/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Elezbians

xth for retards in potd

They are dating and sit together all day long.

>lesbian
dropped

>Story quest to find the Elder Sylph
>Go to the bartender guy to help me find him
>"Yeah that's great, but can you go to an entire different fucking continent to look for my old friend for me?"
Are you serious?

>random people
>notorious "boohoo i'm sad someone pay my sub because i had to pay my phone bill and don't know how to budget" poster

>Lala OP
You're doing the Gods' work.

It's just a play on words, friend

But elezen girls can't love other elezen girls!

You fucking stop that.

What can you do in the game to feel more happy if you're feeling depressed?

>le one guy
hmm

Does anyone have any tips for playing on controller? I needed to switch because I couldn't break my skill click habit.

>wants anybody to believe there is nothing going on
>orbits the fuck out of him

>Uchiha

Why am I not surprised.

Nothing. Turn off your computer and go outside. Sit at a bench and read a book.

Man, shut up and stop being a whiny boohoo bitch already.

all elezen women are lesbians
it's a fact of life

hey now, we're not supposed to be in there until Tuesday. I actually fixed the pastebin to the one we're not in because someone changed it early.
Someone recently changed it to the current one though

I do go outside sometimes, does not help at all and it's in the middle of the night now

STOP. I'LL NOT HAVE YOU TURN ELEZEN INTO MORE OF A MEME THAN THEY ALREADY ARE. I'LL WAKE UP CHEMO IF I HAVE TO.

xth for old fantas

hmmm what to doodle?

I guess you're right

My previous two EBs were female

elezen marriage

i'm good

what server?

>eternal
>previous two

naka hunty

They both had depression and left the game/server

heck ya

Give me some dumb picture edit ideas

I wonder if Yoruh like male Au Ra....

see, confirmed lesbian
dropped like heck
seriously
all female elezen are lesbians and a lot of them are futa

post interior design o:

maybe if all the elezen MEN stopped dying in pointless battles with dragons, the females wouldn't have to turn to themselves for comfort

post huge retards

You look so cute, I would try and eb you if I played on your server.

...

>a lot of them are futa
post any evidence other than "because I say so"

snoozey

I have no flair for design

Thanks but I only attract crazy people it seems

I like the room layout, it's so hard for me to divide stuff into rooms that isn't just generic and dumb

it's mostly anecdotal evidence as i've met a looot of elezen over the years but I don't save information on people.
ironically female lalafell in my experience have the least chance of being futa

hey senpaitachi I'm working on my anima, what should I do with GCS?
>buy the 4x4 craftable items for 5k each
>buy moonpearls for 4k to trade for crystal sand

That's rude of you user, trying to imply I'm crazy.

>ERPing femlala
fuck off paks

My only wish in life is a yandere EB...

>because I say so

...

i don't erp, i just flirt a lot cause i don't want to spend hours on erotic text.
balmung experience
your mileage may wary on other servers

How would you know if you were crazy?

people say this, but the moment an actually yandere gets a hold of them they realize how unhealthy and scary yandere people actually are.

I'm also on Balmung. Maybe it's just the people you talk to or associate with that is causing a confirmation bias.

Hello I very much like Lalas

Don't worry, I can take it all.
I would give everything for a person that would obsess over me.

I've had it and it's horrible, you really do not want to be with someone like that

>Jump off a really tall cliff in a low level area
>Take like 70 damage
>Jump off a really tall cliff in a high level area
>Take like 700 damage and die

You. Don't. My friend had a yandere girlfriend and they were the most unhealthy broken bipolar mess of a person I've ever seen, then they cheated on my friend.

t. someone who's never had someone literally obsessing over them. You think you want it, but when things get bad, trust me - you won't want anything to do with any "yandere" person.

fun fact: you can only die from fall damage if you're in combat

Don't be in combat when you jump off a cliff.

You can't die from fall damage in this game unless you aggro something and are in combat.

Then its not yandere, its just a crazy person? Theres a huge difference.

I guess that's what it was then. I was on my chocobo and I aggroed a kobold and jumped off the cliff.

You can't tell me what I want.
If someone was blowing up my phone 24/7 or putting a knife to my throat for not spending enough time with them, it would be the best,

>can't die to falling damage unless you're in combat
>can't even jump down from most stuff
>nor land with your flying mount

In the Worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned, Heaven sought order. But the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moistures of the Earth, and the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock - old as Creation, and it magically became fertile.

How do I into RP community on balmung?

Just hang out at the quicksand and hope for the best?

That first egg was named Thought.
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, 'With our thoughts we make the world.'
Elemantal forces caused the egg to hatch, from it then came a stone Monkey.

Anyone got some good shots from Shiva freeze?

Pretty much. You can also check out party finder for event advertisements like FC bars, brothels, beach parties, or ask to join an RP FC and learn.

>tfw literally one click away from spending $3 on a pair of digital bike shorts
I won't regret this, r-right?

The nature of Monkey was, irrepressable!

Am I asking for too much when it comes to dyeing?

this pretty much proves that either
A: you're young and don't understand much yet
or
B: you're unhealthy and another unhealthy person is what you think is prefect for you

>be me
>playing ffxiv
>just hit level 50
>story quest to do an 8 man dungeon to kill some elite baddies
>nervous having to tank for such a big group and coordinate with another tank
>load in
>watch the intro
>see chat
>people talking about how lame it is to watch cutscenes
>ignore
>everyone just starts sprinting all full speed pulling all the enemies
>nothing for me to tank
>everything just dies
>cutscene
>watch it
>party is gone
>have to run for 2 minutes to catch up
>barely make it to boss barrier
>just watch as they delete the boss in like a minute ignoring adds and mechanics
>later
>final boss
>story character that they game has built up for like forever
>p1 everyone just stands and emotes waiting for some mechanic
>p2 deletes the boss in an inferno of damage effects and she's dead before the adds properly spawned
>hurry to skip the cutscene as i'm now used to
>everyone already gone
>two player commendations

Stop falling for bait ehehe.

Are you the Hyperion Lala?

He's shitposting.

I hate the dye system in this game; it never does the thing that I want it to do.

Please stop posting my origin story.

it's almost like all yanderes are mentally unhealthy and/or crazy in real life

Don't worry, user. You only have to deal with that shit for two dungeons.
It was a really poor design choice for new players.

Born from an egg on a mountain top!
Funkiest Monkey that ever popped!

youtu.be/OS_5BORSayc

Probably B.
I don't understand why others would try to prevent me and another person from achieving true happiness and a love filled life.

Who are all these elite players doing what is now a leveling dungeon? What's in it for them?

>dps queue pops
>some shit dps doesn't accept it
>I have to wait another 5+ minutes
why does this even happen? why doesn't it just grab the next dps in line and pop again?

It gets better, don't worry.

Was stratos worth it?

Currency for gear or items. There's a MSQ roulette that they can do and it throws them in with all the sprouts just getting to that point in the story, so it's a faceroll at this point for most people.

He knew every magic trick under the sun!
Tease the Gods and everyone can have some fun!