flip it upside down and place all 5 egs in the 5 sockets underneath
Jack Lee
>Artie [Officer chat]: MINE MINE MINE!!! ARTIE WATNS A SECOND AXE!!!! >Officer1 [Officer chat]: are you sure the other warriors are ok with this? >Artie [Officer chat]: YES GIVE ME THE AXE! I AM CL I DESERVE IT!
Brandon Ward
place 4 eggs in the middle and the fifth on top of them. Cut a hole in the box so you can close it (and to keep the egg in place).
Lincoln Barnes
isn't that a meme weapon? Won't the warriors just save their dkp for better bwl weps?
Landon Green
Make her eat all the eggs so we are left with a perfectly balanced box
Benjamin Robinson
haha I love this corrupt loot council meme, can't wait to play with you guys this is hilarious
David Carter
put all 5 eggs in the blender, then give your self a yolk+egg shell enema, run around a bit, do some squats, drink some laxatives, take a dump above the box trying to carefully calculate so that the shit doesnt spill
Ryder Jones
>dkp >counsil loot >class leader >loots it for himself hehehehe
Jacob Thompson
You like what you see?
Chase Garcia
...
Ayden Jackson
it's a good weapon for non humans.
Nolan Garcia
it's just as good for humans as for non-humans
Nolan Harris
but I'm class leader I deserve it!
Andrew Torres
the human warriors all have ironfoe except automute
Lucas King
it's funny because it's true
only Dads missing
Bentley Brooks
but you can't use deathbringer in raids? so why not give it out to the rest of the warriors?
Bentley Foster
you can in 3 weeks when 1.4 hits
still shouldn't have gone to Artie
Jordan Jenkins
dads wasn't in the raid when the second one dropped
Joshua Powell
t. artie
Chase Morgan
According to every leveling guide ever made I should be about lvl 51 by now. I just dinged 48 and I've done all the quests up the to 51 point in the guide, I also have 0 rested. Why can't I into alliance leveling?
Isaac Edwards
Why shouldn't it go to the top fury Warrior.
Justin Fisher
More like 6-7 weeks desu. I doubt they'll release the update at the start of the month. Item updates buffs its damage and changes the proc.
Christopher Evans
because they can't keep consistency, one week its bart, another artie, then dads and jyrone
Christopher Butler
are you retarded?
Eli White
What about members leaving the guild in droves?
Brody Cooper
look at that and tell me artie didn't deserve deathbringer over some literal who with 40% raid attendance. he's not even doing half his damage
Christopher Reyes
>in droves
? 2 spergs left
Mason Powell
Nobody left the guild because of artie getting DB. All the melee already knew artie was getting it.
Connor Thomas
>ony dps is relevant
Gavin Watson
if dps isn't relevant as dps then what is
Nathaniel Mitchell
If you dont like someone personally thats your thing but the best paladin and best rogue leaving is rather worrying, especially if its within a single day.
James Williams
Well tbf it was going to go to Reznik but he didn't make it.
If you look at the warriors who were there Goshu - Tank and bad attendance Valky - Tank with ironfoe Femdead - Tank with ironfoe Bart - will use his ironfoe + a mh boosting item instead Lexi - will use his ironfoe + a mh boosting item instead Olivia - you can argue he deserved it, but keep in mind he has less attendance and passed on ironfoe to a paladin Dads - you can argue he deserved it, but keep in mind he recently got accuria and hasn't grinded out edgemasters or any of cloudkeepers/devilsaur/black dragonscale yet Artie - only non-human, but already has one deathbringer
Jyrone and Elthorias didn't turn up.
Owen Jackson
>Artie - only non-human, but already has one deathbringer so he needed another one?
Noah Murphy
rogue left because he didn't get every single item in the raid he afk'd in Darnassus on purpose and missed Ony because he got T2 pants instead of T1 shoulders
paladin left because people were rightfully making fun of him and his bf for the Ironfoe shit
not really a loss
Alexander Diaz
I wouldn't give a single item to Olivia ever again after what he did kek
should have gone to Reznik or Jyrone but they weren't present
Jordan Harris
why did you give a pair of useless pants to the ''best'' rogue instead of current BiS shoulders?
Joseph Allen
It's a very good offhand after update.
Ironfoe users don't want it in off hand because 1) muh human racial 2) it doesn't boost the main hand damage (either through being a stat stick or proc like felstriker/thrash blade) to take advantage of ironfoe proc
Parker Cooper
the pants are BIS after MC update
how can you be so fucking greedy that you get mad at other rogues getting gear when you have Viskag and several T1?
Parker Barnes
Agreed.
Evan Campbell
is he not the best rogue? should he not have viskag?
Jordan Stewart
you should have all the gear over the other 4 rogues, right
Lucas Garcia
no, he should have BiS items over other rogues, something that i've read in previous threads that the LC in mandate is not able to figure out
Brayden Sanders
Someone leaving over loot is one thing. Making someone leave the guild because they got an item that they farmed for is another, nobody forced anybody to come along. I really dont see why people are so mad about it? Is it jealousy because youre unable to run BRD yourself?
So its funny when the guilds best players leave? Good thing I got plans to switch too already, enjoy merging you trannies, MoH is dead.
Landon Thomas
dads still attended the raid? what are you trying to say?
Leo Thompson
He pretty much does. The only difference is Lythria got t1 shoulders while Sylvie got t2 pants. They both have more gear than everyone else.
Jason Barnes
wew how obnoxious can one person be?
Grayson James
That those logs are range bugged
Daniel Wright
people aren't mad they find it hilarious Melori expected a different reaction
Dominic Martinez
You don't use either weapon. You use brutality blade.
Jordan King
>BiS shoulders >non-bis pants what
Caleb Cox
atleast you guys get deathbringers to even drop
Bentley Hughes
Kas is becoming my favourite over time desu. Madti is too mainstream. Kas is the thinking man's favourite tranny.
Brayden Clark
luthien... grow up already
Jayden Miller
>holy shit a rare mount skin dropped!
legion senpaitachi...
Dominic Kelly
Pants are BiS in the imminent update. And continue to be BiS for longer than the shoulders.
Quitting over that is retarded. Really retarded. Instead of being the next guy to get t1 shoulders he's going to be the new rogue on the block in a new guild which means no loot.
Lincoln Green
>melori being one of the guilds best players Yea he'd probably be the best scoring person on the Asperger test. Good fucking riddance.
Jason Martin
it's almost like he didn't leave over loot
Noah Scott
>onfire
HAAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
Sebastian Flores
No he left because he is a 16 yo edgelord that lacks empathy of any kind shape and form, he is also a retard haha
Mason Williams
onfire nobody should feel empathy for you when you can't even be bothered to respec for raid
Asher Lewis
this
I don't give a shit if someone's good Melori is a huge fucking sperg, good riddance
Juan Smith
t. luthien
Carson Morris
>getting upset over pixels in a 12 year old emulated russian chink funserver while waiting for gummys
who cares if the loot council is corrupt, raiding should be for fun not the loot lol
Henry King
We've known sylvie was a socially inept underaged retard for a long time. The question is why he got loot when this was the obvious outcome the last few weeks.
Grayson Morales
Raiding is like 4 hours of time investment a week, counting consumable farming.
After that, you create drama to have fun.
Dominic Butler
hello luthien
Jack Morris
incorrect, i have gargoyle slashers now
still working on edgemasters XD
Mason Russell
If you took everyone who quit MoH, you would probally have enough people to clear MC.
Colton Long
Is this server worth playing on? Or is there going to be a hot new server people are going to jump on.
Grayson Walker
Got my mount fellas, feels so damn good, just like I remembered it. I would post a screenshot but for some reason, they turn out to be ss of my desktop or whatever is a tab under WoW insted of WoW.
Jonathan Gray
Real talk though, Artie is a nice guy. He memes a lot and likes to RP about being clique or being not clique, but he spends most of his time helping people get gear, especially for the melee. He's fine.
Sylvie on the other hand is an egotistical retard cunt. When the first Vis'kag dropped Manlett literally gave a speech about how great Sylvie is and how much he deserves it. He expects to have loot stacked on him the way a guild might stack the main tank. He's the special type of autist that will link damage meters in a 25-man e'ko farm. He false flags and shitposts for hours any time any one who isn't him gets an item. He probably wrote 90% of the Dads posts, including the ones that were supposedly posted by Dads. Nidvardir can have him, if they can stand him.
Jaxon Nelson
There's always going to be a hot new server people are going to jump on. If you want to actually clear all vanilla content, you don't follow the crowd, and instead stick to one server even when the population dips pretty low.
Juan Sanders
Can we stop name dropping people like they've accomplished anything? It's just boring now.
Carter Rogers
hello onfire
Jace Collins
...
Evan Robinson
hello luthien
Wyatt Long
Voone's are better than gargoyle slashers. Don't ever pick that quest reward though, fucking retard. Did you take whirlwind sword too.
Zachary Young
>the LC in mandate is not able to figure out This is what I keep asking about. I suspect they either don't understand what LC is supposed to be or they're purposefully doing it wrong. LC requires a shitload of effort to make work correctly, not simply one dude for each class going by his gut when something drops. As it is it very closely resembles a corrupt loot council, but I don't want to make allegations when it could be simple incompetence. My opinion is they very likely use realmplayers as their sole data source combined with "whoever i like today".
I've said it before but ignoring everything else, LC really doesn't have a place in a Veeky Forums guild.
Michael Hughes
are they better when you have 14% hit?
Joseph Sanders
No one replied to my Kas post. I guess moh really is dying.
Dylan Gonzalez
Ok dads.
Gabriel Martinez
yes
Mason Jackson
MoH is not LC guild. Its a CL guild. There are no discusion, each CL decides. I hate that shit.
Grayson Long
>He's the special type of autist that will link damage meters in a 25-man e'ko farm.
Why do people get SO ASSBLASTED by meters in an unbalanced as shit 12year old russian funserver floodded with chinks? Puddi quit, and Dads vendored an item just because they started needless drama over stupid fucking meme meters that aren't even correct. (See: Last week's MC)
Dylan Murphy
>who cares about meters >loot council stacks gear on the guy who pads meters with dogs on golemagg
geez I wonder why
Landon Myers
Artie is literally human trash, giving him an officer position is such a stupid thing to do - he was a waste of space in nihilum and he still is.
Ryder Myers
LYTHRIA IS DUMB LOL FUCK HIM KEK
Matthew Davis
That just re-affirms my suspicion that either they don't know what LC is supposed to be like or they are rusing everyone. A loot council is only as good as the weakest member of the council, and in this case if you have one lazy/stupid/teenage CL then you're fucked. I repeat, it's awesome to have Veeky Forums guilds and it's amazing that MoH accepts basically anyone from this general, but LC doesn't make sense for a Veeky Forums guild.
Christian Barnes
>Be healer >Run dungeons >Never bullied >Always complimented ...am I supposed to let them die? I'm a druid so I can't rez them
Jayden Barnes
Seriously though, why aren't we allowed to reserve items and strategiclly chose what items we want priority on and which ones we don't? Would stop those situations were an Accuria drops and someone takes the portal to Darnassus.
Paladins already have sorta this, where Baby is reserving Lok'Amir, and Erodeas want's 8/8 Lawbringer.