/4ccg/ - Mouyes edition

whereismyname
whereismyname

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

benis

Techpill
Techpill

2nd for /tv/

Bidwell
Bidwell

veekyforums.com/thread/176064684/video-games
to be honest Group D is both a group of death and a race to see who shoots themselves in the foot the least
Boicum's track record and none of the other teams being Autumn 16 /i/-tier certainly puts /ck/ a fuckup away from the drop zone sack him already and Marco completely bumbled (with no help from PES telling wojak to fuck off) /r9k/ through a Winter group of basically babby+ teams. I think /co/ and /u/ have good enough exports to both avoid the autumn fetus (if not advance, although one will definitely advance) but /co/'s management fuckups are numerous and need no introduction while /u/ definitely aren't immune to shitting the bed (see: Summer 2016)

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw Hiro banned everyone from posting files on /f/
so this is the power of rigging /f/

happy_sad
happy_sad

Anime was a mistake

Evilember
Evilember

/agdg/ manager here. Do you think it's a benefit or a drawback that we managed to get into pot 3 for the VGL 8 qualifiers (implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_8_Qualifiers) despite being a new team (because there's 5 new teams and we were the first alphabetically).

I mean on one hand this means one less team who theoretically knows what they're doing to fight against for a slot, but it also means we get to face another wildcard that might have bizarre meme tictacs.

Nojokur
Nojokur

too busy anal yzing spring nigga
like just pray you draw /mggg/ and/or /pg/ in a few weeks lole

Soft_member
Soft_member

8th for /ck/

Emberburn
Emberburn

why

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hopefully he doesn't plan on nuking the board. Fuck him if he does that.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No tf2g
What did I miss?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Needing some fresh new ad boards for the upcoming VGL tourney to replace some of the old ones we have, preferably in 512x96, but I'll also accept 512x64. Trying to get 81 for the back of the pitch, and 48 for the sides. So far, I have 66 individual ones

You can insert them in this thread, or in this page: implyingrigged.info/wiki/Billboards/VGL

Have a great day, lads

idontknow
idontknow

oh boy

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Here you go.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

How on schedule has the cup been lately? I want to know if I'll be off work in time for some games.

Snarelure
Snarelure

expect first two days to be at least slightly off-schedule due to the no nightly exports and on-air slider fixes. Other than that, cup should be on schedule (assuming no major technical difficulties) - there are not that many goal replays, and replays themselves are not as long as in 16

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

you did not just post that

happy_sad
happy_sad

This, and it helps that Group A is completely skippable

idontknow
idontknow

tfw your testing is going decent but then you look at test cup

idontknow
idontknow

testcups are rigbux making schemes

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Does DF actually play through a shit load of test cups to make his odds in proportion to the expected outcome or does he just make shit up?

Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw my IRL team lost 6(4) 4 - 0 11(4) with the possession

girlDog
girlDog

veekyforums.com/thread/176064684/video-games
Team 3 : The Return: Final Vengeance: Homecoming: The Last Battle: The Quest for Peace
GK Fuckin' Saved /b/
CF >H>R>E /his/ (G) (captain)
CF

▲ ▲ /b/ (G) (vice)
CMF Teru Time /u/ (S)
AMF Yaoi on Ice /y/ (S)
LMF Miss Monochrome /w/
RMF Karl Pilkington /trv/
CB #Trenchfoot /his/
CB Kawaii Neko /y/
CB Girls with Guns /w/
RB Boku no Pico /a/

Reserves
CF Trap /y/ (G)
CMF Squat Toilet /trv/
AMF 40 Cakes /co/
CB Judge Dredd /co/
CB Life Sucks /w/

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

No really what happened?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Now do it again but better

StonedTime
StonedTime

like what

took me 20 connection fails to get that posted cause it thought it was a bot cause of the semicolons

JunkTop
JunkTop

Team A.B.A.P.

GK Madokami (/u/)
LB Science Babies (/u/)
CB Tasteful Lewds (/w/)
CB *BSD (/g/)
DMF /pol/ (/po/)
CMF Eddie! (/f/)
CMFs Scotty Kilmer (/o/)
AMF Terrorist Watch (/g/)
SSg Homucifer (/u/)
CFs Broken Printer (/po/)
CFg Shinichi Mochizuki (/sci/)

GK 1920x1080 (/w/)
CB Paul Walker (/o/)
LB Check Em (/b/)
CMF Chaika (/c/)
CMF Terry A. Davis (/g/)
CFg Fast Food Autism (/ck/)

I swear to god if Broken Printer doesn't score I will book plane tickets to the Philippines and hunt Soryuu down

takes2long
takes2long

the way you format that is utter shite
you forgot a bench GK

Firespawn
Firespawn

where are the extra g and s coming from on your position markers

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

meant for

askme
askme

Pot 3 is better than 4.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

oh fuck forgot captain/vice
Captain Homucifer
Vice-Captain Broken Printer

they just mean gold and silver

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

/a/'s worst tactician ever
RamenMeme
I don't think so Tim

DeathDog
DeathDog

GK Bukkake /t/ for the Keeper Jesus possibility

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

possibility
Enjoy those free FF points off /adv/
or not because the 9 saves will come with 4 conceded

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The cock cup returns with things you don't want to happen.

=====Round Of 16=====
/t/ 9(7) e3-2 14(9) /mlp/
/f/ 9(6) 2-3 7(5) /r9k/ - Takeo Ischi [email protected]
/g/ 4(1) 0-1 7(6) /an/
/lit/ 6(3) 2-1 5(3) /lgbt/
/his/ 7(6) p1-1 6(4) /p/
/co/ 7(6) 3-0 3(1) /b/
/wg/ 8(5) 3-0 3(1) /out/ (Gransfors Bruks & Mora Batoning suspended)
/k/ 6(4) 1-2 4(3) /soc/

====Quarter Final====
/t/ 3(2) 1-4 20(9) /r9k/
/an/ 6(5) 1-3 8(7) /lit/
/his/ 5(3) 2-4e 11(7) /co/
/wg/ 15(8) 1-2 4(4) /soc/

===Semi Final===
/r9k/ 6(4) 3-2 6(4) /lit/ (my diary desu suspended)
/co/ 6(5) 4-3 14(8) /soc/

==3rd Place Playoff==
/lit/ 16(10) p4-4 17(8)/soc/
(/soc/ goalkeeper scored a 90+5 corner when both teams went on +1 per request of san marino for MEMES)

=Final=
/r9k/ 4(2) 0-4 7(7) /co/

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

/co/ winning a cup
Discarded

MPmaster
MPmaster

/wg/ 15(8) 1-2 4(4) /soc/
whoa.......... so this is the power of /wg/........................

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Top Scorers
1. Cunt Destroyer (9)
2. Doom (9)
3. Start With The Greeks (8)
4. Zergface (7)
5. Vocaroo (7)
Players are separated by minutes played, then assists.

Top Assists
1. Botnet (5)
2. Napoleon (5)
3. Feet (5)
4. Descartes (4)
5. Rainmeter (4)
Players are separated by minutes played, then goals scored.

Top Keepers
1. /soc/ (28)
2. /t/ (23)
3. /his/ (21)
4. /co/ (17)
5. /lit/ (17)
Players are separated by minutes played, then goals conceded.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

a silver winger in a 3-5-2 is the top assister
people still doubt silver wingers

SniperWish
SniperWish

who spooned

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

/t/ 9(7) e3-2 14(9) /mlp/
/wg/ 15(8) 1-2 4(4) /soc/
/co/ takes it all

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

/y/

massdebater
massdebater

Top Keepers
1. /soc/ (28)
2. /t/ (23)
Pls no.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

/y/ and /tv/ both had 0(-5) but /y/ scored 2 to /tv/'s 4, so /y/.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

benis :DDD

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I can't wait for /t/'s face turn

Spamalot
Spamalot

/t/ will never go face, even when they win, like the Raiders, cheaters till the end
youtube.com/watch?v=bgmIfibE210

farquit
farquit

Ramen and Marco know more about PES than anyone in fetus apart from HT.

Though HT alone makes pot 1 the best place to be.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ramen and Marco know more about PES than anyone in fetus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Playboyize
Playboyize

Ramen and Marco know more about PES than anyone in fetus
I know more about PES than the average manhole cover does that make it a fucking achievement worth bragging about though
also Marco is the guy who actually ran possession longball when his team needed to score two to advance, you're giving a 16babby too much credit

happy_sad
happy_sad

The VGLel fetus, that is.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

read: "apart from HT"
HT is only in the VGL fetus because he seems to not give a dick about the VGL
how the fuck else do you explain losing to >lark

massdebater
massdebater

I rate Wasad way higher than either of those two clowns. Kekkels is a /vp/ tester too so he might know more than you'd think.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

still
Marco ran possession longball when his team needed to score two
let me say that again
he ran POSSESSION LONGBALL
when his team needed to SCORE TWO

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Boy I wish I was as cool as "Solo D", a man who I'm sure wasn't alive the last time the Miami Dolphins won a superb Owl

Although if he's the guy that wrote that "The U" song I'll take it all back

Emberburn
Emberburn

pons

Techpill
Techpill

Team I need a stupid long team name again so I can find it faster on the wiki for whatever fucking reason something something horsies. FC Club.

GK Madokami u
CB Goggles u
CB S/adv/irgin adv
CB Bitches & Whores adv
CMF Get It Off Your Chest adv
RMF Kissless Hugless Virgin r9k
AMF IWantToCumInsideRanbowDash mlp
AMF Robot 9001 s r9k
CF Elliot Rodger g VC r9k
CF Princess Twilight s mlp (this position is wrong in the spreadsheet so I hope there are not more mistakes)
CF >rape g C mlp

GK Black Ice Tree o
CB Queen of /b/ b
CB Amsterdam Stonerbro trv
CMF Al/ck/oholic ck
AMF Terrorist Watch g
SS Homucifer g u

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/co/ winning
This would make up for /my team/ not advancing

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

you seem like youd root for a /adv/-[r9k] final like it would be the hypest fucking thing

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i want a /u/-/y/ final thank you very much

farquit
farquit

nobody picks your team's players for their fantasy football team

Emberburn
Emberburn

picking /a/ players is better known as fantasy football suicide

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I rate Wasad
Based on what?

/vp/ management sure has gotten arrogant after one good cup.

idontknow
idontknow

every post that thinks /vp/ is good is /vp/

Or, you know, it could just be the usual wrong /4ccg/ who only looks at results.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Sorry /vp/ but nobody else would fellate /vp/ testers like that and we all remember the carry on after /vp/ finished 3rd. First bait was embarrassing.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

/u/
/u/
/u/
hey /u/
just think about it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I can't accept that people have wildly varying and frequently wrong opinions because I'm autistic

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

that image ruins everything good about them

iluvmen
iluvmen

I can't accept getting called out for baselessly overrating my friends.

happy_sad
happy_sad

At which point did I imply I was on /vp/'s side you ESL shitter? I don't rate them.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Reminder that the only cure for lesbianism is penis

JunkTop
JunkTop

/fit/, /mu/, /gd/, and /asp/ are the only good teams
Fedorable

Methshot
Methshot

Why is there still a FIFA anti-racism patch on every player's right arm? We're all racists here. Surely we can patch that out.

askme
askme

What do you care? You're only ever going to see it when your team loses 3 fetus matches.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Oh no you're confused. I'm not /pol/, I just really hate white people.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I agree. This is what people with those """opinions""" look like.

Techpill
Techpill

Don't listen to /4ccg/ armchair tacticians, it's mainly and RNG competition

JunkTop
JunkTop

No, listen to me, don't listen to the asshole above me.

Also, where the fuck is your game?

idontknow
idontknow

It is page 9

Inmate
Inmate

team teammeamteamtmaeameam

GK Madokami /u/
CB _____________ /po/
CB ._._._._._._._._. /po/
RB 2hus /c/
CMF Kancolle /c/
CMF Zone /f/
CMF Macarons /u/
AMF Xiao Mei Mei /f/ SILVER
CF Konata /c/ SILVER
CF DOOM /co/ GOLD VICE CAPTAIN
SS Homucifer /u/ GOLD CAPTAIN

GK Exit Level /lit/
CB Urban Mech /tg/
CB Thin Your Paints /tg/
DMF Green Is My Pepper /g/
DMF No Discernable Talent /lit/
CF Install Gentoo /g/ GOLD

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

/a/ fans will defend this

StonedTime
StonedTime

D-daddy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

This but unironically

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This, test cups are useless
DF predicts your team to win
lose on the day
DF predicts your team to lose
lose on the day

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw your testing is going horribly but then you look at test cup

likme
likme

tfw your team is doing exactly as you expected in the test cup

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I feel sorry for you

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

/bant/ v /pol/ Autumn fetus

w8t4u
w8t4u

Seriously, why 4-4-2? Teams shouldn't solely rely on counterattacking to score their goals.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Because it's impossible to fuck up and some people don't want to "take chances" on a more meme formation.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I like it for the flexibility which allows the switch to another formation, like a 5-3-2 or a 4-4-3

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

4-4-3
Wait a second.

King_Martha
King_Martha

not putting your keeper outfield so you can dominate possession

girlDog
girlDog

He doesn't make the GK play on the attack

eGremlin
eGremlin

Team should start using sweeper keepers

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

my floor is covered in cat hair

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

what the fuck happened? this is hitbox

askme
askme

Stop complaining borris

massdebater
massdebater

We esports now

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Wow, they weren't kidding about the new emotes. Yeesh.

StonedTime
StonedTime

youtu.be/jVmB3lRjCmc

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

reminder to change the OP to >literally smashcast frontpage

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Make your presence known and support your favorite team with the Esports Hype-o-Meter! This feature will appear on every esports broadcast at the bottom of the stream and allows you to cheer for your favorite team by spamming the team logo and emotes toward the opposing team’s fan corner!
Each emote will be counted into the Hype-o-Meter and will continuously shift the bar according to which fans cheer the most.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

no dark theme

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw I though user was trolling
tfw it's actually a thing

Flameblow
Flameblow

Theatre mode is actually pretty good IMO. Also dark.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Was old shitbox under north american laws?
Cause it is now, get ready for those copyright infringement strikes and make sure there is no bigotry or hate on stream.

Evilember
Evilember

Can't wait to see who wins this in all the group A matches.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

We /FREEDOM/ now

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It's not under European laws, so the "(our broad definition of) bigotry and hate" stuff doesn't apply.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Team /wsr/equesting players with names that are five or less characters in length:

GK: OP (/b/)
CB: Thicc (/soc/)
CB: Smugs (/c/)
CB: Hon (/lgbt/)
DMF: Skype (/soc/)
CMF: GauB (/sci/)
CMF: JOEY (/y/)
CMF: Comfy (/wg/) - SILVER
SS: Miata (/o/) - SILVER
SS: DFW (/lit/) - GOLD VICE-CAPTAIN
CF: >rape (/mlp/) - GOLD CAPTAIN
Subs:
GK: Bliss (/wg/)
CB: Faust (/mlp/)
CB: Yuno (/c/)
DMF: Kai (/p/)
CMF: Zone (/f/)
SS: #REKT (/b/) - GOLD

He's up there with EJ now.

Skullbone
Skullbone

This means we can get rid of /pol/?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

we already did

takes2long
takes2long

And replace them with /block/.

Inmate
Inmate

isn't that basically an offensive style keeper then?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Isn't Twitch under the US laws as well?

Inmate
Inmate

an emote for each 4cc/VGL team
it would be good

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That had nothing to do with laws and everything to do with overzealous moderation. They've got a separate "code of conduct" and since it's a private contract they can ding you on it unrelated to the law.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

yfw the cup finally dies

Evilember
Evilember

wud u?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Finally

Go away Hifumin

takes2long
takes2long

HAIL PICCOLO

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

w-wasn't me!

Nojokur
Nojokur

This isn't a merger but a takeover. The wording of Smashcast rules is much stricter and supposedly any copyrighted material or anything that is offensive or bigoted will be banned.

/merit/ should be preparing a backup.

TechHater
TechHater

The only thing /merit/ backs up is their ass on my dick

Bidwell
Bidwell

the last match on twitch was /pol/-/r9k/
the last match in hitbox was /sci/-/pol/

iluvmen
iluvmen

by that logic we shouldnt get banned from smashcast for another 6 months

Methshot
Methshot

/pol/ get the stream banned
/mlpol/ happen
/mlp/ is infected
/mlp/ is playing
Is time to put down the horse.

Methshot
Methshot

You are responsible for all Content that you post on or transmit through the SMASHCAST Services, including your user comments.
You may not post any Content which:
Infringes the copyright, trademark, patent right or other proprietary right of any person or that is used without the permission of the owner;
Is pornographic, sexually explicit or obscene;
May be deemed generally offensive to the online community, including blatant expressions of bigotry, prejudice, racism, hatred or profanity;

Not going to get through Spring

happy_sad
happy_sad

I will have you know that Elliot will ban the stream once again.

massdebater
massdebater

goodgame.ru is the future of the cup

Techpill
Techpill

You're a big website.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Technically it was /block/-/his/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

discomelee.com is the future of the cup

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

If it takes off will Hitbox die?

takes2long
takes2long

It would be extremely banful.

whereismyname
whereismyname

what were the tos of hitbox? I never bothered to read them.

Inmate
Inmate

Which babby teams would endanger the channel the most?

Methnerd
Methnerd

anyone but /lgbt/, who would win the babby due to everyone else being mia

SniperWish
SniperWish

Will vods be muted now?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Hitbox does not endorse any User Submission or any opinion, recommendation, or advice expressed therein, and Hitbox expressly disclaims any and all liability in connection with User Submissions. Hitbox does not permit copyright infringing activities and infringement of intellectual property rights on its Website, and Hitbox will remove all Content and User Submissions if properly notified that such Content or User Submission infringes on another’s intellectual property rights. Hitbox reserves the right to remove Content and User Submissions without prior notice. Hitbox reserves the right to decide whether Content or a User Submission is appropriate and complies with these Terms of Use for violations other than copyright infringement, such as, but not limited to, pornography, obscene or defamatory material, or excessive length. Hitbox may remove such User Submissions and/or terminate a User’s access for uploading such material in violation of these Terms of Use at any time, without prior notice and at its sole discretion.

farquit
farquit

So it was for Hitbox to decide to ban shit and they just never bothered?
New stuff is harsher worded indeed

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hitbox got bought out by Azubu and the TOC are identical to Azubu's just with Azubu changed to Smashcast.

Apparently you could get banned from Azubu for criticizing stream quality.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Not if you play the music yourself

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yeah. Hitbox's stuff is just covering their asses.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Comfy Cabal will move off the main channel because the hostmode player is so small
I, for one, welcome our Smashcast overlords.

askme
askme

I don't understand

StonedTime
StonedTime

If Boris manually plays all the goalhorns himself it would be a cover and not copyrighted.

Techpill
Techpill

So Boris has to scream "GIDDY UP" as he plays the music in each instrument all by himself?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Quick /4ccg/
Stream channel just got busted after Elliot scored a brace
What are our options, where do we migrate?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yes

goodgames.ru

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Nicovideo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Best timeline

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Gensokyo.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Veeky Forums itself needs a streaming service since clearly every other place is too progressive and too tolerant for us. Someone pitch this to Hiro please.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Pornhub

happy_sad
happy_sad

YouTube Gaming when?

massdebater
massdebater

How will he pay for all that server space though?
Maybe you should buy a pass first?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Some chink service.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The streams will only be viewable by users with a Veeky Forums Gold account or higher.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

When did it all go so wrong? How did hitbox end up like this?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Because 4cc viewers used adblock :^)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's all your fault. If you'd just disabled your adblocker, Hitbox wouldn't have needed this merger.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Tell me more about this Azubu, they sound like a nasty bunch
What do they do with copyrighted music in vods?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

They got bought out by a guy worth $320 million

RavySnake
RavySnake

Youtube tier "DMCA"s

idontknow
idontknow

Kasu will save us r-r-r-right guys

TreeEater
TreeEater

So it's a mess?
I can't wait

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Don't worry, Kregg can use his Patreon money to set up a streaming service for us.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Kasu would get fired for being intolerant rusky Veeky Forums enabler.
Unless he pulls the plug on 4cc, which is what I would do in his place.

cum2soon
cum2soon

reaxxion.com/5678/azubu-sends-false-dmca-takedown-to-twitch-user-later-accused-of-e-stalking

w8t4u
w8t4u

guys, let's just go back to twitch. What's the worst that could happen?

farquit
farquit

This but unironically.

girlDog
girlDog

We should rename the whole thing 4ChinCup and make a new channel

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Aren't there any more streaming services than Twitch, Shitbox and Youtube Gaming?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Facebook direct :^)

FastChef
FastChef

ustream ^)

JunkTop
JunkTop

bring back livestream
bring back gb
remove managers

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I was being unironic though
desperate times require desperate actions

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

we just put everyone in a huge skype group and watch the rigcam

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Do you want internet to collapse?

WebTool
WebTool

fuck yeah
let's have a massive 2000 people group call with open mics

Inmate
Inmate

The real stadium experience.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

5 people
maximum amount of frames gets devided by 5
2000 people
the most drawn out slideshow of your life

this is our future

Soft_member
Soft_member

/mlp/ loses
the screams of a thousand angry horsefuckers
Sounds good desu.

likme
likme

Kind of a hilarious side effect. Watch them argue now that comfy needs to be streamed directly on the main channel.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Obviously the solution is to go old school and have radio broadcasts instead.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just have a call with 5 people
Those 5 have a call to 5 other people each
Repeat till we have all the fans

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Live 4CC matches at RigCon now that the online cup is dead when?

Emberfire
Emberfire

thus dawns the era of the cup that has us rent halls to stuff 2000+ people inside to watch the cup being streamed on a video wall
managers will have their own little booths from which they actually have to make inputs into the game themselves
commentators are forces to dress nice for the event and ralley actual visible crowds
you will be able to physically attack fans of clubs you hate

why do I want this?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/t/ can't find 11 board users to make up a team

I dress nicely for cup days anyway

Techpill
Techpill

thinking the cup is going to get banned
lmao, I bet you dweebs take /pol/ happening threads seriously, too

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

i commentate naked

Skullbone
Skullbone

I seriously wish you were right
fact is, it did happen before

Firespawn
Firespawn

It happened thrice already you pathetic cunt.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Digging up information it it seems that all the Hitbox mods are staying and its the Azubu mods who got sacked.

Should be fine for now.

Skullbone
Skullbone

>he doesn't dress nicely everyday

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw have no reason to dress nicely

Lunatick
Lunatick

We need somebody to save us from ourselves imo. This thing is only going to keep getting worse and worse until somebody pulls the plug.

viagrandad
viagrandad

they don't already have a tracksuit for managing days

likme
likme

do it for yourself senpai
it's fun

King_Martha
King_Martha

I manage in my bathrobe after taking a nice, relaxing bath.

askme
askme

I wear the tracksuit for away games, suit for home games.

Emberburn
Emberburn

He doesn't manage in the nude

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

He doesn't manage while taking a nice bath

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

He doesn't leave a pastebin and go have a nap

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

he doesn't commentate while on the toilet

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

he commentates

takes2long
takes2long

I've done this

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Me too not because I needed to take a shit or anything but it was the only place available where I could talk without waking people up.

Illusionz
Illusionz

when does rollfizz commentate again?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

you will be able to physically attack fans of clubs you hate
YES

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Never, one of many decent commentators we've lost. We got Alycorn though, so we're good :^)

RavySnake
RavySnake

smashcast needs to fix theater mode when hostmoded and bring back dark mode.

StonedTime
StonedTime

hostmoded
Sou and Boris don't need to get hostmoded though.

takes2long
takes2long

- Figure out what town the opposing manager lives in
- Make a public invitation to a "giant street party" the night before your match
- Thousands of people show up and begin looting/rioting, the police need to be called in, infrastructure and power go out
- Other manager can't manage and you rig your way to a win

Really though it's the perfect crime, they'll never catch you.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I thought Alycorn was unofficially moved aside from cup unless he can demonstrate improvement?

SniperGod
SniperGod

smashcast itself is the darkest of all modes

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Hi thread, as you all know we're a pretty controversial stream, so understandably learning that Hitbox had been acquired by some other company rustled my jimmies.
So what happened?
Well, Hitbox got bought out by this Californian company called Azubu. Azubu is yet another streaming service that wanted to compete with Twitch on the esports scene since about 2012, but it failed miserably due to mismanagement and unpaid contracts, along some other controversies (sources: reaxxion.com/5678/azubu-sends-false-dmca-takedown-to-twitch-user-later-accused-of-e-stalking latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-azubu-sapinda-windhorst-20170109-story.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter youtu.be/xsg1sZGnYSs )
As a bonus, Azubu (and now Hitbox) is propriety of a particularily shady german millionare: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Windhorst

Now, on paper this looks really bad. A quick look at the Terms of Service for Smashcast reveals the following sections:
8. [...] You may not post any Content which:

Infringes the copyright, trademark, patent right or other proprietary right of any person or that is used without the permission of the owner; [...]
Is pornographic, sexually explicit or obscene; [...]
Violates the rights of privacy or publicity of any person;
Violates any local, state, federal or international laws;
Is libelous, slanderous or defamatory; [...]
May be deemed generally offensive to the online community, including blatant expressions of bigotry, prejudice, racism, hatred or profanity; [...]

Section 9 has more very broad reasons to terminate your account, and Section 12 details a Youtube-style fake DMCA that absolves the claimer of all legal responsibility of filing a real DMCA.
cont.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This isn't your blog.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Good to know.

Also. People get out there are start sourcing other less well known streaming services that we can use as backups.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Californian company
Rip cup.

whereismyname
whereismyname

we are sooooo fucked.

time to find some other European streaming service.

happy_sad
happy_sad

what were the old hotbox rules like?

King_Martha
King_Martha

We gave nothing to do with the streams, got scream to the streamers.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm getting trouble posting the second part, hold on

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I base everything I know about hitbox on two things
1) I got a simple warning for streaming a movie on hidden mode to like 5 people
2) The mods have dosed the chat multiple times

That literally covers it. Direct copyright infringement is the only real bad thing. Everything else is "fuck it, have fun"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

See

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

the state of hitbox and the cup right now

happy_sad
happy_sad

Post yfw /t/ get the channel banned and deleted for good after Mixtapes! scores and we lose all our DCMA strikes when his goalhorn plays.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

pastebin.com/vFxKsQbQ

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

oh, you right. I made the wrong /mlp/ silver a CF. Not like anyone really cares lmao

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

These are the people who banned commenters SITE-WIDE! for complaining about the stream quality

StonedTime
StonedTime

Reminder: comfy brings more people to the cup

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

comfy is good because it introduces the cup to new people
the /mlp/ panel is bad because it introduces the cup to new people
Really bales my hay...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Comfy is bad because it brings attention whores who only do stuff for attention.
Now if you excuse me, I have a panel to attend so I can autofelate over the attention.

SniperWish
SniperWish

comfy is good because it introduces the cup to new people
the /mlp/ panel is bad because it introduces more /mlp/ fans

FastChef
FastChef

ENDORSED

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So is Hitbox dead to us?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

This is honest. Thank you.

The argument was that comfy is fine in itself, but it shouldn't be hosted on the cup channel automatically 24/7 because 90% of it is unrelated to the cup. I can see why you ignore that though and try to make it about attention, since that would allow you to virtue signal.

Methshot
Methshot

It's dead to everyone.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The argument was...
Irrelevant.
/mlp/ ex/management bitched about comfy being a circlejerk yet they did a whole panel in a convention to fellate themselves over the fans.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Stop justifying /r9k/ games.

Illusionz
Illusionz

the argument was irrelevant
what matters is my imagination fantasy of what the argument was
Truly, truly a keen mind. Lmao.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Ok PMB.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

comfy shouldn't be hostmoded and PMB/BGP are the scum of the cup
these are both objective facts with no room for debate

Soft_member
Soft_member

The truth deserves a (You)

girlDog
girlDog

The cup should either just accept death or move to FIFA. Then we can stream it with Origin.

Methshot
Methshot

Yes.

TechHater
TechHater

100% true.

Bidwell
Bidwell

There will never be a better post that will ever appear here again.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I already miss shitbox

Bidwell
Bidwell

I don't want to uninstall the Shitbox app from my phone yet.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Ok, scum of the cup.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You can't fool us, PMB. You're the only one who hates comfy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yeah of course it's only 1 person who hates comfy.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hates circlejerks
actively circlejerks
how exactly does PMB work

Methnerd
Methnerd

Just let go

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It objectively is.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the end of an era

FastChef
FastChef

Prove it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

live.me

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It cleary isn't, since BGP also hates it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Prove it? It's obvious. The town hall was full of support except him. He's the only person in the cup who gets triggered by comfy and has to talk about it constantly. Prove you aren't PMB, PMB.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

PMB thinks /a/ will host a panel.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I hate comfy.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Fuck off, you aren't me. And you comfy faggots, keep being losers watching comfy and your animemes.

Now if you excuse me, i have to take care of my wife's daughter since Tyrone came home.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Fuck off, you aren't me. And you comfy faggots, keep being losers watching comfy and your animemes.

Now if you excuse me, i have to take care of my wife's daughter since Tyrone came home.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

We should just go ahead and make PMB commissioner. Everyone already thinks he's behind everything anyway, and at least we know what his face looks like.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Technically, specifically, to be precise, he said it would be fun if /a/ or /tg/ hosted a panel. (It would be.)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

this looks so wrong

cum2soon
cum2soon

Tbqd it's because he doesn't go to IRC or Discord or anywhere else. You usually hear about him rather than from him, which lends itself to muh bogeyman meme.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

no u
NO U!
NOOO! YOU!!!!

Supergrass
Supergrass

It would be disgusting.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Impossible, the commish of the 4cc must always be a virgin.

FastChef
FastChef

Let's not do either of those.

5mileys
5mileys

It would be fun to watch their fans verbally and physically attack the managers for being so shit

farquit
farquit

But I'm sure the /mlp/ one was loads of fun.

likme
likme

Managers have long frightened their testers by saying if they're not good little boys, PMB will come in the night and force them to attend /mlp/ panels

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

where do I apply?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

where da hood at?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

oh boy! A new mobile app with push notifications!
read about the company
Oh...

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The standard procedure is that you kill lear and eat his heart.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Thank goodness it's his heart and not his spine. That would be a real challenge.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Was it something good?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Try instagib.tv

viagrandad
viagrandad

I wish I was PMB

Evilember
Evilember

why isn't the draw vod on >shitcast

Lunatick
Lunatick

why?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Never even heard of that one before, it should be considered as a backup or if shitcast gets worse.
Think someone has mentioned it before but we could try beam.pro either, although I think when it was brought up their terms would probably not let us there.

massdebater
massdebater

Just think of it as a thick, overcooked spaghetti noodle.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Any comment on the hitbox situation?

Soft_member
Soft_member

click
see a banner with pones

Day = Ruined

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yeah, I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys.

Soft_member
Soft_member

The "popular right now" stream on the front page has EIGHT (8) live viewers.

If we go there with 500-1000 people watching the fucking spring cup, their servers will probably fucking explode.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

not recognizing fake lear posting

girlDog
girlDog

You need to be in-car-cerated

Firespawn
Firespawn

what could possibly go wrong?

RumChicken
RumChicken

That's his trip, fool

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Shut up pond

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

foojile

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

why do we still require board interest to let teams in.

Bidwell
Bidwell

We'll roll with whatever happens going forward. Hitbox was great to us giving us quality options when we weren't a partenered stream and being generally receptive to us despite Veeky Forums being a bit of a pariah on most other parts of the net. I don't like the new design changes with the exception of theatre mode coming back and I hope they listen to feedback and adjust accordingly.

If they ban us for whatever reason we move on to another site like we did when Twitch kicked us out, we've got a bit of a plan regarding backups already and we're going to keep trying our best to be ready for anything to keep the Cup doing what it does.

Here is your reply.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Is it time, brothers?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LAYOUT

WHO APPROVED THIS

DO YOU THINK THE VIDEO IS AN AFTERTHOUGHT IN STREAMING

SniperWish
SniperWish

SDA how do we get involved in 4cc cricket?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's just the host mode window. If they're streaming from the normal cup account it's normal size.

I'm ok with it. If anything, it should be smaller.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

regardless of what happens, can we pay respects to shitbox?

for what it was, it was great. nice UI, decent streams for the most part, best of all no nazi mods.
RIP

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's just the host mode window.
Luckily we never use host mode for anything.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Nothing that matters.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

VGL

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

See

SniperGod
SniperGod

VGL

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

why would you want hostmode windows to be smaller than normal windows?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I dont think there will be another streaming site that will thank the doctor.
Rip hitbox.

FastChef
FastChef

You'd have to ask our new streamers why they made that decision. I'm only telling you that we didn't lose anything for having it smaller.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Because things he doesn't like (i.e. Memevitationals, comfy, teams besides /mlp/) should be removed obviously.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Not watching everything in popout mode
not having the chat popped out too

Goddamn what are you guys, animals?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Appreciate you answering for me. Got a little bit of it wrong, but who cares, it's shitposting.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

no no i was asking why streamers and viewers would want that, not the hosting service company that runs the site.

Emberburn
Emberburn

You're welcome, brony

WebTool
WebTool

Ooh. That actually stings personally. You went too far.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Because a team being dead for an extended period of time means we work under the assumption they are dead because nobody bothered to pick them up when they needed someone to help them compete. When a team is being formed for the first time we have no idea if the Cup is something the board would be receptive to so we ask for a bit of proof that it's not a /diy/ or /ic/ situation.

Ask SDA.

w8t4u
w8t4u

noy a /diy/ situation
Wasn't that your fault, though?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nomo please go.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Indeed

Lunatick
Lunatick

the 4ccC's fault or lear in particular?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Are you hype for this weekend?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

A good chunk of it yes. In retrospect Lark should not have been allowed to manage /diy/. At the time he was given the benefit of the doubt on a few things and it wound up blowing up in our face. At the least the fllout from that did change how I approached people reviving teams and that included requiring interest like we do now.

I always am.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I dont think there will be another streaming site that will thank the doctor.
Good. Fuck that tired shit.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Not thanking the doc on May 9th especially

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

desu i don't blame you or anyone remotely involved with verification, i blame lark for being a faggot. glad he got exposed, multiple times even

StonedTime
StonedTime

benis fug skype experience KAPOW hahaha >/pol/ /mlp/ never won two stars oh fug it's time brothers hahaha LOUD YELLING >/co/

iluvmen
iluvmen

God this is too accurate.

SniperGod
SniperGod

JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

happy_sad
happy_sad

The way Smashcast's TOS is worded it makes it seem like they're gonna lose both 4CC AND PM

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are you watching Eurovision?

Emberfire
Emberfire

PM
What's that

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

PES Misuse.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Project M

Popular Smash Bros mod that got banned from Twitch 2 years back so all tournaments have to be streamed on Hitbox

w8t4u
w8t4u

The very act of even using PES is a misuse.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why was it banned?

Flameblow
Flameblow

YOU FOOL! YOU'VE CAUSED THE MEMES TO REACH CRITICAL MASS!

Nojokur
Nojokur

Nintendo /hates/ mods and the mod got very popular. Nintendo banned the game from the biggest Smash tournament Apex and then Twitch banned the game from being streamed ever again at a later date due to a request from Nintendo.

I bring this up because it's one of the only other big things that brought in viewers to Hitbox

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Could this help us then if they have to find a suitable site too if shitcast kicks us out? Granted they might not have the urgency of showing their stuff this weekend like we do, and they don't have the same issue with "inappropriate content" that we would be labelled with.
You mentioning that made me think should we have a test of 4CC content tomorrow or Thursday to see how smashcast respond to us and know for certain if we need the backup for the weekend? It could be something like one of those test cups or even something like a match between the final boss and /block/.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

That's probably a good idea. Have any of the Hitbox staff commented on 4CC before? PM might have an easier time avoiding a ban because a few of the higher ups have a huge soft spot for it.

Honestly it's the Azubu staff that are extremely worrying

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Have any of the Hitbox staff commented on 4CC before?

I don't think there's any official statement but it's pretty obvious Kasunagi likes us, and he's a site admin

Firespawn
Firespawn

Have any of the Hitbox staff commented on 4CC before?
Kasunagi was one of the main mods on Hitbox and was regularly in the chat with us during the cup, most of the Hitbox staff are still there, the problem is is the Azubu staff have now joined them or if they're happy enough leaving the old Hitbox staff to manage Streamcast.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Most of the Azubu staff were fired and replaced with the Hitbox guys.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I don't think this shitcast thing is going to last, we might have to begin revving up those backup streams.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So there's literally no problem and people are panicking over nothing. What a surprise.

Emberfire
Emberfire

If we do leave, can we send Kasu a "you're a faggot, but a cool one" card or something?

FastChef
FastChef

No. We've turned him into . If anything, we owe him an apology card.

Evilember
Evilember

page 9

viagrandad
viagrandad

page 9

5mileys
5mileys

I can't believe Hitbox fucking died.

TreeEater
TreeEater

mods used to daily dose the stream
now they'll ban us for making jokes in their safe space they built around us

i almost fucking miss /pol/. almost.

god I fucking hate sellouts.

TechHater
TechHater

page 9

cum2soon
cum2soon

page 9

Bidwell
Bidwell

Page 7

Playboyize
Playboyize

Page 4

Soft_member
Soft_member

his sopa de macaco isn't uma delicia

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

A baboon broth, perhaps?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Feel free to fill this out if you have any spicy knowledge on forgotten cup songs
implyingrigged.info/wiki/Legacy_Anthems_and_Goalhorns

askme
askme

page 9

Inmate
Inmate

W A L L P A P E R T I M E

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Do you not use captains anymore?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I never did. I just use iconic players.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Spring Babby Cup Qualifers

Methnerd
Methnerd

tfw lear's master plan for the giga fetus was successful

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Fuck me dude. I'll fix that asap

idontknow
idontknow

page 9

Evilember
Evilember

If you miss /pol/, you can just watch French TV

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFylfyHEnzk

idontknow
idontknow

Haven't watched VGL in awhile
No /tf2g/
No /dfg/
No /kspg/
What happened?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

/dfg/ lost interest, /kspg/ got banned from the board, and /tf2g/ is a whole other shitshow

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

- Garbage general that almost entirely moved to /trash/ where they belong. NFR showed up to manage them and... vaguely show that he played TF2? Which, let's be honest, has nothing to do with /tf2g/.
- Hasn't really been a VGL team in a few tournaments. Genuinely not interested in participating.
- So banned from the site that even mentioning them in other generals gets your post deleted.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

holy shit, that's like at least 15 attempts to catch this ADiglett

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Banned
How the fuck

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Exactly. On a board where sc2 exists, where there are at least 8-10 generals that only exist as waifu image dump threads, where ban evaders constantly post weak ass bait that ruins generals day after day, where false flaggers for a steam group CONSTANTLY post scat porn in /gsg/, /kspg/ got the only true death sentence that's ever been passed down.

And trust me, they deserved it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

What did they do to where they had to get banned though

Nojokur
Nojokur

rags

JunkTop
JunkTop

Think Sodom and Gomorrah, but with more cat dicks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Everyone was jealous of the catdick and snekposting

massdebater
massdebater

Head over to fireden and search for it in the subject line. Just doing a general search will bring up all sorts of false flag shit they tried to stir up in /egg/. Look at the dying gasps of their general. Look at the number of deleted posts. Look at the fact that they put instructions on how to ban evade INTO THE OP.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What generals are likely to die before VGL9?

King_Martha
King_Martha

rags

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

We are free from the fetus now.

Illusionz
Illusionz

/mygeneral/
rip in peace

Soft_member
Soft_member

page zona mista

RavySnake
RavySnake

9

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Post your testing face

SniperGod
SniperGod

testing
what a fag lol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

win first game
lose next 8

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

losing 8 in a row ever
better start that autumn prep

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

maybe im stupid but putting /kspg/ into the search just say error 404 no /kspg/ results
got it anywhere else?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Do it without the /

Snarelure
Snarelure

search for cat dicks

JunkTop
JunkTop

UMA DELICIA on /int/'s team when?

RumChicken
RumChicken

the first 7 pages of the results are just people talking about how terrible /kspg/ and how if they keep this up it will ended up like /kspg/
this feel like reading a mystery novel about someone who got brutally murdered and set as an example for the rest of the town to fear

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

no ideas
hope co comes up with something
even if he does it won't work on game day
drink
wonder what i'm doing with my life

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Sou finally unbanned from /f/ and already having philosophical discussions
desuarchive.org/f/thread/3242885/

massdebater
massdebater

Favourite commentary moments?

This entire game was great with the commentators trolling the chat for the entirety, but the rant against Paval at 39:00 was top quality, that meme loving fuck.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=CxO2ShNbk40

iluvmen
iluvmen

The time Master of Fluff commentated.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm a hardcore fan with /mlp/ so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Equestria where I would often train with Tony at the aesthetics department and help PMB with the management, but one day as I was talking to PMB, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. Hhe immediately said, "You know you could manage with us forever.." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" He then laughed and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. He then said, "I talked with BGP and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the panel, you just have to do...one thing". Hhe then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly."

I then gave him some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" He then said "BGP said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." He laughed again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and he gave me a plushy pony, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to test!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

happy_sad
happy_sad

rags

Soft_member
Soft_member

The game where PMB was HIGH ENERGY. I want to say it was Veeky Forums vs /y/ from the Spring 2016 Fetus

likme
likme

The game itself was pretty mad, too

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Reminder it doesn't matter how good of a commentator you are if you have opinions.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Hiro is slowly killing Veeky Forums.
Board by board.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Actually the cancer of board mitosis is

TreeEater
TreeEater

/bant/ was a mistake.
-Hiro

cum2soon
cum2soon

Everything after /a/ was a mistake.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

#32boards
#16teams

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

implying

/a/, /sp/, /tv/, /k/, /o/, /r9k/ and /pol/ are all the necessary boards that make Veeky Forums great.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

/o/
necessary

/r9k/
/pol/
great

The only necessary thing to make Veeky Forums great is for people like you to kill yourselves.

Skullbone
Skullbone

/pol/
hello r/Veeky Forums

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

/mlpg/ when?

Firespawn
Firespawn

/pol/
This is what /pol/ actually thinks.

girlDog
girlDog

everything else is fluff you can live without or get somewhere else.

takes2long
takes2long

/l/
RIP

whereismyname
whereismyname

/g/
Thank god that is gone

viagrandad
viagrandad

I've never noticed moot always updated on the third day of a month

Lunatick
Lunatick

This is what Veeky Forums should have

/a/ - Anime
/m/ - Manga
/l/ - Light Novels
/r/ - Retro Anime
/vn/ - Visual Novels
/h/ - Hentai
/d/ - Hentai Alternative
/i/ - Image Dumps
/v/ - Video Games
/b/ - Other

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/m/ - Manga
nope
/v/ - video games
but /tg/ is out
nope
/l/ - light novels as seperate from /a/
nope
no /jp/ analogue
nope

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

/pen/ - artwork/creative
people need to draw, this is important

girlDog
girlDog

Veeky Forums should just be /b/ for porn and /int/ for everything else.
GR15 applies to anime as well.

JunkTop
JunkTop

nope

King_Martha
King_Martha

/int/ is only for cultured and mature discussion of impoverished colonial Lusitanian culinary practices

happy_sad
happy_sad

No this is a weeb board. You guys have reddit now.

Snarelure
Snarelure

/b/ for porn
how to spot a newfag 101

Playboyize
Playboyize

/r/ - Retro Anime
Would just end up being /m/ with a few fags making a Cowboy Bebop General added to the mix

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

/a/, /b/, /d/, /f/, /g/, /h/, /int/, /mu/, /tg/, /v/, /vr/, /tv/, /wg/
nothing else is needed

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I forgot about Jaypee, but they woudln't want me in there anyways

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This is my
Testing? I haven't even learned how to play properly yet
face

StonedTime
StonedTime

/tv/ and /int/ can go. /l/ needs to come back. /wg/ should be /w/ and /tg/ needs to go in.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm sorry but what does /tg/ have to do with /a/?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Half of those things have nothing to do with /a/.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

/tg/ is at least fun and not cancer that brings down the quality of other boards in general.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/tg/ is autism and half reddit/tumblr.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

/tg/ is autism and half reddit/tumblr
So its basically Veeky Forums, what's the problem here?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

/tg/ is actually one of the few boards that stay on topic and keep shitposting to minimum. I can understand why people from cesspools like /pol/, /tv/ or /v/ are so jelly about that.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

/tg/ is the good kind of autism, unlike /pol/ or /tv/.

farquit
farquit

Anyone know which promo was the war of the worlds parody with Ken?

happy_sad
happy_sad

So are we still using Hitbox or what?

SniperWish
SniperWish

We will use Smashcast on the weekend.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Smashcast is so shit though

Techpill
Techpill

Well we might as well come back to twitch
oh wait

Skullbone
Skullbone

That's a big claim.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

No it really isn't, you're just a small guy.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Reminder that the French are why you don't have an elf slave.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

choose your /tg/ waifu

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Macha is mine btw

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'll take Windrunner then

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

testing

cum2soon
cum2soon

And this is why your team is in the babby.

Playboyize
Playboyize

At least i can see my team 4 times a year.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yeah, two babbies and two fetuses makes 4 times.

Methnerd
Methnerd

6 if you count the future yoyo

SniperWish
SniperWish

Honestly I'd prefer if /pol/ didn't exist on Veeky Forums, if only there could be a gamergate tier event that would kick the board off to another chan, although they'd probably still come back to plague us in spite

I actually agree with a lot of right wing policies and would fit in on /pol/, but the users are the biggest lot of cancer I've ever seen. Furries 3.0 (MLP being the 2.0 of the family)

SniperWish
SniperWish

Catachan
Tau best faction

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Pretty much. There are some political views I wholeheartedly agree with and can't find in other places, but /r9k/ and /x/ turned the board into a pile of shit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

/pol/ was worth existing for HWNDU

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

/tv/ can go

HOTHEAD detected

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

saving thread

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Kissless Hugless Virgin is a WF, not a MF

whereismyname
whereismyname

At this point what difference does it make?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

not allowed 4 forwards, you fanny

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Reminder to bet against /a/ they're going to throw all three games

farquit
farquit

So they will be better than normal?

SniperGod
SniperGod

/gr/ team when?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Multinational Bowl if you make it

Booteefool
Booteefool

whoops

Goggles out for Beta as Fuck (r9k)
KHV out for Macarons (u)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Pay your denbts first then we can afford your team.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

page 9

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is the countdown clock on the wiki wrong or does the matchday really start at 2pm?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

nah mate it starts at eight

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Starts at seven.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Starts at 3am

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

it starts at noon

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Which 4cc persona would you kiss user?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Persona Persona Persona Persona
SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOOOCIAAAL LIIINKS

King_Martha
King_Martha

f4r

Nojokur
Nojokur

Lear's tummy.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Bent

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

2B?
More like 2cute

Flameblow
Flameblow

/e/ tier shit

Go away scoops and go to /d/ or /h/ already.

FastChef
FastChef

Tomato, I like my men tall and strong

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why is Scoops such a bully at irc?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I always thought Lear was a man.

Supergrass
Supergrass

He's actually a community of polyps in a rather vaguely humanoid shape. No heart, no soul and no spine.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw Tomata still hasn't pounded your boipucci

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I wish I was Tomato.

Methshot
Methshot

youtube.com/watch?v=isakPxBAw6g

I made some budget hyp to celebrate /sci/'s return to the major cups, hope you like it \o/

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Empress, Vos, or Tau.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Cool.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

And now they're going to get btfo vs /mlp/ and /his/.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Real Madrid= /fit/
Juventus= /mu/
Atlético Madrid= /sp/
Monaco= /vp/
Is this right?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Halal Madrid
ANYONE but /mlp/

askme
askme

Are we missing something here or what

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If anything /sp/ would be Juve for the same kits and the rigging

WebTool
WebTool

Nah, Real Madrid doesn't choke at finals

WebTool
WebTool

No.
just slapping the CL top 4 on the the 4cc top 4

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

The real question is who is >schalke?

idontknow
idontknow

The real way to settle this

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

/f/ or /asp/

Supergrass
Supergrass

/asp/ is Arsenal
lel

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I laughed.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

/wg/ and /w/ are separate for a reason

Spamalot
Spamalot

When does /vp/ play?
Also /co/.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

the 2017 Veeky Forums Autumn Babby Cup

takes2long
takes2long

/co/ plays friday (against [r9k])
/vp/ only in summer

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

youtube.com/watch?v=YUDab9piv_U
/lgbt/ when

Spamalot
Spamalot

that show is my shit

too bad Bloom had to be in that fucking Bill Nye show

whereismyname
whereismyname

So has everyone had enough time to look through all of the exports? Who's good and who sucks?

Supergrass
Supergrass

You already know how this works.
1) /myteam/
2) everyone else
3) /yourteam/

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

/trv/ is Liverslip
muh historee muh

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

/m/ is Borussia
Fitting.

happy_sad
happy_sad

what the fuck I hate /fit/ now

Emberburn
Emberburn

Jaypee is Jeep

massdebater
massdebater

not one person has replied to this with things going well
I'm getting 3 points out of 3 this weekend.

Snarelure
Snarelure

sochalke

DeathDog
DeathDog

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

DeathDog
DeathDog

/mlp/ are Chelsea
The most hated teams, fitting

Supergrass
Supergrass

Team Yet Another Crippling Depression Team
GK F-Stop (/p/)
CB Life Sucks Drop Out (/w/)
CB Bitches & Whores (/adv/)
CB You Don't Exist (/lgbt/)
DMF Black Monday (/biz/)
CMF my diary desu (/lit/)
AMF Takumi (/o/) G C
RMF Uncle Terry (/p/)
SS Napoleon (/his/) S VC
CF Hipster Fixie (/n/) S
SS #REKT (/b/) G

Reserves
SS Megumin (/a/) G
AMF Bad News (/co/)
LMF Lum (/e/)
CB Just Die In My Sleep Already (/tv/)
CB /can/ (/can/)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

page 9

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

bench GK

Booteefool
Booteefool

Me with the flower pattern.

Inmate
Inmate

GK Ika-chan (/c/)

RumChicken
RumChicken

I like your style

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

thanks, i try my best

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Can we change names up until the deadline? I told King of OTTD that's he's on the team in his thread on /n/ but he prefers to be called rail chan, I think that was after the /n/ roster poll was made as a name to call him in the thread, is it possible to change it like /tv/ do with Dan Schneider or do we have to wait until Sunday for that?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Biscum

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

biscum
r-ree i'm gonna blame everything gay men do regularly on you bisluts

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Or just don't name players on your team after tripfags. I love that dude but it's sort of setting a shitty precedent, no?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Maybe, he's not a tripfag though, that's just something he said in the thread to refer to himself as, he doesn't namefag either. You're right that it does set a bad precedent though, we could get more teams like /tf2g/ where half the roster is tripfags, although /n/ already has Baconrider as a trip on the team.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Best romance manga

Supergrass
Supergrass

page 9

FastChef
FastChef

tf2g dodged a bullet with the endless merc train of NFR "im not a merc guys, i play the game just have never been in the thread"

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Reminder to bet on /g/ every match for easy rigbux (but especially the /a/ match)

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'll put it on the save-fix page so it'll hopefully get done. I'll change it in mine so we'll have it changed for at least the 2nd and 3rd group games.

Inmate
Inmate

betting on a manager who doesn't know nightlies rules and doesn't even have a controller to tes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

is this the original

I DONT KNOW ANYMORE

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Well he's up against a manager who thinks his team is shit and his board is shit and the fans are shit and he doesn't want to manage the shit team so I'd give /g/ a fair chance

Flameblow
Flameblow

New chapter WHEN?

JunkTop
JunkTop

/w/ suck, /out/ suck harder, and /a/ suck harder still

Evilember
Evilember

k...keep me posted

Playboyize
Playboyize

/g/ would have a fair chance anyway because of their literally E L I T E tactics that will be fucking ruined :^)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

hurrrfff muh blog
shut up, you fucking autist

eGremlin
eGremlin

Melting down over a day and a half old 4 word reply. And he's the autist.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Nurgle Actually a fucking cute

Oh slime girls, youve fucking tainted me, and you Goodra

hairygrape
hairygrape

Tech-priestess
We'd spend all day doing stupid CLANG shit and metal-working

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

even /a/'s managers admit the board is terrible and the fans are obnoxious idiots

cum2soon
cum2soon

Welcome to big market teams.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

That's every big market team. The ones that pretend otherwise are in denial.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

/a/'s managers aren't that much better. Ramen hates the team and would rather be as far away as possible, Max is old and busted and probably not even active and Tomato is a merc and literally #1 /g/ fan. If there's a team /g/ has a chance against it's /a/.

SniperGod
SniperGod

The difference is that Ramen doesn't want to be a manager anymore now that he's successfully infiltrated every single circlejerk in the cup.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why does /mlp/ get to have the easiest group ever?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

But they're not in group A

Evilember
Evilember

Has there ever been such a shitty group as this current Group A?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Winter 2015, group D or whichever one it was that had /sci/ and /s/

Techpill
Techpill

We once had /n/ /gif/ /cm/ /lit/

happy_sad
happy_sad

easiest group ever
that's not F, the only group with spoonman, Not Tom /wg/, and SDA in the same place

/p/ and /po/ are decent teams tactically this spring the problem is they're not even remotely entertaining for 90% of viewers. If you want to give /mlp/ a truly easy group you put them in F or maybe E with managers who don't have a clue and/or are borderline Summer 2013 Tinker (except without anything close to the previous success)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

/s/,/sci/,/diy/ and /ic/

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

F is dreadful and outside of /e/ H is full of novice managers and weird setups, and if /k/ continue their 2016 form that makes it even worse. Someone else said E is a bit of a fuckup too, and /mlp/ would have been in /e/'s place.
Summer 2016 also had /soc/, /gd/, bootleg /f/ and post Winter 14 /trv/ in one group, that rivals this group

TechHater
TechHater

OH shit youre not joking, /an/ saw a manager with 2 vgl fetus spoons and thought

Yes, YES GIMME SOME OF THAT

Firespawn
Firespawn

Spoonman was an /an/ manager long before he earned his reputation

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

to be fair this group did give us a pretty great /gif/-/soc/ and gave birth to the OG giantkillers

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You tell me

viagrandad
viagrandad

Is it time for Flowonthego to take over?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no smugleaf is quitting /gd/ to manage /a/ in summer

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

JB is taking over /a/

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

veekyforums.com/thread/176064684/video-games
Team Literally All RNG Just Like PES Haha

GK 2nd Amendment (/k/)
LB Hop Bomb (/ck/)
CB Empire For Sale (/his/)
CB Backyard Breeder (/an/)
CB Old Steel 10-Speed (/n/)
CMF What Is This? (/an/) (silver)
CMF Nicol Bolas (/tg/) (silver)
LMF Canadian Goose (/an/)
AMF Everything's Fucked (/n/) (Captain)
SS No Time For Love (/g/) (gold) (Vice-Captain)
SS ENF (/e/) (gold)

GK Stephen Hawking (/sci/)
CB Tasteful Lewds (/w/)
CB Vegan Hate (/ck/)
DMF Feito-chan (/u/)
CMF Spectrum (/sci/)
SS Lolicatgirls (/f/)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Why is nachos no longer on /ck/?

StonedTime
StonedTime

You mean Autumn. He can't manage anyone other than /gd/ in Summer.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Old dead 4cc-core meme

Soft_member
Soft_member

#sackRape
#sackBebop
#sackCuntDestroyer
#sackAsuka

StonedTime
StonedTime

I don't disagree

Lunatick
Lunatick

I was being completely serious

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It's worse than that, Nachos was never a /ck/ meme in the first place. It was just one of the random foods GB picked back when he made all the founding teams himself.

Skullbone
Skullbone

What is even a 4cc-core player?

eGremlin
eGremlin

sack Asuka

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

A player that stays on the roster cause it's popular in the 4CC, but dead on its board.

Techpill
Techpill

be a 4cc player
be on a team for a while, probably longer than you should be, (eg Bebop, CD, >rape, Nachos) or become infamous in the cup (eg The Flash)
congratulations you're now 4cc-core

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

not /sp/
FOUR STARS*

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Gee /a/, how come your fans let you have TWO straight match-throwing managers?

takes2long
takes2long

World number 1 ranked memegrass manager TWAIN isn't getting sacked.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Shut up JB about your waifu

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You'll be singing a different tune four months from now.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I fucked up on my fantasy team and put Princes Twilight as my AMF, can I get that changed to Tracy?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I only learned recently that Nomo rage quit /mlp/. I knew he managed, but didn't know he rage quit. Then he did it again with /a/. Dude is a serial poor sport.

Emberfire
Emberfire

He got sacked by /a/ mid tournament.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Haha, no, I was watching the stream when he bailed mid-game. You can't rewrite history.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Nomo quit mid-cup because he couldn't deal with CF anymore.

askme
askme

/a/ fans really haven't had much luck with managers have they?

SniperWish
SniperWish

He quit because he couldn't handle getting exposed anymore. It was an inhumane blowout.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Firo and bitten weren't bad.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

ten tests, ten losses
I quit. See you in Autumn.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What happens on-stream is the opposite of what happens in tests so see you in the knockouts

takes2long
takes2long

What else can they do? It's not like some hidden PES genius will magically come out of the blue to manage the team, plus ever since 2 years ago their management has had a terrible habit of retiring as soon as they got some fresh blood to replace them, which means they can't learn from their seniors.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Wait what's the Auto Sliding setting we're supposed to use?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

assisted

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Assisted for Spring
Semi Assisted for VGL

girlDog
girlDog

Cool. See you in Autumn.

DeathDog
DeathDog

He bailed the match and /a/ sacked him as a result, I was also there.

likme
likme

letting underage manage your team

/a/ deserved it desu

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Basically all their managers realize that they hate managing and quit as soon as they possibly can.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wasn't entirely you, I had them the other way by accident

FastChef
FastChef

PES being >PES, this shouldn't be surprising to anyone.

StonedTime
StonedTime

yes?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

THREE SPOONS

Techpill
Techpill

Everything's fucked

Lunatick
Lunatick

Ronnie on /lgbt/

I always knew he was sus

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It was the last 10 minutes of the game, it was pretty much already over and Boris announced to everyone for some reason when other managers have done that since without an announcement.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Denied Pleasure
/e/
That pretty much sums up the board.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

He's not the only one.

youtube.com/watch?v=IfJ-Z2My2DM

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

/his/ pls use this youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

He still ragequit, stop acting like some kind of NIDF

Evilember
Evilember

/e/ is a pointless board.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Get rid of /e/, make HT manage /d/ and make Scoops join /h/.

RumChicken
RumChicken

better than /h/

dicks are for fags

askme
askme

Straight sex is literally as straight as it gets.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

dicks are gay though

Evilember
Evilember

They're censored in hentai.

iluvmen
iluvmen

testing

DeathDog
DeathDog

craps

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

when they think testing works

Soft_member
Soft_member

2 years ago. What is that cat name again?

idontknow
idontknow

Also where the fuck is /kspg/? Not enough fund?

Supergrass
Supergrass

/kspg/ somehow managed to be bad enough they got banned from the board that houses places like /ksg/ and /sc2/

WebTool
WebTool

You're now realizing Dusty will die before the cup

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no

doesnt work as a goalhorn like we didnt start the fire does reither

WebTool
WebTool

Where the fuck is /kspg/?
Posts two posts from /kspg/ that couldn't possibly have less to do with Kerbal Space Program

Oh boy user I think it's a fucking mystery, you should hit Hiro up on ICQ and try to figure this real head scratcher out.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Try looking for /kspg/ on the catalog

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

me right now

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hello I said in autumn that I don't want to manage and hoped that someone else would step up but the only person who showed any interest was Art who went to /h/ instead. Unless someone steps up this is gonna be the same situation as /sp/ before TWAIN where the management just had to keep the team afloat because no one else shows up to replace them.

idontknow
idontknow

the only person who showed any interest was Art

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How did I miss /a/'s second star?

idontknow
idontknow

Let's be honest, why would you manage for a big market team nowdays? It's so much more sensible to be in a small to mid-market setting so you can connect with the fans better and not have so much pressure to succeed (which, ironically, makes success all the better when you do attain it). Managing for a large board is just a lot of work and a lot of pressure, which becomes not a lot of fun.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Let's just kill all the big markets, half of them were in the fucking fetus anyway

askme
askme

How about just /pol/ and /mlp/ and we call it a day

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Let's just kill all the anime boards
/a/ is cancer and the rest is just boring dump boards (/w/, /c/...)
/jp/ can stay

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It's all or nothing, user

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Its a good video, but not goalhorn material

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Make a mashup of all the parts where he sings and see if it's any good?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

youtube.com/watch?v=O2V0VaSczA8
Well here it is to determine if it's good

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

oh shit, bill wurtz made a new video?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Just the history stuff might be funny

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

See

likme
likme

Reminder

Supergrass
Supergrass

Reminder
4cc is a money making scheme.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ayy nigga hold this L

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Reminder: You dont get to bring friends

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

no.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

/tv/ has none. They barely got a manager.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Reminder

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

being this jealous of the most powerful broship in the 4CC

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I said no.

likme
likme

/his/ can make it to elites again r-right

w8t4u
w8t4u

Now if only any of them could get into the elites.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

again

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

again

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/u/

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I see no lesbians here.

StonedTime
StonedTime

/a/ management hates /a/

farquit
farquit

well yeah, but consider it like how /v/ has Watch for Rolling rocks as a victory anthem.

Snarelure
Snarelure

everyone hates /a/

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Depending on their waifu

Emberfire
Emberfire

/s4s/

eGremlin
eGremlin

no just in general, /a/ hates /a/, I hate /a/, you probably hate them too.
Everyone and their mum will tell you that /a/ was better way back when but they probably lie to themselves because they finally discovered that /a/ has never been anything more than shitposting.

TechHater
TechHater

/a/ has always been good

DeathDog
DeathDog

Literally every board.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

it's the best thing in the world, until that feeling kicks in and you start to realize.

RumChicken
RumChicken

When will /a/ council get sacked?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Tomorrow

cum2soon
cum2soon

/a/
sacked

WebTool
WebTool

You can say the same about /mlp/. Our managers hate the board so they haven't changed the roster since 2014. We had a big thread about it, but none of the current managers replied to explain themselves. There should be a formal process for boards who want to get rid of their managers.

Rosters trend towards a 4cc-core composition unless management takes an active role in shaping the roster to be an accurate, contemporary representation of their board. Rosters aren't supposed to be a "greatest hits." They're supposed to represent board culture with modern memes. It isn't supposed to matter how a player performed in past cups or whether casual fans like them. If a manager hates their board's culture, they should quit. If they won't quit and won't listen to reason, we should have a way of removing them.

TreeEater
TreeEater

You can only post in this thread if your team was PES'd in 17.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I like this v for vendetta action.
Shows how to be a true a non e-moose

hairygrape
hairygrape

Don't you know that they need to keep the roster to make sure the 500+ fans coming from Horse News dodn't get confused?

/mlp/ itself is no longer their target demographic and that panel they held recently just cemented that.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

/a/ has never been anything more than shitposting
As if the rest of Veeky Forums is any different. Also shitposting is fun .

Nojokur
Nojokur

What about your comanagers and testers? It's not like there would be nobody to pick /a/ up if you just left.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm not part of /a/'s management but from what I know Max is extremely busy IRL, Tomato may or may not be busy with national service and none of the testers want to manage.

iluvmen
iluvmen

i havent installed pes yet lol fc

GK Madokami /u/
RB Rightclops /co/
CB You Don't Exist /lgbt/
CB *BSD /g/
LB Befriending /u/
DMF WAT Racing /o/
CMF Mongolian Horse Archer /his/
AMF Bitcoin Millionaire /biz/
SS Miata /o/ (v)
CF >holy >roman >empire /his/
CF Doom /co/ (c)

GK Ika-chan /c/
CB Vertical Recipes /ck/
CB Smugs /c/
DMF Fuck The Poor /biz/
CMF IT'S A TRAP /b/
CF Alfred Kinsey /lgbt/

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Didn't Lear said he didn't do anything to Maydave because nobody from the board actually complained to him directly? (not that it matters in the end since Maydave shot himself in the foot), so get in touch with Lear if you believe your managers should be sacked

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

THAT'S IT!

Methnerd
Methnerd

I am not sure that appeals to me. I am not trying to lead a personal crusade. /mlp/ deserves proper representation like all other teams and it is a question of whether the current management are willing and able to facilitate that representation.

Contacting the Commissioner is one path, but it's private and there is no way to show board support. There ought to be a public path of mediation, so that true fans can express their will concerning their managers. Given the many examples of poor, 4cc-core management over the years, I am astonished that no such public process has been spelled out.

I don't expect you to be familiar with /mlp/, but many changes have occurred on the show and on the board since 2014 and none of them are being represented accurately on our roster. Our polls are structured in such a way that change never happens and even many so called fans are part of the problem, voting to keep the same tired, irrelevant memes and ignoring what their board is really about today. How many more years will this be allowed before the administration intervenes?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Admin will not intervene and cannot intervene and in anycase who can Lear judge the validity of memes or not?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Testing is fun

Illusionz
Illusionz

Rosters are supposed to represent board culture, not nostalgia. How can the administration be indifferent to that?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Official Odds

4.50 - Ramen is the scapegoat and resigns. Rest of council stays on.
7.00 - No changes
8.00 - Entire Council sacked and /h/ bailout
18.00 - Entire council sacked and Art takes over on his own.
26.00 - Some random fan takes over and is shit
26.00 - PWJP returns
26.00 - Delta returns
31.00 - Some VGL manager takes over.
34.00 - Bailout from one of the other weeb boards (not including /h/)
41.00 - Autopilot
51.00 - A weeb manager/former manager from a non weeb board takes over
101.00 - /a/ promote to summer and no changes are required.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Look outside of /mlp/. Administration can't even force teams to even have roster polls because running roster polls gets you banned on half the boards and forcing teams to run polls is technically encouraging rule breaking raids.

hairygrape
hairygrape

An appeal to the rules is precisely my point, however. You are correct about most boards, but the rules allow threads on /mlp/, therefore it is within the purview of the administration to require the /mlp/ managers to conduct polls.

The managers do conduct polls, but many people vote for their personal nostalgic favorites rather than voting based on which memes are most current and representative. Tracy and >rape aren't even things you see on the board anymore. Larson isn't a show writer anymore. Faust hasn't been on the show or been a board meme in almost half a decade. It's time for them to go.

To fix the roster problem requires active participation from the managers, not simply a poll. If the managers won't do their duty (perhaps because they hate the board and its culture), then we should have a way of replacing them.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If many /mlp/ fans are voting that way then why is it an issue?

viagrandad
viagrandad

I think Ramen wants out after Spring, Summer or not

Methshot
Methshot

what is he cleaning that loli for

MPmaster
MPmaster

Vaughn Live

Spamalot
Spamalot

Because rosters are meant to be representative of board culture, not a nostalgic smattering of 4cc-core irrelevant memes that enough fans happen to like to distort poll results. Do try to keep up.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Stop. Just stop.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

And some people do like the history being represented as well. You just sound like someone bitching that the managers aren't rigging the poll to match your tastes.

Flameblow
Flameblow

That's a cream puff

Illusionz
Illusionz

10 rigbucks on PWJP returning.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I thought of an analogy that may help you.

Imagine a board hosts a cup team roster poll. The results come back and the majority of voters want memes from a specific general on that board. Behind the scenes, it turns out that the cup happens to be very popular among the browsers of that particular general. Given the circumstances, the desires of one general in particular are being disproportionately represented in the polling results. The results may indicate a "majority" support for that general's memes, but it's really because the poll is inflated with votes from that general. Following along?

/mlp/ polls are like that, but instead of a general swaying the results, it's nostalgic oldfags who hate the current board and are stuck in the past. The cup attracts people who think old Veeky Forums was "better" and like to remember the glory days through the cup. The trouble is, that's not what the cup is about and that's not what rosters are supposed to be.

Not an argument.

I'm not asking for rigged polls. I'm pointing out, correctly, that rosters are supposed to represent board culture. They're not supposed to be retirement homes for 4cc-core memes.

takes2long
takes2long

Yes please. Out of the post-Firo /a/ managers the PWJP + MaxP combo was probably the best.

RavySnake
RavySnake

who /pure roster/ here?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/catalog/ is the purest form of roster.

Emberfire
Emberfire

yes ... yes, this I like.

Inmate
Inmate

2017
browsing catalog

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Who has the best rosters in the cup?

Evilember
Evilember

/a/

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

/fa/.

DeathDog
DeathDog

/a/ is the best team in the cup

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is this a falseflag or are you just severely brain damaged?
Stop making what was a push for roster change some sort of "force change or you're sacked" ultimatum. You're acting retarded, and your sperging is sure not helping anyone. I don't know what your agenda is, but the deliberate way you're parroting what has been said almost feels like you're falseflagging to shut it down, but I will give you the benefit of doubt and just assume you're a massive idiot.
t. original rosterfag

likme
likme

The /mlp/ rosters represent the board's culture. Just not the current board culture, which is 90% bad fan fiction and choose your own adventure threads (which are basically even worse structured bad fan fiction with an extra smattering of furry roleplay for good measure).

People have brought up the /b/ roster as an example. That too is filled with nostalgia and /b/ classics, because no one wants to see a /b/ roster with current relevant memes since it's nothing but a porn dump.

As far as the claim that a roster of classics and oldschool memes somehow appeals to outsiders is baffling. If anything a roster of old injokes keeps out the newfags who come in expecting le brony maymays and are instead greeted by >rape.

Every time roster polls are held, suggestions are collected from the board. But it's difficult to find relevant /mlp/ players considering, again, that most of the board is bad fan fiction and roleplay circlejerks.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

it's nostalgic oldfags who hate the current board and are stuck in the past.
While this is 100% accurate (On the Hub was sacked once but people bitched so he stayed despiste polls), there is no solution to it. Is the team fanbase you like it or not.
Just accept the /mlp/ team is 4CCcore.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I got to excited and accidentally made a new thread.
veekyforums.com/thread/176470692/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/176470692/video-games

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

We might as well just use that and fill the rest of this one with shitposts.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If anything a roster of old injokes keeps out the newfags who come in expecting le brony maymays and are instead greeted by >rape.
And thats why most of the team fanbase comes from reddit?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

benis.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

/vip/ when?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

His eyes are offside

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

His ears are offside

Supergrass
Supergrass

/pol/

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Can we have a 7 team elite competition and everyone else is in the Fetus?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

mouyes

King_Martha
King_Martha

wew kobe

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Never.

WebTool
WebTool

Will Kasu save us today?

girlDog
girlDog

The /mlp/ rosters represent the board's culture. Just not the current board culture,
A good number of the memes, especially the 'classic /mlp/' are from when /mlp/ was a general in /co/. There is also the fact /mlp/ had a cup team when their board was less than two months old (The comment about a Faust not being relevant for half a decade? guess what is half a decade old). So one can argue that no, they aren't even old board culture, unless you are referring to /co/.

But in the end, who cares? /mlp/ is so shitty their only relevance they have nowadays is here in the Cup.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

No. We're going back to Ustream.

Firespawn
Firespawn

But in the end, who cares? /mlp/ is so shitty their only relevance they have nowadays is here in the Cup.
Whatever you think about the board, it's true that the team's only relevance is its status within the cup. The managers have a duty to fix that, but they refuse.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Now is a good time to move.
veekyforums.com/thread/176470692/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/176470692/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/176470692/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/176470692/video-games

DeathDog
DeathDog

Make me.

takes2long
takes2long

The managers won't fix that because they are from the "hahahaha you mad bro? you mad? two stars on the horse hahahahha" school.
Is also a effective way to swat criticism away. Somebody says anything? "lol go be mad somewhere else, /4ccg/!"

Playboyize
Playboyize

You don't have to come, but you'll die alone here in this thread when it gets archived if you don't move. It's your choice.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm already alone anyway.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

So am I.But at least you have >us.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

...He's literally being mad in /4ccg/ tho

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

He's a paragraph-spewing turboautist who's butthurt that the /mlp/ managers listen to the 300 anons who vote in their roster polls and not to him. Because, y'know, all the other fans are wrong and only this tard knows what the roster is supposed to be.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

As a matter of experience, is actually better to bitch about your managers here if you are from /mlp/. Otherwise the fanbase will suck their dicks harder to "prove you wrong so the salt can keep coming"

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That used to be true, but it's changing. The managers got BTFO in the last couple threads and I didn't see anybody rushing in to suck dick in response.

girlDog
girlDog

It's a shitposter or a falseflag. All I want is to have a medal poll and convince some people to vote for a roster change, not for the managers to overrule what the board votes for. Being autistic about it here achieves nothing except to make more people not vote for a change in spite. I have no reason to shitpost about the roster on /4ccg/, quite the contrary.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Because the paragraphfag is such an obvious no life autist its not even worth replying to him.

Firespawn
Firespawn

not for the managers to overrule what the board votes for.
They did it for "Only in the Hub" once though

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