Does Veeky Forums realize that they're the male equivalent of horse girls?

Does Veeky Forums realize that they're the male equivalent of horse girls?

Most horse girls aren't ever in a position to actually own horses as that requires excessive amounts of land, time, actual effort, and money to deal with.

Anyone can buy a shitbox and get it road legal for less than 2k and suddenly find themselves in a new hobby.

Holy shit.

I WISH my car could fuck me in the ass

having stallions is expensive and inconvenient to most so most of them have mares or geldings.

how would what you said work with a mare or a gelding?

I love horse girls. wtf it makes so much sense now
I've never met a girl who liked horses but didn't have a horse.
If not they could just ride with their friends or something like people do with track cars.

thattaway

I don't want to fuck my car

yet

We all have tight pussies?

I have no idea what a gelding is. I've never even heard the term before.
Who's getting fucked it the ass now? Horsey cunt

>I've never met a girl who liked horses but didn't have a horse.

My buddy's girlfriend loves horses and doesnt have a horse because she can't afford it. Although she rides her old bosses horse anytime she gets the chance.

It depends.

Any dude who has ever talked about "the lines of the car", the "character of the car", how great the exhaust sounds, how compliant a chassis is, etc is on par with a horse chick.

Go to any Porsche 911 GT3 trackday and you'll be surrounded by horse chick equivalents.

Or just hang out in Monterey next month.

I guess it makes sense considering everybody on Veeky Forums is obsessed with horsepower

I never thought of it like that.
I... I need a moment.

Classic car fags are defiantly the equivalent of horse girls.

>tfw my favorite cars are old American land boats
I guess it makes sense; we're all a little off. Time to figure out how to meet qt horse girls, I guess

Yes. Don't care. It's only natural user.

>mfw OP just slapped me with a reality brick
>mfw it is very much true

Holy shit I never noticed this

>not wanting a superior, less trouble-making mare who will come to see you as the alpha and be submissive to you
Fuckin wew lad

Buy a W215, it'll fuck you in the arse over and over again.
t. CL500 owner

And he gets to ride her in return, I presume.

Her boss is a female who is married.

Hahaha faggot
Could've had 12

>not wanting juicy house schlong in your boipucci

Married women invite other women to please their husbands.

Car guys aren't as bad as horse girls

Buy an Alfa Romeo

Horse girls must be fucking horrible then, because car guys are insufferable enough

ok

t. has never seen this "car" instagram pages

shit is absolutely annoying

>"top or bottom? choose one" in reference to two cars
>unfunny fast and furious memes
>unfunny jokes in general.
>100% cancer

tfw i fucking hate horse girls

a gelding is a castrated stallion

TFW CAN'T FUCK CAR WHEN NO IS AROUND

You're gonna sit there and tell me that this picture isn't funny?

Yep

Yep

>inb4 "butt hurt hondafag detected" I don't give a shit about Honda but your joke isn't funny

Chatting shit my mate, my gf has a horse but she rents part of a field it's on.

>not wanting mare puss with superior muscle control
>not wanting a mare to back up and present herself to you while you brush her after a good ride
Don't know what to tell you desu

>strapping a dick on a female horse

>>>/fca/

>house

What if I'm a horse guy and a car guy

That's fine, as long as you're not both at once. That might get a bit awkward.

>anecdotal evidence

Im sure you know how expensive horses are. You really think most people are able to afford one? lol

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7 series for 3k

Lmao I realized that shit, because my coworkers daughter is one of those escaramuza's and my coworker complains how expensive it is for everything and she spent $1,000 America dollars for a custom saddle.

>mare dicking you
>not you dicking the mare
That's pretty gay user. Gotta assert your manhood

Quit fucking shitting on my trails asshole.

Fucking equestrian shit cunts.

a car doesnt produce litterally tons of shit and require litterally tons of food and acres of space while its not being driven.
it also doesnt hurt itself and die unless you crash it.
cars are far cheaper.

they also dont try to buck you off and kill you because a bush flapped in the wind and spooked them, not even motorbikes are that dangerous.

fuck horse cunts dont you dare compare me to them!

they are the worst
i live with 2
inb4 richfag
im poor because they spend all our money on their fucking horses

I have two. They're really not that expensive.

What if i am a car guy and a horse guy in the same time?

Literally doesn't matter because you're being degenerate enough to fuck an animal faggot.

They will probably make you sell your car to help get money to keep the horse, so try to avoid anything long term

This. Living in the country literally solves the "need space" and "they shit everywhere" problems in one go. Also gas is hella cheap and so is land for a second garage so I can indulge both hobbies at once.

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>can't come to terms with mares being superior to stallions
Lmao look at this meltdown

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>when you really just feel like showing off your dick instead of doing what monkeys want you to

>that precum dripping

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>smoking near children

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Why do blue boards have no mods?
Why hasn't somebody murdered Hiroshimoot yet?

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i can see the glare in it's eyes
are you about to rape your horse user?

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fuckin hnnnnnnngggg

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>STRIPED

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Why are Arabians such fucking sluts?

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>proof that girls like big powerful gofasts
i already knew this

So this is what happens when /mlp/ bans porn

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>UK

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This thread needs to be deleted.

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>a mare will ever pin you to the wall

/mlp/ sent me here, and I equally find this disgraceful and disgusting
where are your mods Veeky Forums

Veeky Forums doesn't seem to have any mods but janitors will sometimes prune threads.

can't make this shit up
fucking faggots man

this thread is amazing.

this post is amazing

/mazadacuck/