way to go.

I was the other two!

SAM couldn't even trust it.

Speaking of that piece of shit who betrayed his people and gave Moshae to kett. I saved his ass in the second playthrough and fuck, I will gladly leave him to Sloane in the next one again. This faggot doesn't deserve anything but slow and painful death.

>Tann developing a crush on and being protective of Ryder due to him swooping in and solving most of his problems
>secretly has a picture of Ryder in his room
would be cute, I guess

Kill her it is.

You should mention that you're not the one who wrote that.

It's rude too.

What pistol/smg should I go for?

Already decided on Revenant for my main gun.

So is Evfra but Evfra is at least useful.

I broke him free as a fuck you to Sloane being a bitch. Just wished the Angara would've done more to him than just making him a gardener.

Depends on what you need, anti-armor or anti-shields.

Evfra is rude when you're cold, logical and diplomatic and awkwardly diplomatic, trying to be nice, when you're picking emotional and casual lines. Actually amusing to see this.

>ME:A MP being bugged
gee, that's new

>logical and professional

Yeah he always responds well if you pick left, even sounds like he respects you occasionally.

>people actually like aliens

I want SJWs to leave

So is there anything new and interesting in ng+ or should I just complete my missions on my insanity save even though I completed the main quest?

>R: Was this a compliment? Should I sit down?
>E: Do it somewhere else.
I like you too, you grumpy fag.

Aliens are the best part of mass effect.

MFW In ME1 I can unholster my weapon but can't engage in a Benghazi-style bulletstorm on the presidium.

How do you get the scene where Ryder takes away the gun from Sloane's guard?

There's no way. It was cut off.

I fuckin loved shooting up the presidium and nobody reacting to it.

It was a strike mission I saw it last night.

But speaking of weird I played a Firebase Sandstorm mission (the one where its Dusk) and found it wasnt a strike team mission nor available in custom missions

energy drain or overload for an anti shield skill?

I like energy drain since it can prime and detonate generally, but I keep reading about how OP overload is.

Also I use explorer profile if it matters.

Energy drain

>tfw I want more mass effect games but I also want them to be good

>Vehn Terev should tend to the flowers
>destroy this facility with my people in it
>why didn't you destroy this facility? You don't care about my people!
The Moshae kind of makes dumb decisions, she may be going senile.

The only smart choice for Ambassador is Auggie.

Really? So this replaced it? Kinda lame

I'm confused, I haven't even seen any combat skills described as a combo detonator.

>slander
???

I like this more though because you can keep going with it

The gun scene was the team trying to be cool and edgy like ME2 but it didnt really make sense.

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Concussive shot Detonates
Barricade Primes
Trip mine does one or the other
I think special ammo also counts.

You sure about that?

>not based on Jayde
Plebian

Surface Access, you say?

Yeah ammo consumables serves as primers with sustained fire.

Oh ffuuuuck, I didn't know
youtube.com/watch?v=AGqXjTJMGUs

>12 year old Ryder

no thanks

>sloane protecting her husbando
And people are saying Sloane is a bitch here.