Spess Autism on a Spess Drama

Dive the logs, make the request. He's done some stupid shit consistently, should be easy.

Just because the quality of the meme has deteriorated over the years you cannot deny its popularity and well-made structure at its peak.
It -is- retro, and I'm awfully nostalgic for the times when the waifu meme meant something still.

i havent seen him bomb on non-antag once or i wouldve had my request up the second the round was over
>cant request a ban because DUDE BOMBS LMAO is fine as antag apparently
>even if you do it EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GET ANTAG
>even if you get antag 3 times in a row

>meant something
All it has ever meant is 'giant textslut who uses cutesy words in an attempt to attract pathetic, thirsty men to shower it with affection'.
Stop being silly, Shiggy.

It appears to me you never discovered the true meme and instead were just observing faux-memes and low quality content that bore similar name to the original greatness.
I won't stop being silly.

when will rin and avada come back

Hopefully never.
>original greatness
what was that original greatness? You playing PDA-sext with a blue haired twit? You brainwashing new, otherwise decent players into foaming at the mouth, waifu-thirsty retards?
Where is the greatness in all of this?

>You playing PDA-sext with a blue haired twit? You brainwashing new, otherwise decent players into foaming at the mouth, waifu-thirsty retards?
As I thought, you have captured the meme in its decline and thus are complaining about things that, sadly, brought it forward (though I could dispute the latter clause/question - I don't remember "brainwashing new otherwise decent players" into anything.
No, the golden age of the waifu meme was 2014, if not earlier.

youtube.com/watch?v=ldKDJvN6_ew

dun, dun, dunnnn......

Avada didn't leave

WFU has been dead since the day Mallory Brooks left desu lads

>I don't remember brainwashing new players into anything
>'i totally didn't teach a slavaboo, an annoying detective player, and whorena that waifushit was acceptable!'

I agree wholeheartedly desu ladabad
Oh now that you put it like that.

Valkeryie Skies is the new waifu.

>an annoying detective player

Yeah this desu lads, Mallory Brooks more like SHIT. I can name over 400 detectives better than mallory or bateman.

Name 400 detectives & 3 cinemas where this happens

A bunch of our coders abandon our project and restart ss14
github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14

Good.

>bunch
>PJB's in the group
I'll stay here. I'll be happy if he leaves the GitHub to... Everyone else, really.

>when you put it like that
Yeah, sounds a lot like brainwashing doesn't it?

It's not like I showed them pro-waifu propaganda and deprived them of other sources of information!
Not to mention, waifushit is acceptable.

By everyone else do you mean, all the other people who have also left with him?

Victoria Rathen
Surfer Brooks
Naomi Williams
Surfer Girl
Trinity Prewitt
Ailsa
Souhei
Avada
Eloise
Ivy Stocker
Terry Watson

100% serious

>all the other people
Who gives a shit?
If they think that anyone will miss them, they're fucking wrong.

Hey shiggy, what job is the best for up and coming waifus like this beauty *points to chest*

The thrust of my point is, this codebase is fucking dead.

>waifushit is acceptable
>playing kissyface with PDA notes in the bar is acceptable

The Green haired Devil that stole my heart

Shiggy, who is the current best girl?

...

I want to sniff Naomi's hair

>Current

>catherine the whore
its like you want your dick to rot off

at least one of those doesn't play detective

At least 3 of them don't play anymore
At least 2 of them are the same person
At least one of them isn't a waifu

being a waifu wasn't a requirement was it?

Being a waifu is ALWAYS a requirement

when was your last roll, vg?
mine's been days.

SS13 is dead but I think what the world needs more of is head of personnel waifus.
It drives roleplay somewhat if you're not braindead. Like, for example, doing the bomb gimmick with the captain and his waifu (a la Batman movie) as an antag.
isn't me. I haven't been around enough to notice any good ones but M. Brooks is the best girl of the year.

Vampire, such a shitty antag

Glare sucks and is too short, Hypnotize takes too long

Getting off the ground is a chore

>Long round, lowish pop
>Only one in Cargo. Just a lonely tech.
>No has been by in damn near an hour
>Comms pretty quiet
>Fuck it. I'm going to learn to open crates that don't belong to me.
>Grab hacking shit and go to sneak in through the maintenance tunnels behind the bar
>Go through the rec room
>Someone in there
>Grab a laser tag gun and start shooting him
>He wanders off
>Door into the tunnel already jammed open
>Hack into bartender's door and jam it open
>Grab shotgun
>Where's the fucking ammo?
>Click about some
>BLAM
>Explode.. something back there
>Look down tunnel
>No one comes running
>Fiddle with bandolier to see if there's ammo in that
>Fuck it, I need to get back to cargo
>Step out in the maintenance hall
>Security cyborg standing right there
>Have shotgun in one hand
>Have multitool in the other
>Dressed like cargo
>Door behind me not closing
>Clearly where I don't belong
>Freeze
>We just stand there for a good 10 seconds while my mind reels trying to come up with a half way acceptable excuse
>Borg wanders off
>Run back to Cargo, bobbing and weaving in halls hoping no one will notice the shotgun
>Get in the back
>My weapons and shotgun shell crate has arrived
>BLAM
>Nothing
>Break shotgun
>Fucking beanbags
>Fuck with lathe
>Print a few shells
>ITS NOT FUCKING WORKING
>Build an IED
>Stand back
>BLAM
>"Explosion detected at this position"
>Start shoving spent shotgun shells in the trash
>Hide shotgun in empty crate
>Trying to repair panels
>MOMMI comes in
>Freeze again
>Is it going to tattle on me? Do they speak English? Do we even have an AI?
>It buzzes around Cargo for a moment
>Doesn't even do anything and leaves
>Get back to shotgunning crates open just because I can

Man, screw survival horror games. Those two encounters were probably the most scared I've ever been in a video game. Still, learned some very important lessons in the process. Opening crates is a pain and silicones are like T-rexes in that if you don't move they can't see you.

Mallory Brooks was a bad detective, a bad waifu and a bad player. Just like you, you love yourself so much you obsess over a player thats just as shit as you.

Me:
>a good detective
>a bad waifu
>a good player
Mallory:
>a bad detective
>a good waifu
>a good player

You might have been onto something but no

If you want to open crates without access, either steal an emitter from Engineering or order a goat

He has a point. Don't take captain if you're not in for the long haul.

>drives roleplay
No, it really doesn't. It takes players away from important places that they should be playing, like Medbay, and makes them useless to the round.
Your little proteges are proof of that.

Good riddance. Now they're interact with other turbo autists and still fail to realize how insufferable they are

>le sneaky c*ders attempting ANOTHER ss13 remake

What about Trinity "Fucks any Dickgirl they see" Prewitt?

Better dead than fucked up with their garbage. I've been doing tutorials in my spare time so I can fix shit.

Kill some dudes. Succ the dead blood to uncap faster then use speed hypno memes

It's a learning process. There's lots to do in this game. Now I'm a little more attuned to what I should and shouldn't do. I learned lots in my retarded adventure.

If you think that's scary then you really, really really don't want to be security in a cult round. That'll help you appreciate real survival horror

>shiggy is a good detective and good player
>mallory was a good waifu and good player

You need to take your meds shiggy my boy, stop spending all your money on drugs and actually remember to save money for rent :)

Do not bully shiggy is he a sick boy.

who is best detective, though?

I would say me, but I'm awful

you seem like a little bitch desu, the most real spook I got was patrolling the abandoned medbay in deffiency with a buddy, I lose sight of him for 10 seconds and his SPS pings his death before I got bumrushed with stun papers and cult swords

>Not the disk holder on a nuke op round

Kurt Jacobs when he's traitor

That's not much paranoia. You just stick with your escort and kill whoever kills them then jetpack sax in a killbox you made if it looks bad

At last, I have the itch for spess once again.

The itch must be scratched.

Megurine Luka

don't

Prove I was a bad detective or else you're a stale memer

You rarely if ever actually bagged any criminals. Most of the time you played detective, you were playing kissyface in the bar, or you were dead.

It's been almost a year since you played, I don't remember specifically why you were bad but I know that I was far better and also much cuter than mallory "ugly" brooks :3

The detective's job isn't sec officer with a fancier gun, it's investigation which I did extremely well up to the point of having the whole station evacuated because I managed to catch traces of stealthops.
It was stealthops and I saved EVERYONE, so I don't know.
Shut up Sunshine Gabriel

I remember you bragged about this stealthops thing before, sad!

also this, you don't even play anymore, so you're automatically a bad detective

Okay how about catching a traitor fifteen minutes in (three minutes after a crime scene was established) even though they used a disguise and scrambled their medrecords (sad and sloppy!)

Man, this reminds me so much of when I started playing. Just keep going, you'll get less and less scared as you play.

Been there, done that.

>bragging about his 2 decent rounds
sad!

ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Slime_People
rework soon

>Your waifu gets a 3 day ban for non antag murder
>quit the server forever
>play lifeweb
>spend your weekdays shitposting on Veeky Forums and doing drugs

guess who

>The reproduction crap is still in

>using female sprite on the wikipage
That's basically opening up to your fetish nature of writing lore and wanting them round start
Did he pay for the 400 dollar lifeweb super cocks

>I'll do what I want Sacred and you can ban me for it if you'd like and we'll see what the other mins think
>SerWind thinking he has any idea what good admins would think

Shiggy why are you so obsessed with Mallory?
Why can't you get a real girlfriend instead of chasing pixel puss?

youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA

Just admit it, Sunny-side-up Gabroni, you're not a better detective!
Hey that's me
I am NOT obsessed also real girls poop and that's not something I can put up with
First of all it's 40 if you're Russian, second of all, I didn't

>i am not obsessed
Then why do you constantly post about her whenever you rear your ugly ass head in here?

Other people play detective too you dumb ruskie

>Female sprite
That's the male overlay dumbass

why is security so horrifically unrobust all the time?

I'm glad you know the difference between the two you sick fuck

Because they're not expected to be robust, they're expected to be tazer jockeys.

fear of the bwoink hitting them if they actually fuck someone

because it's filled with people who need tasers to win fights

Can I be Shiggy too?
>Muh rose tinted waifus were good then you just didn't see it and anything you find that may hint that waifushit was actually shit is purely your own imagination
>What do you mean we shouldn't promote fawning over fake people to the point of giving them a bias in a game with a whodunnit mechanic at core
>Drilling people so you can share private kissy times with them is just ROLEPLAY you sheeple
>Girls are ruined irl if they're not virgins forever tbqhwymf
Being a russian is fun!

security is where people go to GET robust.