/owg/ - Overwatch General

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

Latest PTR patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20722025#patchnotes

Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Amélie

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

First for Mako

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Reaper is now invulnerable during Shadow Step

You could make this change and he still wouldn't get picked

Soft_member
Soft_member

X for Hana Song

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Sombra is breast bra

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

None of the overwatch heroes got big breasts, this is NOT okay.

Roadhog doesn't count.

iluvmen
iluvmen

mercy?
zarya?
mei?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

none of their tits are decidedly huge.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Define big

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

best girl
B E S T G I R L

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hana BUTT

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Look at their ingame models, they are all A or B cup. Mei is hard to tell with though because of her clothing.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Why does he wear the mask?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Best BFF's forever!

Emberfire
Emberfire

to keep him alive and not succumb to self inflicted radiation poisoning and cancer.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

C cup

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Mei.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

If an Orb of Harmony is used on an invisible Sombra, would the enemy team still see the orb?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

2506 SR dropped to 2296 in a loss streak (always healer or tank). Did what you said guys, picked a DPS and now I am climbing again. I am playing with soldier, should I Learn phara in this rank? She is like OP nobody can kill her ( including myself sometimes)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

underboob and abs

Damn I love Pharah

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This is something I need to test out with friends.

If orbs or zarya's barriers on sombra reveal her in any way

Booteefool
Booteefool

She needs more love desu

cum2soon
cum2soon

we're losing when we have a massive lead
why
someone changed to 3rd healer without telling the team
I swap to tank
he swaps to dps
I swap healer
he swaps to healer
I throw
he acts surprised

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

iluvmen
iluvmen

Cute gamer girl.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Reminder that Hana is STRAIGHT

so any dykes can just back off she's mine

JunkTop
JunkTop

ever since i've started working out more i don't get as toxic in overwatch anymore, is this normal.

Bidwell
Bidwell

WHERE THE FUCK IS ANGERMITT

massdebater
massdebater

hana is traight
Not for long

TechHater
TechHater

I could turn her gay, fuck off.

Illusionz
Illusionz

New map when

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

wanting to spread mental illness

Soft_member
Soft_member

Lena is a nice lady that respects her friends boundaries!

WebTool
WebTool

Necessary changes to make Reaper pickable:

Ptr wraith form reload change
Shadow Step provides invulnerability for the same duration that it removes control of your hero
Buff death blossom damage from 170 dps to 200 dps
Death Blossom now penetrates Shields for 50% of the damage (E.g. Rein behind a shield will take 100 dps while his shield takes 200, zarya bubble will take 200 dps while she takes 100 dps etc.)

And the funny thing is I don't think even with these changes he'll be meta. Still bad roadhog with no range or stun and less health

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Can you get the D.Va spray in HotS yet?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

When will Overwatch get something with more than "Two points, only one objective" shit?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Lena is a slut who has fucked every woman from overwatch. Including Orisa.

happy_sad
happy_sad

The contrary on my end, I've been a fitnessnut for years and I can't play OW without telling people I'll take their lunch money and shove 'em in the locker every time I lose

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

d.va in thigh highs

Tracer wouldn't deserve this treatment

TechHater
TechHater

A map with two points to defend at once, but once one is take the other becomes easier to take with more routes opening

CP_STEEL WHEN

GOAT MAP

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

this

Supergrass
Supergrass

the "Pharah is OP and unhittable" meme
You actually have to be good with her.
And you have to have a healer who gives a fuck about you, unless you want to have to lob rockets at distant groups of enemies like a flying Junkrat, or fend for yourself and spend half the game scavenging healthpacks, at which point you're absent from every other fight. You might as well be dead and running back from spawn at that point.
If Pharah is getting zero support from your team, not even a fucking Zarya bubble every now and then, then you cannot play Pharah. Not unless the teams are mismatched to the point that it wouldn't matter what you picked because of how much less skilled the enemies are.

farquit
farquit

death blossom now refills health
and makes you invulnerable
you move at zenyetta speed

It's balanced

massdebater
massdebater

Death Blossom is fine though. He just needs QoL changes to his movement, like the first 2 you mentioned.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Team sizes are too small for it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Hana doesn't seem to be enjoying that

hairygrape
hairygrape

Rape is just another word for love.

Emberburn
Emberburn

So you want the beyblade meme again?
youtu.be/lNRSI-_2a88

Isn't that the main reason for nanoboost getting its speed boost removed?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm wondering this too

RavySnake
RavySnake

Better late than never! Here comes T.Racer!

WebTool
WebTool

Any idea on when first official information might out regarding the new event?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I'd give her more love if you know what I mean.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

DB is fine

Press Q to announce your position to the enemy loudly
While slowing yourself down

And a single hook, sleep dart, flashbang; rein charge etc. Is a death sentence

Literally every tank can counter it with a basic ability and decent reactions
All to do 10 more dps than sombra to all enemies in an 8 metre radius

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Death to infidels who say Hana Song is a boy.

takes2long
takes2long

Jesus, Veeky Forums.

SniperWish
SniperWish

A map that forces teams into two groups of 3 would be hella interesting and viable.

We already have 3v3 showing 3v3 engagements work

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

If there is something Blizzard will tease it a week before it happens like with the last few events. That's what I'd guess at least.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's not rape if a woman does it.

FastChef
FastChef

It was her first time, she was nervous. Remember how nervous you were your first time?

likme
likme

Ok thanks for the tip. Yeah actually the pharas that are "unkillable" come with a mercy poketing them. So i should stay with soldier or tracer and make my way up

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

veekyforums.com/thread/176179412/video-games
I'm still under the thought that we need to do more with the globes for poor old Reaper.

Maybe when he gets the globes, make him buffed up like a poor mans nano boost (small speed and health boost) that doesn't last as long unless you keep up the killing momentum, and if you keep it up you can snowball the effect. Get the first kill, get rewarded for it so the next strike can be more forgiving and if you can keep it up under a certain time bracket thanks to the speed boost to catch up to people, you can be a bulky and sanic death machine.

That's just a random thought though, it would probably be "too OP".

Firespawn
Firespawn

Who will give it to her?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

We already have 3v3 showing 3v3 engagements work
Ah yes, I love HogAnaMei, the game mode.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Who is the clq of overwatch?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Excuse me. She is a pure Korean idol.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

whoever made that needs to be reminded that tits don't work that way

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Don't sexualize the Overwatch lolis please.

girlDog
girlDog

she will still crave dick and you know it

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hog ana mei

Countered so hard by orissa widow soldier it isn't even funny

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

every woman craves dick

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

There's nothing else worth sexualizing.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Girls loving girls IS pure!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Or, practice Pharah in quickplay to make sure you actually know how to lead and predict targets well, use boop to move yourself around the map quickly, manage your thruster fuel, stuff like that.
Then pick her in comp, hope that you can use her, and be ready to swap if the first minute and a half or so shows you that you've got neglectful teammates.
You don't have to give up on her outright, just know what you're getting into.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Mei? In 3v3? Since when?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Why would Mercy keep her boyfriend out?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Thanks mate never got somebody to encourage me like that here :P gonna do it.

Evilember
Evilember

But she hasn't?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

too good to pubstomp
no reliable crew to roll with in competitive
Really sick of shit atm

Illusionz
Illusionz

Why do i wanna bang this korean gamer popstar?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's canon she is with Roadhog.
She takes the W H O L E H O G every night.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Because that's the only thing worth living for?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

yes but those two are only platonic, Tracer wouldn't cheat on Emily and Hana is straight as an arrow

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

how do i escape bronze?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Isn't that the main reason for nanoboost getting its speed boost removed?

Reinhardt was a bigger factor since the speed boost made him Fat Genji without even having to spend his ultimate.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

cheating

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yesterday Comp match on Oasis
round 5 tied 2 to 2
Someone leaves before round starts
"we can pull this out guys" I switch from Symm to Rein
.
.
our solo heal Lucio switches to Hanzo

Why are people in this game pure cancer ebola aids?

FastChef
FastChef

Carry yourself with someone like Hog, Zarya, 76 or Pharah

Soft_member
Soft_member

Sign me up

farquit
farquit

git gud

WebTool
WebTool

Reposting from old thread:

These skill are the important ones:
1. Teamwork/Communication: The team with the better teamwork will always win! Even obvious things like ult-kombos win matches. Always communicate clearly. Praise if someone does something good. Never shit on someone for any reason. Mentality wins games.
Also what heroes can you play that compliment your teamcomposition.
2. Positioning: Highly overlooked! Always be in the perfect postition depending on the hero you play. Try to find out the perfect angles and corners of a map.
3. Timing: When and when not to use an ability or ultimate. Also remembering what abilities of the enemy are on cooldown or what ults are probably coming at you soon and communicate that to your team.
4. Targetpriority
Learn what your hero is supposed to to at any given moment in the match and who to shoot at.
5. Know your enemy
Learn in detail what heroes you don't play can and can not do.

Playboyize
Playboyize

When you're that low you're missing the fundamentals of this game. Focus on aiming, not dying, grouping up and so on.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's an "enemy issue is fully charged every second" episode
I hate reruns.

Illusionz
Illusionz

mercy needs health nerfed to 150 and can't escape zarya's ult

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You can't, she's my wife.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

someone on /owg/ posted a link to the overwatch subredddit a few days ago
first post I see is "I feel that as a female mercy main i get too much unwarranted hate..."
close tab

whoever posted that link please trip so I can filter you

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

he can't even kill a mercy caught in a fucking graviton

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

That's right, because for some reason she can fly right out of it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

tumbler forces their will onto yet another blizzard game
im constantly surrounded by faggotry and degeneracy

just end my life famalam

Emberfire
Emberfire

play 76
Kill a Pharah
Friendly Ana says "nice shooting, Jack"

Play Pharah
Kill an Ana
Friendly 76 says "got your aim from your mom, I see"

Overwatch is one hardcore universe.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Mercy
Nerfed
You should be banned from giving suggestions if you are under 2k SR.

RumChicken
RumChicken

The Overwatch subreddit is cancer. I don't know what you expected.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I love popping shitters with zen
give me your account and I'll boost to plat in a couple of days

Methnerd
Methnerd

The greatest improvement to the game's balance would be if the matchmaking no longer fucks you over for multi stacking.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Haven't played since S2, what's the new meta?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

That's not a tumblr filename mr. autist. Yuri's been a thing for forever

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Mercy's ult, that is up all the fucking time, makes the game unplayable. She shouldn't be so hard to kill with the best ult in the game that comes up the fastest.

Illusionz
Illusionz

but she's my mistress

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yes it has existed forever, for porn and other extraneous fan-made material.

Now it is integrated in the canon, among other degenerate things.

I just want off the ride, is all.

Inmate
Inmate

why is zen not more popular? throughout all the ranks he has one of the highest win percentages in comp. almost everyone who i stat check has 50%+ win rate with him.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Same game, still dominated by tanks and supports.

Though now you see more Winston and Mercy and 76 isn't complete garbage (for now, they plan on nerfing him AGAIN)

You'll feel right at home if you play Roadhog, as your image suggests. Still completely busted as ever. The only small nerf to Roadhog is that if you hook somebody around the corner your hook will snap and they'll be freed.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Thank you blessed Hana poster

idontknow
idontknow

he is being used A LOT by pro koreans right now. He is on petty much every team because dive comp is popular right now. Makes me happy.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Is your team coordinated? Dive comp. Other than that you can get by with just about any comp as long as you have some tanks and supports.

SniperGod
SniperGod

his healing is booty until he ults

RavySnake
RavySnake

Anyone know when week 3 of nexus challenge starts?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw keep getting within 30 or so SR of plat but keep getting placed with leavers and throwers or just losing because our team wasn;t good enough
back to 2430 now

I had a bit of a cry earlier in the shower and I feel better but I'm still upset.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sneak behind enemy lines as Stealthyatta
Wait until nobody is near the flag
Grab it and go through the entire enemy team with Transcendance
Capture it and win the game
Team is flaming me for being AFK in the enemy base

I guess people just enjoy seeing that red DEFEAT/DRAW message at the end of the match.

FastChef
FastChef

For most people it's probably a combination of not prioritizing discorded targets, low healing on his harmony orb and he doesn't have as an easy a way of dealing with flankers as the other supports since it's all down to your aim if you can't get a teammate to help you in time.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

How long do you need to play the game to know whether or no you're good? Counting all the played as timers, I've got around 64 hours total and I feel as though I don't contribute anything apart from being a decent Mercy/Ana. I can't get those amazing killstreaks as assault, I can't be the undying tanks, and I can't be the annoying shits that defense heroes are supposed to be.

TechHater
TechHater

Why do people draw tracer with blue eye? Are they blind?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why do people purposefully NOT choose Lucio on KOTH?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

what some pro tournaments. Obviously the skill cap is much much higher and they use a lot of strategies that don't work without a well drilled team. But you can see how they use each fo the heroes and exploit areas of the maps you might not have thought of before. I was playing winston like an absolute retard for quite some time.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Same reason they randomly give her giant tits and anything but a flat ass.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dude I have over 400 hours in this game and I feel like I am just now "getting it" something just clicked as I learned more and more from experience. I used to be low gold in previous seasons, but now I am low diamond and climbing steadily.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Who do you think would win? I could see this as an actual Death Battle episode.

Lunatick
Lunatick

FULL COMIC WHERE?
She doesn't have a flat ass user, stop the bullying

girlDog
girlDog

if you are a mercy find a god pharah to queue with. you can easily climb to diamond+ by pocketing him and getting high value rez.

askme
askme

I'd rather see Junkrat vs Demoman.

Also Plague Knight would win he is magic. You can't beat magic by conventional means.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Pharah
him

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

be low gold
I've beaten Diamonds and deranked masters in 1v1 Mystery Duels
Still do retarded shit in comp like go after full health Reapers when they're in shooting distance of me and trying to corner Junkrats

How do I fix my autism?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Same boat, can't climb back past 2300 as a healer or main tank

Played Avenue Swine and I'm climbing again because I get consistent hooks

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Tracer is flat! FLAT!

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'd rather see Junkrat vs Demoman.
Please Demoman can go demo knight and just charge-
Junkrat has his trap
huh...
You know I'd like to see that too.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Can Lucio carry?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Get to diamond in Season 2 several months ago
most cancerous and rage inducing experience in any game ive ever played
the only character i have the slightest fun playing as is Ana
From there on stop playing comp
Since then only play QP and Arcade
All i wanted was to have the fun i had back in Beta
Every match is either made of Gold shitters or GM austists
hate playing deffense
hate playing in 70% of maps
hate the people i play with
hate the people i play against
Its even more rage inducing than comp

I hate to say it but i fucking hate this game in its entirety now, and it makes me sad that`s how i truly feel about it

Uninstalled, gotta find something else to play

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i was referring to the person playing pharah, becuase girls can only be good at mercy/dva.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Her chest is top tier user, I want to suck on her little tiddies
And her ass isn't flat

farquit
farquit

reminder that neither Tracer or Winston are to be bullied under any circumstances

5mileys
5mileys

Winston killed his caretaker because he suggested he cut down on the peanut butter and Tracer is a traitor to her country

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm gonna bully Tracer sexually and there's not a thing you can do about it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

DOOMFIST WHEN?
Also it's been such a long time since last dev update, I miss Jeff

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Waifufaggotry aside, who do you think is the best voice actor in OW?

I'd say Reinhardt's or Widow's.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

stop now

girlDog
girlDog

jeff gets his drones to change lucio so people don't pick him as much
buffs outweigh the nerfs in every way and people now have more reason to choose him than ever

Bravo Blizzard

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'd say McCree for guys and Pharah for females

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

never play ranked
gold friends ask to play ranked
play Mercy because they're McCree/Genji shitters
I heal about half of the team's damage and get a few match-winning revives
also play some Ana, Soldier and Lucio for fun and do alright
bronze

Do I need to become a Rein main? I thought I was doing alright, too. I'm not the kind of sperg who gets legitimately mad over video games, but it's disappointing.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Probably 2 months from now

Playboyize
Playboyize

grills only play Mercy-Diva

There's this German blonde solid 7 qt on Twitch named Raya with 3900 sr who only plays dps like Tracer/Soldier.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You think he likes getting internet bullied? He tries to deflect it as a joke, but deep down he hurts inside. He could have probably gotten some useless intern to read from a script, but decided to bite the bullet himself.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

? Stop what?

takes2long
takes2long

Play street pig.

Techpill
Techpill

How do you bully someone sexually? Legit question.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Playing support exclusively is horrible to gain rank. You get less than other roles i think.

Don't just stick to one hero and change as needed would be my advice.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Imagine if Mccree had dual revolvers

RumChicken
RumChicken

German
Hairy armpits confirmed. It's a man.

girlDog
girlDog

Symmetra for females, Torbjorn, Zenyatta and Reinhardt for the males.
I fap to their voices regularly.

likme
likme

She should definitely have her invuln stripped, it was a retarded change. Exchange it for DR that's active while her healing/amp beam is attached to a person. An Ult is supposed to have a risk to it, that's what each Ult should be designed around.

Even Zen can be pulled and knocked away during Trans. TF2's Uber could be denied with knockback or separating the medic from the target.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Liquid McCree

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You make them submit to you like the sluts they are.

TechHater
TechHater

Smack them in the face with your penis

hairygrape
hairygrape

Probably the same as yours but I like Pharah and Symmetra's as well. The guys seem to be better overall though.

TechHater
TechHater

not exclusively playing Reinhardt and saying "Hello!" the whole game

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

But how would he fan the hammer

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Cute

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

didn't get either of those skins

Fucking Summer Games rng

idontknow
idontknow

Cadet Oxton SFM when?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Encountered a British girl who played a lot of Mei, but also some Soldier 76. Terrifyingly good in 3v3s.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

McCree will never get a "you're pretty good" line

Booteefool
Booteefool

how do I get better at tracking bois

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

test

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yeah, I actually like theirs too. I have to give extra props to Anjali because she is SO DIFFERENT from Symmetra but she does a great job voicing her.

happy_sad
happy_sad

no zarya olympics skin
Feels bad

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

fat genji
Lost
Gg bud

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

VPN b&

idontknow
idontknow

Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Reaper will never get a "Blue Oyster cult had it all wrong" line

TechHater
TechHater

that Tracer usage

Now if only my Comp teammates could see this list and let me play her ;_;

Firespawn
Firespawn

If you lose Uprising, Reinhardt and Torb's corpses get dragged through the streets like Delta Force in Mogadishu while Tracer and Mercy are raped by Eradicators

SniperWish
SniperWish

He even has his fucking arm missing
There are no continues here, friend

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tell them you are confident with her, and if you feel like you are not doing work with her that you will switch. And then actually switch if you are useless.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Practice. There really isn't some special tip we can give you to help you. Go on quick play and practice, it's not fun but it's the only way you can improve your tracking skills. Only real tip I can give you beside practice is to mess around with your sensitivity. Having a sensitivity you like can make a huge difference.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

while Tracer and Mercy are raped by Eradicators

5mileys
5mileys

Wanted that too but the only legendary I got was one of Lucio's three times over.

Methnerd
Methnerd

When you get accused of cheating as fucking Hanzo

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Week 3 when?

likme
likme

not exclusively playing Reinhardt and spending all your time hitting breakable and physics objects in the map and saying "Bring me another!" after you've hit each one.

I'm the number 2 Reinhardt in the world and I'm here to tell you that you are a fucking shitter.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why you lyin

Methnerd
Methnerd

Tomorrow probably

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw I got three of the one skin I wanted.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Mercy is the biggest slut in this game.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Water is wet.

whereismyname
whereismyname

be in 6 stack
play ctf
enemy gets a point
leader: let's reinstate them lmao
all of us leave
they will most likely get reinstated
no penaulty gained for us because arcade is a shitty mode
repeat

fuck why is this so fun hahaha like just play quickplay or competitive if you are that serious haha

hairygrape
hairygrape

Torn has 47 kids, his wife is bigger slut

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Why do retards who can't aim keep playing ana?
There's no excuse for not healing properly in this game, you can see the fucking health and teammates through WALLS
Anything less than 40% healed as ana or mercy and you're dogshit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I cant tell whos trolling who in this post. You are claiming you arent serious yet you cannot play arcade without a 6 stack because you are afraid of losing

w8t4u
w8t4u

Null sector develops mechanical sperm
Tracer and Mercy are forced to have augmented Null Sector babies

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

They need to rework Orisa completely, remove all her abilities and start fresh. No amount of number changing will make her clusterfuck of abilities be good.

takes2long
takes2long

because mercy is for cucks and lucio requires csgo surf server levels of autism to become very good at

askme
askme

yea we're huge autistic pussies that's why we target arcade. people there are super serious because they crave lootboxes and we want to make sure they don't get one.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Augmented robot time displaced children

Techpill
Techpill

Hey at least you admit to being autistic and you are true to your intentions. Way better than the 6 stacks in quickplay that act like they are hotshit because they can down a team of randoms that are just grinding for boxes

TreeEater
TreeEater

This. It's so obvious she's a kneejerk character with a rushed kit design.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I feel really inconsistent as Genji, how should i be playing him?
Also, is there any trick to landing shuriken hits more consistently, i miss a lot with them

DeathDog
DeathDog

alone each item in her kit is good but together they literally are a cluster fuck mess

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Anything less than 40% healed as ana
you're dogshit

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Well her entire kit was created in just a few days

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

instalock your main
yfw someone asks "hey dude can I have [your main]"

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw 1200+ hours on css surf server

man that shit was awesome. the fucking skill cap was so ridiculously high, im surprised it never became something bigger

Lunatick
Lunatick

someone picks mercy
guy in a duo: "hey can my friend play mercy, it's the only hero she can play, but she's really good!"

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

give her mercy
she starts ERPing

Flameblow
Flameblow

How does this make you feel?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Also, if you really want to get into playing Pharah, you might want to find a high-ranked Pharah main who has a Twitch or YouTube channel.
Just because watching them for even a little while will show you routes and angles that you wouldn't have known about or wouldn't have thought to use. You don't have to worship them or try to imitate everything they do, just learn a thing or two. It helped me.
Best of luck.
"Valkia" on Twitch is the only one that I know by name, so I guess he's all I can recommend right now.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

feels good. i'm top 10%, and 30 SR from top 3%.

Evilember
Evilember

I never bothered doing any placement matches after season 1, but apparently my score for season 1 would place me in upper platinum.

happy_sad
happy_sad

LÜGEN.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

not appreciating his greeting voice lines
Sure, #2 in the world doesn't even appreciate the best aspect of him

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Average.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Someone insta locks your main
They have no playtime as them and won't swap off

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

More and more I honestly feel like Mercy never actually liked working for Overwatch.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wahrheit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

McCree's mouth in the 6th panel always bothers me for some reason. Other then that I like this comic.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

can now kill 2 to 4 people with solo Blade consistently
always win in a 1v1 against healers instead of having them kill me or escape or waste enough time that their back up arrives
no longer afraid of Winston, Hog, Mei, or Symmetra
no longer encounter the embarrassment that was popping Blade when Zen had Trans or using dash to chase Mercy only to have her fly away
can actually hit things with my shuriken now
know who to engage and when to engage them

Just went through a ton of my clips starting from when I got the game to last week. I was fucking awful and seeing myself get better feels fucking good man. Started out at Gold and now nearing Masters. How are you guys progressing?

Firespawn
Firespawn

the team locks your main and all three of your back-ups

RumChicken
RumChicken

GREETINGS

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

"we need a healer"
switch to my main healer when I die
"no not that one"
No orbs for you then..
Probably because the mouth is way too stretched all of a sudden compared to the third and is poking out of his cheek.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Got to masters. Everyone I play with went out on vacation at the same time and I decayed to almost 3100 because I forgot you had to play everyday now.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How is everyone so bad?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Ne.
Lass das.

massdebater
massdebater

Someone picks my main
Gets friends to rapid fire click their hero in selection screen
Guy who stole my main joins them
Steals back my main in between his clicking
He leaves the game

Emberburn
Emberburn

It's a team game.

Only takes 1-2 bad people per team to stifle an individuals SR gain, leaving them stranded in ELO hell.

MPmaster
MPmaster

say no and your teammate picks d.va
she leaves

Supergrass
Supergrass

Every player has to deal with bad teams and good people make it work and climb. ELO hell doesn't exist.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Die schwanzhungrigste Schlampe, die je auf einem Computerbildschirm zu sehen war.

Methshot
Methshot

tfw stuck playing healslut because I wait for others to choose first and no one picks Mercy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

pretending like you can play lesser meme Lord Gengu on an anonymous imageboard

user pls

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Please. This is an English board.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

boop

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

My brother got place in bronze after his first placements in season 2. He manage to climb up to almost plat before he feel down to silver. He has been stuck there ever scenes. He always complains about having terrible teams so I watched him play one day and he was terrible. He played Hanzo one round and would always aim for people's chest or head with scatter arrows, even after I told him it's better to aim at their feet.

massdebater
massdebater

Then put a bubble on him or something? Just because it could use a little set up to properly utilize doesn't actually make it bad

And if you've set up properly, the "loud announcement" means it's already too late for the enemy team

All to do 10 more dps than sombra to all enemies in an 8 metre radius
So it does up to six times more DPS, okay then

WebTool
WebTool

run into shitters like you and your buddy that try this
don't switch
do better than you because I'm not a shitter
gg
K then

eGremlin
eGremlin

I always get stuck because every time I let someone else play support they somehow mess it up. I'm at this point where I just don't trust anyone else playing support anymore.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

There are games on steam that follow the same sorta mechanics but yeah its really a niche sorta game

Booteefool
Booteefool

ever scenes
kek

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So far everyone who plays my mains ends up doing terrible. Only a handful of them did better then I could have.

Evilember
Evilember

Im more willing to believe this in overwatch than i am in mobas because this game has alot of solo capability whereas mobas is like "oh hey you pick support this match and your team sucks guess you cant do shit FOR THE ENTIRE MATCH"

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

D.va's so cute

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I can post my account stats if you want.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw maybe 1 in 10 games are fun
Why do I keep torturing myself

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why does half the cast have zero story associated with them?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

blizzard's writing sucks ass

FastChef
FastChef

Gaspy 15 year old turns on his mic
Hey uhh, can you, like uhh, maybe switch please?

Wyd?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Because from a story standpoint some of them are sidecharacters while others are considered main characters that are more involved with the plot.

Evilember
Evilember

Navy seal pasta

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Because the only thing that matters is wether Genji is fucking Mercy or not.

MPmaster
MPmaster

more involved with the plot.
what plot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Blizz said every character is a main character though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

The story of Overwatch as an organization and how it'll keep growing.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Best girl. Do not reply if you disagree.

DeathDog
DeathDog

But it's already gone.
And only like, three fucking people want it back.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It has nothing to do with you getting consistent hooks. It's just teamluck. And that luck will run out sooner or later you will drop back to mid gold.

w8t4u
w8t4u

event leaks FUCKING WHEN?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The main characters of their own stories, but they're not central to the plot the writers keep focusing on.

FastChef
FastChef

There was a kid on this bus
And everyone had sex with him
Everyone was horny, so they fucked him in the ass
I did it too, but what else could I do? They invited me.
He was that kind of boy anyway

happy_sad
happy_sad

Not everyone can be so lucky.

Enjoy your climb, but don't be too quick to judge those stuck in lower ranks.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'd say Reinhardt too. According to behind the scenes material he seems to be the one having the most fun with his role too.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Where do I find friends for hots

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

it's actually just two

they are however the best

Supergrass
Supergrass

*blocks your path*

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Miku?

Playboyize
Playboyize

But that is absolutely wrong. In DotA you can absolutely carry, by playing a carry, and farming for 40mins and then destroying the other team.

Whereas in OW, even if you are a really good DPS player, you can only do so much if people won't work with you to achieve the objective. Obviously in KotH maps, you can have a much greater impact, but still.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yup

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

In hots, just wait until the next phase starts tomorrow and there will be tons of people looking for friends to play with.

Booteefool
Booteefool

muh lore
kys

tell him to go fuck himself

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Until Gorilla Grodd snaps and rapes her from all the years of cockteasing and unreciprocated affection

Techpill
Techpill

Ladies and gentleman, I have just finished work. Good afternoon ladies and gentleman. How are you all doing today, ladies and gentleman?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Made a smurf because I wanted to experience bronze and try to work my up to masters with unconventional heros
Figure I'd play Hanzo in QP to get to level 25 since I didn't think I was that good with him
Already playing with high plat/diamonds in QP.
Every other game get called out for being a smurf
Oops. I guess I'll really have to throw if I want to place bronze. It's impossible for me to unlearn my gamesense and mechanical skill, but I at least tried to go easy on them.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

losing 1-2
soldier 76 complains nobody is taking care of enemy pharah
single heal mercy switches to hanzo
be me D'Va as only tank with gold elims and damage only tank
reaper, genji, solider won't switch because muh silver or bronze damage/elims/pharah
somehow end up with D'Va, reaper, soldier, hanzo, widow, mei because reasons???
lose

this game is terrible. people are retarded and you can't carry if they decide to suck ass this much.

girlDog
girlDog

Teamkill with death blossom
POTG goes to fucking Pharaoh becse she ult'd behind the enemy as my DB chewed em up

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

KING'S ROW
I
N
G'
S
R
O
W

TreeEater
TreeEater

I can't even explain why I watch his videos. Force is better though.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I wanna fugg Stylosa

Booteefool
Booteefool

alright this is the 4th time i've been 1 game away from masters.

can i finally do it?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Based Styolsa. I want your babies.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i disagree

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why are all Sym mains whiny brats? Yesterday I somehow ended up watching a video tile "Sym main manages to win with a toxic team" or something like that, even though his team was anything but toxic. The only "toxic" thing they did was shiw some concern when he went attack Sym, and asked for a shield gen instead of a tele. Besides that they were pretty nice. But the Sym wrote in the description about howbtoxic his team was, and all the other Sym mains kept sucking his dick by agreeing with him and saying how bad they felt because he has to put up with that "toxic" team.

Techpill
Techpill

I know that feel. I main Ana at 3300 and started a new account to play only DPS and my placement matches I'm getting matches with people around 3000 maining McMeme.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You fucking better

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Alright thanks

Emberburn
Emberburn

join capture the flag
backfill a game with 1:30 left
we're up 1 point
YOUR TEAMMATE HAS CAPTURED THE ENEMY FLAG
Pick rein and play D
bastion is running home with the flag
shield a D.Va last minute ult
win
finally get that fucking lootbox
Glad I never have to go into that fucking game mode again.

EVIE!

Evilember
Evilember

force is better

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Because if you not sucking each others dick in the mi for the whole game
great ult
very nice plays
thx for the heals
then it means you are toxic.
Don't even think about calling someone an idiot, or, Jeff forbid, a cunt.

Inmate
Inmate

every Hanzo who ever manages to get even a single kill and is not Diamond or above is a cheater. Period.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

play comp
someone picks orisa
okay this might not be so bad
he doesnt use his shield
stands in a far away location so I need to babysit and heal orisa constantly
just tag most people while our dps gets the finishing blows
attack phase
hey you should change orisa she sucks in attack
I got gold eliminations so im carrying
we lose because Orisa just sits in a corner firing while the rest of us tries to push while he does nothing

Thank god Orisa's getting nerfed even harder so idiots like this will fall even lower in SR.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Reply to this post people your main gets nerfed

SniperGod
SniperGod

How do you interpretate the results form the looking glass test? The only thing i undestand is the 3002 ms ping with 100%data loss, the rest is pure gibberish and the "guide" on the blizzard site is thrash. In case it matters, i'm playing on ps4, error lc 202 is popping every other match, it had been 3 days since it started and it has become infuriating
inb4 "lolol stop playing on console"

WebTool
WebTool

What did he mean by this?

Methshot
Methshot

interpretate

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

really made me think

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

so is orisa actually garbage? I thought she was supposed to be a side option to reinhardt?

Nojokur
Nojokur

At the moment she is only good for getting her horse pussy fisted, while taking a huge dragondildo up her butt.

askme
askme

people caught onto how valuable zenyatta is.
zenyatta is now in every single fucking game.
sometimes even being picked over ana.
going to be the next hero to be nerfed.

Fuck you too Goeff. Leave my heroes alone.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I need... pictures of what you just said.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Can genji not climb the wall on the left of attack spawn on volskaya?

You know, the shortcut one that dvas other shit go down

Trying out genji in QP and just fell into the water there

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why does Hog hate Junk?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Use your imagination.

RavySnake
RavySnake

just dash there you dork

eGremlin
eGremlin

symmetra """fans"""

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it works unless they patched it recently, i do it all the time.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

hook and kill Junkrat
"FINALLY PEACE AND QUIEEET!"

w8t4u
w8t4u

The magic of the Italian auto-correct

likme
likme

double jump then dash its ez

Techpill
Techpill

I transitioned from Ana to zenyatta, it just feels like i'm much more effective with him.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

They're going to give her a helmet to cover her ugly mug then lewd up the outfit

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fuck you too Goeff. Leave my heroes alone.
seriously though, do we need so many rebalances? older games dont get patched at all and the meta still changes there, so why do we immediately nerf anything that looks op for a week?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

its another "mei thinks their funny ice walling their own team in spawn"

whereismyname
whereismyname

I personally feel like it's a love hate type things. Junk enjoys being with Hog and views him as a good friend. While Hog gets annoyed at Junk very easily and wishes he could kill him at times, but still appreciates his company.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

WEEK 3 WHEN

King_Martha
King_Martha

Why is Ana better than Lucio?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You impress me in new ways everyday, /owg/

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Quiet, faggot!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

because she can shut down every ult in the game besides Dva's, she has the highest/fastest healing potential, and her grenade has a huge aoe that negates healing for the enemy team. She can also STILL duel every character in the game even though her damage was nerfed.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I WANT SYMMETRA TO SMELL MY DICK WITH HER GIANT SCHNOZ

RavySnake
RavySnake

Why can't Junk remember his friend's name?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Because the people that play overwatch are literally children.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I forgot to mention her sleep dart can also turn every team fight into a 5vs6 right from the start. I sort of implied it with the "shuts down every ult" thing

Techpill
Techpill

Bodyguard.
Not friend.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Because Junkrat is deranged madman and Roadhofg is cold blooded murderer
People often misinterpret their personalities

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

blizzard team meeting when making the game
'anyone else think we need a hero for the trolls in the community'

and thus mei was born

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sorry you let others ruin your own personal enjoyment of the game user

idontknow
idontknow

OH
OH
OH

viagrandad
viagrandad

HotS got an Evangelion skin before we did
I guess I'm a Hero of the Storm now.

StonedTime
StonedTime

say no to skirmishes while match making
game constantly puts me in skrimish lobbys
what does that option actually do?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So I've noticed that Orisa's survivability goes up pretty well when there's a Symmetra Shield Generator around, at least against non-single shot high damage attacks, since the Shield helps buffer her Armor so it lasts longer. At least 100 innate Shield would do wonders for her tanking.

Fortify still needs to block headshot bonus damage, though, and become a D. Va DM toggle so it can be used in a much better way.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

There are also tools online designed specifically for tracking training

Get past the "THIS IS WHAT [INSERT RANDOM PRO] USES" bullshit, and you can actually improve.

But again, just practice

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

friendly ana sleeps an enemy
you're playing a hero that can instakill them
dumbfuck teammate can't stop holding m1 and wakes them up so they escape

Every fucking time.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

New headcannon achieved

whereismyname
whereismyname

Makes me feel indifferent, because the ranks in this game are a joke.

More like, how is the system so bad? I'm sure, if every season came with a hard reset, even "good" players would severely struggle with the climb, because they would have to fight past the elo hell every time.

But as it stands, if you lucked out even once, it's harder to fall than it is to climb. And the other way around: if you've never been lucky, it's difficult to get out of the hole.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How I fucking hate his double sword design.
Why they didn't simply give him a punch as a melee attack like they did to hanzo or a kick like Zen's?

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's called "force-regrouping your shit team".

SniperGod
SniperGod

Not even the first Evangelion skin the game has.

Spamalot
Spamalot

elo hell
lol

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Have they said anything about bringing the HotS Overwatch skins into Overwatch itself?

Firespawn
Firespawn

A daft punk-ish skin for her would be pretty amazing.

Sexy body suit, cool helmet that shines blue.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Recently switched from PS4 to PC and finally making some progress. I'm fearing the incoming loss streak that drops me back into gold, getting out of there solo was horrible.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

them stats from around silver to diamond

Why the fuck is it like this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Do you guys think anyone at Blizz has fapped to Overwatch r34?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm not sure. Either the system is really bad, and/or lots of people stop playing, after they get past those tresholds.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

So why'd they make a lesbian so attractive?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

if she wasn't a little bit attractive no one would give a shit

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Roadhogging it up
Hanamura
second point
that bottom corner with the mega healthpack where Hanzo used to fuck bitches while Genji peeked through the sliding door
Lucio is in there
he dances around me and over the healthpack as I try to shoot him
I eat in his face as his sound waves do nothing to me
we finally take the fight outside and kill one another

Goddammit I hate Lucio and Tracer when playing hog.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I would be surprised if absolutely none of them did. If I worked for Blizz and got free figurine merchandise, I'd hotglue them every night.

WebTool
WebTool

See you next week

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw

Evilember
Evilember

Quick, post THAT webm

Lunatick
Lunatick

playing Roadhog
friend sleeps a mei
I walk up, huff some paint, wave hi and shoot her in the face

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

solo queue some competitive
get a literal mercy main girl who communicates with the team quite often
giggles at the end of the match after getting potm with a 4 man res
holy FUCK
my dick

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why would they design ugly women, other than to keep SJWs and tumblrinas happy. They should have just made Roadhog female, because no mentally stable person gives a shit if there's a fat male or not.

aka, cute and sexy sells. Fat, smelly and ugly only keep diversity faggots smiling.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

D.va HotS spotlight
youtube.com/watch?v=HlrAD_fkZ74

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I KEEP LOSING FUCK THIS SHIT FUCKING GAME EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WINDOWMAKER AND FUCKING HANZO BUT CANT AIM FOR SHIT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

Emberburn
Emberburn

t. 300lbs

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

someone types hahahahah

Everytime someone does that it makes me want to throw the game.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Maybe they're having fun, you should try having fun sometime in this game

w8t4u
w8t4u

Oris needs a movement ability added and she'll be fine.

The bitch has FOUR legs ffs, she should have some kind of minotaur/horse dash or something.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Still better than "))))))))))))))))))))))))".

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

hahahaha does nothing to me, HAHAHAHA on the other hand makes me want to strangle someone

idontknow
idontknow

Instantly got steamrolled after posting this, here we go.

5mileys
5mileys

fun=ruining everyone else's experience

Hanzo and Widow mains need to be gassed.

Nojokur
Nojokur

autism

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

good luck user

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

youtube.com/watch?v=HlrAD_fkZ74

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

catch you having fun in Overwatch
Not today little fuccboi

SniperWish
SniperWish

That dance animation at the end is mega cute.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I had to message the opposing Widowmaker why is she teabagging when her team was getting rolled?

It was probably because I would repeatedly hunt her down as Diva and she killed me once.

SniperGod
SniperGod

that model

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

play tracer
peek around a corner
See a big fat roadhog
Oh shit, better not go that way
blink 2 times back to where I came from
Apperantly Roadhog hooked me and the killcam claims I did not blink even once
MFW I get teleported back to where I was before I blinked only to get hooked through the wall and then insta-killed
#EVERYTIME!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

As roadhog and reaper are you supposed to go for headshots or should you just aim center of mass so all your pellets connect?

viagrandad
viagrandad

"This PHARAH IS TEARING US APART!!"
I switch to Widowmaker
"W-Widowmaker!?!?"

Methnerd
Methnerd

How did they manage to make her uglier?
Do they not have the exact same fucking model to use?

viagrandad
viagrandad

High chest near the neck will get nearly all your pellets to land with some headshots thrown in.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Same model, different graphics engine.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Does this general have a discord?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Explain to a retarded rein where to defend
Mongoloid with his buddy goes literally infront of gate where they can shoot you from spawn
Enemy has widow as well
We lose first point in 20 seconds
Honestly some people refuse to listen holyshit

w8t4u
w8t4u

They have to use a lower poly model for mobas so they can have more characters on screen.

hairygrape
hairygrape

She should have "big shot" in regular overwatch!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I would consider myself a fairly toxic player but I NEVER mad at anything the other team is doing.

All of my anger is strictly reserved for retarded teamates.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Bunny Hop seems like a fun skill.
DM only reduces damage instead of blocking it
I knew it wouldn't work in an actual MOBA setting.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I mean even the dykes deserve a good waifu every now and then right

Nojokur
Nojokur

*fires a concussive blast towards you*

Techpill
Techpill

Jesus Christ, does blizzard put all of their retarded employees on HotS?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Would you put your best employees on a sinking ship?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Better version

Playboyize
Playboyize

Could someone post the Webm of McCree trying to help Pharah find a contact lens she dropped?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

No. Nope. The dance is still just as poorly animated as before.

King_Martha
King_Martha

That's right! She is a girl (male)!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

two actually

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

BONGED

viagrandad
viagrandad

Nothing about this game looks good.

Emberburn
Emberburn

HotS is pretty far from sinking ship

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yesterday on Numbani point 'A' defense

playing Symm, have teleporter at the ready but don't want to use it too early or it will get destroyed

sitting in turret nest waiting for opposing push and dead teamates

no one is dying

"WeGotThis.jpg

"SHOOMM...DEFEND POINT 'B'

What the flying fuck!!!.....FUUU..!.....How the fucking fuck do you lose the point with EVERYONE still alive??

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

artist?

Evilember
Evilember

I HATE HANZO MAINS

Also, people who think that having Symmetra + Ana/Lucio/Mercy means you don't need a second actual healer because "Symmetra is a support lol"

StonedTime
StonedTime

I wish this meme that a game has to be top on twitch or it's le dead game would end

massdebater
massdebater

bunny hop doesn't rapidly boost your speed each hop eventually sending you flying across the map
I thought this game was supposed to be fun.
youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

0.01m

Techpill
Techpill

She can dive in and bully the enemy team

Geoff on suicide watch

whereismyname
whereismyname

mfw I've got around 900 hours on css soccermod servers

Shit was intense, there are some people still playing it, i occasionaly join.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

monorirogue.deviantart.com/art/Teenage-Pharah-679450289

5mileys
5mileys

HotS makes the character seem more fun in their game than the actual game they are from
we get tuck with shit like orisa

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Delete this right now

Skullbone
Skullbone

minecraft only 16k views

SINKING SHIP! EVACUATE EVACUATE!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Did he ever own up about how retarded it was to claim her purpose is guarding rip tires and ulting Genji/Pharah?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why is she so perfect?

Emberburn
Emberburn

I have no idea who watches or still plays Minecraft

cum2soon
cum2soon

Because any time you see her on the enemy team, you know you're going to win.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are you older than 12? That's probably why.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Geoff now embraces diving D.Va

iluvmen
iluvmen

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
based hots devs

King_Martha
King_Martha

she is fine right now though but geoff is a retard

lol lets compensate and give roadhog a buff for every nerf but not anyone else HAHAAH!!!!!!!!!111

w8t4u
w8t4u

Free headshots, free Ws

askme
askme

wat up

FastChef
FastChef

Young Overwatch girls are cute. CUTE!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Ayo hol up

Skullbone
Skullbone

Playing competitive
Low masters
Guy picks Sym on defense
He somehow didn't know how her tele worked and thought you place the entrance for it and the exit automatically gets place near point
Ends up putting exit in front of spawn
We lose first point horribly
How can anyone be this bad as Sym?

Flameblow
Flameblow

The HotS team seems to have more fun with skins and character dialogue.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Absolute madmen actually did it.

JunkTop
JunkTop

fucking disgusting

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

No one has zero

Although, four or five heroes at the most don't have much besides what amounts to flavor text, a few panels in a comic, or a couple seconds of screen time in a cinematic

But most of them have had major roles in a comic or cinematic, or have otherwise been the focus of some sort of extraneous material

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Did sombra impregnate Dva?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I want to impregnate brown girls.

Bidwell
Bidwell

You can watch the guy draw that.

twitch
.tv/videos/141004645

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

He's probably a slightly above average player who saw some meme streamer play Sym the other day on the map and thought "hey I should do that next time I'm there" when clearly that is not the place to be experimenting

King_Martha
King_Martha

He was probably one of those brain dead soldier mains with less than 100 hours in the game.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Symmetra is poo

Evilember
Evilember

I'm going to impregnate YOU user

Firespawn
Firespawn

But these stats show that you are willing to pick what is needed, just not tanks other than Winston

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Be the most meta hero in the game for its entire lifespan
Get ported to another game in another genre, become beta there too
How does he do it?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

N-no, i'm pure.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Provides two unique mechanics.

Lunatick
Lunatick

She is pretty strong on certain maps. It's just that it's super easy to counter.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Meta*

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You have a problem with poo?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

single healer can work depending on the comp and other factors
but it usually doesn't

Supergrass
Supergrass

Why take reaper when Phara does the same thing but quicker and safer. Until Phara gets real nerfs she will continue to push out every other DPS.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw 63% win pctg with Symm..and close to 90% on koth.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Comp overwatch either needs bans, or a feature where you can vote to kick a player from a character. just had a hanzo on that german map and he did absolutely nothing.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

She's just so not fun to play against. Every other hero is fun to duke it out with but ever since she got buffed she's such a fucking chore to deal with.

Illusionz
Illusionz

she will continue to push out every other DPS

What did he meme by this?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It's just not fair, /v/ros.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

HoTS proceeds to get better skins than Overwatch for the same heroes

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I wasn't saying she's bad she's OP as shit. She doesn't need a barrier with how much damage she does now.

Techpill
Techpill

You know for a fact those charts are bullshit. Also, once Soldier's nerf goes through Phara will see even more play since her strongest counter is being trashed again.

Emberfire
Emberfire

i can't look up
i can't aim
therefore pharah is op

RumChicken
RumChicken

Yup...part of the strat with Symm is to make the other team tilt out. But unfortunately sometimes your OWN team does until you can convince them you know what you're doing.

JunkTop
JunkTop

she's OP as shit
Nah, she's just a pubstomper mostly, like Bastion was
People with more experience with her now can adapt to her bullshit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

So i just found out that in the Uprising game mode near the end, Reyes says something about a blackwatch agent being captured and before he can finish Morrison or Amari will interrupt him and tell the team "you have your orders complete your mission". I'm sorry but Morrison and Amari deserve to die. Sorry Pharah but your mother is a cunt.

DeathDog
DeathDog

ty

Supergrass
Supergrass

we actually left the car

It only took 2 months!

I listened to all the lines and that doesn't exist. Sorry man.
sounds-resource.com/pc_computer/overwatch/sound/10451/

Feel free to listen to all the lines there

Flameblow
Flameblow

McCree does the same damage against armour that he does against HP
Does this fix him?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm sure that's real, user. Btw have you heard of Bill's garden? My dad works at Nintendo and you can get all the Pokemon you want in there.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Fresh teen

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

His effectiveness against armor wasn't a problem to begin with

RavySnake
RavySnake

HAHAHAH GOOD ONE BLIZZARD.
Put this in overwatch right now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The thing is, you don't need adequate aim to counter Bastion since he's heavily fixed in place.

Pharah requires you actually have decent aim to kill her, and all the heroes that don't require aim bar Winston all fall short on weapon range, or are hard countered by her.

TreeEater
TreeEater

We're talking about Symmetra.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Ah my bad.

But still that argument stands and why Pharah will always see play in Bronze-Platinum.

Skullbone
Skullbone

PHARAH NEEDS SAMUS REFERENCES
And a small jetfuel buff

Firespawn
Firespawn

alright, no masters today. maybe the 5th attempt will be succesful.

farquit
farquit

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREE DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Genji only fucks his brother.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

no, gross

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw you get teamed with a nice pre-made that are polite and work well together

Booteefool
Booteefool

"Lushio"
"Maccree"
"Ayna"

cum2soon
cum2soon

I hope her next skin puts a box over her face and has her skin bleached. Then she'd be 8/10.

massdebater
massdebater

Because Roadhog still calls himself Roadhog
Mako is the person he was before ALF and the destruction of the outback

Soft_member
Soft_member

Oh man, those abilities look great! And I'd really like Bunny Hop and Big Shot in Ovetwatch too!

But why did they remake her model? The cinematic/hero model isn't as cute as the one in Overwatch.

Inmate
Inmate

every time Orisa is played
she gets top eliminations every game

Is this why blizzard is nerfing her damage?

TreeEater
TreeEater

3.14 MB
Holy fuck I'm sorry.
I didn't know that file was that huge wtf.

SniperWish
SniperWish

a small jetfuel buff
they did that, she could stay up in the air literally forever

Emberburn
Emberburn

"Lushio"
I hate this so much

takes2long
takes2long

honestly pharah probably only really hard countered by widowmaker

a good mccree or s76 can absolutely fuck up her day but they generally have to be in a range where they're also easier to get hit by her rockets, worst case scenario all they do is tickle her a bit

in that even a shitty widow doing a fully charged body shot from extreme range is enough to make her duck out for a health pack or something at least

StonedTime
StonedTime

Anna
Orissa
Fairuh

eGremlin
eGremlin

different engines

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

She gets top eliminations for the exact same reason D.Va gets them, she's dealing fuck all damage down range and gets a boat load of assists because she dealt 20ish damage to everybody.

Her average killing blow stat is the lowest of any hero in the game. According to Overbuff, Orisa gets 0.6 actual kills per deaths.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

youtu.be/0gmWh5NNy3w?t=11m4s

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

May
Fareeha
Angel

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

SealTeam76
PanzerHammer
MommaCosby

Firespawn
Firespawn

Reminder.

DeathDog
DeathDog

TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

MPmaster
MPmaster

What

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Dad76
Fara
Orica
Torbyern
Handzo
Traser
Diva
Butcher
Zaenyata
Reinhard

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

("Cheers" theme plays)
Making your way up the ranks today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all this cancer, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your main,
lock Hanzo every game.
You want an arrow so they can see,
The Bastion comp every game
You wanna be where everybody knows your main.

You wanna go where people know,
Shimadas are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows your main.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why can't we CREATE teams then, huh?

Overwatch devs are full of shit. Especially Geoff.

Inmate
Inmate

sole-jur
ahnuh
oreesa
zenyahda
reinhard
junkrad

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw waifu turns you into moba fag

Nojokur
Nojokur

pudge
fatso

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Hey Hanzo, how close are you ult?
84%, what about you Zarya?
90%
let's combo
Guys wait, get the teleporter first! It's behind the point!
don't worry about it, we'll wipe them with the combo and kill the tele while they're respawning
they don't kill the teleporter after the combo
instead they're sucking each others dicks over how great the combo was
entire team comes back
we never touch the point again
47 SR loss

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

could have a cool skin like this
no lol, keep putting masks over his face, cool and funny xD

viagrandad
viagrandad

Those sideburns makes me moist

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

are you mad because of the teleporter or because they didnt suck your dick? I cant tell.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

the game is literally a cartoon

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Makes him looks like damaged Logan. Probably the only time I'll ever like Roadhog's design.

also wolverine/melee character with claws when?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Just give it time, user. Next year when the ALF event hits, he'll get the best maskless skin ever.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Because they didn't kill the port

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

And what's you point? Roadhog is apparently a massive serial killer and characters like Widowmaker have their tits out for show, while wearing a skin tight dominatrix outfit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Whomever drew this really fucked up that face

Spamalot
Spamalot

volskaya
pick orisa on defense
despite me holding as hard as possible and getting kills left and right, they get both points
healers did absolutely fuckall that round so i swap to mercy on attack
straight steamroll
2-2
defense, still mercy
lose the first, hold the second at 77%
attack
steamroll the first point
get a triple res on the second point
enemy team can't kill me for the life of them
win 4-3
game gives me almost 50 fucking sr from it

FastChef
FastChef

Was increasing Lucio's damage something his fans had been loudly whining about? Because he did not need a damage buff, the last thing the game needed was two Genjis flying around everywhere like spastic monkeys aimbotting headshots.

Methnerd
Methnerd

The only reason nobody complained about his shitty gun is because the rest of him was so great it didn't even matter, now he's just stupidly good

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want the male characters to have their tits out for show, while wearing a skin tight dominatrix outfit.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

[muzzled wheezing in the distance]

RavySnake
RavySnake

did the math
i actually gained 53

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ANIME BATTLES

MPmaster
MPmaster

At least he has to do something now. Now they just need to take care of mercy so all the retarded zero mechanics support mains can drop back to where they belong.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Had the opposite happen yesterday.

Playing Rein on Anubis point B attack
team keeps getting wrecked every push
Pharah says shield gen is in cubby behind point
IgotThis.jpg
I switch to Diva
poke around to build ult
"Ultimate Teady"
dive in to massive turret nest and self destruct
destroyed shield gen but died in the process
HEROES NEVER DIE
Come back to wreck enemy team and cap point B
mfw

hairygrape
hairygrape

Blizzard rips off MGS and turns it into a Saturday morning cartoon

If only the lore updated more.

Supergrass
Supergrass

other team has 3 (THREE) people a whole rank above my team of all plats
the more I play comp I question why I am
This is fucking stupid.
Nice fucking matchmaking blizzard

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I did that with junkrat bombs once and got 16,000 damage deflected

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Take symmetra out of the fucking game kaplin or I will kill myself

Playboyize
Playboyize

MGS babs are new wh40k fags
Everybody apparently steals from them, despite their product being obvious mix from hundred sources

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

they're all over level 500
all of mine are under level 300
nice fucking game blizzard, good quality, good thing it's been almost a year and your matchmaking is still this shit

Bidwell
Bidwell

Oh user, it just goes to show you don't know much about MGS.

likme
likme

I dont get how she hasnt been changed, she must be one of the most complained about heroes.

Snarelure
Snarelure

kill her from range, dumbass

iluvmen
iluvmen

mgs invented uniforms
Thank you for proving my point

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why do you struggle? Just shoot her beyond 7m kek.

Snarelure
Snarelure

tfw no d.va's used panties to sniff

King_Martha
King_Martha

Metal Gear Solid invented cyborg ninjas
Metal Gear Solid invented super soldiers
Metal Gear Solid invented covert operations units

Dude, shut the fuck up.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

implying she wears panties with her plugsuit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

But user, she has been changed.

Techpill
Techpill

user, you could go on for a while with all the comparisons. Don't be naive.

Those aren't even the comparisons. Please don't talk about what you don't understand.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Those are the comparisons you have laid out with Blackwatch and Morrison
N-NO THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT

StonedTime
StonedTime

Extra-national military forces that vacillate between loved, hated, and unknown?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Finally i'm a plat shitter.

DeathDog
DeathDog

She's easy to kill I just hate her presence. She only exists to make the game less fun. I really like this game but I genuinely think it would be better without her.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I didn't mention any of the comparisons user I just posted a picture. You're the one putting words in my mouth.

Well in MGS's case, it was American-nationality. The idea of America diluting other cultures through its control. Overwatch sort of embraces of the idea of already being diluted as a way of uniting after the war.

TreeEater
TreeEater

how sweaty do you think she gets wearing it?

i would love to lick her clean

Emberburn
Emberburn

76 isn't complete garbage
how to completely understate the current state of 76

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You write like r76 fag
There is no point talking with you

Playboyize
Playboyize

Post specifically chosen pictures and say Overwatch copies Metal Gear
NO THOSE PICTURES DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING

Soft_member
Soft_member

feedings retards or bait

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

main
Lmao at your life.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I wonder if she goes to the toilet in her suit too.

Emberfire
Emberfire

T H I C C

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Probably not much. Her outfit isn't like evangelion plugsuits that were like latex.
It's probably just something so she can jump into the mech easily and not have extra cloth hanging around.

Evilember
Evilember

But user I didn't. I posted the first picture because it was a parody. And the second was a tribute. You're reading into it too much.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Duo of 10 year olds on open mic
Talking to each other about their leet kills all game
Complaining whenever they get killed
I could have just muted them, but it was actually entertaining since one of the other guys in chat kept telling them to to go fuck themselves.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

go to arcade to fuck around
always get matched against masters and grandmasters autismos

WebTool
WebTool

metal gear as a saturday morning cartoon
already done in the 1980's

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Do they ask super serious and toxic, even though it's arcade?

Evilember
Evilember

Yes and I don't know why. Some diamonds do it too. What causes this shit?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Orisa in comp
Anyone who picks her is either trolling or intentionally throwing. Even bronze players shouldn't pick her in comp.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It was a copy of MGS too, dummy.
Everything is a copy of my favorite thing, before or after the thing was made.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Too american, not enough Illuminati

takes2long
takes2long

DVAs Hots voice lines

youtube.com/watch?v=5JrUQOWBrxc

Inmate
Inmate

character models being too well modelled and animated wouldn't be consistent with the hots style

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

please don't actually nerf this

ok, jeff is trolling now

Spamalot
Spamalot

So ive got the loading screen bug in comp right now. Does the server time out or am i forced to leave and lose rank?

iluvmen
iluvmen

why is playing on attack on a payload map (or hybrid i guess) so much more fun than anything else in this game

is it just the current meta making it feel this way or is it deeper than that

Flameblow
Flameblow

Playing Widowmaker makes my Ana better which makes my Hanzo better which makes my Widowmaker better.

It's a vicious cycle.

FastChef
FastChef

I went Orisa on R66 attack because my team was Torb, Genji, Widow, Sombra and Mercy. We ended up pushing straight to nearly the last point until a Roadhog managed to kill me and the Torb turret on the payload with his ult.

I've also seen her used well in mid masters by some guy who had 20+ hours on her this season.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

1. Defense is inherently more stressful and punishing. I genuinely wonder if there's a big advantage in winrate for teams who start on attack.
2. Koth maps are meh and 2CP maps are shit albeit less shit than they were before this season

Supergrass
Supergrass

youtube.com/watch?v=HlrAD_fkZ74

d.va is a tenacious warrior who bullies her enemies and forces them to retreat

meanwhile geoff
d.va isn't meant to be a bully

Not even blizzard agrees with d.va role.

King_Martha
King_Martha

What are the most universally useful heroes that you can play all the time without bitching about your pick?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Orbs don't. Barrier does.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Soldier, Lucio, Ana above diamond.

cum2soon
cum2soon

lucio is about it at this point, maybe ana.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

rein
ana
soldier
zarya

soldier is the ana of dps desu, he does so much and picking anyone in lieu of him just feels like mildly throwing

Skullbone
Skullbone

I guess they're subtling telling all the former dva mains go play a moba instead

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Soldier: 76

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I know this feel.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

win streak
almost diamond
loading screen bug
lose 50 sr

Oh what the fuck. 50 sr for one round? That's some serious bullshit AND it's a the god damn servers fault

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Can you still get the d.va skin in overwatch? Only reason I'm playing this shit tbqh

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Geoff hates D. Va and her role, which is why he's gutted her and told everyone she's meant to be a DM battery at the back of the team.

But he also really wants to make another mecha-driver character who does D. Va's old role, so stay tuned!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

15 minutes of voice recording material
about 3 minutes more than overwatch after over a year of being in the game

What the fuck are Blizzard actually doing?

Supergrass
Supergrass

We felt that Dva was too tanky
So we made her out of paper instead

How come Blizzard can't buff/nerf in increments instead of just trashing entire characters

5mileys
5mileys

Street pig.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

if that other character isn't a cute asian girl with a pink uniform I'm going to riot

RavySnake
RavySnake

But they did do minor increments with Ana, so your argument is invalid.

Also the reason D. Va was nerfed hard and fast is because Geoff has a personal hatred of her and her role.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

says she's for bully
see shots of her getting mainly bullied in out of mech form
I don't know user.

Evilember
Evilember

Geoff has a personal hatred of her and her role.

is this on the record or just a meme

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How do,you even counter dive? Is just seems so stupidly strong and we got stomped every time

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Don't GG yet, we've almost caught up!
Even Dva knows the proper GG etiquette.

But these lines are a bit hit and miss for me. The gremlin quotes are fun, but the superstar/schoolgirl quotes are a bit obnoxious. I really think they shouldn't have her as a "burgeoning global icon".

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

But they did do minor increments with Ana, so your argument is invalid.

Because Ana clearly fucking reminds somebody at Blizzard of their grandma. She was going to have her nade gutted but they decided instead to leave the most bullshit ability untouched and just pull back her rifle healing :^)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

other team has winston, zarya and symmetra
guy on my team decides it's a good idea to play genji
does fuck all for all of the game
we lose
he gets potg
"fuck this team"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Memes: The character.

FastChef
FastChef

It's real. One of the developers made a tweet last year when asked what Jeff's least favourite hero was. He said that while he enjoys all the heroes, D.Va is the one he plays the least.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

mada mada

Lunatick
Lunatick

who should I pick when someone else has picked my main sombra

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

He made a blue post about how D. Va's role is not what she's supposed to be and the changes to her are what he thinks she should be ebcause bullying other players is mean. Then he immediately says he'd love to make another mecha character who does D. Va's role of bullying.

RumChicken
RumChicken

She asked for it on the grounds of always saying "nerf this".

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fuck off gremlin poster. D.Va is an arrogant star. Not a dorito munching midget.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

isn't it high time D.va gets her own game? fuck Overwatch at this point

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Then they need to nerf carry heroes like Soldier, Reinhardt, Lucio, and Ana. Possibly Roadhog as well. If the game is supposed to be about switching heroes, and those heroes never need to be switched, then that isn't conducive to good team play.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

enemy team has an orisa
free SR

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMnomnomnomnomnomnom.

takes2long
takes2long

tfw someone tells them their love isn't canon

hairygrape
hairygrape

Post buff Dva was insane. She couldn't fucking die unless you had dedicated bullies ensuring ana stayed dead and a perma picked zarya.

I think Dva isn't balanced yet still, but she's much better than where she was.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Yes, d.va is even symbol of a women's organization in korea.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Sure, let's just nerf all the heroes you can't kill. Matter fact, let's just make all the heroes in the game unable to shoot or use any abilities, only run around. Faggot.

5mileys
5mileys

when women have so few icons that they have to rely on a fictional character from a video game for publicity

iluvmen
iluvmen

yes, if it's a RTS game

Methnerd
Methnerd

Indeed! I'd like a game where she's fighting omnics with her platoon mates. The group would be full of stereotypical anime characters with brightly coloured mekas each!

DeathDog
DeathDog

Why doesn't Torbjörn's turret hit points act like armor?

It's a pure mechanical construct.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Bullshit, i played d.va during the whole duration of the buff and you were only sturdy with a ana shoved up your mech ass. Without a healer d.va died just fine, mei was still a gigantic hard counter but fuck playing a hero that pros don't pick right?

5mileys
5mileys

let's just nerf all the heroes you can't kill
Why would this be a bad thing?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Bastion, reaper, rein, cowboy, zen, Ana/lucio.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

buffing Lucio's damage and decreasing Roadhog's spread was fine
but Orisa's gun had to be nerfed and Sombra gets no decrease on her spread
Blizz pls

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hair pulled
gets excited
no full blown erection at the end

Lunatick
Lunatick

Cause it isn't the game's fault you're shit. It's your fault.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Not posting the sequel

Firespawn
Firespawn

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3680735

askme
askme

blacked

Rein has lost my respect.

Emberfire
Emberfire

What happened?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Hello is Jeff from the Overwatch team. Today we are very proud to introduce this new exciting feature. Friendly Fire in competetive

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Oh, you meant me specifically. I'm sorry you missed the point in why I chose those heroes to be tweaked or even reworked. You're actually dumb if you think none of those heroes have glaring balance problems, especially in the context of the overall design of the game.

happy_sad
happy_sad

male nipples
no female nipples

baka

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

DVA WASN'T THE PROBLEM

ANA WAS

ANA WAS WHAT ENABLED THE TANK META

DVA GETTING GUTTED WAS TO BLAME THE WRONG HERO

Evilember
Evilember

it's made of wood like all other ikea furniture

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Literally the only thing in the game that could check Dva diving on your supports was a max charge zarya. Her damage, gargantuan health, and endless matrix was insane.

massdebater
massdebater

when you finally hit diamond

hairygrape
hairygrape

who /filedforunemployment/ here

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This. Every problem during that time was directly Ana's fault, but Blizzard completely disregarded it and nerfed all the other characters so that Ana would stay supreme.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

check out thumbnail
great, i like my lesbian porn to be lore accurate
click on picture
chronal accelerator nowhere to be found, just straps holding onto nothing

Nice job triggering me user

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This is such a stupid opinion holy shit
That Ana could keep 4 tanks alive by herself meme never was true
Tank meta died EXACTLY the moment d.va got nerfed. Ana was untouched, her healing potential is still the same. But meta changed because of D.va nerfs

girlDog
girlDog

step up senpai

Inmate
Inmate

There's a bunch of duplicate lines with and without modulation.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Here you go user.

RumChicken
RumChicken

twitter.com/ov_Lucio/status/861641769795985409

dva emotes

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

just joined in progress game
naturally its me on a losing team
defend best I could for 30 seconds
we lose
got POTG despite only being there for a last second defend
I didnt think thatd happen but it did

girlDog
girlDog

That Ana could keep 4 tanks alive by herself meme never was true
Translater's Note: this user is an actual retard, disregard everything he says

5mileys
5mileys

Ana is still overpowered as all fuck but Dva was still overbuffed.

Booteefool
Booteefool

There is a powerplay going on in Blizzard between Jeff and Geoff.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Remember when Mercy's healing power was considered fast?

Ana healed at triple Mercy's speed at her prime.

Methshot
Methshot

I want a standalone stealth game where I play as Sombra and murder people while hacking all their bullshit. Like a non-garbo Watch Dogs

Emberburn
Emberburn

o rly?
if that was true then dva would have just been swapped with winston and we'd still have 4 tank meta.

DeathDog
DeathDog

That fucking jiggling meka butt.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw you win mystery duel but the other guy gets the potg

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Thanks, doc.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It is not true. It was never true
If it was true explain why Ana remained the same, but tank meta died?
Winston does not have survivability near pre-nerf D.va

Back up your words with something people

FastChef
FastChef

endless matrix
Matrix wasn't changed from them till now. Shit's not endless

Her damage
Her damage was still shit, post nerf d.va now not only has less damage but also more pellets per shot and considering the spread it's way harder to land headshots.

gargantuan health
With the size of her critbox? Her 400 armor only made her feel like having 400 hp.

But meta changed because of D.va nerfs
No it didn't, they just replaced d.va with zarya. D.va is just becoming more popular now because roadhog is still fucking bullshit and dive comps are becoming more popular.

Supergrass
Supergrass

he's only using his 100% german precision power to impregnate her

Soft_member
Soft_member

you will never be a young bear mode german masterrace glorious looking motherfucker in his prime years operating in a famous international peacekeeping force wearing a massive power amor and a fucking giant rocket hammer, spending your days in glorious combat and your evenings at the HQ chilling with your fellow brothers in arms all while every female in a ten fucking mile radius drool as you pass by and swoon if you even look at their direction

WHY
FUCKING
LIVE

TreeEater
TreeEater

Just sounds to me like you're being a bitch and whining about not being able to play your special snowflake hero because you get shit on by the heroes that are actually good.

Soldier
He was designed to be the hero that you can just pick up the game and play, point and shoot, easy and do well with. He's a part of the meta, and always will be. Nerf his damage any more and he'll be useless, which obviously isn't what Blizzard wants, no matter how badly YOU want it. His damage is fine, his self heal is fine, the only thing you could possibly change that'd be okay would be to add a stamina meter to his sprint. Nerfing Soldier would only shift the meta in Pharah's favor, then you'll be on here, crying like a bitch about her.

Reinhardt
Staple of any team, 9 times out of 10, if the enemy team has a Rein and your team doesn't, you're fucked. I don't know why you're complaining about him, they fixed his Earthshatter which was the only thing people even complained about.

Lucio
Again, nothing wrong. You just have shit aim and can't kill him. Do you see the pattern here? You're obviously one of those people who can never be pleased. Any nerf they do to a hero will ultimately be a buff for another hero, in which you'll turn around and bitch about that new hero because you're shit and can't kill them. Or, sorry, they're "unbalanced xD".

Ana
She was recently nerfed as well. Git gud, bitch.

Booteefool
Booteefool

If it was true explain why Ana remained the same, but tank meta died?
Is this your first Blizzard game? They're terrible at recognizing obvious issues with balance and then properly tuning shit the way it's supposed to be, that's why. This has been going on for 10+ years.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Mei has big tits

StonedTime
StonedTime

I really wish sombras hack was faster torebh turrets and ice blocking mays are the worst.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Winston does not have survivability near pre-nerf D.va
Back up your words with something people
4 tanks being op doesn't suddenly become 0 tanks being op by nerfing 1 tank. The absolute worst case is 4 tanks becomes 3 tanks. 4 - 1 = 3. Maths, faggot.

It's you who we are waiting to back your outrageous claims up.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Give Jeff his hair back.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

How could anyone want Ana to be anything other than Jack's best friend when Ana/Rien is so fucking good.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Thanks for the unwarranted you!

eGremlin
eGremlin

pharah is so good you need a soldier to reliably counter her and remain competitive
soldier is so good he's pushing out every other dps in usage
not coming to the conclusion that both classes are too good

Acknowledging that not having a rein vs a rein is a guaranteed loss
not coming to the conclusion that rein is stoo good

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

win>win>draw>3999

I didn't want to tempt fate and quit for the night. I'll try again tonight.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I never said to nerf Soldier's damage. Stop putting words in my mouth.

The fact that Reinhardt is a staple of any team is a fucking problem. Big Rectangle Man is not interesting for most players to deal with, it just adds needless longevity to a game that doesn't need more barriers and stalls. I say this as a Reinhardt main. His shield is the problem, not the rest of his kit. Some people cried about Earthshatter, but more people cried about his shield. I have a feeling you're one of those DPS mains who never touches tank characters.

Lucio and Ana are two must-picks because of their insane utility compared to heroes like Zen and Mercy.

I'm honestly amazed at how well you DON'T understand the meta and why it needs to be completely upended.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

for some maps it's just no fun play lucio.
for lijang control center you can usually only get one enviro kill before people stop going to the ledge, and every other part of the level is just a hallway, and playing in hallways isn't fun with lucio

viagrandad
viagrandad

Finally get good with winston.
discover that you can use him in almost all maps
win without even need for rein
man I love harambe

cum2soon
cum2soon

lukidjano.deviantart.com/art/All-Overwatch-heroes-as-lukewarm-bowls-of-water-678887295?ga_submit_new=10:1493999522

what's this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Old tank meta existed only because d.va could solo any 200 hp her without hero

IT DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE. It is ineffective.
Are you stupid?
Ok, I'll explain
D.va can simultaneously do job of tank, kill people and doesn't require heal when fighting any offence hero
it allows other heroes to pick tank roles instead of offense ones
tank meta appears
D.va tankiness allowed her to do non-tank task
Thank god Bliz doesn't listen to their retarded customers

Techpill
Techpill

hey i'm a newfag shitter

can someone explain to me which heroes should only be played on attack/defense/koth/etc and why

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

just never play as a sniper unless you're Mendo who's been playing FPS games since he was 3
otherwise most characters are fine at almost any time

RumChicken
RumChicken

soldier
rein/
ana/lucio

idontknow
idontknow

Widow is so braindead easy I don't know why more people don't player her more.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I know that feel user

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

This. Enjoy.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hanzo and Widow on attack
Hanzo and Widow on defense
Is every game supposed to feature dumb and dumber?
If you want to snipe pick Ana and actually be useful to the team ffs!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

and doesn't require heal when fighting any offence hero

You must have fought a lot of shitty players, then, because D. Va has to get in kissing range to do any damage while everyone else pumps her critbox full of bullets.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I meant which ones are only good on one or two. for example i hear pharah should only be considered on attack

whereismyname
whereismyname

Because it sends your team into a fit of toxic salt and causes you to lose the game.

Snarelure
Snarelure

those heros are good for everything except maybe rein on koth if thats the case then pick winston or zarya

WebTool
WebTool

How could they change Soldier then? You make a point about usage, if they fuck up Soldier's kit, then his usage will drop. Unless you have great aim, McCree and Genji are both shit at taken Pharah down. Reaper's guns can't reach. Tracer and Sombra's guns have too much of a spread to hit her, and Pharah vs Pharah is just bennyhilltheme.avi. So again, tell me how they could change Soldier in a way that wouldn't absolutely fuck up the hero and cause Pharah to become invincible?

I'm honestly amazed at how well you DON'T understand the meta and why it needs to be completely upended.

Because it doesn't matter who is in the meta, there is always going to be someone crying about the heroes in the current meta, so suck it up and play the game, or baby rage and don't.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Widow is brain dead easy

You are half right. Now guess which half

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

And guess what, her 400 armor ass allowed it to kill any offensive hero even assuming crits
Because, you know she could crit, too.And her enemies didn't had that sweet 400 armor. And if somebody tried to escape, she just activates her boosters and pursues him

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

They should've put Genji's ult on an ammo system.

It lasts 12 seconds, but you only get something like 6 swings.

Instead of the way it is now where a Genji player just holds down left click during his ult. Putting it on an ammo system would require finesse, but also help Genji to run around picking off foes.

t. more hours on Genji than any other hero

ALSO, change it so that the end of Genji's ult doesn't abruptly end Deflect.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I jerked off to reapers voice in my headphones before.
And for girls I guess widow.

Bidwell
Bidwell

here's a video to back up your point
twitter.com/RSiTrolledU/status/814589409253326849
just stop replying to him, he's obviously just a salty D.Va fag who abused the tank meta to get to Masters and then dropped down when D.Va got nerfed and he was put back where he belong

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw the HOTS hero introduction video is the only lore content we've ever gotten for d.va

tfw the devs of that game know how she's meant to be played more than the overwatch devs.

Lunatick
Lunatick

could solo any 200 hp hero
mei would rape d.va
mei still rapes d.va
almost any hero that can shoot and move around d.va could unmech her without issues
s76 could easily get in her face and unmech her through defense matrix since back then it didn't block damage at point blank
tracer blinking around a d.va would either turn her mech into scrap or make her use the full matrix

Here's the thing, back when d.va was "OP" you had people that would throw matches unless your party composition was d.va, rein, hog, s76, ana, lucio. D.va main role was to stop the enemy s76 from raping the fuck out of your team and save people from hooks, not kill everyone.

MPmaster
MPmaster

ALSO, change it so that the end of Genji's ult doesn't abruptly end Deflect.
this is a good change
the rest is not

King_Martha
King_Martha

English Torbjorn is the best voice

Frankly, I play the game with Japanese dubbing because aside from Torbjorn, the Jap voices are better.

DeathDog
DeathDog

wife
slut
She'd only be a slut if any of those kids weren't torb's

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Good thing you don't work at Blizzard.

They're kinda retarded but the shit they put into the game is still 95% better than the shit you guys come up with in these threads.

w8t4u
w8t4u

stomping as mechaqueen pharah with japanese voices while listening to gundam OP/ED music

Inmate
Inmate

Welcome to QP 2017 Edition

I have taken to locking down Widow in select until the match starts to keep faggots from ruining my game with her.

idontknow
idontknow

Defend on payload
be solo healer
lose objective 30 seconds after winning a teamfight every single time because all four DPS decide to chase half way to enemy spawn consistently when not in any sort of advantageous position.

WebTool
WebTool

Bring soldier damage to 18 per bullet. Add sprint meter.

Give pharah falloff damage past 30 meters.

This prevents pharah from hanging back and spamming from 600 meters away so she has to engage soldier on fair terns. Soldier is universally weaker, but still the most flexible dps in the game.

viagrandad
viagrandad

t. tank / support abuser.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Junkrat and Winston for males, Widow and Zarya for females

WebTool
WebTool

I had no problems taking down D. Va at the height of her "over-poweredness".

I can't actually discuss anything so I'll assume and screech like a retarded parrot

I barely ever use her and I made plenty of D. Vas explode when she was supposedly overpowered.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

have played no more than 10 minutes on surf servers
dumped hundreds of hours on deathrun servers and making my way to GM as solo lucio
closse second to surf map autism i guess

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Bring soldier damage to 18 per bullet. Add sprint meter.

I bet if I asked the same thing a month ago, you'd say "Bring soldier damage to 19 per bullet."

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

they blame you for not healing them

Booteefool
Booteefool

ALSO, change it so that the end of Genji's ult doesn't abruptly end Deflect.
This is the only thing you got right.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Your perception is blatantly false. The game is better off for her nerfs and you're beyond hope if you think otherwise.

Snarelure
Snarelure

t. When I only started playing Diva recently and missed the entire Diva meta era.

eGremlin
eGremlin

16 per bullet is garbage
20 per bullet is S+ tier

18 is actually exactly where I'd put it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Give pharah falloff damage past 30 meters.
that is retarded if you include direct hits

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sombra was also great at destroying d.va

Of course comp babies would NEVER let an off meta pick happen without throwing.

King_Martha
King_Martha

play vs AI to get 1st win of the day bonus
pick lucio
somehow get 4 golds

literally how

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

vs AI
there's your answer

Soft_member
Soft_member

pocketing d.va as mercy on route 66 since she was solo tanking
plat match but had 2 diamonds on enemy team with one playing s76
s76 pops from behind me and d.va turns around to use matrix
change to pistol 1v1 (under defense matrix) the s76 pretty quickly
later on I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
zen ults
fuck healing beam, time to shit on this guy
1v1 (with zen ult) the s76 once again before the dps on my team even notices

So this is what diamonds can do...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Holy shit dude you are so wrong
D.va always was Mei counter. Every hero who Mei can't kill in one combo is Mei counter
D.va had to use her matrix against soldier at all, her guns did around 163 dps without crits
You played against retarded D.va's

Okay D.va advocates. Explain 1 simple thing
Why everybody (everybody who matters, pro-scene and good players) stopped picking 4 tanks the very moment D.va got nerfed?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This prevents pharah from hanging back and spamming from 600 meters away
Then she's being pretty useless there.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The worst part is

Defending on Dorado, payload is on the very last turn
manage to salvage a team fight with a 3 man res
1 minute left on the clock, all we need to do now is defend against their next panic push
ALL FOUR DPS RUN CHARGING OUT OF THE POWER PLANT TO GO FIGHT OUTSIDE ENEMY SPAWN
get killed immediately
enemies then kill me and our one tank because Rein/Soldier/Winston/Mercy beats Orisa/Mercy
we lose because now they have four people on the objective on the last turn and we're all just respawning
mfw

Emberfire
Emberfire

There's a reason they're playing in plat, user.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Genji and Winston go well with Sombra

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

steamroll opponents
group up with teammates
get steamrolled next match
disband

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Fuck no. Her gargantuan projectiles should not do max damage so far away when they are as spammable as they are.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

d.va always was a mei counter

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

16
I thought it was 17?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Do you play another game that's considered an esport title?

If so, how do you think its skill ceiling/competitiveness compares to Overwatch's?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If Hanzo is a "sniper" then surely Zenyatta is also a "sniper"?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Not at all, Zenyatta is DPS, Hanzo is not

WebTool
WebTool

Win or lose if there is a Hanzo or Widow in the group I leave after the match.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Irrelevent. 19 from 20 is virtually nothing in most situations since 76 is going to have a 80 health advantage due to his light speed splash rocket.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Main Mei weakness is extreme amount of time it takes her to kill people. It just ain't worth to freeze tanks, because you will be killed by their before you can kill them
Esport are made by promotion, not game itself. Arena shooters have highest skill ceilings, but nobody watches them

TechHater
TechHater

Why everybody (everybody who matters, pro-scene and good players) stopped picking 4 tanks the very moment D.va got nerfed?

Dive comps became popular and reinhardt and orisa are shit on dive. Only zarya, d.va and winston are good at diving.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No, it's the people that play as her that are the biggest sluts.

iluvmen
iluvmen

freeze tank
critshot tank
if tank survives, freeze again and repeat
if your health gets low ice block then freeze tank and critshot

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

freeze tank
rest of team shoots them

Totally not worth it

I want this "pretending Mei isn't good" meme to end

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw play badly
still talk shit after getting carried
reactions are what makes it all worth it

Playboyize
Playboyize

It just ain't worth to freeze tanks, because you will be killed by their before you can kill them
not freeze locking d.va
calls himself mein

You're fucking shit mate.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

his right click though

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yuropoor detected

StonedTime
StonedTime

stopping tanks from using their abilities is not worth it
post your rank right fucking now, i need to see why you thought this made any sense at all

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

that fucking spike at the tipping point between plat and diamond and each boarder point beyond

girlDog
girlDog

And why dive comps became popular?
Maybe because Genji and Tracer are allowed to live now?
Killing 400 armor D.va as Mei(who may I remind you, deals around 160 dps at you ) would take around 10-11 seconds. It could only happen if anybody else ignores you

Methshot
Methshot

It's a burst, not a single shot, you can miss some of them if the target is moving

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Dive comps were always popular. The problem was because of Ana being able to heal as much as she did back then in the tank meta made Roadhog not have to worry about healing and he's always one-shotting. Throw a D.va Defense Matrix or Zarya bubbling or even both and Lucio for mobility and Aoe healing and you had your turtle formation.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That one newfag with another question

Is there a way to get uprising loot crates besides just buying them?

idontknow
idontknow

You can't get uprising lootboxes anymore, the event ended.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Uprising is over, user. If you want Uprising stuff you hope to god they bring it back next year.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Uprising is over, but when it was still up, all loot boxes were uprising lootboxes, so levelling up and arcade boxes were uprising

DeathDog
DeathDog

And why dive comps became popular?
Pro fads and winston got buffed.

takes around 11 seconds
mei needs 30 m1 hits to freeze a target
takes roughly 1.2 seconds to freeze someone up
m1 dmg would be reduced to 1.125 per hit so 33 dmg when she freezes someone
another 1.2 seconds to stuck a icicle on d.va huge critbox
145 damage due -5 on armor
+30 dmg with punching
~2.2 seconds for 208 damage while locking the player completely
d.va has 600 hp
3 freeze combos for 624 damage
7 motherfucking seconds to shut the fuck down of d.va on a 1v1. And this if you want to keep her freeze locked, if you wanted to kill her faster you could headshot her twice per freeze but this gave d.vas time to run off.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

During events the normal loot boxes turn into the event boxes so you get them from leveling up and the arcade like normal. Only available while the events are running though.

Illusionz
Illusionz

you have to wait one year to get them again

TreeEater
TreeEater

You can't get them anymore since the event ended. But leveling up gives you loot boxes. During events loot boxes become event loot boxes.

There was a specific skin you wanted, wasn't there?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What comp do you pick to counter dive?

Soft_member
Soft_member

several negevs and maybe an awp or a p90

Emberburn
Emberburn

D.VA tries to fly off
pop wall in front of her
if she still manages to get away she cant self heal and if this really is 1v1 like antartica then there are no health packs

cum2soon
cum2soon

Using scrub90
Just AK them in the face.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ak isnt as fun as several lanwmowers

Illusionz
Illusionz

are you satisfied with your current SR, /owg/?

Methshot
Methshot

Something something hog because he shits on winston.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yes

Because mine is 0 and I don't like comp at all because it's full of assholes who can't admit when something is their fault

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It's only slightly faster and its better if you're getting help to kill her. On a 1v1 it's better to freeze lock

33 dmg to freeze
290 dmg headshot 2x
rinse and repeat
d.va out of mech in 6.8 seconds for 646 dmg

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

And what her team does all those 7 seconds ?
Jerking off to your lesbian freeze bondage show?
Size of critbox doesn't matter here, your own critbox is effectively same size at distance you fight her. D.va critbox is only disadvantage at long distances
She damages you all this time. Her team damages you all this time.
And you don't have escape button to protect yourself, you can only iceblock and hope for somebody to come and save you, when D.va can just fly away any time

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'm not arguing that Mei can't wreck D.VA, I was just saying its easy to stop her from getting away so her mobility is a moot point, especially considering she needs to be closer to Mei to do damage than Mei needs to be to freeze her

idontknow
idontknow

That "era" lasted for like 2 weeks, and probably would have died on its own without a nerf if people had just learned how to fight a DVa instead of crying about her.

Emberfire
Emberfire

AK meme
Back to CoD you go

Bidwell
Bidwell

implying it's hard to freeze a d.va back on s3 when they were diving on the backlines all the time

You're shit user, also it's a lot easier for a mei to hit d.va with her freeze ray and then position to shove a icicle down her throat than d.va to track mei down.

hairygrape
hairygrape

it's another "Mei mains pretend that their main isn't broken" episode

SniperGod
SniperGod

he hasn't been exclusively using the ak and deagle since source

eGremlin
eGremlin

New thread
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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I can't deagle for shit, I always use five-seven.

whereismyname
whereismyname

since source

LMAO TRUE NIGGAS BEEN USING AK FROM 1.6

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

not since the original half life mod

Techpill
Techpill

600 armor dva required Zarya to check her or it was an auto loss.

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