/dsg/ - Dark Souls General

Hey that's pretty good! Can trigger bleed while he's down too. Gets him to about 40% with the second one

>when you're a retarded faggot whose only source of happiness in life is videogames, fastfood and porn

bretty gud op

holy shit it hurts

Having you not be able to fall off here really takes away from the anxious fun like in seathes cave

>being so sad and pathetic as to project your insecurities on other people on an anonymous message board dedicated to video games.

>tfw all of these aren't even fun anymore
Life is suffering

I'm almost about to end my deviantart run. I changed the weapon to a raw greatlance since it seemed more phallic. I also did a second set of clothes. She uses desert pyromancer garb + DLC loincloth for the hyper muscle + diaper fetishes, and smough + ordained for the inflation + feet fetishes. Level ended up being 80.

>getting back into DaS3 since the DLC is all out and the patches are done
>come to /dsg/
>get bombarded by information
>scaly shit mixed in
>slowly grows on me
>decide to check out dragon form in game
>surprisingly fun
Thanks /dsg/, I'm a dragonfag now.

HOW DO YOU FAGGOTS DO FAITH?

I RESPEC'D INTO 60 FAI AND I CAN BARELY KILL THE GRUB FAGGOTS WITH LIGHTING ARROW

REEEEEEEE

>profuse sweat
Fitting tbqh

Who the fuck gave the ok for having to grind 50 Loyce souls for the king's armor?

yw

He roasted your Ass
Seriously is one of you not a loser?

It's not that bad.

are you wearing morne's ring, sun's firstborn ring, lightning clutch ring, sacred oath, deep protection, ariendel's flail wa and using +10 yorshka's chime? you might be able to kill them in two hits then

Yorshkas chime my man, highest catalyst for FTH, also saints talismen for Poise out of the ass.Rings? sun first born and morne, those will be your buddies for the build.

what the fuck am I reading

>lel so random xD - the enemy

who gave the OK?

Shut up Nameless King! We get it! You have every Dragonsis under your thumb.

God damn I love all of these things

honestly i'd put their moveset on any katana man

>we never got this
youtube.com/watch?v=aDyPOAQZC88
Fuck Bamco and fuck Yuka Kitamura.

>looking for area for the jousting event
>someone suggests this area
>start jousting
>nobody seems to fall
>wait a moment
>slowly walk to the side
>hit invisible wall

*stands still for 5 seconds*
*attacks you instantly*
heh..

That's exactly why I have it, and the toxic mist for gas.
It's not like it's the first time I post about this character.

Eh, its OK for a menu but that's about it. The real version fits the final sequence very well.

>Cursed Rotted Greatwood
WHY AM I FIGHTING A TREE'S DICK?!

>mfw Frigid Outskirts

I've considered flying to Japan.

lightning arrow is like faith's farron dart

literally every enemy in shit souls 3

That's a big girl

I did it putting down my sign for coop. Done in a day.

I bet it was because of

That's en face

Why can't you faggots learn how to play instead of complaining about every little thing. Aren't the Heide Knights blind? He's standing still to listen for where you are. When he pinpoints you, he wrecks your shit.
>aggro him
>walk backwards
>parry telegraphed sword swing
>riposte
>repeat
Yeah it's so fucking hard. Go back to Rayman or whatever else you play.

It sounds more like the guy hit by that firebomb was the poster that replied to the original post about the firebomb.

Someone redpill me on SL20 sorcery build pvp, how do I make this shit work

Nope.

Mostly images like this one got me to try it. Doesn't look anything like this in game, but it's surprisingly fun.

What's the best way to farm Ringed Knights?

...

I am un-ironically asking what you consider worthy sources of happiness.

You, the poster, that's on /dsg/, bickering to someone talking about dark souls gameplay.

I got you senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1ap_t_PZ8

>lel so random
he's blind so he tries to find out where you are and flails wildly when he doesn't

I rthink you go rtsr with great homing soul arrow

4u famalan

user is right

fucking lol

for you
Mine is mostly about cringe, deviantart cringy fetishes seems to be pretty close to furries, that's why I added the dragon head to the rest of the fetishes there.

not a single person in this thread claimed they were hard

>dude just parry him LOL
you are a caricature of yourself

THIGG
SO HOD

Hey /dsg/ am I Veeky Forums?
Also, why does the Pyromancer coat look good with everything

Looks like a fucking manlet

>Dark Sword

Yeah, but then I lose the roar which is the really fun part. There's just something extremely satisfying about yelling at someone with a shield raised, watching them flail around for a second, and then sticking your sword in their face. I think I actually did it to someone who attempted to parry once, but it could have been lag.

Now that's a thinking man's build

Source? Citation?

Rate?
Not to sure on silver knight shield

Also, does poise really matter on spears? This gives me 30.09 If it doesnt I can switch out the gloves.

Anything that gives you true happiness.
Vidya is just escapism for me though. It's fun at times but not most of the time.

FUCK I KEEP DYING TO THE CHARGE
Source: his face

How much VIT do you need to not fatroll with the undead legion set, and farron greatsword? In my haste to cosplay I hadn't considered that.

Just parry the charge, loser

rate my pyromancer

The first part isn't parriable, is it? I'm tooo close for the sweep

Not any more than any of the starting classes have.

get the fuck off my fashion you faggot
with your shitty cloth gloves & your fucking inflated chest

>Battle Axe
Absolutely based

You sure? because I've got the full set and the greatsword and I'm thudding around.
Also WHY did they nerf Havel's ring?

You defeated

You restored to the human

>tfw had to give it up for the millwood since it's a straight upgrade and the WA is dank as fuck

What a superb demon!

For sl80~ invasions, should i upgrade my weapons to +10 or keep them +8 ?

Heir of Fire Destroyed
what did from mean by this

10

>sl80
>invasions
You're doing it wrong.
NEVER go past 60/+6 on an invasion character.

>fighting creighton the wanderer with sirrus on ng+3
>he takes no damage whatsoever
>a hornet ring parry with a +10 dagger does 1/20th of his health bar
>spamming lloyd's talismans at him so he doesn't refill his monster health bar instantly
>mfw he uses a fucking divine blessing

Meant to say casual coop/invasions friendo

>60 FAI
>yorshka's +10
>morne's ring
>sun's firstborn ring
>lightning clutch ring
>sage ring +2

That's your basic damage setup. You'll be dropping 900 damage lightning stakes with this,

>get a ugs
>charge that r2
>knockdown, charge the r2 again while he recover
>repeat until ded

plink plink plink
plink plink pliiink plinplink

are clutch rings worth it

Fuck no.
In PvP they increase outgoing damage by 7.5% and incoming damage by 15%

_no

>he doesnt want to swing his dork sword 15 times in a row

pssh casul

Gael's last phase is kicking my ass. Can I get some tips?

are they worth it in pve

Don't get greedy, he attacks a lot during this phase.
And git gud

dodge?

I don't understand why you're having trouble. Gael isn't difficult. I want to say he's easier than Gwyn, easier than Gwen if you don't cheese him with parrying.